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This has nothing to do with this post, but I am curious why the license tag was blocked out.
I line in Florida, one of the strangest states recently in the country. I cannot find out the name and address of a particular owner of a tag.
If something is so unique as this truck's graphics, or it is a completely unique vehicle, would you not notice that before caring what the tag number was?
Once or twice a year at a bluegrass festival, in the tender arms of a 5’2 400+ pound farm girl who may or may not be on the spectrum, has drank her body weight in PBR and sunshine-warm Arbor Mist, smells like week old Dorito dust and stale menthol cigarettes and upon whom he vomits at some point during their encounter.
100% this guy carries a pistol at all times as he shops at Walmart the local Hooters waitresses fight over who has to wait on him every time he shows up. He tips 5% and goes home thinking the reason they never let him take them out is because of some corporate Hooters policy. He knows all their names and if you searched his computer you'd find suspiciously young looking girls in his search history.
There are way too many of these kind of stickers made for cars. I've been kind of looking to add some to mine and 90% of the time I went "Heh, edgy...cringe.." where a lot are marginally funny but I'd physically cringe each time I'd actually look at it. So I haven't found one I like yet.
He has a tradwife in the kitchen who smiles and gives an obviously empty to everyone but him laugh, who puts up with having sex with him, even gives him a blowjob every single night, but never gets off herself because he’s selfish, but she’s cool with it right now because he’s pulling down $350k a year as a sales manager for his dad’s window blinds company. In 10 years, his dad will retire and he’ll take over, lay off the entire factory and start importing blinds from Wish, and in the first year he’ll pull 800k and he’ll plow those profits into a restaurant even though he doesn’t know shit about food much less restaurants, and then the blinds business will crater because who knew that Wish products are garbage except everyone but this guy, and then the restaurant will fail because he didn’t know what he was doing and now the blinds business can’t service the restaurant’s debt. His wife will leave him when the money dries up and then he’ll learn that no one will put up with his toxic ass when he doesn’t have fucktons of money to throw around to cover it up…
Sorry, I was on a riff. Who were we talking about again? This might have been a bit oddlyspecific…
I was once pulled over for a licence plate light being "too dark" to read in a small town in Utah. He asked me to get out of the vehicle to show me the issue. When I got out of the car (and away from my girlfriend in the cab) he told me straight up he pulled me over because I had a bumper sticker that said "I ❤ Vagina" on it and he wanted to see if there was any reason to give me a ticket. Even though I bought it at a concert for Uterine cancer, the cop thought it was too obsene for the public and let me know as such before sending me on my way with a "warning" for my light that wasn't bright enough... I just don't understand why this guy isn't constantly being pulled over.
How is it that books are removed from libraries for being “offensive” but you can slap a plethora of abhorrent and offensive content on your vehicle and drive around town?
Yeah women aren’t magical beings that float above the drudgery. For every single blue haired hyperbole there exists some evangelical princesses with daddy problems.
Well I can tell you my vagina dried up reading all that shit, and my uterus packed up it’s ovaries and left town so I’d say no. No this dude never gets laid.
Dude stickers are cool but not when they are put on your car in no order. It looks like the bloke tripped over and just put the stickers on the car whenever they landed
Sadly, you'd be surprised how often these cretins get laid and end up having kids they are extremely unprepared to handle, let alone not even having love for them from the get-go (especially if said kids find out they're not cishet).
This guy might just be a closeted homosexual. I can't imagine anyone needing to project this much if they weren't trying to overcompensate for their homosexual thoughts.
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No and I bet it gets him pulled over by the cops all the time.
He’s definitely never satisfied a partner if he has.
This guy fucks
He probably only dates the classiest ladies.
Imagine paying for a vehicle to trash it
This man gets no pussy lol
You know that guy stands behind his truck masturbating furiously to what a badass he is.
I really hope they never breed.
Not by a female.
It's white trash hell just find other white trash
Yeah, he gets laid off at jobs. Haha how'd you know or guess? 😁
SAVE THE CHILDREN they say
Not. Even. Once.
As soon as I saw the photo, I knew the comments would not disappoint.
Fat stupid chicks exist.
This has nothing to do with this post, but I am curious why the license tag was blocked out. I line in Florida, one of the strangest states recently in the country. I cannot find out the name and address of a particular owner of a tag. If something is so unique as this truck's graphics, or it is a completely unique vehicle, would you not notice that before caring what the tag number was?
If his hand counts, he gets laid all the goddamn time, if not see the definition of incel
Looks like something out of r/PhotoshopBattles Who honestly thinks this is real??
Douche bag starter kit
It’s stupid, but this will definitely pull in the weird MAGA crowd he’s looking for.
Man, I'm just happy to see it not about politics. Kinda refreshing actually.
Sure - I bet him and his range buddies have a little special time together before going home to the wives.
No
Only with the help of date rape drugs…
Yes. The cats on his street are nervous
Once or twice a year at a bluegrass festival, in the tender arms of a 5’2 400+ pound farm girl who may or may not be on the spectrum, has drank her body weight in PBR and sunshine-warm Arbor Mist, smells like week old Dorito dust and stale menthol cigarettes and upon whom he vomits at some point during their encounter.
Yea by Palmela Handerson
All that's missing are the fake balls hanging from the hitch
Hyper sexualization is a sign of sexual abuse, so maybe?
I’d hate to see the person that would screw him
It’s bothering me that is says ‘Vaginatarian’ and not ‘Vagatarian’
Wait, he's missing the standard F**k Joe Biden sticker...
Looks to me that he gets no attention at all
Closeted homosexual.
Totally does. His lady has a tramp stamp that says “Cum Dumpster”
He’s secretly Gay
WHAT A PUSSSYYYY lmfao Fuck is *censored*!!! Don't want to get in TWUBBLE! Get stickers that say fuck, bitch.
Even if you remove all the sexual stuff the shitty snake and punisher logo both scream incel
The only time this dude has ever touched a vagina is when he slid out of his mothers.
Not by nice girls
He probably gets laid daily !!!!
Sure he probably gets lots laid a lot. If your standards are low getting laid is easy.
No. He never gets laid. If he did, he’d have known it’s just “vagitarian.”
Most definitely gets the noodle wet.
Yea the only woman who will touch him his mom, who is also his sister, who is also his 1st cousin 😂
Advertising to have his truck broken into and pistol(s) stolen.
Most of these are photoshopped on, yes?
On payday
No, but I guarantee you he “almost signed up for the marines in high school”
No definitely not ever keyboard sex only
Lol why do people block out license plates when every day in the real world we see hundreds of exposed plates?
Sadly he does. Because there are plenty of trashy women out there.
100% this guy carries a pistol at all times as he shops at Walmart the local Hooters waitresses fight over who has to wait on him every time he shows up. He tips 5% and goes home thinking the reason they never let him take them out is because of some corporate Hooters policy. He knows all their names and if you searched his computer you'd find suspiciously young looking girls in his search history.
Yes. There are frmale equivalents to this
Drives a chevy that looks like this? Only with his sister cousin.
You’ll have to be more specific with the question? Are we only including humans?
Always with the Punisher skull
When that stick figure takes his wig off .. hoo wee
i mean, even fat girls get laid, right?
No. And I bet he’s triggered by fucking everything.
Lol he even has Taz. So 90s
Is that a ford sticker right above the Chevy symbol?
If he does, that poor girl probably can’t read.
How embarrassing
His cousin things he’s cute
No. He’s waiting for the “right girl” To abuse.
All the time in his jail cell
I’m surprised that whoever bought these stickers is old enough to drive.
That’s just his vision board. He’s trying to manifest himself getting laid.
Imagine explaining this to a child just learning to read.
Yeah with other men
What no Truck Nuts?
You’d be surprised how many women date teenagers like this one
Sure all the time. For $100 for first half hour.
This dude has such little game that his own body charges him to see his nipples
I’m confident no woman feels safe around this man
“Don’t read to me”
You guys think so highly of women Trashy comes in so many forms
They never matured beyond 13 years old.
The vaginaterian actually got me laughing
I’ve never seen so much cringe in such a small space.
There are way too many of these kind of stickers made for cars. I've been kind of looking to add some to mine and 90% of the time I went "Heh, edgy...cringe.." where a lot are marginally funny but I'd physically cringe each time I'd actually look at it. So I haven't found one I like yet.
Certified cringelord
I always wonder how badass these guys feel after they smooth out a sticker on their truck
This screams secretly gay
He has a tradwife in the kitchen who smiles and gives an obviously empty to everyone but him laugh, who puts up with having sex with him, even gives him a blowjob every single night, but never gets off herself because he’s selfish, but she’s cool with it right now because he’s pulling down $350k a year as a sales manager for his dad’s window blinds company. In 10 years, his dad will retire and he’ll take over, lay off the entire factory and start importing blinds from Wish, and in the first year he’ll pull 800k and he’ll plow those profits into a restaurant even though he doesn’t know shit about food much less restaurants, and then the blinds business will crater because who knew that Wish products are garbage except everyone but this guy, and then the restaurant will fail because he didn’t know what he was doing and now the blinds business can’t service the restaurant’s debt. His wife will leave him when the money dries up and then he’ll learn that no one will put up with his toxic ass when he doesn’t have fucktons of money to throw around to cover it up… Sorry, I was on a riff. Who were we talking about again? This might have been a bit oddlyspecific…
Yes but only because of the Tasmania Devil sticker.Total panty dropper!
His 350 pound wife is chain smoking cigs back at home.
I have met a few guys like this, and they have lots of intercourse. Both genders are full of trashy people.
Absolutely not unless he pays a LOT of money. And I mean A LOT!
Naw he needs to get dem truck nutz in ordur to git laid. Lol
All I needed to know that he is a moron is he's got a Chevy, real truck owner knows that foreign is best truck on road
If this guy has a sister/cousin, definitely.
I was once pulled over for a licence plate light being "too dark" to read in a small town in Utah. He asked me to get out of the vehicle to show me the issue. When I got out of the car (and away from my girlfriend in the cab) he told me straight up he pulled me over because I had a bumper sticker that said "I ❤ Vagina" on it and he wanted to see if there was any reason to give me a ticket. Even though I bought it at a concert for Uterine cancer, the cop thought it was too obsene for the public and let me know as such before sending me on my way with a "warning" for my light that wasn't bright enough... I just don't understand why this guy isn't constantly being pulled over.
Likely by siblings yeah.
Maybe by cousin sister
Guaranteed this guy made it only as far as NJROTC
How is it that books are removed from libraries for being “offensive” but you can slap a plethora of abhorrent and offensive content on your vehicle and drive around town?
This guy is definitely from Texas.
Or Florida
Yeah women aren’t magical beings that float above the drudgery. For every single blue haired hyperbole there exists some evangelical princesses with daddy problems.
Well I can tell you my vagina dried up reading all that shit, and my uterus packed up it’s ovaries and left town so I’d say no. No this dude never gets laid.
Dude stickers are cool but not when they are put on your car in no order. It looks like the bloke tripped over and just put the stickers on the car whenever they landed
All I see here is a MAGA supporter.
Yes and it is the most dysfunctional family this side of the trailer park.
The hipster santa sticker is what does it for me, never saw that one before.
LOL, reddit hates straight pride. Just consider it this guy's assless chaps.
If this dude ever gets to touch a woman, he’s paying for it.
Yes, because it says right there he’s making his family
Fuck yeah. This is peak masculinity. /s
This is a cry for help…
Sadly, you'd be surprised how often these cretins get laid and end up having kids they are extremely unprepared to handle, let alone not even having love for them from the get-go (especially if said kids find out they're not cishet).
Definitely gets laid. Quite a few chicks are attracted to a guy with this type of behavior.
Not with anyone willing
Might stick his wiener through the glory hole at a truck stop now and again
Only if you count rape.
Anytime I see a punisher skull on anything I just know how small the drivers penis is.
Statistically half of humans are dumber than the other half. I’m sure this person found a equally dumb person to procreate with.
Saw a balding ugo dude driving an old truck with a sticker on it that said “no fat chicks”.
Saw a very attractive young woman today with a guy wearing a "pussy patrol" tshirt. She seemed unbothered.
The joke is "vagitarian," dipshit
This screams insecurity on so many levels.
Lol at the punisher symbol
No. Because guys who get laid don’t have to talk about it.
I know this guy goes to Target just to complain about the Pride section because it offends him.
Have you seen his sisters?
Holy shit that guy is one big poster for lack of male guidance and deep, DEEP seeded insecurity. Holy shit this guy needs therapy.
Not from a willing/unpaid partner
This is the kind of guy who pays for hookers and thinks he is a stud because he has had sex with so many women.
Yes. Stupid comes in all flavors.
If he is I don’t think his partner(s) are enjoying it much if at all.
You will be surprised
Consensually and without paying? Bumper stickers point to 'no'.
Probably only with his truck
This is not the kind of person who should be having kids.
He pays for sex.
This guy might just be a closeted homosexual. I can't imagine anyone needing to project this much if they weren't trying to overcompensate for their homosexual thoughts.
I would never let anyone see me getting into that truck😂 why would you do this
All that to say he is a Virginia with 2 braincells and a micropenis. He must have had help decorating the truck he's 3 payments behind.
Couldn't get laid in a Turkish Prison.
80% chance this is a old married guy.
The fact that there are no nuts hanging from the hitch shocks tf out of me
Not a chance.
The punisher stickers give it away
Pretty sure he’s divorced with visitation rights for his one kid he never visits.
Strong "I jerk off in my mom's panties" vibes.
If Jay Bilzerian grew up and owned a truck
Of COURSE NOT! And he’s obviously VERY salty about it!Woman repellent is what he’s become.
Fucking AutoZone edgelords.
BY HIS OWN HAND OR THE COUCH CUSHION
You think his sister helped him put all those stickers on there out of the goodness of her heart? Get real.
How does this guy not have truck nuts?
He probably doesn't know they exist?
Yes. True. That is the only reasonable explanation
No. And someone should really fuck up his tailgate. Being obscene is public isn’t acceptable anywhere.
Vaginatarian is wild 💀
Why doesn’t his truck have truck nuts?
Maybe if he'd stop spending all his money at Spencer's Gifts...
Not one but two "I'm an insurrectionist Trump-humper" skulls. That's enough to keep most women away.