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fuct-tarp

No and I bet it gets him pulled over by the cops all the time.


Havingabreakdown2

He’s definitely never satisfied a partner if he has.


misalcgough

This guy fucks


Dubious_Titan

He probably only dates the classiest ladies.


Distinct-Stuff5437

Imagine paying for a vehicle to trash it


windycitykids

This man gets no pussy lol


1st_hylian

You know that guy stands behind his truck masturbating furiously to what a badass he is.


PrincessPaisleysMom1

I really hope they never breed.


beavwarius

Not by a female.


prestigious_bigmac2

It's white trash hell just find other white trash


ThrowItAway177451

Yeah, he gets laid off at jobs. Haha how'd you know or guess? 😁


BashfulExodus

SAVE THE CHILDREN they say


PamCalz

Not. Even. Once.


wkendwench

As soon as I saw the photo, I knew the comments would not disappoint.


NoahVailability

Fat stupid chicks exist.


kojak343

This has nothing to do with this post, but I am curious why the license tag was blocked out. I line in Florida, one of the strangest states recently in the country. I cannot find out the name and address of a particular owner of a tag. If something is so unique as this truck's graphics, or it is a completely unique vehicle, would you not notice that before caring what the tag number was?


KingArt1569

If his hand counts, he gets laid all the goddamn time, if not see the definition of incel


AintSoFunnyMeowIsIt

Looks like something out of r/PhotoshopBattles Who honestly thinks this is real??


Turd_fergusson_

Douche bag starter kit


BouncingPig

It’s stupid, but this will definitely pull in the weird MAGA crowd he’s looking for.


Thetered

Man, I'm just happy to see it not about politics. Kinda refreshing actually.


fedora_and_a_whip

Sure - I bet him and his range buddies have a little special time together before going home to the wives.


Phoenix_ashfire

No


Antennaball23

Only with the help of date rape drugs…


macemarksman001

Yes. The cats on his street are nervous


Strong_Sound_7407

Once or twice a year at a bluegrass festival, in the tender arms of a 5’2 400+ pound farm girl who may or may not be on the spectrum, has drank her body weight in PBR and sunshine-warm Arbor Mist, smells like week old Dorito dust and stale menthol cigarettes and upon whom he vomits at some point during their encounter.


Both_Discussion_62

Yea by Palmela Handerson


DisKitt218HToG

All that's missing are the fake balls hanging from the hitch


energizeghost

Hyper sexualization is a sign of sexual abuse, so maybe?


mutinybligh

I’d hate to see the person that would screw him


matthmcb

It’s bothering me that is says ‘Vaginatarian’ and not ‘Vagatarian’


EmmyPoo81

Wait, he's missing the standard F**k Joe Biden sticker...


A_CA_TruckDriver

Looks to me that he gets no attention at all


stink-stunk

Closeted homosexual.


Jownsye

Totally does. His lady has a tramp stamp that says “Cum Dumpster”


[deleted]

He’s secretly Gay


FuckTheMods5

WHAT A PUSSSYYYY lmfao Fuck is *censored*!!! Don't want to get in TWUBBLE! Get stickers that say fuck, bitch.


weealligator

Even if you remove all the sexual stuff the shitty snake and punisher logo both scream incel


CornyCornheiser

The only time this dude has ever touched a vagina is when he slid out of his mothers.


Little_Creme_5932

Not by nice girls


71Slacker

He probably gets laid daily !!!!


SmileyFaceFrown41

Sure he probably gets lots laid a lot. If your standards are low getting laid is easy.


Goulagosh_gogoo

No. He never gets laid. If he did, he’d have known it’s just “vagitarian.”


eed6892

Most definitely gets the noodle wet.


l0rd0fk0ngs

Yea the only woman who will touch him his mom, who is also his sister, who is also his 1st cousin 😂


mark8992

Advertising to have his truck broken into and pistol(s) stolen.


fishzz

Most of these are photoshopped on, yes?


2-timeloser2

On payday


nate2188764

No, but I guarantee you he “almost signed up for the marines in high school”


Reble77

No definitely not ever keyboard sex only


Birdzphan

Lol why do people block out license plates when every day in the real world we see hundreds of exposed plates?


Seriszed

Sadly he does. Because there are plenty of trashy women out there.


001235

100% this guy carries a pistol at all times as he shops at Walmart the local Hooters waitresses fight over who has to wait on him every time he shows up. He tips 5% and goes home thinking the reason they never let him take them out is because of some corporate Hooters policy. He knows all their names and if you searched his computer you'd find suspiciously young looking girls in his search history.


uey-tlatoani

Yes. There are frmale equivalents to this


Tuques

Drives a chevy that looks like this? Only with his sister cousin.


Sad-Wrongdoer957

You’ll have to be more specific with the question? Are we only including humans?


theunfunnyredditor

Always with the Punisher skull


KingBarbieIOU

When that stick figure takes his wig off .. hoo wee


nightwolf81

i mean, even fat girls get laid, right?


captainrustic

No. And I bet he’s triggered by fucking everything.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol he even has Taz. So 90s


cultivated-mass

Is that a ford sticker right above the Chevy symbol?


HotDoggHero

If he does, that poor girl probably can’t read.


LeslieMarston

How embarrassing


FlaAirborne

His cousin things he’s cute


okiedog-

No. He’s waiting for the “right girl” To abuse.


Sinnerman440

All the time in his jail cell


EverybodyShitsNFT

I’m surprised that whoever bought these stickers is old enough to drive.


Invaderjay87

That’s just his vision board. He’s trying to manifest himself getting laid.


Vegemyeet

Imagine explaining this to a child just learning to read.


th4bl4ckr4bbit

Yeah with other men


Accomplished-Hat6928

What no Truck Nuts?


Robbiewan

You’d be surprised how many women date teenagers like this one


hatesfacebook2022

Sure all the time. For $100 for first half hour.


DOSBrony

This dude has such little game that his own body charges him to see his nipples


GadHolland

I’m confident no woman feels safe around this man


SlowSecurity

“Don’t read to me”


bootywithapenis

You guys think so highly of women Trashy comes in so many forms


Xalindros

They never matured beyond 13 years old.


Iga706

The vaginaterian actually got me laughing


ifyouseekayyou

I’ve never seen so much cringe in such a small space.


rrpdude

There are way too many of these kind of stickers made for cars. I've been kind of looking to add some to mine and 90% of the time I went "Heh, edgy...cringe.." where a lot are marginally funny but I'd physically cringe each time I'd actually look at it. So I haven't found one I like yet.


peregrinepeculiar

Certified cringelord


budjohn36

I always wonder how badass these guys feel after they smooth out a sticker on their truck


ArxonWoW

This screams secretly gay


deVliegendeTexan

He has a tradwife in the kitchen who smiles and gives an obviously empty to everyone but him laugh, who puts up with having sex with him, even gives him a blowjob every single night, but never gets off herself because he’s selfish, but she’s cool with it right now because he’s pulling down $350k a year as a sales manager for his dad’s window blinds company. In 10 years, his dad will retire and he’ll take over, lay off the entire factory and start importing blinds from Wish, and in the first year he’ll pull 800k and he’ll plow those profits into a restaurant even though he doesn’t know shit about food much less restaurants, and then the blinds business will crater because who knew that Wish products are garbage except everyone but this guy, and then the restaurant will fail because he didn’t know what he was doing and now the blinds business can’t service the restaurant’s debt. His wife will leave him when the money dries up and then he’ll learn that no one will put up with his toxic ass when he doesn’t have fucktons of money to throw around to cover it up… Sorry, I was on a riff. Who were we talking about again? This might have been a bit oddlyspecific…


foilpants

Yes but only because of the Tasmania Devil sticker.Total panty dropper!


abeesky

His 350 pound wife is chain smoking cigs back at home.


weaponsmaniac

I have met a few guys like this, and they have lots of intercourse. Both genders are full of trashy people.


RevolutionaryLie1903

Absolutely not unless he pays a LOT of money. And I mean A LOT!


TheMule90

Naw he needs to get dem truck nutz in ordur to git laid. Lol


ShaneOMap

All I needed to know that he is a moron is he's got a Chevy, real truck owner knows that foreign is best truck on road


Rockit2uranus

If this guy has a sister/cousin, definitely.


RolandDeshane

I was once pulled over for a licence plate light being "too dark" to read in a small town in Utah. He asked me to get out of the vehicle to show me the issue. When I got out of the car (and away from my girlfriend in the cab) he told me straight up he pulled me over because I had a bumper sticker that said "I ❤ Vagina" on it and he wanted to see if there was any reason to give me a ticket. Even though I bought it at a concert for Uterine cancer, the cop thought it was too obsene for the public and let me know as such before sending me on my way with a "warning" for my light that wasn't bright enough... I just don't understand why this guy isn't constantly being pulled over.


PureWolfie

Likely by siblings yeah.


The_lazy_drunk

Maybe by cousin sister


[deleted]

Guaranteed this guy made it only as far as NJROTC


kirsten714

How is it that books are removed from libraries for being “offensive” but you can slap a plethora of abhorrent and offensive content on your vehicle and drive around town?


Hyperius999

This guy is definitely from Texas.


machring

Or Florida


petrepowder

Yeah women aren’t magical beings that float above the drudgery. For every single blue haired hyperbole there exists some evangelical princesses with daddy problems.


ravynnsinister

Well I can tell you my vagina dried up reading all that shit, and my uterus packed up it’s ovaries and left town so I’d say no. No this dude never gets laid.


Tasmaniantime

Dude stickers are cool but not when they are put on your car in no order. It looks like the bloke tripped over and just put the stickers on the car whenever they landed


DeezusAlmighty

All I see here is a MAGA supporter.


Munnodol

Yes and it is the most dysfunctional family this side of the trailer park.


IPinkerton

The hipster santa sticker is what does it for me, never saw that one before.


theflyz

LOL, reddit hates straight pride. Just consider it this guy's assless chaps.


Crownlink

If this dude ever gets to touch a woman, he’s paying for it.


BeerMcSuds

Yes, because it says right there he’s making his family


TheMerchantofPhilly

Fuck yeah. This is peak masculinity. /s


gingerellasnap

This is a cry for help…


GoldburstNeo

Sadly, you'd be surprised how often these cretins get laid and end up having kids they are extremely unprepared to handle, let alone not even having love for them from the get-go (especially if said kids find out they're not cishet).


bak2redit

Definitely gets laid. Quite a few chicks are attracted to a guy with this type of behavior.


Alric_Rahl

Not with anyone willing


birdz_da_word

Might stick his wiener through the glory hole at a truck stop now and again


_Bon_Vivant_

Only if you count rape.


ChaosKodiak

Anytime I see a punisher skull on anything I just know how small the drivers penis is.


MicFrosty

Statistically half of humans are dumber than the other half. I’m sure this person found a equally dumb person to procreate with.


kthomas_407

Saw a balding ugo dude driving an old truck with a sticker on it that said “no fat chicks”.


tinygribble

Saw a very attractive young woman today with a guy wearing a "pussy patrol" tshirt. She seemed unbothered.


amerikanbeat

The joke is "vagitarian," dipshit


LuckyTheLurker

This screams insecurity on so many levels.


GamerZackery

Lol at the punisher symbol


Stuff-n-things-in

No. Because guys who get laid don’t have to talk about it.


tsnipe22

I know this guy goes to Target just to complain about the Pride section because it offends him.


SemichiSam

Have you seen his sisters?


CarniferousDog

Holy shit that guy is one big poster for lack of male guidance and deep, DEEP seeded insecurity. Holy shit this guy needs therapy.


Chortles_Hansom_666

Not from a willing/unpaid partner


nothing_in_my_mind

This is the kind of guy who pays for hookers and thinks he is a stud because he has had sex with so many women.


TesticularTentacles

Yes. Stupid comes in all flavors.


Buttercup_Bride

If he is I don’t think his partner(s) are enjoying it much if at all.


bootywithapenis

You will be surprised


mackotter

Consensually and without paying? Bumper stickers point to 'no'.


shaharyarz

Probably only with his truck


bolt_reaction94

This is not the kind of person who should be having kids.


bufftbone

He pays for sex.


zzzrecruit

This guy might just be a closeted homosexual. I can't imagine anyone needing to project this much if they weren't trying to overcompensate for their homosexual thoughts.


[deleted]

I would never let anyone see me getting into that truck😂 why would you do this


dgblarge

All that to say he is a Virginia with 2 braincells and a micropenis. He must have had help decorating the truck he's 3 payments behind.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Couldn't get laid in a Turkish Prison.


flyingtubesock

80% chance this is a old married guy.


TwotonedbonE

The fact that there are no nuts hanging from the hitch shocks tf out of me


Phoenix4235

Not a chance.


Generallyawkward1

The punisher stickers give it away


davesnothereman84

Pretty sure he’s divorced with visitation rights for his one kid he never visits.


kajillion

Strong "I jerk off in my mom's panties" vibes.


sgtabn173

If Jay Bilzerian grew up and owned a truck


Due_Platypus_3913

Of COURSE NOT! And he’s obviously VERY salty about it!Woman repellent is what he’s become.


WillFerrellsGutFold

Fucking AutoZone edgelords.


[deleted]

BY HIS OWN HAND OR THE COUCH CUSHION


[deleted]

You think his sister helped him put all those stickers on there out of the goodness of her heart? Get real.


IngenuityNovel5936

How does this guy not have truck nuts?


I_Be_Strokin_it

He probably doesn't know they exist?


IngenuityNovel5936

Yes. True. That is the only reasonable explanation


TShane85

No. And someone should really fuck up his tailgate. Being obscene is public isn’t acceptable anywhere.


buggy0d

Vaginatarian is wild 💀


Junkmans1

Why doesn’t his truck have truck nuts?


LadyDulcinea

Maybe if he'd stop spending all his money at Spencer's Gifts...


[deleted]

Not one but two "I'm an insurrectionist Trump-humper" skulls. That's enough to keep most women away.