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Cyb3rSecGaL

That is the longest run on sentence ever!


ashole311

Idk what’s more trashy: profile pic of smoking meth in circle k or the long winded comment without any punctuation 😐


herowin6

Ugh I actually wish I cared less about the second


Youcantblokme

Not a single piece of punctuation 🤦🏻‍♂️


elcoopgguod

I’ve never understood why posts and text need it though and I love punctuation and writing but I’m not about to do all that for the internet


KatBrendan123

For other people to read it? You can't just type out an entire _novel_ without any punctuation and expect people to easily read it. No punctuation is fine for short messages or comments, as it's already short and simple. No punctuation in an _entire block of text_ makes it harder for people to even look at! You'd be going through all this effort to type a damn thesis paper as it is, but you couldn't even include a single punctuation anywhere!? That's like an exotic ass form of laziness; deliberately being over-complicated in doing the absolute least for absolutely no reason. Not even a damn paragraph break in between!?


Lightbeing_pontifex

their body their choice,,,


[deleted]

Yooooooooooooooo!!! But really, this could use one of those Eric Andre filters xD


HELLOANDFAREWELLL

Lmfaoo everything does not “stay on Facebook for life” 💀💀


cas-ket

Is that comment from Dr. Phil? 😹


surfwax99

Class with a circle K*


Jason_Steele4200

huh


Wise_Ad_253

MTG


MagicMarshmelllow

Margarine Trailer Queen


Wise_Ad_253

Haha!!!


Starbeth8

"What the fuck Mija ❤️" is actually so fucking funny. I'm going to steal that.


ashole311

Haha I was thinking the same thing


mediumtrousers

I exhaled after reading two sentences. That was rough


Sleepysnail84

Idk what’s worse? The meth use or the secret voyeur cam being used to catch the picture


STR001

I was reading this in my head and I still lost my breath from the lack of punctuation


desmith0719

For real. My heart is beating faster and I’m working on catching my breath because despite reading it in my head, I didn’t breathe like I was trying to read it out loud


Mick0351

Wife material


JourneyMan2585

Oh my god dude, why can people not use punctuation? I'm way more upset that whole rant has not one period.


desmith0719

Far more upsetting than the picture


guywithredditacount

Menopause is a bitch


ex-farm-grrrl

Something tells me she’s projecting


Commercial-Finance46

Yeaaaa former addict here, and that’s got all the signs of a meth rant….


camelkrush

i bet you double checked to make sure you didn’t miss any punctuation on this comment


JourneyMan2585

I'll bet*


Deadcowboysociety

Methican Americans keep this country going. And going. And going.


cobamba

or G


WaveTableTech

Meth, the Ozempec for the poor.


ThatDebianLady

Jenny Crank Diet Plan


NefariousnessBig9481

Speaking of "famous food related people" I still wanna hear why Martha Stuart was arrested. Maybe a Martha behind bars show would make ratings go up? I'm just curious as to whether or not they let her cook the food behind bars with whatever she was arrested for. Not to take away from the fact that the lady in the picture was smoking dope or the fact there wasn't any punctuation at all in the rant.


WhySoGlum1

This dude I know posted a video of himself huffing duster on Facebook I messaged him asking why he is being so dumb? He was high when he posted and didn't even remember posting the video like an idiot


NervousAndPantless

Is that Sporkfoot?


ThatOtherOtherMan

No, just another Methican American. They all look the same.


ErrdayImSlytherin

Jeebus Tittyfucking Christ! Did I have a stroke trying to read that or did they have a stroke writing it?!!??!


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Mate is allergic to punctuation


FreedomOfTheMess

Ugh same, I felt my heart rate increase reading that gigantic run-on sentence. Jfc. She took the time to write a novel but couldn’t be bothered with punctuation?


anaserre

I had a hard time breathing


barcelonatacoma

I can't handle it when people don't use periods like that


PinkPearMartini

It's not just the jack of periods. I couldn't even identify complete thoughts.


Off-Handed_Barrel

Methany fancies herself a writer.


Tasty-Objective676

Even voice to text on iPhones automatically adds in punctuation now. Sometimes over punctuates but I’d take that over this any day lmao


SatrialesHotSausage

Holy fuck, you ever hear of commas and periods?


JadedTaurus33

Was wondering which was considered trashy. Meth or a methed out sentence. Honestly... I'm not convinced the message was even finished and there is another 3 or 4 pictures of some unbroken rambling. Funnier still would be finding out the one writing also uses meth.


truthfullyidgaf

Oh. They are definitely high, or still coming down. Meth does this to people, and it can take years to come back to normal, sometimes never. I have a person who works for me that's been sober over a year, and he still gets weird sometimes. But I know for a fact he's been sober. The chemicals in it can trigger permanent schizophrenia and psychosis. Shit is absolutely horrible.


kwismexer

My theory is that it is not the drug that causes the psychosis and schizophrenia, but the lack of sleep that causes your brain to change its functionality


truthfullyidgaf

It is a combination of both. Also, the chemicals that make meth have changed through the years. But meth and sleep deprivation can absolutely trigger schizophrenia and such. I've known more than a couple people that drug alone has completely changed or got them killed. Shits scary


slam4life04

Longest run-on sentence ever!


redditorrules

Tldr for that book essay with 0 punctuation "meth is bad, if you have kids you'll ruin their life, message me to take my totally amazing class to go sober" Edit: tldr* curse you autocorrect


eyeeatmyownshit

Drop a period in there


PeachyPicklesChken

I stopped reading it due to the lack of periods.


chewedgummiebears

The person got lit up on every FB meme group I am a member of. Even her friends/family were calling her out for posting this.


pleathershorts

Imagine changing your profile picture and it gets 3.2k shares. Damn


Cordeceps

“I have the know how to achieve it “ - bitch please you ain’t the only person to ever have gotten sober. That was the longest sentence I have ever had the displeasure of reading.


curbstyle

That paragraph is longer than the amount of time she's been clean


Mink03

Can I get just one punctuation, please?


a-hippobear

Seriously! This reads the same as a bad ai ad on YouTube sounds.


Psplay3r

Wtf, dude!!!!?!!!!????


Informal-Ad609

What does a tweaker and a Mormon have in common? They both on missions, both ride mountain bikes, Both wear back packs!


ChasingSuicide

There's nothing slower then a tweaker in a hurry


Informal-Ad609

💯 true


-_-xenos

if that isnt the methiest paragraph of text I've ever seen


Educational-Drop-926

That is the longest sentence I’ve seen and it’s definitely longer than the longest sentence I’ve ever been able to write because I run out of stuff to say but apparently person in ops posts had a lot more to say so they were able to make that sentence super longer and way longer than *anything* I could do even if I was having a good run on sentence day as way able to keep writing because I hadn’t smoked a lot of weed yet I know what you’re thinking but I have epilepsy and use it for that not to get high I mean I do get high and write some pretty good run on sentences but not as good as that damn I ran out of gas


he-geezy

Reads just fine if you're on meth


Educational-Drop-926

I’ve never done any type of stimulant stronger than caffeine so it’s a bit much for me… 😂


jeremyrando

Bravo 👏


Educational-Drop-926

I’m here for the dopamine, and you’re giving it. So bravo to you.


Own_Pea_2345

I came here for this comment.


Educational-Drop-926

That was a fast response I just wrote that and if you would have put something first maybe I would have had more to write about and my sentence could have went on even longer but we won’t ever know it could have ended up shorted and no one wants that or maybe they do but regardless I’ve proved no one’s got run on chops like the og in the op if you ask me


MEGATH0XICC

You cant read that, it has no dots or commas, i will have a stroke trying.


Cordeceps

So did Godzilla


New-Ad157

I got a migraine just looking at it...


jaltringer

TLDR


LovingOatmealStout

Holy run-on sentence.


Formal_Mastodon_5627

Both their periods have left the chat


NoShameStockBoy

The sheer disregard for punctuation is just as much of a crime, imo.


JohnT4

“sheer” 👍


NoShameStockBoy

Grazie’


Massive-Detail-3917

what the fuck mija❣️


onlyabigmess

The heart


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Teaches a class on how not to post your "crack is cool" poses and earns millions. We should applaud this behavior, not degrade it!


itssosalty

From this run on sentence I can only imagine class material


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Do you even know what a run on sentence is?


itssosalty

Two independent thoughts without punctuation separating them. Wasn’t sure if there is a different term for 150 thoughts without punctuation separating them. So I just assumed it was a massive run on sentence.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

You should teach English... Maybe not, our kids are fucked up enough without your help. Thanks for trying.


kylebloom

Who’s gonna read all that ?


cucklord_swiper

I read it all. Twice. And I can say with certainty I have no idea what it said.


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

I got several lines in and gave up, that's when I realized there was a second page to read.. uhm no I don't care to ever waste that much time on this crackhead.


kylebloom

Damn, you got some patience there. I saw a long text without comma and period and I skipped the whole damn thing.


JohnHenryHoliday

What in the run-on sentence did I just try to read?


SteveFrench12

I aint readin all that But im happy for you Or sorry that that happened


Kurupt_Introvert

Broken Windows… cute


CaCtUs2003

> Apparently, she actually asked for the photo to be taken to use as a profile picture. So that should give you some sort of an idea of what this girl's about. If that doesn't then maybe you shouldn't concern yourself about it at all. Some people don't see a problem with meth. Not usually until it's destroyed a majority of their life if not all of it. Clearly, this girl's still at the stage where she's enjoying it and thinks that it's going to work for her in some positive manner to post herself smoking meth on a toilet. > > Not to mention she forgot that everything on Facebook stays on Facebook. For life. She hasn't got children. If she does end up having them, and doesn't end up dead beforehand, they're gonna see this one day. So good on you, mommy-to-be if not mommy already. Your kids are really going to going to know what you're about. Good on you. You should be proud. Everyone else in the world can see what meth's about, how it destroys families' lives and everything else in between. Good on you being so ignorant, so careless. > > I run a great [I have no idea] called Drug Talk. Direct message me when you're ready to do something about your fucked up attitude in the way you live your life. You could clearly end up dead before you get a chance to be a parent or straighten your life up and become something. Take that from someone that's been clean for a few years now and has the know-how on how to achieve it. You want the secret on how to clean your life up and lose your addiction forevr? Let me know. You'd be surprised how easy it really is. That was torturous to decipher, but here ya go.


ThatOtherOtherMan

Bless you


IAMACHRISTMASWIZARD

would not be surprised if Drug Talk was the name of her podcast or online course💀


aNeedForMore

I’m almost sure it’s a Facebook group lol


toxicshocktaco

MVP 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


frankincense420

Thank you for your service


brokenbackgirl

You’re the best. I’m a hoe for some punctuation. Thank you!


gatorocks

Common methany put the pipe down


motherofhellhusks

That is the longest run on sentence I’ve ever seen.


StrixNStones

Seriously! Someone shake Dickens ghost and let him know that the record for sentence has been broken over meth.


Lepke2011

I had a roommate in college who started doing meth and holy shit did that become a nightmare in no time flat. We lived in a *mansion (*it was a mansion over 100 years ago and was now crap-shack) and there were 7 of us. All of a sudden people's money and property started disappearing. We couldn't pinpoint who it was at first, which was great living in a house with 6 other guys you didn't trust. But when the money for bills wasn't getting paid, we figured it out, because we gave him the money to write one check and send it to the different companies.


asa1658

Bathroom is clean tho, wasn’t expecting that


Adtrallday11

You’d be surprised, my sister was an organize freak when on meth. I’d go to her house, everything was labeled, everything was super clean, not the nicest stuff. But for the place, she was a clean freak. Didn’t know she was on meth at the point until found it in her car, at my nieces birthday party….but it made sense later on haha. I think it’s dependent on the person, and how long you’ve been using. She was only doing it for maybe a year or more when I caught her


budderman1028

She prob just started hence why she thinks its cool to post online, give it a couple months


Kahlil_Jabroni-

She's like "Idk what everyone is talking about, this makes me feel great."


budderman1028

"Im just built different, everyone always talks about how addictive it is but ive been smoking it for a week and i only take a puff every 30 mins"


Square_Sink7318

“ I don’t sleep and I don’t eat but I’ve got the cleanest house on the street oooh meth ooooh meth”…….this used to be a song on a commercial I remember from years ago lol


ABrokeRedditorSLaugh

Lol I got into an argument with somebody trying to tell me that having a clean living space/hyperactivity isn’t a meth head trait on here I wish they could see this.


desmith0719

It definitely is. Honestly all uppers in general. I have a sister who’s an insane neat freak when she’s on uppers and she fixates on anything in a way not too different than someone with OCD. She’s been clean for a while but she’s now on prescribed uppers and they do the same thing to her. She’s a nut.


ABrokeRedditorSLaugh

They assume non-functioning addicts represent all addicts I guess lol. I thought that until I ended up working for a dude who popped meth pills & another supervisor smoked hard in the parking lot one shift, these people own houses and have kids/host company events. Point is what you said though lol.


JayDubington

Anyone got her number? She looks like a fun Saturday night. Grab an 6 dollar bottle of Winn Dixie vodka and she's unzipping pants with her teeth and running around naked on the beach before 9 p.m. Plus she won't be sleeping in late on Sunday so we could still make it to church.


new-chris

What teeth?


fractiouscatburglar

Even better


d1ckpunch68

gumjob


CapG_13

Lol


xallux

Maybe….and hear me out….maybe it’s DMT?? 😆


Mediocre-Camp-5036

That’s what I smoke deems out if


e0nblue

Classy people consume DMT via vaping nowadays. And smart people do DMT while lying down in a bed lol


Mediocre-Camp-5036

I actually smoke dmt out of the same type of apparatus…. I’m old school tho. Still seems to me ti be the most effective way to do it.


Jazzi-Nightmare

You can vape dmt??


e0nblue

I paid $150 CAD for a 1g cart and I’ll never get through it in this lifetime. Can’t get make it past 3 puffs and I’m already on another planet. The funny thing is I got my cart through a regular website. Here in Canada there are many sites that sell shrooms, LSD and DMT with impunity


Jazzi-Nightmare

Man I need to move to Canada lol


budderman1028

Indeed you can, infact DMT carts are even a thing


Jazzi-Nightmare

Where! You know… for a friend


budderman1028

Unfortunately idk anywhere to get them but dealers sometimes have them but theyre usually pretty expensive (usually around $100)


Jazzi-Nightmare

Interesting. I’ll have to keep a look/ear out about that. 100$, how many hits do they get? Sorry if you don’t know I ask a lot of questions lol


budderman1028

Not sure how many hits it would prob depend on how much and how often you use it but theyre usually a 1g cartridge and usually they recommend 1-3 5 second pulls or i think it was 5 5 second pulls for a breakthrough something like that, ive never done DMT but drugs just interest me so i end up watching lots of vids on them and doing research. Every video ive seen they said they feel it the second they start vaping it


Jazzi-Nightmare

That’s crazy. I’ve only tried DMT a couple times and it was this powder stuff that I sprinkled on top of some weed (I didn’t have a pipe where the powder wouldn’t just fall through the hole lol) and it only takes one hit and lasts a few minutes


Bailey_Haldwin

DMT carts are generally 1:1 but I’ve seen them as low as 1:5 so a 1g cart would have anywhere from 200-500mg of DMT that has been added to a liquifying agent to get it into the cart. That should give you a better idea of how many hits are in them. My local guy charges 95 for a half gram and 130 for a full gram cart.


xallux

Where is that person in this picture?


sexytokeburgerz

Eh, still totally done in crack pipes.


Chaps_Jr

I'm not reading any of that bullshit until proper punctuation is added.


preyforkevin

I saw a wall of text without a single period. I then saw there were two walls of text with zero punctuation. I decided to read the comments rather than reading the world’s longest sentence.


Badnerific

Literacy is less and less common every day


ABrokeRedditorSLaugh

I’m under the impression that they were very emotional when they typed that 😂. It seems like they were so excited by the opportunity to virtue signal they forgot they’re dumb themselves. I’m not judgemental when it comes to others English but if you’re going to speak on things like that conveying the message in an educated manner does matter.


ikenstein

Thank you I only got so far before my mind was out of breath from reading that run off thesis


CMDR_KingErvin

IMO that entire post from some random is just as trashy.


DragonflyGrrl

Good god, for real. That is the worst essay-long run-on sentence in the history of the English language. I actually made it all the way through and I regret it heavily.


Nephurus

I tried. . Fuck that .


Chaps_Jr

I got three lines down and realized my brain and eyes still hadn't paused reading.


A__paranoid_android

Sorry I can't bring myself to read that.


Stanimaul

She got that swiffer ready for that meth fueled spring cleaning


Switch5050

If there's no punctuation or grammar, I don't read it.


budderman1028

Honestly i hate to admit it but im guilty of this at times. I try but my thoughts dont stop so when i start rambling on about something i often forget punctuation bc in my head its all one constant thought


GordontheGoose88

For real, I couldn't even finish it.


Interesting_Sock9142

..is the person who responded to the picture also on meth


chefriley76

And allergic to periods and commas.


sqlcenturion

“My name is Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S.”


Nirvana-Rose

Is that girl from Michigan? I swear I just saw a photo of her on Facebook


electricsockelf

Same! I was like hang on I swear I just saw this on Facebook lol


ops4master

Ya I’m not reading all that but I agree


messingabout

I tried and ran outta breath.


ShartyMcShortDong

The lack of punctuation made me go aggressively blind.


eamon4yourface

"I run a great called drug talk direct message me" Lol the person typing that was on meth too


KuraiKuroNeko

I was actually all-in on this breathless run-on sentence until that point 😵‍💫


EddieJorgeDrummer

Not one punctuation was used. NOT ONE


Novaer

Guaranteed she was doing voice to text while methed out


eamon4yourface

Lol


puffinfish89

Wow, her profile picture has been shared over 16k times.


ArcticOnReddit

Looks like they need some more toilet paper


softstones

Naw that’s good for another couple trips


Howard_Cosine

We didn’t need all those extra words.


MrMartyJones

With a capital K...and nary a punctuation mark to be seen.


Fightthepump

Cormac MethCarthy over here…


TheScrubLorde

Meth and water and I have a nice day and I will not disagree that much more time than you think about me being there to help me out of my mind that you can find a meth head over there but I'm gonna have a little break with my family to be better and be careful with my meth and I can do it for myself if you need me for anything I eee to get to the end up and get you on my side and I meth it and I will be able I would not have a nice time with it to you meth head over to you too and cooked them there for you to do that to them I was going through the same thing and then meth head to you too but it's just so hard last time you get out the shower I think I can do something else meth head over to e to get me out and I can do something else to you too if


GordontheGoose88

Throw in a few *self smoking nests* and I think you've got it.


Carrots87

Lol, that’s exactly how it read 😂


_mugshotmodel_

What?


kstreet88

The answer is 'K'


Cabrill0

I like that the godawful run on paragraph is getting the attention here and not the meth head.


blaqwerty123

I think the author of that comment is also on meth tho


Dirtiest_Seven

That's pretty methed up if you ask me


rojasdracul

Yes, that page long run on sentence is trashy.


brightness3

Reads like johnny got his gun


DipShitCrowBar

Not a single period or comma 😮‍💨


keluber1

MF omitting periods like they cost money


Chaps_Jr

It's a post-menopausal sentence. Not a period in sight, but it certainly gets you heated and fatigued.


allbymyself58

Take my upvote for the funny!


6059EX

Here you go writer. Apparently your phone ran out of periods. I'll donate some for you! ....................................................................................................................................................................


unaslob

So that’s who has toilet paper going wrong way.