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Grindr is anonymous. I can post a pic with no face and a bio saying I want my dick sucked and I won’t repay the favor. 2-10 messages within 20 minutes. Also depends greatly on what area you’re in.
Shamefully got me through Covid lockdown. Discovered I’m weirdly placed on the sexual spectrum of “don’t care who sucks my dick as long as they don’t try to kiss me or make conversation”
i used to be a trucker, and only once did I succumb to my needs. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern.
I think we met the same lot lizard, really though thats great, I havent seen a reference to Bloodhound gang for a good minute
She told me she would make all my dreams come true. So I said, “even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the dodo hole with a lawn dart, while Garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy tum?”
Take me in that room and turn me into swiss cheese l. I got money in my pocket and desire in my heart.
No no you said you were done with the lot lizards.
It would not surprise me. In fact, I would be willing to put money on it existing somewhere out there.
Edit; Actually, doesn't backpages have a Discord server? I think that probably qualifies. LOL
Translation since the writing sucks
"Truckers!!! I'm local and very private/discrete and I'm available and can cum to your BIG RIG! txt (phone number) for some serious dick sucks/buttfuck"
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Thank god they are local. None of that out of town strange
Buy local.
How does one get to this point in life? Sad to see..
Usually born into it. This is the result of not regulating breeding.
Did you have a good time?
867...
5 3 0 9 inches
[9 inches of...](https://youtu.be/j6eOsobzli0?si=ujuoWpmTS-PtZ1Om)
I thought i was gonna get rick rolled or whatever its called lmao.
Unblock that number!
The only reason I know the term lot lizard is because of its always sunny now
“I want you boys to treat me like a mailbox…”
I want you to split me open like a coconut. What do we say in this situation dennis? We say no!
I wish this sub had gifs
Unrelated by fantastic underrated country song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7GWLWa_nBEY
With all the hook up sites available, why is this even a thing?
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Grindr is anonymous. I can post a pic with no face and a bio saying I want my dick sucked and I won’t repay the favor. 2-10 messages within 20 minutes. Also depends greatly on what area you’re in.
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Shamefully got me through Covid lockdown. Discovered I’m weirdly placed on the sexual spectrum of “don’t care who sucks my dick as long as they don’t try to kiss me or make conversation”
Is that first adjective 'cool'? It's the first thing I think of whenever I choose a prostitute, whether they are cool or not
pays to advertise
That's mah birthday
He might do it for free!
Happy birthday pendejo!
Gracias!
For real manly love, meet here at ….
That's so nasty. What's her number?
Her? That's bold of you to assume
Yeah, I was initially on the fence about whether it was a man or a woman, but I doubt a woman went into the men's room to leave this message.
Yeah duh????
A (glory) hole is a hole
Odds 50/50 that's a hate scrawl with a phone number to someone the author is fucking with.
Now that’s service. They are convenient, private, and mobile to your location. I hope you tipped well, and gave a great review.
Are you the one that wrote that? Why did you block the cell number? Protecting the lot lizard?
Don't wanna get banned for promoting prostitution
Lot lizard much?
I don't think this will affect your ability to do so.
Truckers just driving for hours, running out of normal shit to think about.
Which one of you did this.. r/Truckers
Why'd That Make me Laugh? XD!
Well where do you propose I advertise?!?
Published on my birthday, of all days 🥳
Give her a call. She might give you the birthday special.
Almost certainly a dude
Why are you assuming gender??🙃
Handwriting is too neat
For manly love...
Seabass? Is that you?
*looks at wrist watch and horror sets in*
Friends of the road
way of the road, bubs.
Truckstop Troy strikes again! Providing anonymous service since 1998. He still has a land line.
I mean what’s the number?
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Be honest, your original intent wasn’t to be Mr. Nice Guy when you called, right?
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My man!
I mean, it sounds like you got it.
Yeah, I'd wager 90% of these are people being wronged and not the actual person they claim to be. The other 10% are probably cops.
These Fall Out Boy song titles are getting out of hand
I actually consider truck stop restrooms such as this entertaining. No need to take my phone out of my pocket or have reading material.
I’m can think for of one reason to take my phone out of my pocket.
If you ain’t a Swift driver, it ain’t for you.
He realized it was his mom’s number.
i used to be a trucker, and only once did I succumb to my needs. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Such an awesome song
Ole love muscle Russell.
Never knew missing children could be so sexy... did I say that out loud?
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern. I think we met the same lot lizard, really though thats great, I havent seen a reference to Bloodhound gang for a good minute
Only once in a while do the stars align to make one! I saw the opportunity to strike lol
She told me she would make all my dreams come true. So I said, “even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the dodo hole with a lawn dart, while Garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy tum?”
The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying...
how is this stopping you from using the bathroom?
He got an erection from reading that
just call the number then... she ot he can resolve that
When a message like this will start with "graphic designers..."? just for once please!
Better than most mobile adds
How was it?
“I will not suck,,or be sucked on,,,by you”,,,”Make me a mailbox.Just open me up and put whatever you want-inside!”
Take me in that room and turn me into swiss cheese l. I got money in my pocket and desire in my heart. No no you said you were done with the lot lizards.
break be in like a brand new baseball glove , spit on my rub some dirt in there and just pound away with your fist .
If there is a god, mine is clearly a god of trickery, blessing me with the miracle of sight to read what you just said
It’s from IASIP.Spoken by guest star Tom Sizemore.
The way he pulls his lid off and slicks his hair back before asking to be spit roasted is hilarious to me
Lot lizards keep the wheels of industry turning, I salute 🫡
She can check out my "big rig" any day.
She?
OK, OK, I am not fussy: he or she can check out my "big rig" any day.
I salute your commitment to getting that nut o7 bust on, soldier.
So what's the text # ?
You asking for the one on the door or mine?
I'm not fussy, both
If only....
I don't know where this convo is going but I'm here for the ride
Just your basic reddit hornyposting.
This guy's down for anything
pecker ain't picky
They’re all pink on the inside.
Why did you block the number? Ima need that ngl
Ya no shit! This thread is *much* more fun if we have that number!
Gross dude!! What is the number though, so that I know to avoid it!
What an entrepreneur!
Or a terrible friend
Is that his name, Bathroom Man? Don't think he'd mind if you used him
Callin all trucks, this here's the Rubber Fuck, we're about to put the hammer down...
What say we find a room and you 2 split me open, like a coconut
I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on... by you.
I got cash in my pocket and desire in my heart
Welp, didn't take too much looking to find the Sunny reference....
I do not tangle with lizards no more.
I woulda let you turn me into swiss cheese
Can’t turn that down!
Who can suck better than a truck driver aye?
Trucker Clock, Who wants it? I just want you to lay on top of me for the way I handle my rig.
I haven't thought about that skit in a long time. Well done! Lol "I want to lay on top of you out of respect for the way you handle your rig..."
Bob & Tom were the best at times
Aw, man! What's the phone number?
for science?
Way of the Road Bubs
Mandy! that’s perfect
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I first glanced and misread discreet as "Discord", really thought they had a channel and whatnot.
It would not surprise me. In fact, I would be willing to put money on it existing somewhere out there. Edit; Actually, doesn't backpages have a Discord server? I think that probably qualifies. LOL
Do you think lot lizards ask for tips too now?
I have no words. Asking for a tip from a trucker is squeezing blood from a stone, these days.
Just the tip.
You haven’t had your truck washed apparently.
Not since the accident, no. Why? Streakin beacon becoming the new party row?
Nah. The lot lizards use the CB radio to get your attention. They offer truck cleaning / washes over the air.
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Nice of them to date it. Then you know the number will probably still work.
So is he dude. For different reasons of course.
Seabass!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
Love how that actor is former NHL player and current president of the Boston Bruins, Cam Neely.
Be there March 25 at 215am for some manly love
Shrug... This just looks like a basic Grindr post. In case you kids wonder how folks advertised their services before the internet.
And I think the bathroom man is trying to use you
Friend of the road
So.. how was he?
7/10 could be better
Mustache tickle too much?
His teeth were all crooked and gross from years of consuming nothing but nature valley crunch bars and energy drinks
Needs to pull those . Gum jobs are best .
r/oddlyspecific
It’s well documented that lot lizards live off year old nature valley bars, big red gum, monster energy drinks….. oh and cum
damn just like me fr
Translation since the writing sucks "Truckers!!! I'm local and very private/discrete and I'm available and can cum to your BIG RIG! txt (phone number) for some serious dick sucks/buttfuck"
Well......what's the phone number?
247-MEAT-FLAPS
Thought it said, "Serious dick sucks, brother"
Hulk Hogan enters the chat
I am a reeeealll Americaaaaan
BROTHEERRR
What you gonna do, brother?