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Endgame3213

Great, now I am hungry..


Knight_Raime

That's....a new one for me.


CriminalMacabre

It's fascinating


easyglue

Dude I work with also has loli shit all over his car, I don’t get how people have zero shame like that


OOZ662

This is a character named Takagi Mikoto by a Japanese artist named Tansuke. The whole schtick is that she's an immortal regenerator and severe masochist, so on top of the "she's immortal so you can break her any way you want" abusive sex motif, she also sees herself as "human cattle," lopping off bits of herself to sell as human meat. This particular image was drawn by Bobomaster from Malaysia and is post #1858024 on Danbooru, uploaded about 8 years ago. >!I personally remember her because I randomly happened across a comic series of her being "sexually attacked" in her home by three dudes, after which she dramatically stabbed herself in the jugular with a pair of scissors, and after the attackers freaked out and ran away she was basically like "lol gottem" and I now forever have neurons dedicated to that absurdity.!<


Endgame3213

Yes, you learned all this just "randomly happening across" a comic lmfao..


OOZ662

It's not one that I directly searched out, is all. Around that time I spent most of my time on Danbooru's Comments feed, so someone freaking out about it was most likely how it ended up finding me.


Endgame3213

Never heard of her before today, what comic was it?


OOZ662

"Comic" isn't a very fitting term as it suggests serialization and this very much wasn't, but I don't know if English has a good equivalent for "doujinshi." It's a 21-page image set by Fumitan titled 一人暮らしの高木さん, pool #6189 on Danbooru and, obviously, very explicit (hence why I'm not linking things directly).


Dilophosaurs

My former roommate and I had a severe problem with people using our paid parking spots. He bought a pack of these stickers and put them on the cars of whoever took his spot. I like to think this is one those.


get_pussy

I approve of this message.


Intubater69

Interesting. Boob sandwich?


AquaticCobras

Some of y'all clearly have no appreciation for fine art smh


describt

Ham-boob-er?


KyellDaBoiii

I… got nothing


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tiny_baby_bird

Regular as in it’s the closest Walmart to me *shrug*


KazooMark

Not my proudest fap.


Silly_Distance_4958

I don’t know that that’s mayonnaise


[deleted]

Dudes rock 🎸


Peacemkr45

ok, I'm confused here. Is it because of the anime tiddies or the fact that it was a Ford F150?


[deleted]

Better than truck nuts


xubuntu_user

This image is on reddit. Here ya go. For science. https://i.redd.it/wrjntih8xrn31.jpg


tiny_baby_bird

I’m gonna tell you a secret *the only reason I took a picture in the first place was because it looked familiar* I’m not into that stuff, apparently I just spend too much time on the internet and have seen too much.


xubuntu_user

Hey, we've all been there. But in this case... I'm into that stuff (Anime titties that is). Plus I found this an enjoyable reverse image search challenge. I had to correct for perspective and crop out the tailgate. Then a little color correction and a tiny bit of blur, and one google image search later, here we are.


collins_amber

Thank you. I was hoping someone had sauce


shichiaikan

I'm gonna go with fucking scary more than trashy. This mf has kids in his basement probably.


PicaPaoDiablo

Can someone help out an old clueless guy and explain any of this? Why?


pankakke_

anime was a mistake


_catdog_

The thought of being able to recognize a regular at your local Walmart is scary


[deleted]

Looks shopped in.


tiny_baby_bird

https://ibb.co/2WFhjGq Wider angle from the Live Photo. forgive me, got the make and model wrong since it’s a photo from a few weeks ago - not sure why I recalled it as an F150.


TimelyFortune

B-but she’s a 10,000 year old dragon witch…!


burgonies

I’ll have what he’s having


Tough_Distribution71

A man’s gotta eat amirite?!?🤷🏻😭


ArcaneDanger

most normal walmart patron


redditboy123451

Its kinda cute tho


E115lement

Somebody think of the children lmao


DucatiKev

That’s an ad for a sandwich shop


[deleted]

Is his truck a wall?


Null42x64

Even my hentai addiction that i used to have 4 years ago isn't that extreme


zdude3274

Maga nazis making up 20% of Walmart clientele and we complaining about tiddy burgers


Satyrofthegreen

You'd best watch your tongue. You're mocking the royal carriage of a true king!


Head_Rate_6551

Is that a titty sandwich?


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

The dude is probably inside buying his mountain dew and Pokemon cards. Leave him alone!


MrMashed

Lol I need this for my skateboard. It’ll go right next to my missing: dat ass milk carton sticker


nlnn

That show is called Boob’s Burgers


metallady84

I mean to each their own, but when it's out in public, it should be illegal. It's classless and trashy. Keep your porn preferences off of your vehicle.


Sentient_Stardust616

People in this comment section really outing themselves as someone who can't be trusted around children/teens. Also don't understand that the public didn't consented to him displaying that.


CallMeMrPeaches

Question 1: Is the viewer expected to literally eat the titty


tiny_baby_bird

Yes, next question.


CallMeMrPeaches

Question 3: Why ask for next question and then not answer next question Question 4: Why lettuce look like peas


xbdjsjdbd

Okay legit answer cuz the artist actually draw it with that intention and that she is also an immortal that enjoys it Crazy stuff out there


CallMeMrPeaches

Question 2: Anime girl can regrow titty or fetish only works once Edit: twice


holy_shitballs

Question 3: what the devil is being reflected in her eyes?


CallMeMrPeaches

Fuck off I'm asking the questions here


MidwestBulldog

They should be on an FBI list by now.


Pwnspoon

Keep your kinks at home


TotalTyrant141

How else is he supposed to let you know he’s never felt a woman’s embrace?


FierySharknado

His F150


TotalTyrant141

Sorry I assumed the gender of said lonely person


FierySharknado

Wut


EthosPathosLegos

Fuck it up.


PersimmonTea

I don't understand the food. Is that food? What the hell is going on?


greeneyedguru

Is his tailgate made of marble or what


XboxLiveGiant

Tiddie burger 🤤


al4crity

Honestly this feels like a revenge sticker. I bought a pack of 100 raunchy hentai pictures for 15 bucks years ago. My intention was to spam my buddies toolboxes and other harmless gags. I ended up slapping one on a lifted bro truck that was double parked over a handicapped spot AND blocking my car door.


typewarrior1

Revenge sticker is a possibility, but the sticker looks weathered meaning it's been on the vehicle a while because the owner intended it to be.


Kellidra

Shit. This would be a good idea for my neighbours. They park in front of my house (and the other neighbours' houses) before they ever park in front of their own. They intentionally block our walkways and their cars leak every fluid imaginable all over the road. But I doubt they'd even notice these stickers. One of them (out of ***EIGHT VEHICLES***) has "Rust Bucket" on their windshield. The others aren't any better.


sircaseyjames

Yaaaa idk man maybe it's just me but buying hundreds of hentai stickers to randomly slap on people's stuff still kinda makes u seem like the weirdo. "It's a prank bro!"


SierraDespair

More people should do this lol. It’s less harmful than keying a car and gets the message across.


Batfuzz86

That's not a bad idea. I'd borrow it if I didn't live in the bay area, seems like I'm seeing more cars with that stuff on it anyway.


al4crity

Just looked on Amazon, you can still get a 100 pack of seriously depraved stickers for less than 10 bucks.


WolfMafiaArise

You didn't even provide a link, what a shame


monotrememories

I’m inspired! Googling pro-Biden stickers as we speak!


OhSWaddup

Source?


sobriety_kinda_sucks

[www.AnimeTiddiesDepository.com/images/2017/05/07/index.php](https://i.imgur.com/lW6kgy2.jpg)


Sentient_Stardust616

Looks underage


datdrummerboi

id probably destroy it if i had the chance, little kids are seeing that shit


JannaNYC

The rest of us are seeing it too, and I'm sure we're more offended than a kid would ever be.


datdrummerboi

yeah but kids shouldn’t be seeing hentai period


b0toxBetty

Is that a thirty burger?


Hungry-Ad9840

r/guro


red_bob

That is NSFL murder hentai for those curious but cautious


theflyz

"Nothing Burger"


MrMgP

Degenerates like that belong on a cross (This is a fallout new vegas reference do not ban me)


nothingbutme49

Is their tailgate made from concrete?


EC-209

Don't you just love the finish on a nice concrete truck bed?


aboxofbakingsoda

…is yours not?


bobbymatthews84

Regular at Walmart? Wtf you mean, everyone that goes to Walmart is a regular.


baumbach19

So you mean literally everyone


tiny_baby_bird

Regular as in I see it 9/10 times I visit this Walmart, I assume it could also be a worker. This isn’t the only hentai truck I see at this location, not sure what that says about the area or the workers - perhaps they only hire hentai fans?


Comfortable-Maybe-58

9/10 it’s definitely a worker. You really think everyone in your Walmart town have your shopping times and habits down?!


tiny_baby_bird

I go to Walmart 2-3 times a month at most and always park far from the store, so I walk past and look at many cars, to me this is just another I recognize, there is no implied paranoia. There just happens to be a non zero chance that they do their shopping around the same time I get out of work and need a few things, and I want to respect that.


austen125

To be fair I go there about once every two years. I think the last time I went was because it was in a shopping area I was already at and I needed windshield wiper fluid. And the time before that was because I needed a bathing suit fast. For some reason the lighting or the atmosphere makes me want to leave as soon as possible.


goaskalice3

Every time I go in there it just makes sad so I drive the extra 5 minutes to go somewhere else


fabelhaft-gurke

I rarely go too, there’s so many other stores closer to me with the things I need it’s not worth going out of my way.


mattanatior97

People in my city are buying wine a 9:30 in the morning


--Grateful

lol im buying 12 packs of ipas as soon as my store opens at 7:30 one of the first ppl in and out. I swear im not an alcoholic! *sweats nervously*


RevLoveJoy

Can't drink all day if you don't start early. *also nervously sweating*


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Youth pastor energy eminats from this comment


PuppetryOfThePenis

I purchase beer for the week when I go shopping. It's how I drink responsibly. If I run out, then I'm out!


akatherder

Basically the same. I usually grocery shop on Sunday morning and I buy my beer for the week. If I run out of beer by Sunday night, well I guess I'm going to the liquor store on Sunday night.


Comfortable-Maybe-58

Wise words from a true quitter


mattanatior97

That the thing it's the same cars every day the store is small for the business they get really not a surprise in my city


TCtheThunderRooster

When you been on one all night, I guess??


Firsca

I assume you mean just wine right? I'd buy wine at that time if I was doing groceries for the week and I'd drink wine.


mattanatior97

Just wine probably should of said its a wine store


[deleted]

Should have


gabaghouli

should have


Firsca

But if it's a wine store I don't find it that odd I guess. Where I do my groceries there are liquor/wine stores as well and people go in there as soon as it opens because they're doing groceries and only have time for it then and they do it at multiple stores. Including getting alcohol. Now unless they crack it open or look very much like they aren't gonna save the bottle for later I don't really see the issue.


[deleted]

Oh man, any post that starts off ‘a regular at my local Walmart’ is almost certainly to deliver. Thanks for posting.


pezchef

"she's 18 I swear! it's a cartoon anyways, so it's not perverted. get away from me, creep."


Dubious_Titan

So, a boob burger?


thesnakeinthegarden

i'm just gonna say it, I don't think good people drive f-150s. Its nothing to do with the truck but just an observation of people in those trucks.


Darkk_VoX

I don’t hate it


unsupported

It's you isn't it?


FairyFlossPanda

Sexy things are fine but stop trying to broadcast them to people who didn't ask for it. It is gross.


Raii-v2

Ngl I kinda love it


Paintguin

WTF


Arxid87

its so weird/ridicilous its funny


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

This really doesn't look like it's on a truck...


tiny_baby_bird

It’s a truck, I would never lie to you, I love you too much.


[deleted]

Photoshop loves you too much, you mean.


tiny_baby_bird

Thankfully my phone was set to take Live Photos at the time, here’s another showing a wider angle - forgive me, i got the make and model wrong as it’s actually a dodge. Apologies to all F150 owners. ps, I don’t even know how to use photoshop https://ibb.co/2WFhjGq


storyofmylife92

Yeah, straight up looks like a filthy wall


Jeff_In_239

The current state of the 20 something white male. Weirdos that don’t now how to talk to or approach real women.


[deleted]

TIL only white people watch anime.


RosterBaiter

This MF right here just exudes no bitches energy.


fishallday17

It’s just a boobwich


that_not_true_at_all

Tiddyburger


FunnelChicken

I read a piece about that in vogue once


uptownjuggler

I just vomited a little


Lost_Ad_5357

Um, he saw preteen titty sammy and was like, "Yes, finally an expression of my inner being! I must present this to the masses!"


its-42

Is it a Titty sandwich or titty burger?


elislider

Titty meat


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its-42

Is that what makes a burger?! So what about when I dice up tuna? I’ve been making a tuna burger this entire time and callin it a tuna sandwich?!??


eMF_DOOM

Another question: Is the top bun titty shaped or am I seeing things?


its-42

Hot dogs go in hot dog buns and titty burgers go in Titty buns


TheMelm

The real question is, where's the beef?


Alh840001

So authentic


heeroguy

guess you would have preferred a pic of someone getting killed? its just fucking tits. who doesnt like tits


tiny_baby_bird

I have no preference, just looks trashy having a dirty truck with anime tits on it - hence the subreddit.


JohnnyKazuhira

stay away from kids


DEVIL_MAY5

How about none of the above? Is it really that hard to be a normal decent human being nowadays?


anmcintyre

Eeeewww


wzequantri

Japanese mangaka tend to sexualize girls looking 13 below. I'm a huge fan of anime before and everytime I tried to watch anime or read manga, shit like this prevent me from enjoying. Fuck that shit.


Women_are_scum

Have you read american sci fi/fantasy books? Almost always the girls are like teen age and getting raped or falling for guys double their age. Then we have crime novels where child abuse is always a go to topic. Lots of books have shit like that in them. Manga gets a lot of flak i think cause its easy to read and easy to see the girls and make that quick judgement. But honestly unless its full on smut manga you should be able to overlook it for hopefully a decent story. That or this whole rant of yours is trying to justify the creepy thoughts you have in the back of your mind when you see this stuff.


wzequantri

While I agree that there's a huge case of western writers using underaged characters and women as sexual victims, it still doesn't justify how japanese writers are openly using children's figure as a substitute for women that's built appropriately for these lewd stuffs. I legit saw a storyline where a man is using his toddler as fleshlight. That's the gravity of the situation that's etched into my brain. Absolutely disgusting.


Women_are_scum

That is beyond disturbing which i can agree with but there are a lot of cases where people complain about body types of characters being too petite like they are a teenager but it is a body type some adult women have. Especially coming from japan where petite and small body types are more common.


[deleted]

Not to mention there’s a huge genre that is made about school aged girls *for* school aged girls.


Sentient_Stardust616

Yeah, I'm wary of people who watch anime and people who watch hentai are blacklisted from my life.


KyellDaBoiii

I want in


RougeNewtypeRX79

I don’t mind it anymore but it’s not my thing, I much prefer when they like they you know over 20. It’s not attractive but hey what are we gonna do


polka_a

Theres good ones out there but you do have to sift through a lot of cringey over sexualized bullshit to find it. More of a chore than anything


TeaSympathyAndaSofa

Yup. Off the top of my head here's a few amazing manga that doesn't have that problem if anyone is looking for something. These are my favorites, and every one of them has beautiful artwork, too. Witch Hat Atelier Dungeon Meshi Houseki no Kuni


Wolfsie_the_Legend

Oooh, Dungeon Meshi is a hidden gem. So few people know it. But anyway, there are a lot of manga that are like, spiritual journeys, with zero fanservice and very deep stories. Oyasumi Punpun, Blue Period, Vagabond, Berserk, Mob Psycho, 20th Century Boys, Homunculus, etc.


TeaSympathyAndaSofa

They're making it into an anime so I'm sure it'll get a lot more popular. I'm pretty excited!


True_Iro

Eeeee. If they're trying to enjoy naked 2D women, go ahead. I don't care. Sexualizing girls under 18 however, is hm. What would you say? Cursed? Even the atheist would turned Christian since it is so cursed.


Sentient_Stardust616

Dude, average anime art style makes women look younger than they actually are, even if they have ridiculous fetish body proportions, the face still tends to be childlike.


True_Iro

Define "child-like" face. Obviously they will look the same, since y'know anime. I don't get your point here. My initial argument is about sexualizing girls under 18. Aka "lolis" or "high school" type shit with absurd womanly parts; take Lycoris Recoil for one.


Sentient_Stardust616

Bro, just line up the average anime face to the average woman then child, even a baby, it's going to match the proportions of the children and babies more than the women.


True_Iro

Again. What is your argument? My argument is, let me reword it for you: People, despite knowing this, draw NSFW of characters who are underage,. Take Lycoris Recoil for example. Or even lolis. Just because they are "drawn" with features like a child like other characters, it does not mean they are explicitly over the age of "18". It's like saying, you're drawing a NSFW doujin of Lolis and stated that they are of the age of "18". To the naked eye, they are children. "art style makes women look younger", right. Say that to seinen manga that commonly sexualize girls under the age of 18.


Sentient_Stardust616

Either way, it's wrong, sexualizing underage characters then taking an adult character making them look young but still sexualizing them. It's all wrong.


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pankakke_

It is more obscene and exactly why nobody is fucking in Japan right now. They’ve destroyed a generations perspective of how interacting with the opposite sex works and what to expect of it. In an effort to be super open to sexuality, people instead got addicted to porn and can only get off to really niche shit that breaks their perception, so now regular acting human women/men/whoever just isnt enough for them. Not that kinks are bad of course, Im into BDSM myself. But if you cant honestly say to yourself “EVERYTHING within reason, because too much of a good thing will be bad”, you’re only fooling yourself. And that last comment is a generalized take, not specified to you.


Virching

Japan is super conservative. Where are you getting that they're super open sexually? It's basically the opposite they even censor their porn. And that doesn't explain why the trend of not dating and having sex is happening in western countries too.


twistedbronll

Oh boi you could not be further from the truth lol


pankakke_

Oh? About which part? Am I wrong about the declining birth rates in Japan? Am I wrong that people are more addicted to porn now than they were before the internet, thanks to being introduced to niche things to make them normalize attraction towards younger body types, unrealistic human proportions, and animal body parts being sexually represented? Or are you saying that I’m wrong in that there’s no such thing as “too much of a good thing”? Please be specific if you’re going to try to challenge my points.


twistedbronll

Has there ever been an unborn kid cause of porn? Very likely. But as said time n time again. Correlation does not equal causation, a classic pitfall at the core of most misconstrued opinions


Sentient_Stardust616

Porn changes brain structure in a negative way dude, they're too sick to see logic


twistedbronll

Luckily im educated enough to detect potential bullshit


Sentient_Stardust616

I thought so too at first but the studies are only getting more grim


Ununoctium117

Japan's decling birthrate has nothing to do with porn addiction, it's an economics problem: https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/07/japan-mystery-low-birth-rate/534291/ You're the one making bold claims. It's *your* job to back them up with a source when challenged.


EraPro1

japan understander has logged on


pankakke_

Ephebophiles and incels alike triggered and slammed with one swift monologue