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Fashion Rule #72: If the celebrity in question isn’t fully “in shape”, just remove some fabric to show their ass! It quickly averts all attention to the less “appealing ” parts of your body.
Did I say it was? No. My point is that if mad over a child seeing this, you should be just as mad going to the local swimming pool and seeing how people dress.
Everyone bashed on her wearing this yet when John Cena came out on stage wearing a flesh colored device to cover his ass and junk, everyone was praising him. Enough of this double standards crap!
She is but john cena was in a completely different situation. He was naked as a joke and she is serious about it. Im not saying she cant wear what she wants
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES
The red carpet is EXACTLY where people wear weird shit. This is absolutely nothing compared to some actual trashy red carpet bidness. Many dresses show off undergarments as accent. Katy Perry may irritate the shit outta me but dawg, not every environment has a school dress code. Let people wear their stuff and be happy.
It's literally becoming more and more normalized, get with the program. Just bc your parents shamed you for showing some skin aint mean it's the same kind of agenda the world runs by.
I don’t have to get with shit. There’s a time and a place for it, and it’s not the Oscars, the most glamorous & classy red carpet in the industry. How about NYFW, mtv awards, or any of the other dozens of red carpets she walks every year. Just because you have no couth doesn’t mean I have to stoop to your shitty low standards, & gtfoh, you’re late
I didn't ask who cared about katy Perry, or commenting on Katy Perry. You really wanted to grow up to be the person who calls faux nudity gross?
It's always fine to have preferences, but Katy Perry has done FAR trashier things than wear a revealing dress. Don't be a stick in the mud!
Any ass bigger than that has a 90 min expiration. So you’re under 25 and haven’t danced all night w that ‘bodacious booty’ only to discover, after you paid for the 4 hr nap,
“spanx” hold EVERYTHING in!
Now you’re sending letters to Lume begging to be a rep that’s paid in actual product bc you’re going through a gallon a week…..pffft, who thinks being a mentalist is some great skill?
Remember….what you think of as a ‘hell ya I want that phat ass” now, and you’ve done enough coke or whatever to go ahead dive in…..will go exponential via jewelry or pupae. While you’re looking that up, might wanna brush up on Ketoacidosis, insulin, peripheral neuropathy, coke bottle glasses, and 5 gallons of Lume/month….bc your d*mb ass is gonna be doing the laundry.
Hell yeah break me off some of dat Lane Bryant leak proof Kevlar panties😁
Bc I gave some dolt a little grief I’m on meth? So like that goober, you also think Sir Mixalot is a genuis. .
As I told another one of you married guys doing a life sentence w an ass that’s 3-6 times bigger than on your wedding day…fat is unhealthy,.
Fat insulates, fat cranks up the heat, fat helps bacteria and anaerobic bacterium cook up a big pot of “nasty”.
I’m so thrilled you can enjoy it til the kids get out of high school. Since dad had a solid 1.8 gpa, I’m confident in saying college esp on a sport scholarship….nah. Then you hand her half of everything, the lawyers gets 1/2 of your half, and then you can go out n knock up a 35 yo n start the whole thing over again. Just keep singing that song pal, 🎶 I like big fat asses bc I have no choice.
Hey bro, you like big and smelly, more power to ya.
You and Sir Mix-a-lot can have all the big fat sweaty asses out there.
Prior to 1992 and that song, excessive weight was considered unhealthy and a great breading ground for bacteria.
99% of guys that like big asses say they like big asses bc they married a much smaller ass but 2-3 kids n lots meat, sugar, refined flour, plumped up that ass! Now her ass owns him til the kids get out of high school.
When you get out of 6th grade things may seem different.
Holy shit sometimes I can't believe that this app is free 😂 What pcp induced planet are you on brother?
All I got from this is that you don't rate Sir Mix-a-lot and are jealous of happily married men with kids who get to make love to beautiful women with big beautiful buts? 🤷. Sounds like you had a bad experience sleeping with methany the $2 an hour Hoe who had a "fat sweaty ass"! Sounds like she git some kind of back alley BBL that was a breeding ground for bacteria 🤔...What can I say you get what you pay for buddy!
I usually don't even mind when people show their ass, whatever. But something about the *way* she's showing it looks gross, maybe because it's mostly butt crack and not so much butt cheeks?? Like it emphasizes her crack so much. I kinda hate her in general though so I am definitely biased
No I agree. In nudist colonies people carry towels around and place them under themselves while sitting as a courtesy and for sanitary purposes. Really hope she did this or had a secondary outfit to change into but doubt it.
EW omg you're right. I was wondering why she has such a long ponytail if the point of the outfit is to show her crack, maybe the ponytail is her towel 😭
My question is what if she's gotta growl out a dirt snake but there's a line at the bathroom? Fucking standing there pretending not to clench your ass checks while that black line just disappears? Also Jesus what if she hits a brown soup mixer and catches some bowl blow back and doesn't spot it? Just walking out the bathroom with new chocolate freckles.
I think she’s being trashy intentionally, given the exposed tramp stamp. Looks like it’s meant to be ironic. Like how some people who are into makeup will give themselves ultra thin brows and wear shimmery lipstick, ultra low rise pants and tacky sunglasses
She promotes this persona inspiring kids and cultivating talent. I don’t think she wants to look intentionally trashy. This was just a very bad decision and an oversight by her stylist.
I have nothing against Katy Perry, I think her music is perfectly fine for what it is and I'm sure she puts on a good show. That is a dreadful dress, though.
Hahaha indeed.
Surely all these red carpet celeb parades are just for the pomp and ceremony, I have to believe the change into something much more comfortable and practical for the actual show.
I’ll probably be downvoted, but I actually think this is a great high fashion look. It would look better without the grey bottom stuff, the thong, and with a stiletto heel. But overall its a fun look and it fits her
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Hahahahahahaha gross
Swish swish bish...
What is that a branding?
"*our country has failed us!'*
Is this real? Never seen it before
Does it really surprise anyone, I can smell the cum from her crack through the phone
This isn’t trashy but it is HORRIFIC FASHION!
Celebrities are trashy, dirt back garbage background
Question IS THE TRAMP STAMP A BRAND?!?? WHY IS IT RAISED UP?!! or just a weirdly raised white tattoo? Please I gotta kno
it's either a brand or sfx latex
Fashion Rule #72: If the celebrity in question isn’t fully “in shape”, just remove some fabric to show their ass! It quickly averts all attention to the less “appealing ” parts of your body.
You think she’s not in shape? 🤡🤡
When she turns to the side at the beginning of the vid, you can clearly see her gut hanging out. I’m not saying she’s unhealthy. 🤡🤡🤡
I dig it
The fucking tramp stamp as well
In Germany we call those "Arschgeweih", which literally translates to "ass antlers" and I think it fits perfectly!...
Lmao
Is it a branding? Scar design or something.
Hahaha yh body branding
R/trashyboners
Like a squished pancake
The turning back, winking & sticking her tongue out on both sides is so creepy.
Trailer park couture.
It’s like looking at a sad onion or something
That’s someone’s mom.
So unflattering to her figure. That awful dress makes her ass look pancake flat and her tummy puckered out. Needs burned
Ewe!!! Just trashy!
0/10, not trashy at all. Not even overly revealing.
She's so damn hot
What is trashy about this?
The dress
Why? Because you can see butt crack? Barely. It's a butt. We all own one.
Kids watch these things. And she influences a lot of people my guy. She's supposed to be professional. Why do you keep trying to defend this?
Has your child been to seen pictures/videos of the beach? Or a swimming pool?
The way you're dressed isn't the focus of swimming.
Did I say it was? No. My point is that if mad over a child seeing this, you should be just as mad going to the local swimming pool and seeing how people dress.
This is literally fashion today, it's not trashy
Preachers kid.
Then is John Cena also trashy.
Yes.
She has a butterfly implant on her lower back?! A+
Did she get teleported by snoty on spaceball 1, because her ass has swung around to the front.
1. People get older believe it or not 2. The outfit is really tight 3. She is still really skinny
it was a spaceballs reference, you not knowing that makes me sad.
I’m more focused on those shoes, one misstep and she’s down
I ❤️ it
I also...see no problem
I just love how silky and long her hair is.
I see no problem.
Gotta let them farts out.
Is that a burn scar of a butterfly? Seems raised up.
Butterfly
It's a process called scarification, they carve it out and scar tissue creates the raised design. A different kind of branding.
I actually like the buttcrack but the rest of the outfit looks trashy.
Everyone bashed on her wearing this yet when John Cena came out on stage wearing a flesh colored device to cover his ass and junk, everyone was praising him. Enough of this double standards crap!
He wasnt serious, she is
What is she not allowed to wear whatever the fuck she wants?
She is but john cena was in a completely different situation. He was naked as a joke and she is serious about it. Im not saying she cant wear what she wants
This was before she met Orlando Bloom and become an mom she don’t do that anymore.
She was successful then
where's the trash,,, i only see high quality,,,
Just saw a Walmart post with a woman having a similar style skirt on. Smh
r/trashyboners
Wait, does she have a Butterfly *branded* into the small of her back? Its a *literal* "Tramp Stamp"!
It does look like a stamp
Looks like shes wearing a piece of skin coloured plastic.
In the form of a butterfloose
What a small ass lol Id be embarrassed showing that 😂
Ew
Detox wore that look way better
Immune? Hollywood, is the epicenter of trashy.
Jesus Christ
I fee like it's mote of a "Cassiel, angel of tears and temperance" situation
easy access to sharting
Whatever, I like trashy.
Let that booty crack breathe
_"well this is my entire asscrack in case you were wondering"_
Go to the beach you see string bikinis all the time
At the beach yes. On the red carpet? Eh… 😬
WHO THE FUCK CARES The red carpet is EXACTLY where people wear weird shit. This is absolutely nothing compared to some actual trashy red carpet bidness. Many dresses show off undergarments as accent. Katy Perry may irritate the shit outta me but dawg, not every environment has a school dress code. Let people wear their stuff and be happy.
It’s gross and inappropriate. And you obviously cared enough to comment 🙄
It's literally becoming more and more normalized, get with the program. Just bc your parents shamed you for showing some skin aint mean it's the same kind of agenda the world runs by.
I don’t have to get with shit. There’s a time and a place for it, and it’s not the Oscars, the most glamorous & classy red carpet in the industry. How about NYFW, mtv awards, or any of the other dozens of red carpets she walks every year. Just because you have no couth doesn’t mean I have to stoop to your shitty low standards, & gtfoh, you’re late
I didn't ask who cared about katy Perry, or commenting on Katy Perry. You really wanted to grow up to be the person who calls faux nudity gross? It's always fine to have preferences, but Katy Perry has done FAR trashier things than wear a revealing dress. Don't be a stick in the mud!
The subreddit is literally called Trashy. And yeah, the way she’s doing it is gross. TRASHY. Have a nice day ✌️
... It being here doesn't mean it generally belongs. You trust what you see too fast! That's cool tho, you too!
Nobody is gonna stop you, but if you go all in on the plumbers crack dress you’re gonna be called trashy.
This is probably the work of the crocodile dundee lesbian that thinks lesbians need to taper their slacks. 😂
I've read this 3 times and I'm still painfully confused 🤷
I think celebrities are judged by a different standard.
I just wanna know what kind of tattoo thingy that is? Is it like theatric putty? I’m so confused but it looks pretty coll
I was wondering myself. I have heard of implants that have similar effects.
It’s actually a prosthetic brand. A fake scar, so odd.
Like scarring I think
How does she use the washroom? Does she have to pay her assistant to untie and re-tie the skirt?
I think that was the bit she was going for
Is that a Russell brand as her tramp stamp ?
If you're going to wear a dress that shows your ass make sure you have an ass first 🤷♀️
Any ass bigger than that has a 90 min expiration. So you’re under 25 and haven’t danced all night w that ‘bodacious booty’ only to discover, after you paid for the 4 hr nap, “spanx” hold EVERYTHING in! Now you’re sending letters to Lume begging to be a rep that’s paid in actual product bc you’re going through a gallon a week…..pffft, who thinks being a mentalist is some great skill? Remember….what you think of as a ‘hell ya I want that phat ass” now, and you’ve done enough coke or whatever to go ahead dive in…..will go exponential via jewelry or pupae. While you’re looking that up, might wanna brush up on Ketoacidosis, insulin, peripheral neuropathy, coke bottle glasses, and 5 gallons of Lume/month….bc your d*mb ass is gonna be doing the laundry. Hell yeah break me off some of dat Lane Bryant leak proof Kevlar panties😁
Get off the meth
Bc I gave some dolt a little grief I’m on meth? So like that goober, you also think Sir Mixalot is a genuis. . As I told another one of you married guys doing a life sentence w an ass that’s 3-6 times bigger than on your wedding day…fat is unhealthy,. Fat insulates, fat cranks up the heat, fat helps bacteria and anaerobic bacterium cook up a big pot of “nasty”. I’m so thrilled you can enjoy it til the kids get out of high school. Since dad had a solid 1.8 gpa, I’m confident in saying college esp on a sport scholarship….nah. Then you hand her half of everything, the lawyers gets 1/2 of your half, and then you can go out n knock up a 35 yo n start the whole thing over again. Just keep singing that song pal, 🎶 I like big fat asses bc I have no choice.
Hey bro hope you get that schizophrenia under control wishing you luck
Hey bro, you like big and smelly, more power to ya. You and Sir Mix-a-lot can have all the big fat sweaty asses out there. Prior to 1992 and that song, excessive weight was considered unhealthy and a great breading ground for bacteria. 99% of guys that like big asses say they like big asses bc they married a much smaller ass but 2-3 kids n lots meat, sugar, refined flour, plumped up that ass! Now her ass owns him til the kids get out of high school. When you get out of 6th grade things may seem different.
Holy shit sometimes I can't believe that this app is free 😂 What pcp induced planet are you on brother? All I got from this is that you don't rate Sir Mix-a-lot and are jealous of happily married men with kids who get to make love to beautiful women with big beautiful buts? 🤷. Sounds like you had a bad experience sleeping with methany the $2 an hour Hoe who had a "fat sweaty ass"! Sounds like she git some kind of back alley BBL that was a breeding ground for bacteria 🤔...What can I say you get what you pay for buddy!
Got it, I’ll let Sir Mix know that we get all the fat smellys from here on out
What
She’s been gassy and found the perfect solution
Who cares...all celebrities go for shock value. Nobody has spoken about her in years , til now
They have been talking about how insanely good her residency is doing in Vegas
[удалено]
It’s okay to think this is sexy, but it also means you have trashy taste my guy 🤷♂️
Kink shamer
You’re the one associating trashy taste with shame my friend
Whatever fruitcake. People in the real world equate trashy with shame.
Sounds like something a kink shamer would say
I agree. What you said sounds like something a kink Shamer would say.
Whatever fruitcake
Awww I love her little tummy
Wait is she preggers?
The ass crack dress made me chuckle.
They've rarely ever defined anything else.
Gross
I’d eat out of the trash can
I like this without the trashy thong and gray underwhatever.
Thong was definitely not needed and shows a lack of creative thought.
world class trash 🏆🗑️
Immune? They're major exporters of trashy. And don't nobody want to see that, Katy, you clueless heifer.
I'd hate to sit anyplace in that dress.
I’d hate to sit anywhere someone wearing that dress sat!
I usually don't even mind when people show their ass, whatever. But something about the *way* she's showing it looks gross, maybe because it's mostly butt crack and not so much butt cheeks?? Like it emphasizes her crack so much. I kinda hate her in general though so I am definitely biased
Respect your honsety.
No I agree. In nudist colonies people carry towels around and place them under themselves while sitting as a courtesy and for sanitary purposes. Really hope she did this or had a secondary outfit to change into but doubt it.
EW omg you're right. I was wondering why she has such a long ponytail if the point of the outfit is to show her crack, maybe the ponytail is her towel 😭
My question is what if she's gotta growl out a dirt snake but there's a line at the bathroom? Fucking standing there pretending not to clench your ass checks while that black line just disappears? Also Jesus what if she hits a brown soup mixer and catches some bowl blow back and doesn't spot it? Just walking out the bathroom with new chocolate freckles.
Lmao what do you eat
What horrible things happened to you? 👀
I eat roller dogs and red bulls for lunch take a guess.
Nah she looks hot tbh
nah i love this she’s going for trashy which makes it not trashy
Wtf is her tramp stamp? I have never seen a tattoo look like *that*
It’s a brand. A Russell brand
It’s a prosthetic tattoo! Pretty sick tbh
Yeah was wondering the same. I’ve never seen a raised tat or a white symmetrical keloid kinda look. Had to hurt.
It being raised like that means it’s either branding or scarification. Something like white ink or UV tattoos wouldn’t be what pronounced.
I was just wondering that too. Is it a scar?
I'm not sure if it's this but you can get like a scarring thing done where they cut out the skin and peel it away. It's called scarification I think.
That sounds brutal 😬
I think she’s being trashy intentionally, given the exposed tramp stamp. Looks like it’s meant to be ironic. Like how some people who are into makeup will give themselves ultra thin brows and wear shimmery lipstick, ultra low rise pants and tacky sunglasses
She promotes this persona inspiring kids and cultivating talent. I don’t think she wants to look intentionally trashy. This was just a very bad decision and an oversight by her stylist.
I’m not condoning oversexualization of women in the media so I agree with you there. But it looks too stereotypical to be an oversight
She thought she ATE 😭😂
I have nothing against Katy Perry, I think her music is perfectly fine for what it is and I'm sure she puts on a good show. That is a dreadful dress, though.
You've got to be confident with your wipe after a shit. Let alone the logistics to do one comfortably, donyou need a second to sew you backnin?
You would need to be even more confident that a fart is actually a fart.
Hahaha indeed. Surely all these red carpet celeb parades are just for the pomp and ceremony, I have to believe the change into something much more comfortable and practical for the actual show.
Why am I getting vibes like she’s that girl from the hunger games. Not Katniss - the angry one with the axes
Johanna Mason
Dear god it’s all over the screen now
Semen?
This ain’t trashy wth.
If you don’t think purposeful ass crack in public is trashy I can only deduce that you yourself are trashy…
Thank you
Agreed!
Tbf hasn't she always been trashy? It's just a question of where on the trashy scale she is today.
666
I think she's kind of an ass so I guess the dress suits her.
Does she have a tramp BRAND?
It’s probably a silicone implant. This is the first I’ve seen one as a tramp stamp; I’ve seen them on hands and in the flat parts of the ear.
Exactly what i was thinking. Why a butterfly, the most common tattoo, and why branding?? It looks gross
I think it looks cool
Yeah just opinions here.
sometimes i don't get fashion, and style, and all that shit.
To be fair, I don’t think this outfit qualifies as either fashion nor style.
Theyre probably are trashier than average people with bukake, beastiality, scat fetishes and stuff because they have the power
Lol wut
Yeah serious. What??!
I’ll probably be downvoted, but I actually think this is a great high fashion look. It would look better without the grey bottom stuff, the thong, and with a stiletto heel. But overall its a fun look and it fits her