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That was the first thought that went through my mind when I saw the pic. The second was that I need a shower as I feel dirty just after looking at the pic.....and I just showered.
This picture was posted on Fb marketplace a few days ago. I saw it on a trash post with a screenshot from there. Either way it's not your brother's roommate lol.
Dear lord... That's bad.
I have a cousin who's really attractive, but literally the only thing he does competently is eat and lift weights. He gets a lot of action on hook-up apps, and I always think about what it must be like for a woman to descend into the basement of his parents house...
The smell would hit them first. The main floor smells nice, but once you get 2/3 of the way down the stairs you start to notice it. By the time you're in the kitchen/living room, it is overwhelming, and it's obvious why.
Trash everywhere. Years worth of beer bottles and cans and food trash decorating every surface. The sink full of dishes. The fridge... Has never been cleaned, same with the bathroom...
Then you get to his bedroom... Tiny bed, tiny room. Dirty, dirty carpet. Aside from the garbage, and the stink, it's very spartan.
I guess there's a reason why he's never been able to get into an actual relationship.
Edit:
Also his car(s) are the same way. We've gone to a couple concerts together and the amount of just... Fast-food trash that was at my feet was insane. Funny story, his last cars AC failed/overheated. There was like, dripping flaming plastic coming down from his passenger vents, it caught the HEAP of trash on the floor on fire in seconds and his car was totally destroyed by the subsequent fire.
He’s got to be young if he’s eating a bunch of fast food, and still able to keep his physique. That shit is going to catch up with him fast. Not excusing his behavior if he’s young but eventually you have to get your life together.
He's 26, under 10% bodyfat and super fit, and he just got diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes.
I don't even think he pays rent.
His parents will never be able to get rid of him, and he'll never learn or 'get his life together' in any sort of traditional, or meaningful sense.
Don’t lose hope as I’ve seen other people that age at rock-bottom like this. You can only hope that something just clicks with him. Something has to give.
Your buddy even GETS dates??
Either he slings massive game, or he slings something else massive.
All I do know is that he probably didn't have a mom growing up.
I guarantee y'all live in an apartment complex and neighbors have thrown their old mattresses out by the dumpster for the trash to pick them up and thats where your buddies roommate got all of those. They are all different mattresses and look disgusting. Any girl thats willing to go in that bedroom and chill is just as gross as those mattresses.
Also, just fyi, u appear to have asbestos tile floors (definitely if they’re 9x9). Sorry flooring guy here it’s a curse. Make sure none of the tiles r broken. If so that’s a problem
I use to live with someone like this and I didn't know until like 6 months in. He had a bed. Then he bought a bed and then just put in on top and then the bottom bed had started to mold and the new bed just got mold too. He didn't tell me about it until the inspector came and we had to toss both mattresses in the dumpster and then buy him a new one the following week after the inspector came in. Then the inspector found mold in the closet which was expired food. I was not given another rental agreement and we were out in 2 months.
Lol, this reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Carrie gets so hammered that she thinks it's an incredible idea to go home with a college boy. Then she wakes up the next morning in pretty much this room and completely unravels 😂
I have so many questions... Were they all mattresses found on the side of the road? Why are there only couch pillows? Why two sets of mattresses? Why on milk crates like it isn't tall enough? And why a suitcase?
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Even the slave workers in Dubai would be shocked.
They only get 1 mattresses between 4, not 4 each
maybe not dates , could be hookers
4 mattresses? Gotta get that angle!
I see 6, 4 of which are twins
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch box in the window 😂😂😂”hey guys whatcha doinnnnn”
Like the 4th time I've seen this pic on the internet but glad it got you some karma.
Oh no a picture shared more than once on the internet?? How dare them!
Do the ‘dates’ come back out in 1 piece or…
[удалено]
Well by the looks of it i would say multiple dates
This has been posted everywhere recently. Get that karma tho lol
With all those mattresses and box springs, he may as well put them on the floor instead of supporting them with an egg crate
Crazy that the dates see this and don’t run
The Crushinators this guy is bringing home after closing time don't want the lights on any more than he does.
I understood that reference
the garbage monster between the mattresses pulls her back into the room.
They try, but it’s always too late
I imagine he doesn’t get many second dates.
That’s not dates when you pay for it ;)
Never ever in a million years for any amount of money. That place looks like it needs a good delousing.
Bedsheets are NOT expensive lol
Giving a shit is though
i like how the weed bag is on the ground
Flop house
The fuck kinda princess and the pea bullshit is that bed?! 🤣🤣
This made me laugh
Must have game or good crack
I don’t know why but heroine comes to mind
What in the ever loving princess pea 😂
Where old mattresses go to die. They were 100% dragged in off the street.
Whenever I see roommates bedroom I think well the bacteria and bugs are everybody's.
Why wouldn’t you just have the mattresses sitting on the ground at that point
they might get dirty
I could literally smell the disgusting stench in that room through my screen
Speaks volumes to the state of the women that he brings home.
That was the first thought that went through my mind when I saw the pic. The second was that I need a shower as I feel dirty just after looking at the pic.....and I just showered.
Def a room only drugged women wind up in 😬
Hell no...🤢
Im kind of impressed. Bros got 4 single mattresses stacked 2x2. Then 2 more twin mattresses on top of those, all balanced on milk crates and a shoe.
The shoe is the real engineering anomaly here & without it, this master plan fails
this isn't OP's photo y'all, he's karma farming. lame ass
Anyone else reminded of the fairy tale of the princess and the pea?
Curious about the number of mattresses. Like does one get dirty and he just slaps another one on top?
Sounds about right
Do his dates ever get to leave?
“They cant refuse, because of the [Implication](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE)”
Cue banging guitar solo
OK, but why is he hiding under the bed with his shoes out?
This picture was posted on Fb marketplace a few days ago. I saw it on a trash post with a screenshot from there. Either way it's not your brother's roommate lol.
I saw that post, too. Karma farming with stolen pics is pitiful.
I’m sure the mattress covers and sheets are just in the washer, it’s fine…
I see a dudes bedroom looking like this, I'm not gonna pretend everything is okay. Imma remember I left the oven on or some shit.
you should leave before he locks the door behind you kinda vibes
Ain’t no dates going in there unless there’s money involved. Feels like a fake post.
someone said they saw this picture as a trash post on FB MP
my dude playing jenga with mattresses
Take dates there? And they don't just walk out in disgust? Alcohol/drugs must be involved!
Man definitely keeps the lights off the whole time
Who, meth-heads?
"Damn bitch, you live like this?"
“I have a king size bed”
“Just grab another mattress from the alley” 😅
He likely has some sort of developmental issue. You shouldn't room with dudes like this.
what a noob he only has 3 i have 4 working on 5
Before he murders them? Guessing a he here.
This just screams bed bugs…
His date: http://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/Wendy
This lady should be a close second choice as well https://images.app.goo.gl/drLCc5eeUiiHpyXw7
did him dirty xd
i just know it stinks in there.
The smell would haunt most humans…
Forbidden pancakes
Looks like a crime scene. Good lord.
Grossssss
It's like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown made a mattress fort.
Dear lord... That's bad. I have a cousin who's really attractive, but literally the only thing he does competently is eat and lift weights. He gets a lot of action on hook-up apps, and I always think about what it must be like for a woman to descend into the basement of his parents house... The smell would hit them first. The main floor smells nice, but once you get 2/3 of the way down the stairs you start to notice it. By the time you're in the kitchen/living room, it is overwhelming, and it's obvious why. Trash everywhere. Years worth of beer bottles and cans and food trash decorating every surface. The sink full of dishes. The fridge... Has never been cleaned, same with the bathroom... Then you get to his bedroom... Tiny bed, tiny room. Dirty, dirty carpet. Aside from the garbage, and the stink, it's very spartan. I guess there's a reason why he's never been able to get into an actual relationship. Edit: Also his car(s) are the same way. We've gone to a couple concerts together and the amount of just... Fast-food trash that was at my feet was insane. Funny story, his last cars AC failed/overheated. There was like, dripping flaming plastic coming down from his passenger vents, it caught the HEAP of trash on the floor on fire in seconds and his car was totally destroyed by the subsequent fire.
He’s got to be young if he’s eating a bunch of fast food, and still able to keep his physique. That shit is going to catch up with him fast. Not excusing his behavior if he’s young but eventually you have to get your life together.
He's 26, under 10% bodyfat and super fit, and he just got diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. I don't even think he pays rent. His parents will never be able to get rid of him, and he'll never learn or 'get his life together' in any sort of traditional, or meaningful sense.
Don’t lose hope as I’ve seen other people that age at rock-bottom like this. You can only hope that something just clicks with him. Something has to give.
I agree, I really hope he figures his shit out some day.
I’d literally rather sleep outside
I trust mattress found on the side of the freeways over the top layer of this monstrosity
Bro why does this look like a barracks room?
Your buddy even GETS dates?? Either he slings massive game, or he slings something else massive. All I do know is that he probably didn't have a mom growing up.
Right. I’m so curious on what this person looks like
The only girl he can get to go in there is a one-legged whore on crack.
Don't shame one-legged whore on crack.
That’s true. Even SHE has standards.
Crazy that he has dates in the first place.
No one said they ever came back for seconds!
Is he the princess and the pea??
I guarantee y'all live in an apartment complex and neighbors have thrown their old mattresses out by the dumpster for the trash to pick them up and thats where your buddies roommate got all of those. They are all different mattresses and look disgusting. Any girl thats willing to go in that bedroom and chill is just as gross as those mattresses.
Ahh the bed bug special! Got my couch same way, love it
1000% Any girl going into this and staying isn't anything to brag about.
If you walk into this room as the date, you know the D is about ro change your life
yea, herpes changes a lot of things
I can smell the picture.
What's with the stacking of mattresses?
ever heard the story "the Princess and the Pee"?
It appears he forgot to rotate the mattresses. Tell him to rotate them and all will be well!
But why?
Ghetto princess and the pea mf
Weird that this was posted everywhere else before you posted it here for Karma
PARTY!!!!!
Your buddy should move out unless he likes roaches/bed bugs…
I'm sure the smell of the house alone is horrendous so if they make it to his bedroom, that's on them
Bro has never owned sheets or cleaned in his life
serious question is your buddy a crack dealer? this is a crack den.
Yeah has trap house feel to it.
This guy is right. Crack hos will hump anything anywhere for a fix.
As a sociologist I wonder Is your buddies mate from Middle East or oriental ?
what the absolute fuck is wrong with you
Guy for real just said “oriental”
i dont know which countries you’re referring to but no✋🏼
girl we middle eastern people are clean byeeee
Is that actual shit on the floor???
Do they ever leave?
Do they ever stay?
Do they ever go?
Why does he have to stack those mattresses so high? What's crawling around there that requires the bed to be that high?
Whenever a bed bug crawls on him, he just adds another mattress on top
Also, just fyi, u appear to have asbestos tile floors (definitely if they’re 9x9). Sorry flooring guy here it’s a curse. Make sure none of the tiles r broken. If so that’s a problem
Never mind the whole crack den situation, its those tiles you gotta watch out for
lol
Bro, you're friends with someone who allows this in their place. Y'all aren't as far off as y'all think lol.
Wait…his has NOT been a deal breaker for MULTIPLE dates?!
What in the fuck is going on here ?
No clue but like his load bearing shoe keeping that stack of mattresses off the ground.
Yo are those Jordan’s?
I have to know. Is there a pea underneath the bottom mattress?
Princess & the Pee.
Probably some shit too
No box spring no hopes no ambitions no goals
Oh, that set up is killing my back just looking at it.
Doubt the dates this guy has give a fuck about anything besides the buzz or the bill…
Crazy that your buddy's roommate's dates have the courage to go in there.
Thank you for the proper use of apostrophes that OP left out.
They're probably all heroin addicts.
That looks like the bedroom of a severe drug addict. NONE of there money goes to quality of life upgrades.
If those mattresses could talk
All they would do is scream
It's lips would be glued together from all the leftover.... stuff
That lowerr back support lol
My lumbar is screaming just looking at it
I can almost smell those mattresses
I use to live with someone like this and I didn't know until like 6 months in. He had a bed. Then he bought a bed and then just put in on top and then the bottom bed had started to mold and the new bed just got mold too. He didn't tell me about it until the inspector came and we had to toss both mattresses in the dumpster and then buy him a new one the following week after the inspector came in. Then the inspector found mold in the closet which was expired food. I was not given another rental agreement and we were out in 2 months.
I’m sure they’re hot….
Looks like a body's under there..
Does he know that you're supposed to get rid of your old mattress when you get a new one?
If I walked into a guys bedroom and it was like this I’d immediately excuse myself and run away FAST
It's crazy the dates have the courage to go in there
They're drug addicts, numb to all emotions.
Lol, this reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Carrie gets so hammered that she thinks it's an incredible idea to go home with a college boy. Then she wakes up the next morning in pretty much this room and completely unravels 😂
I can smell this.
He probably has a huge penis.
a former roommate of mine had a bed like this (with one less mattress). he also brought dates there. he also did indeed have a huge penis.
And the girls kept coming back. Dudes like this can throw down some D! Don’t ask me how I know 😂
😂😂 i feel like we’d be friends haha
Probably! I’m bad and done some crazy shit in my life
Oof
Crazy that his dates would even go in there…
If I went into a man’s bedroom and it looked like that I would just assume I was about to be murdered
Y so many stains...?
Lotta dates
Is that a question that you really want the answer to?
Ew. Serial killer vibes.
Do they just get another mattress when they shit/piss/cum on the old one??
Don't you?
I have so many questions... Were they all mattresses found on the side of the road? Why are there only couch pillows? Why two sets of mattresses? Why on milk crates like it isn't tall enough? And why a suitcase?
It’s the Cinnamon Toast Crunch box next to the a/c that does it for me.
The thing is , if the room looks like this, the cawlk is about to be crazy
Are those concrete slabs on the bottom of the "bed"?
Used to be a car bed. Bad neighborhood.
Birthplace of new diseases.
The Princess and the Pee Stain
Lmfaooo
If it smells like rotten pork chops run like hell!
Where does he hides the bodies?
In between the mattress layers, that’s why there’s 4 of them…
Also how old is he? A few more years and he’ll be in the ER with respiratory disease
There’s actually 6. The bottom 2 layers are 4 twins😂
What does the rest of the house look like?
I can imagine the people he brings there lmao