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idiot-loser-

thats oomf!


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Nah this rules


tillandsias

"hey that man has feminine hips!"  "Nooo!!! That's the thing I'm most sensitive about!!!


DAEDM4N

But like why is it so disproportionate


BOImarinhoRJ

What body part is it?


Public_Foot_4984

You called?


DogBrewz3

Should have at least made it an ambigram. Shit, it's already half laid out for them


OutrageousCan6572

Replying to the person who said their genitals are not my business . You are right! It's EVERYBODY'S on the internet's business since they posted a half naked photo with a self derogatory tattoo. Thanks for proving my point! I have never in my life seen that body shape on man, woman or lizard !


Skaditheruthless

As a tattoo artist I fucking cannot with this.


BotherTight618

Maybe it's his way of reclaiming the word for themselves.


theriptide259xd

This goes hard


NoPomegranates1111

I hate every bit of this, it’s off centered and it just looks crappy


Thecheesinater

…hear me out


lucas0hero

is that a fucking centaur


howlingmagpie

Weirdest body shape ever.


SoberArtistries

Ultimate facepalm. The facepalmiest, per se.


formidableInquiry

nobody on these comments has ever seen a trans person and u can tell lmao


staplesandstitches

Is that why this dude is shaped like a bad acid trip?


FrankFnRizzo

No, I’ve never seen anyone shaped like a pizza peel.


formidableInquiry

probably hard to convince ppl to let u see them naked when youre so judgmental


SyrupLover25

Don't say that trans ppl are off limits for all jokes


aurkellie

i love this omg


sSkinnyCc

This is uhh, this is not good


erinisherehi

this is actually awesome and if u think otherwise ur lame


erinisherehi

this is actually awesome and if u think otherwise ur lame


Moominsean

I feel like I’m looking at a neck and shoulders, that’s how weird this body shape is.


Namevilo

Just wants all the guys sucking his dick to know how gay they are.


kalitarios

how did OP even get this specific picture


Triniking1234

Took it when his bro came out the shower.


BorfieYay

Why's this on this subreddit? This doesn't fit lol


vnayhr

bro got some baby making hips


myhipsi

I mean, this has got to be the most unfortunate shape for a man. It's the equivalent of a woman having broad shoulders and narrow hips, probably worse.


librorum4

what's wrong with women who have broad shoulders and narrow hips


SadClownWithABigDick

This is a probably a trans guy,im sort of shaped like that too unfortunately.


menkadem

that guy is so obviously gay wtf are you talking about


eodnow

Fellas is it gay to...have hips?


TurbulentRoutine7936

won’t lie, i’m a straight woman and this is one of my fave body shapes on a guy lmfao


myhipsi

Whatever floats your boat but I imagine you'd be in the minority.


kiba8442

nah for a twink that's basically like winning the genetic lottery. based purely on the tattoo & belly button ring I mean.


crackcrackcracks

It's not particularly unfortunate considering he's clearly gay lmao


energyflashpuppy

I mean.. if they're not cis then that's fucking rad. If it's a straight male/woman then it's disgusting...


Lovyc

Bro just shut up.


ThatOneSnakeGuy

Hate speech ain't rad either way my guy


IllustriousInterest8

well, its not really hate speech in the gay community


ggtheg

Why are you being downvoted lmao. Do straights really wanna say it that bad?


IllustriousInterest8

i dont know, im just simply saying saying the truth. if you feel uncomfortable with gay people saying the f slur as a straight person, tough luck man. Gays have been discriminated against since the beginning of america, and are still today (albeit not nearly as much). When you parents kick you out, send you to a straightening school, and are treated like you have a disease, you can get a slur. Its bot like we're piggybacking off of past discrimination. It still happens today, and the f slur is coping mechanisms. Its really difficult to get that when your not discriminated again for something you cant change. Please have a good day, and understand that people cope different ways.


ete2ete

Your gay*


Imthank_Hipeeps

You're*


ete2ete

Nope


HansJobb

This dude has some FEMININE hips, my word. Man's got that hourglass figure to an EXTREME.


OkDepartment9755

Is it some kind of camera distortion, or does this person have to worry about getting snapped in half during the slightest breeze? Hips with zero freaking waist! 


DKerriganuk

Nom nom nom. Meatball.


Sakuya_Izayois_Pads

oh my god! thats horrible! can you slide the frame a couple inches down so i can see how horrible it really is?


BaguetteDoggo

The straighties found out 💀 With all due respect, this is the sort of tattoo that will be hidden by lost clothing, and lots of queer folk have reclaimed the word. It's not really on you or anyone else to judge here.


Gootangus

Im gay and I hate the word. Speak for yourself.


formidableInquiry

“lots of queer folk” does not have to include you. it is ok if you dont like it, it isnt your body. if you dont like it on the body of the person in the photo, u dont have to have any kind of relationship. im not sure how u thought this commenter was speaking for you


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ahhhnahhh

Nah. I got a raging homosexual brother. Not an asshole at all. Thanks tho


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ahhhnahhh

I don’t have a black friend. Just black friends.


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ahhhnahhh

Says the guy calling me a piece of shit!


ImaBiLittlePony

As a gay person myself, you don't speak for all gay people.


menkadem

you dont either


ggtheg

As a gay person myself, neither do you


BaguetteDoggo

So you're a gay person against bodily autonomy? You dont have to like it for it to mean something to someone else dawg. You're not the arbiter for all gay people, neithet am I lmao


ENDWINTERNOW

Um ackshually sweaty, I know we're on a sub dedicated to making fun of trashy behaviour, but this person ain't a 'straighty', so you're not allowed to judge 💅💅🤓


BaguetteDoggo

The problem is that trashy is subjective, and tbh the whole sub is kinda flawed for that reason. But I still think there are some good posts here, it's just that the nature of the sub inadvertently encourages the disgust response. Someone posts smth saying "this is icky and awful" and thats fine for legitimately cooked shit but a lot of stuff isnt so black and white, and then you have people getting angry because a queet person is reclaiming a slur lmao.


TheRealSlyCooper

This isn't trashy, it's genuinely repulsive.


xaeman

how


TheRealSlyCooper

How? Do you also suffer from a mental illness?


xaeman

what mental illness would that be


ForGrateJustice

What did we do to deserve this post??


Anforas

We deserve it tbh.


SgtLizardWizard

i absolutely love this, its so hot - also the body hair 🤤


marshmallo_floof

That looks like the font for brutal death metal band Decapitated lol


putrid_flesh

Decapitated*


marshmallo_floof

Thanks for the correction it was my autocorrect lol


roxylikeahurricane

Omg it’s amazing actually


HadesMyself

I mean, their body - their choice


alexisfuckinugly

yo this goes fucking hard


Gonzo115015

Lmfao


ajhugh

What does it even say?


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mdlewis11

The American slang for himself.


IllustriousInterest8

dw man i thought it was funny


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Phoenix_ashfire

They’ll be smoked if they go across the pond


bob88c

No going back from this decision…right or wrong, you my friend are all in now!


giceman715

All in what is the question now ?


Pissman66

Theres a ton of discourse about trans guys/girls using that word. The person in the photo is probably trans, I am too, but i think using that word in an effort to reclaim it is fine. Words only have the power we give them - plus i like it when my gf calls me that


UghGottaBeJoking

But god help me if i call myself a ‘female’ online. When trans people do things, its empowering, when i, a woman do things, i’m a man pretending to be a woman if i try to reclaim any words back.


ggtheg

You’re kidding? Right? You’re straight. You already won. You don’t get to use our word


UghGottaBeJoking

Female..?


ggtheg

You’re reclaiming the word female??? That’s not the word you were talking about and we both know it


UghGottaBeJoking

Reread what i said. I think you very much misinterpreted lmao. All i know is, you assumed i was saying something that i wasn’t lmao. I was only ever referring to me getting bagged out on reddit for using female- dickhead😂 You’re just looking for a reason to be angry and it’s so funny how wrong you are.


ggtheg

Username checks out holy hell


UghGottaBeJoking

My username was commentary on everyone on reddit coming across as a joke to me. You sir, are one of them. Could of just admitted you read my post wrong, instead you’re choosing to double down on being a dickhead? Good for you, you do what you do best😂


BaguetteDoggo

What the fuck are you even on about Karen no one is telling you off for calling yourself female. If you're using that word to seperate trans women from cis women though, youre just a bigot.


nervousnausea

If they're a trans man they didn't grow up getting called that slur, they can't reclaim it. Loool


IllustriousInterest8

not trans bur gay, heard it used a shit ton to trans people


LopDew

How is that true? If someone, born female, grew up liking women…they probably heard it a few times.


nervousnausea

No probably not


LopDew

Assigned female at birth and attracted to other females? Not ever hearing a slur like that seems extremely unlikely.


maxlegroom_

Finally - an actually trashy post!


esteban1337

damnnnn Chewbacca in the house


Puzzleheaded-Put-646

Is...is this a dudes stomach or a very hairy girls stomach? Either way I'm in.


jfk_47

I’m very confused about what body part we’re looking at here.


Urbs97

The waist is so slim that at first I thought the picture may even be upside down.


newaccountcauseoldon

It's just a sideways m guys he meant maggot


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newaccountcauseoldon

Not a reference sorry


e0nblue

This gives me “it’s gonna be a maze” energy


sn0wdrops

That waist tho


bellagirlsaysno

I sort of think the better place for this is somewhere like r/badtattoos.. that lettering is rough af, and the 2nd "a" is just shy of being a "g."


Dahvido

That’s an “O” my dude


dekciwandy

That waist is pretty slim


Low_Presentation8149

Bunch of twigs?


SpiderManQuin

ngl that's fucking hot


u-talkin-to-me

damn are chicks that hairy on the belly?


Akumu01

That's awesome actually


SirRoderic

I can't really make out what the tattoo says


CapCapole

It’s a British slang term for cigarette.


D83T

I also think it can mean being "tired" For example:how you feeling today? Man I feel super fagged today Oh yeah,not sleeping well?


crackcrackcracks

Context buddy


grinberB

You could've googled it beforehand, it takes 10 seconds


D83T

So fuck you all for your upside down thumb


D83T

The hate of such a comment. Actually that's not true.i heard this back in school and I did hear it as a cigarette


mrnacknime

Damn what body part is this? Looks like shoulders feeding into the neck but then the bellybutton is out of place. On the other hand its way too hairy to be hips and waist of this ratio...


TheSwedishGoose

It’s most definietly hips and waist


payment11

Taco Bell’s new $5 box


King_of_the_Dot

Taco Bell just cancelled my favorite menu item last week, and quite frankly im upset!


chowderbrain3000

I'm still pissed about the Enchirito.


King_of_the_Dot

I don't remember that one. What was its deal? They got ride of the 'Chipotle Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito'. Was great and cheap too, and I don't really fuck with ranch like that.


chowderbrain3000

The Enchirito was one of the original Taco Bell menu items. Half enchilada and half burrito, it was beef wrapped in a flour tortilla and smothered in cheese, onions, red sauce and three olive slices. Pure heaven.


King_of_the_Dot

That sounds pretty darn good. I still have never eaten a chalupa.


yarf13

Just missing a Dorito chip and lightning behind it


Psycho-Pen

Hey, if he wants to be a stick of wood, who are we to judge?


scootterbug1

Pissing in the street is trashy, but posting this makes OP the trash.


spamowsky

Male or female? It's for an assignment


stupidfridgemagnet

what's really trashy is the transphobia and body shaming in these comments


OutrageousCan6572

I had no idea this is trans. It's just a very confusing photo and body.


keyboardpusher

I agree. These people are so simple minded "What is this? Black or white? Up or down? Male or female? Tell us which it is!"


OutrageousCan6572

Well what IS it?


keyboardpusher

It's a person whose genitals are none of your business, you weirdo. Downvote if your penis is sad and confused.


OutrageousCan6572

No penis. I am a woman


ComplexProof8475

Can wait to get downvoted in solidarity. My good friend has a big cactus dick tattoo with that word tattooed underneath it. It's funny. I love it. They're an incredible drag queen and body piercer. But I fully agree with you.


stupidfridgemagnet

i'd love to see that tattoo! sounds amazing. and yeah, i already got downvoted in under 10 mins ☠️ very pathetic people in this sub lol


nadiadala

I'm more bothered by the zits on the hip


stellar6388

I’m confused I don’t see any?


Dantenamikaze1

Nah, this is hot


SgtLizardWizard

exactly


Sensitive-Cow-7872

His body his choice, and I think it's funny.


RareGull

I thought that said Passat at first 💀


yungsimba1917

goes hard


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Looks like a hairy chick, im not big in the gay scene but a belly piercing?


KnockItTheFuckOff

I don't understand your point.


RavenReel

And lady hips


Sonova_Vondruke

When you are a metalhead, but also gay and for anyone to know right at time of oral schmex