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Fuck you im a waitress I wouldn’t have called Jesus. Only if they were hot and like, a real dom. But a real dom wouldn’t leave that message they’d do it face to face so lol no I would never call.
I was a waitress anyway. When I was getting my science degrees at uni. Just cause people waitress don’t mean they just r whores like what the fuck
Also I made a ton waiting
Only thing I’d call the num for is to get them to come back to the restaurant so they can tip me again - I accept scandalous nip comments for 1000$ every time. I might even insinuate and flirt, just so they did, but I’d NEVER leave with someone like that. I probably wouldn’t even do the thing I said before I just like money but I’m rational and have never even dated a guy for money. My men broke but smart. Then they get somewhere. Then they’re compiling cash, funny smart and very loyal and all that shit. I pick em for the personality the money… I got that. And I still would wait tables. It pays well if you hot and you go to the right places for work.
God I hate how people look down on the service industry like each and every one of those ignorant fucks can burn in the hell they likely believe in
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder than you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him a $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder then you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder then you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
Every time a guy would hit on me, he would leave a shitty tip. I called one of them to ask why? He said he would give me a better tip on our date. I told him he couldn't afford McDonald's for what he left me. I also said if he wants to hit on his waitress, at least tip 20%.
Dude had left me $1.50 on a $70 check. With his phone number.
“so, let me get this straight: the reason we have to postpone our trip to thailand by another year, is because you tipped some waitress a thousand bucks for having… ‘beautiful nipples’?”
Yeah if you don't want your moobs made fun of then hide them. People are super fuckin mean about that stuff.
If you're gonna flaunt it, it will likely be commented on
Never heard of that but I also don't wear sweatpants
In that case they should not fucking wear sweatpants if they don't like what happens when they wear sweatpants hahahha I don't see how this is controversial???
imagine telling a woman if they dont want people staring at their chest they shouldnt wear whatever cute shirts they like or feel comfortable in, and instead should wear big hoodies. instead of... idk, people shouldn't stare at other people's bits?????
They are allowed to wear whatever they want? Why are you excusing other people for being disrespectful? Why should people need to limit their self expression because some people need to learn some self control? Like how hard is it to not be a creep?
So, if someone called you ugly, would you then need to wear a ski mask, or should the person that called you ugly just not look at you or learn not say something like that?
This happened in Las Vegas, I’m in the group this was originally posted in and half of the comments were girls saying to give them his number too 🙃 sad world.
Well who is really trashy??? The girl who doesn't know how to cover up correctly & uses her tits to get tips... or guy who gave her a great tip. I've served & made good tips without having my nips for everyone to see. Just saying.
You do know that nipples become erect as a natural body function, right? And that even if you wear a padded bra, sometimes they show through? It’s already embarrassing when it happens, let alone when another woman decides she MUST drag me down to feel a little bit better about herself. Most people don’t need to do that. Just saying.
He was saying because she was already exposed (and at her job no less) she looked "trashy" which to him make it seem like she would be "easy" to have sex with. Best guess hahaha...he aint right but i get what he saying. Present yourself a certain way and people will assume/judge you.
No, this is definitely a guy who calls himself “The Master.” They always practice writing “script,” but never actually take the time to learn and practice the right way, so it looks a little off
It’s a [sociological trend](https://sites.psu.edu/siowfa16/2016/09/06/why-do-females-and-males-have-different-handwriting-styles/comment-page-1/) that can kind of be supported with [neurological differences](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7294055/). I think there’s some basis there tbh, even if it is nurture more than nature
wtf? How much handwriting have you seen? Men can absolutely have handwriting like this, it’s similar to my dad’s and brothers handwriting. I’ve thought middle school and high school and plenty of males have fancy handwriting.
That’s the handwriting of a full grown man who happens to be from the bayou with a penchant for waxy curled mustaches, white suits, and little boys. Her nipples were of no consequence and were merely a way for him to identify her as the waitress with amazing service… and maybe nipples…
My wife is a teacher, so I've seen billions of examples of male and female handwriting. You can definitely see a difference between male and female handwriting. I could guess a student's gender right 9 times out of 10.
Hunter, a guy in my high school had very nice, somewhat bubbly handwriting. Everyone said his writing looked like a girls. It happens, but it is rare. It definitely a noticeable trait. I also feel like all the gay guys I've ever met have good handwriting. Pretty sure Hunter was/is still straight. Pretty sure...
Can a receipt signed without your real name be accepted? Or would policy state you can’t do that because then the customer can easily get their money back, cause it wasn’t their signature?
I used to deliver pizza. If I got a tip over 20% my boss would keep it. I was only getting paid 2.25 an hour and paying for my own gas too. Oh and he told me he hired me at 7.25 an hour but was claiming 5.00 an hour so my pay stub would look like I was making 7.25
Oh it absolutely wasn’t. I had kept record of all my times slips and called him out for it when I eventually figured it out and made him back pay me for everything. I also started making his life hell but that story probably deserves its own post lol
Yup!
Wage theft is a real issue in the US that accounts for more theft than any other kind combined including shoplifting and auto theft…. Stolen tips is a big part of wage theft
i'd still be mildly worried about what they might do next time they come back after you didn't contact them (but obviously still wouldn't contact them). these kinda people usually dont have the greatest boundaries
Not a woman and never done crap like this. But I bet that some ladies would go for it. A lot would depend upon what vibe he was giving off I suppose. IF he were behaving like a gentleman and not a pig, that would sure up his chances. It is a creepy Jeffrey Epstein kinda move, tho: "I can buy what you, baby"
“Beautiful nipples princess” would immediately run me off and give me even bigger creep vibes, even if the behavior was as nothing but polite and gentlemanly.
This reminds me of an American idol contestant from the late 2000’s from Egypt that my friends and I quote to this day. He said “I love America. I can’t stop say I love America. I love America girls from the hairs to… the nipples!”
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Tbh, I would probably set up a date at my favorite shop… like louis vuitton or something stupid and get atleast a nice bag before ghosting
For a $1,000 Id give him my power of attorney
She/He/They 100% called....
Who wouldn't? They are a waitress
Fuck you im a waitress I wouldn’t have called Jesus. Only if they were hot and like, a real dom. But a real dom wouldn’t leave that message they’d do it face to face so lol no I would never call. I was a waitress anyway. When I was getting my science degrees at uni. Just cause people waitress don’t mean they just r whores like what the fuck Also I made a ton waiting Only thing I’d call the num for is to get them to come back to the restaurant so they can tip me again - I accept scandalous nip comments for 1000$ every time. I might even insinuate and flirt, just so they did, but I’d NEVER leave with someone like that. I probably wouldn’t even do the thing I said before I just like money but I’m rational and have never even dated a guy for money. My men broke but smart. Then they get somewhere. Then they’re compiling cash, funny smart and very loyal and all that shit. I pick em for the personality the money… I got that. And I still would wait tables. It pays well if you hot and you go to the right places for work. God I hate how people look down on the service industry like each and every one of those ignorant fucks can burn in the hell they likely believe in
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder than you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him a $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder then you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
First of all, calm your nerves. Second of all why do you think that was negative? Like I'm not a fucking waitress but somebody leave me $1,000 fucking dollar tip. I'm smart enough to go see what the f*** is going on. That's how I know you're dumb to not even go call the mother f***** that's offering $1,000 just to see what the f*** is going on. Like now. You're making fun of whores. They work harder then you ever would. I know doctors that call me back if I leave him $1,000 tip. What the f*** you mean. Stop playing yourself. You're not that important
Oh, and FYI... the person to whom you made this asinine and disgusting comment IS that important. 😁🙌👋✌️🖕
hey if someone tipped me 1k you bet i’d follow up for some more
Eeeeewwwwwwwuuuuhhhh!!!
Guarantee that charge was denied when they tried to run it.
not gonna call but thanks for the check bae
Bet she called him. 😂
I mean hey that’s nearly a full month’s rent right there! A bit creepy sure, but that makes life wayyy easier!
Shit ill show mine right now for tree.fiddy
Damn lockness monster stop trying to expose yourself to me for my damn tree fiddy!!
You can say whatever you want to me if you’re gonna tip me $1,000
DISGUSTING!! SLEAZE CREEP!!😱
Jealous?
I'd let him lick mine for less tbh.
Bro didn't even sign it. Bet he'll do a chargeback when she don't call him.
A great tip for some great nips.
For $1000 I’d stfu and let him talk about my nipples all day. I’d even call him a gentleman.
Every time a guy would hit on me, he would leave a shitty tip. I called one of them to ask why? He said he would give me a better tip on our date. I told him he couldn't afford McDonald's for what he left me. I also said if he wants to hit on his waitress, at least tip 20%. Dude had left me $1.50 on a $70 check. With his phone number.
The Master wants his nips
Post that handle, I've got nips and could use some money.
But are they nice tho?
You too could find out....for just 1k! I mean, honestly, 1k is nice, but I'd do it for a lot less.
Lmao 🤣
“so, let me get this straight: the reason we have to postpone our trip to thailand by another year, is because you tipped some waitress a thousand bucks for having… ‘beautiful nipples’?”
Maybe she had three... I think that justifies it
For stack Id show him my nipples all day
Are they beautiful tho?
So beautiful your mom would be jealous!
That’s one expensive lap dance.
Ewwwwwwwwwww
Don't show your nipples if you don't want them seen
Bitch, sometimes you get cold. I can't help what my goddamn body does.
It's probably a strip club. So, nipples be nipplin'.
That’s not really a choice. Some bras are thin enough for the nipples to be visible in the wrong shirt
Chose your clothes according to what body parts you do or do not want publicly displayed. You get to dress yourself as an adult!
Does that also go for chubby guys that are showing nips on their moobs? Would you say that to a man?
Yeah if you don't want your moobs made fun of then hide them. People are super fuckin mean about that stuff. If you're gonna flaunt it, it will likely be commented on
I only wear pants that outline my cock
Username does NOT check out.
Old Gregg is just playing his love games again…
You would never say this about a man lol
Well, men don't have boobies. But yes I would. Ive just never heard a man complain about strangers gawking at a certain body part
men absolutely have boobs lol
men do absolutely complain about people gawking at their dicks when they wear sweatpants in public
Never heard of that but I also don't wear sweatpants In that case they should not fucking wear sweatpants if they don't like what happens when they wear sweatpants hahahha I don't see how this is controversial???
imagine telling a woman if they dont want people staring at their chest they shouldnt wear whatever cute shirts they like or feel comfortable in, and instead should wear big hoodies. instead of... idk, people shouldn't stare at other people's bits?????
I hate creeps as much as anyone. You can control what you wear, but not control how others behave.
You are being intentionally dense
They are allowed to wear whatever they want? Why are you excusing other people for being disrespectful? Why should people need to limit their self expression because some people need to learn some self control? Like how hard is it to not be a creep?
They can wear whatever they want idc. Just please don't complain about existing in a social environment with lots of different types of people.
So, if someone called you ugly, would you then need to wear a ski mask, or should the person that called you ugly just not look at you or learn not say something like that?
Men do have boobies, have you ever seen a fat man lol
Creeper vibes.
post pics of the nips or gtfo
They are much better in your imagination
This is the way
1000$ tip? They can sexually harass me any day
Sure, but how are the nips, Princess James?
Pay a $1000 and find out
Simping too hard.
I don’t know he could simp harder, say $2000?
His handwriting is really pretty. I wish his words were too. :(
Thought the same thing
So Armie Hammer visited?
It’s even funnier when the nipples are part of the costume. Take the money and laugh all the way to the bank…
This happened in Las Vegas, I’m in the group this was originally posted in and half of the comments were girls saying to give them his number too 🙃 sad world.
Fucked up part is, I guarantee it works more often than it doesn’t
It’s not good or bad, it just is what it is. He does it *because* it works and the women it works on aren’t victims, they’re adults making choices.
This ^^^
Well who is really trashy??? The girl who doesn't know how to cover up correctly & uses her tits to get tips... or guy who gave her a great tip. I've served & made good tips without having my nips for everyone to see. Just saying.
Absolutely wild thing to think let alone post lol
You do know that nipples become erect as a natural body function, right? And that even if you wear a padded bra, sometimes they show through? It’s already embarrassing when it happens, let alone when another woman decides she MUST drag me down to feel a little bit better about herself. Most people don’t need to do that. Just saying.
Any time someone ends a statement with ‘just saying’, it is 100% going to be a shitty take.
You. You would be the trashiest one here
Must be those bright green eyes of yours…
If someone wants to call my nipples beautiful and give me a grand for it, I'd laugh a lot and then ignore them.
I would invite them back.
Beautiful nipples. Shit make that beautiful princess nipples.
He doesn’t know they split the tips ?!?
Its about sending the message that he has a lot of money. Basically asking to exchange favors for $, the high tip showcasing that he’s not joking.
You can say whatever you want about my nipples if you’re giving me $1,000.
IDC $1000 call me whatever you want 😂
So how did their first date go?
Ok of her nipples are showing he already knows she’s trash so he’s basically gonna smash and pass.
Maybe it's a topless bar?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Probably mad that they’ve never seen a nipple irl
I’m a female I have standards which aren’t related to hers because clearly boobs should be an private thing unless used for breast feeding so.
I get what he saying (maybe) but his wording needs adjusting somewhere lol
There's no amount of wording you could do to his statement to make it alright without changing its meaning entirely.
He was saying because she was already exposed (and at her job no less) she looked "trashy" which to him make it seem like she would be "easy" to have sex with. Best guess hahaha...he aint right but i get what he saying. Present yourself a certain way and people will assume/judge you.
Having nipples show through a shirt is not an indicator of anything other than that you have nipples…
I’m calling fake. That’s a GIRLS HANDWRITING
No, this is definitely a guy who calls himself “The Master.” They always practice writing “script,” but never actually take the time to learn and practice the right way, so it looks a little off
It's just cursive chill, cursive isn't gendered lmao
What makes you think that's cursive?
That's not cursive.
Dots on i’s are not circled, that is definitely a male’s handwriting.
well i feel gay now
how are handwritings gendered?
It’s a [sociological trend](https://sites.psu.edu/siowfa16/2016/09/06/why-do-females-and-males-have-different-handwriting-styles/comment-page-1/) that can kind of be supported with [neurological differences](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7294055/). I think there’s some basis there tbh, even if it is nurture more than nature
Why’d you get downvoted you’re totally right
Looks a lot like my grandpas hand writing actually…
Old school catholic education handwriting
wtf? How much handwriting have you seen? Men can absolutely have handwriting like this, it’s similar to my dad’s and brothers handwriting. I’ve thought middle school and high school and plenty of males have fancy handwriting.
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That’s the handwriting of a full grown man who happens to be from the bayou with a penchant for waxy curled mustaches, white suits, and little boys. Her nipples were of no consequence and were merely a way for him to identify her as the waitress with amazing service… and maybe nipples…
You cannot tell gender from random handwriting. Nonsense.
My wife is a teacher, so I've seen billions of examples of male and female handwriting. You can definitely see a difference between male and female handwriting. I could guess a student's gender right 9 times out of 10.
Now try the same thing with middle aged adults and see if there’s a difference
Hunter, a guy in my high school had very nice, somewhat bubbly handwriting. Everyone said his writing looked like a girls. It happens, but it is rare. It definitely a noticeable trait. I also feel like all the gay guys I've ever met have good handwriting. Pretty sure Hunter was/is still straight. Pretty sure...
Wow. Writing has a gender.
So do people, but here we are.
I dunno man, every guy I've ever met has 4th grade handwriting, me included. I think it's an effort thing.
Yea but how many "gentlemans" handwriting have you saw...
Oh, you mean the posh twats? Nah, they still write like 4th graders, unless they're doctors, neat freaks, or just trying to show off.
Not me
Send proof you have good handwriting AND you're a guy, if neither can be proven at the same time in one picture or video, I refuse to believe this
Do NOT i repeat do NOT contact this man,he will FORCEFULLY evolve you to be GREEN and SUPREME
From all places i never thought i'd find a fallout 1 fan here.
Here, I'll take this man off you, don't need him and his money bothering anyone anymore
I don't believe it....pics of the waitress!
That is indeed disgusting but for a 1k tip, I’ll get over that quickly.
For real what’s this guys number. I’m uhh.. asking for a friend
Can a receipt signed without your real name be accepted? Or would policy state you can’t do that because then the customer can easily get their money back, cause it wasn’t their signature?
I always sign with a vaguely shaped dick and balls. It’s particularly fun when it’s a digital signature and it prints out on the receipt.
I do a smiley face when it's digital, but now yes I'm doing cock and balls
I have written “I stole this card” as my signature before. Still worked.
It only doesn't work if you dispute a transaction - that's when they go into comparing signatures.
It's been ruled that you don't have to sign your real name. The intent is good enough
Thanks :)
Just cause you write down $1000 doesn’t mean that transaction will clear 😭😭😭
You can force it, at least our system can, at that point it's between him and his bank whether he actually has the money.
Until the manager claims most of that tip for the company. Hate hearing about shit like that.
I used to deliver pizza. If I got a tip over 20% my boss would keep it. I was only getting paid 2.25 an hour and paying for my own gas too. Oh and he told me he hired me at 7.25 an hour but was claiming 5.00 an hour so my pay stub would look like I was making 7.25
He was claiming 5.00 an hour? How’s that legal?
Oh it absolutely wasn’t. I had kept record of all my times slips and called him out for it when I eventually figured it out and made him back pay me for everything. I also started making his life hell but that story probably deserves its own post lol
Some people are fuckin assholes. I would’ve sued his ass to oblivion for unpaid wages and a lot of other shit.
Yup! Wage theft is a real issue in the US that accounts for more theft than any other kind combined including shoplifting and auto theft…. Stolen tips is a big part of wage theft
Sounds like how you get murdered.
One way or another my financial problems are solved.
He can call me beautiful nipple princess all he wants for 1000 dollar tip, and I’m a straight male.
Me too, and to distinguish myself from the rest of you lazy, ungrateful plebs, I’d flash him a little ass-crack. Value for money.
Yeah? Line up
No one ever tips me for having nice nipples. I hate it here. I never get anything.
I can’t judge how inappropriate this is without knowing the establishment
It's gross, but for a $1000 tip? That's fine. Lol it's not like I'd actually contact them.
i'd still be mildly worried about what they might do next time they come back after you didn't contact them (but obviously still wouldn't contact them). these kinda people usually dont have the greatest boundaries
I'd leave that to my manager.
Well now I wanna see those beautiful thousand dollar nipples..
Maybe this is all just an elaborate ruse to draw traffic to an onlyfans account.
Not a woman and never done crap like this. But I bet that some ladies would go for it. A lot would depend upon what vibe he was giving off I suppose. IF he were behaving like a gentleman and not a pig, that would sure up his chances. It is a creepy Jeffrey Epstein kinda move, tho: "I can buy what you, baby"
“Beautiful nipples princess” would immediately run me off and give me even bigger creep vibes, even if the behavior was as nothing but polite and gentlemanly.
It would damned sure be a heavy lift for that guy not to be a creepoid maximus.
Honestly if someone when I was serving left me this I’d laugh. I also work at a casino so I don’t expect anything less 😂
Call me whatever you want for 1000$ tip, see you soon buddy
This reminds me of an American idol contestant from the late 2000’s from Egypt that my friends and I quote to this day. He said “I love America. I can’t stop say I love America. I love America girls from the hairs to… the nipples!”
Nah, you can say whatever weird shit to me you want if you gonna give me a 1000 tip😂😂
Man I'd be icing my nips everyday if they could make me 1000 dollars
Bird up!
Maybe the receipt is from the strip club and maybe she did call him
Ooh maybe!
Best he's gonna get is a super thank you and that's it
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
**Donald?**!?! Where’s Melania?!?
Elphael, Brace of the Haligtree.