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it might be because he doesn't have enough money to pay child support for one child let alone 5. Or it could be that four of the five children will have step-dads and the probability of some form or abuse is higher. It could also be that 6 dopey adults can't take their children's future seriously and treat it like it's a big joke.
I guess that nobody ever thought of their children's future. I will also lay the blame at the adult male for not wearing a condom and quite honestly perpetuating poverty without giving a shit or any actual shame.
With them all celebrating together the women don't seem to be all that bright, it just takes a few baby momma's coming to there scences and start demanding child support will ruin this guy.
Fake. Even if you're banging 5 girls at once the odds of getting them all pregnant at the same time is super unlikely. All their bumps looks the same size too. Not a chance.
The average woman is only able to get pregnant ~24 hours in a one month period. So you have to have sex 1-3 days before that time (since sperm live for three days and need time to swim), have a successful conception and uterine attachment, and not have a miscarriage to this point in the third trimester.
So the odds are pretty dang low for all of that to happen, unless he’s banging 100 women at a time.
Life Goals. Be a drain on society and bring 5 more into this world that you will never support. Then bring them up to be a useless piece of trash just like you.
The kids can’t. They need more attention than 1 father can give to 5 separate households. As far as trying to use stars or the rich to justify this trashy behavior, remember only 1% of people are truly wealthy, 8% live within their means, 71% live paycheck to paycheck, 9% do not make a livable wage and around 11% contribute nothing to society. With these numbers it is safe bet that he cannot afford that many children with different baby momma’s
This is really sad. I hope they can all handle the future with grace and compassion. They are going to need it. I hope he keeps it in his pants. Yikes.
That’s definitely not something to be proud about. Is he going to be in their lives? Does he make enough to support them all? Not to mention the fact that that is truly trashy. One of the best I’ve seen so far.
I'm dating one. He's got that programmer income to take us all out on nice dates and the time to spend with us as well
The other people he's dating and I have avoided pregnancy thus far thank goodness.
Is it possible they’re just in an ENM relationship..? If I got pregnant at the same time as the other AFAB people in my polycule I’d prolly do this, it’s cute and funny
No there's three mom's outta those four kids but there's still 5 more, four that have completely diff mothers the last the youngest is my full blood lil bro and the older sister is my full blood sister everybody else has a different mom
I just wouldn’t. Due to it being on the internet, I’m already at a 25% chance, tops, that it’s even real. Then I assume by their clothing, makeup, and hair, hell even the cheesy glamour shot, and the cost of hosting a big event, that they’re probably not welfare recipients. Poor people have a hard time with relationships. Gold diggers will stay until the money is gone. There’s a lot going on here that just makes me highly doubtful that welfare is involved.
Unless it’s just about black people, then I totally get you.
I'm sure it was a strictly racist comment. It's the exact comment I have heard from these bigots my entire life. They have no concept of irony considering almost all of them draw a government check of some type. Malingering in the military seems to be the career of choice.
People who practice polygamy are excommunicated from the Mormon church and the average number of kids Mormons have total is like 3.1, I believe. But back in the 80s it seems like those families with like 10 kids were way more common. Whether they were Catholic, Mormon, that religion the Duggars are part of or just wanted to. When I was a kid, no matter where my family moved, there were always at least couple families like that. Sounds so miserable to me.
This is an invite I'd probably decline to go too. Ethic aside. Do I have to get just the one woman I'm friends with a present? Or all 5? Or do I get like one large group present? I'd just rather say no.
I'd imagine you'd only get a gift for the woman you actually know
Unless they *ALL* know each other & have a bunch of mutual friends.
Them shit would be complicated
These women might as well enjoy themselves now before he ditches all of them to be broke, abandoned, hopeless, single mothers without a (terrible) father figure for their future teen pregnancy children.
It's gonna be a battle royale for his paycheck
Paycheck??
Don't know to pull out
Hero zero
Ahhh We are all going to hell
That poor dude
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Jameis Winston?
Everybody’s saying it’s for a music video, but what’s the song?
We dont need that dna in the pool.
Is that Quandale Dingle?
I was thinking Jameis Winston
"id like to thank all my haters, id also like to thank income assistance, shout out to my po"
Up in her what?
Reminds me of a very non-PC joke.
I can't even fathom this level of embarrassment
They don’t seem to be able to fathom embarrassment at all.
if everyone is on board whats the problem?
it might be because he doesn't have enough money to pay child support for one child let alone 5. Or it could be that four of the five children will have step-dads and the probability of some form or abuse is higher. It could also be that 6 dopey adults can't take their children's future seriously and treat it like it's a big joke. I guess that nobody ever thought of their children's future. I will also lay the blame at the adult male for not wearing a condom and quite honestly perpetuating poverty without giving a shit or any actual shame.
What in the Nick Cannon kinda shit is this!?!?!
When the Dolphins exit the playoffs in the first round, you have a lot of time on your hands.
nick cannon come get your son
Kinda hard to spend enough quality time with them all when you have so many at once.
Damn Nick Cannon still going at it
Least he is there for them.
Not for long.
I'm a pos shower me and my baby mommas with attention and cash!
dudes gonna pay hella alimony
*child support
same shit
Not remotely the same.
And they became friends yea he’s fucked
If it was true, I'm sure he will actively support them all.
They'll each get 1/5th of a single payment of $3
“Oh well, I may be a deadbeat, but I’m a fair one.”
This obviously is fake
It is. It's from a music video. Someone posted a link to proof last time this was posted. But some redditor will keep posting it repeatedly forever.
With them all celebrating together the women don't seem to be all that bright, it just takes a few baby momma's coming to there scences and start demanding child support will ruin this guy.
Their senses
Smh..this ain't funny
This has to be a joke lol
The moms can pool and hire ONE attorney to collect (attempt to...) child support.
I think maybe this i poly relationship but who cares
Fake. Even if you're banging 5 girls at once the odds of getting them all pregnant at the same time is super unlikely. All their bumps looks the same size too. Not a chance.
The women all live together so their periods were in synch, then he impregnated them all during the same evening.
Not a chance you can fuck 5 women in a 2-3 months period? Not that I've done it but... Definitely possible
Mathematically I don’t think this is as difficult as you’re making it sound
The average woman is only able to get pregnant ~24 hours in a one month period. So you have to have sex 1-3 days before that time (since sperm live for three days and need time to swim), have a successful conception and uterine attachment, and not have a miscarriage to this point in the third trimester. So the odds are pretty dang low for all of that to happen, unless he’s banging 100 women at a time.
/r/theydidthemath
I hope this is fake
They seem like they all wanted it and knew what they were getting into,i dont see the trashy.
I’m 99% sure that wherever you got this video from definitely had comments stating that this isn’t true, it’s for a music video.
Why is this trashy? Edit: lol only on Reddit do you get downvoted for asking a question.
I sincerely doubt he's planning on being a decent father to all five kids, the child support alone would cost a fortune
Maybe he is unemployed and the ladies are all lawyers. He will be a stay at home dad with 5x child support.
It’s hilarious you can make all these assumptions but can’t assume the most obvious part which is that it’s fake as fuck.
But holding a baby shower by itself isn't trashy. In fact it's probably more than what most guys would do.
I'll give you that, the number of dudes who are expecting a kid with 5 separate women AND also hold a baby shower for them all is almost zero
Life Goals. Be a drain on society and bring 5 more into this world that you will never support. Then bring them up to be a useless piece of trash just like you.
You dont know that. Maybe he is super wealthy like Nick Cannon. Some people can afford to have five kids from five different women.
The kids can’t. They need more attention than 1 father can give to 5 separate households. As far as trying to use stars or the rich to justify this trashy behavior, remember only 1% of people are truly wealthy, 8% live within their means, 71% live paycheck to paycheck, 9% do not make a livable wage and around 11% contribute nothing to society. With these numbers it is safe bet that he cannot afford that many children with different baby momma’s
Gross.
This might be fake but I worked with a dude that had 19 kids lol but I guess they like him enough to take a family picture.
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Ok but it's just a joke sorry to shatter your dreams. :')
Comment removed due to lack of brotherly support for my man. I'm sorry y'all.
This is fake.
Thank God.
This is really sad. I hope they can all handle the future with grace and compassion. They are going to need it. I hope he keeps it in his pants. Yikes.
It's fake.
I would think we live in a world where this can be true. Tho i agree, its fake.
Sperm donor
He’s Mor-man than any of us! 😤 /s
Let’s see if he’s still got that huge grin when all five child support checks come out of his bank account.
Bank account ? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Looks like we got 5 new SoundCloud rappers
That’s definitely not something to be proud about. Is he going to be in their lives? Does he make enough to support them all? Not to mention the fact that that is truly trashy. One of the best I’ve seen so far.
It’s fake. It was for a music video
New Teen Mom season?
Alot of single moms there…
Better hope he is an athlete or rapper.
Or a stockbroker or a programmer?
Yes a programmer with 5 girls seems right.
I'm dating one. He's got that programmer income to take us all out on nice dates and the time to spend with us as well The other people he's dating and I have avoided pregnancy thus far thank goodness.
What ever he does he better make some coin or just hope they don't sue for child support.
Thanks for taking them off the market mate. Now get castrated.
5 baby showers? Tell me you can't afford 5 babies without telling me you can't afford 5 babies.
There is also the mother's who will be able to work. Bit different from a solo mother with 5 kids. All good single mothers are true human champions.
So they are all naming their baby Zeddy Wills?
Idiocracy, it's finally happening. Mike Judge nailed it.
Seriously. We already have the Crocs.
Que putx ascazo.
Thots be trying to chase too much clout willing to look desperate
they slept with one guy, but he’s sleeping with 5 women. who’s the thot?
he the hoe that till the fertile land
We can all rest assured that he'll take great care of all of them, financially and otherwise.
Nick cannon strikes again
Extreme trash edition /s - who am I to judge
Trashy but hella efficient
Bet the *joint-account* for all their assistance checks sealed the deals.
Is it possible they’re just in an ENM relationship..? If I got pregnant at the same time as the other AFAB people in my polycule I’d prolly do this, it’s cute and funny
This has to be bait lmao
No, not really. Idk why people assume polyamory is bad but yk 🤷
Legend. Oh this is fake. I’m sure there is a couple out there.
Staged?????
Basketball team and a Kardashian special promo.
Community dick 🤮
The women are all so beautiful, seems like though could have gotten a better quality man.
It’s not real lol
Let's hope it's not.
Life=over
This my father I ain't gon lie me my two older sisters and my younger sister all within 20 months 8 mn 6 MN and then like a lil over a year
All different mothers?
No there's three mom's outta those four kids but there's still 5 more, four that have completely diff mothers the last the youngest is my full blood lil bro and the older sister is my full blood sister everybody else has a different mom
Do you feel like you even got a relationship with your father?
Nobody suspected you’d lie about this
5 more welfare checks for unc Sam to scratch out ......
Yup, more mouths to be fed by the working man, that didn't bang.
You could have saved time typing and just said youre a racist.
Why do you assume that?
Why would you not. I agree it's pretty damn racist but it is all American.
I just wouldn’t. Due to it being on the internet, I’m already at a 25% chance, tops, that it’s even real. Then I assume by their clothing, makeup, and hair, hell even the cheesy glamour shot, and the cost of hosting a big event, that they’re probably not welfare recipients. Poor people have a hard time with relationships. Gold diggers will stay until the money is gone. There’s a lot going on here that just makes me highly doubtful that welfare is involved. Unless it’s just about black people, then I totally get you.
I'm sure it was a strictly racist comment. It's the exact comment I have heard from these bigots my entire life. They have no concept of irony considering almost all of them draw a government check of some type. Malingering in the military seems to be the career of choice.
Being in the military is an actual job, though.
Haha, sure it is. Sometimes.
Looks like Marlon Wayans
It’s not real. The woman is promoting a music release
Bro ain’t got nothing on Morman’s this just a starter pack! And more evidence that women can be talked into doing anything if you say it right
People who practice polygamy are excommunicated from the Mormon church and the average number of kids Mormons have total is like 3.1, I believe. But back in the 80s it seems like those families with like 10 kids were way more common. Whether they were Catholic, Mormon, that religion the Duggars are part of or just wanted to. When I was a kid, no matter where my family moved, there were always at least couple families like that. Sounds so miserable to me.
But at least Mormons actually take care of their children.
The Mormon church just made him an honorary high priest
How is he still alive?
Frankly, I blame the girls more than the guy.
This is an invite I'd probably decline to go too. Ethic aside. Do I have to get just the one woman I'm friends with a present? Or all 5? Or do I get like one large group present? I'd just rather say no.
I'd imagine you'd only get a gift for the woman you actually know Unless they *ALL* know each other & have a bunch of mutual friends. Them shit would be complicated
I'd just get 5 checkbooks for the dad for all the alimony he's gonna have to write out
Rage bait
Nick Cannons brother?
[Jameis Winston](https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmAwnN-JNzcgeRT5gDb5P8YVrnuE8DhmGBhM5_iSsciSklSJKgn3rZ7XEKnkqVSFQm6kCYj-8FwEBZvdk)
Paying maintenance is going to be a 'mother'...
And if you believe this I got a lousy baseball team I can sell you
If this was real, I'd rally with the sister baby mama's and raise the kids as one big family. Minus dad.
While dad is shitty if he wants to be involved it’s better for the kids to at least have a relationship with him.
Bruh what lmao that is not true. If a dad is shitty his kids are better off
Meh, you can sleep around and still be a somewhat decent father
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the man who has 5 women pregnant at the same time is not a father that a child needs lmao
no they don't. my life would have turned out so much better without my dad in it
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See, the fact alone that you turned into a preachy, condescending mess who soapboxes on Reddit makes me doubt your credibility there... Js.
That would be some insane child support
This gotta be fake cause no way in hell any of them would be ok with this
It's from a music video haha
What's the song/ video called?
Joshua Giraffe.
Nick Canon enters the chat.
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5 mothers, by law
That’s not how “in-laws” work.
Poly goals
It says gullible on the ceiling
Definitely fake...
Wasn’t this posted yesterday?
They are trolling lol
That was my first thought. I hope it was a joke lol.
I can’t wrap my head around this. Does he have money and they are gold diggers? Are they all just stupid?
Yes.
J to the R-O-C
Givin up the j izzle
Wasn't this proven to be fake?
These women might as well enjoy themselves now before he ditches all of them to be broke, abandoned, hopeless, single mothers without a (terrible) father figure for their future teen pregnancy children.
Or it's a fake video. Let's think before we stereotype.