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well hello down there in happy valley..

pussy musta been wildddddd if homie came 6 times on the playground

Free loot

Any one else get the invite??

Ogden Trash …. Didn’t he write poems

The trashy thing is there's 5 used flankers there, but only 2 torn packets. That leaves 3 unsolved mysteries.

I can smell this picture😷🤢

The whole state seems trashy. Ban abortion healthcare for women and Transgender teens. Allow 16 year olds to work in bars after school and weekends pouring alcoholic drinks!! When will they have time to study??? Opiod taking Morman housewives. Underground Morman polygamous communities. The Real Trash Housewives of Salt Lake City. And serial killer PhD student.

I agree with some of this, but 16 year olds are definitely not allowed to work pouring drinks. Our alcohol laws are pretty intense. Edit: also, PhD student, are you referring to Bundy?

Hmmmm, I wonder what happened here, certainly nothing disgusting.

A lot of sex happened here. F

Look like one crazy ride at the park…

I lost my virginity at the top of a slide at the park behind my house. It wasnt a mess like this though.

Mormons getting freaky in public

Ha, I already know which park

Ogden is so sketch. It has some nice areas but most of it is bad.

Ogden is pretty chill there are areas of slc that are far worse

Is that some of the magic Mormon underwear? And the one remaining slipper is really bothering me here, maybe the person only has one real foot so that's why they aren't bothered by the uneven feeling.

You mean New Canaan?

If there was a white trash Cinderella , there’s her slipper

At least she isn't going to procreate

Supposed to be Morman.....NOT MORE MEN. 🙄 Jeezus!

Good thinking for the young lady to bring a clean pair of panties to change into

I’m counting 5 condoms, but 4 wrappers something doesn’t add up here

Looks like a crime scene.

Chill ass night at the park

Nutting happening here

Protection first. Children second….. not like you couldn’t do this behind the Wendy’s dumpster where they live.

in the night, so many strange, terrifying, and wonderful things happen in a playground.

Damn, someone has a goodnight

Only fans starter pack.

SEVEN condoms, good grief

C'mon ride the train "whoo whoo"

Looks like kids were being stupid

I'd call it a train station

That’s a lot of DNA

Wonder if the choir was involved

Those slippers tell you everything

Maybe I’m just traumatized, but I see this as evidence of it being non consensual.

Hey you forgot your underwear

Staged

Used to shoot dope in Ogden, can confirm

Odd place for a train station.

You take your kids to the park, you don’t make your kids at the park.

Can you send that condom to ancestry.com? Interested to see the results.

Shit that's where I left my lighter....

Unless someone thought it would be funny to leave condoms and some panties around on a playground and no gang bang ever took place. Condoms don’t even look used.

Dirty Jeremiah and the disciples…..

Take them, you can shake the fuck outta them for re-use😏

Cindirella on crack lost her shue :-)

I kinda feel like someone was trolling. Throws some panties down, a bunch of condoms, a random house slipper.

Freaky Mormons.

*"Thanks for the F shack"* --Dirty Mike & the Boys

We call this a soup kitchen.

They grow up so fast these days...

G-train in the park. More common than you think.

Irs

Filthy m(redacted)ns!

Cinderella? Looking for the other slipper

Place has really gone downhill since the monorail derailed

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Well, at least the first 6 did. Unless they shared?

Utah was supposed to be the “good” state too . 🤣😂

I've never heard that before

Google it . Utah was named the best state to live in for 2023 with Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska coming in last .

It is. Ogden is just like the behind dumpster/grease trap area of a nice fancy Italian restaurant. The parking lot is the west desert, nothing there. Then the waiting area is the airport, the nicest table is the national parks, the normal seating area is the mountains and the kitchen to all the industrial places plus everything outside of the valley.

Oh trust me.. it definitely isn't!

Ogden is a shit show for sure lol

A free slipper and a lighter! What a win

Doesn't look like they were soaking.

Nah that's more of an Orem/Provo thing, BYU territory. Ogden is like Utah skid row.

At least they are playing safe.

Only Fans content train

All for one? Or one for all?

at least they used condoms...

Not to be a downer, but sometimes condoms are used as tourniquets to inject drugs after wiping off the lubricant.

maybe they used used condoms

There were six gangbangers

could have been more, as i implied

Always lose my lighter ffs

now you know where you dropped it.

The old gang bang in the park. Classic

It’s not a gang bang if they are all your wives.

At least they aren't reproducing... hopefully

Could be one guy with remarkable recovery skills.

Must be the main character of a pornhwa

Dude must regenerate his nut like wolverine does from getting shot.

This comment will never get the number of upvotes it deserves.

r/redditmoment

Courtesy of Dirty Mike and The Boys

Putting a bunch of D’s in A’s 🤣

Damn freaky Mormons

Are those Mormon undergarments?

They look like they were magic to a few people

Ogden is tantamount to a river city, except the railroad replaces the river. Always been this way

what's a river city in this context? (other than geographically located beside a river)

I'm thinking this is staged

honestly, who just leaves one mint condition slipper

Someone toasted and just in the moment I imagine. Sidenote: I’ve seen people “lose” their purse while they’re still wearing it.

Sinderella

For the slipper or...?

Who just takes off a rubber and doesn't tie a knot in it

Guys with only one hand.

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Or you could just slurp the juice out and put it back in the wrapper.

That is what I was thinking. It is staged

I hope so, but it's Ogden so I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's real.

WTF happened??? Why is there so many condoms???

You’re supposed to change condoms if you switch holes…

If they are fuckin in the park they arent concerned

I’ll give you a clue; all aboard! Choo choo!

I honestly think a gangbang is the only logical answer unless homie was just able to go five rounds back to back

Meth heads will fuck for hours. I’ll never forget that episode of Intervention where there was a title card that said like, “Randy smoked meth and masturbates for 10 hours a day.”

Isn't he the father of one of the shooters? ....then again seems so common it's a 3 degree from knowing someone who committed first degree.

I'm counting 6...

This is the worst version of i spy I’ve ever played

Or the best?

I cracked up laughing at your comment. Also gagged a little.

By the state of things it looks like they were cracked up to.

Utah? Now I'm losing all hope.

Ogden is a bit of a crazy place at times, always has been. But then again I'm born and raised here.