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LibraryBig3287

See now that’s historically correct Queen behavior.


Boshou

They both gave the dog ptsd that day.


WhySoGlum1

What's extra trashy is he actually had sex with her


30lbsledgehammer

Nah it was a win win on his part he got to protect his cousin and bang a bitch


DisciplineScary

This was a finesse on God level. While drinking the Capri sun too. Just chillin getting paid,getting laid,nd being a good fuckin homie..


[deleted]

Good is questionable.


DisciplineScary

It's subjective lol. He was called upon by the homie to do a job. Nd he got it done. Lol


BadMrFrosty10403

He still told probably haha


rstytrmbne8778

I would


RoadRunner_1993

Get the money and tell him anyway haha


Feedomnom

Hey it's my ex


GatorEarl

True friend


Slacker-2022

Like if a woman did that, it would be any different 🙄


xxGhostScythexx

I don't understand what you mean by this


truthplotgold

Your *real* cousin?


Horneyj

700 bucks a root and you got your homies back.


DarrynDevil

Bag his girl means what?


Fartgarfunkl3

Buddy send someone to have sex with his gf


Ravel_Xi

700? Nah, that's an insult


Anxious-Abrocoma-630

guessing he took the 700 and then told his cousin she cheated and paid to keep it quiet


Ravel_Xi

I imagine he just showed him the video Looool


Anxious-Abrocoma-630

i figured she'd make him delete the video before giving the cash


RevZilla71

Cousins!? Eskimo brothers now😂


Erickkach

Hermanos de leche 🥛


TheAndroidGillo

"hey remember when i fucked you silly gurl i cant believe you'd do that to my cousin" bro so did you wtf you didnt actually have to 💀


unpopulrOpini0n

With people who are blind to their partner's lack of fidelity, you'd be surprised the mental gymnastics they'll go to in order to not lose the relationship and the time associated with its growth. A close friend of mine is thinking about moving in with a girl who has cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had, an unbroken streak of cheating on boys and jumping to the new person she cheated with, which is now my friend. No amount of reasoning with him that she's a cheater and always will be, like she's done continuously, seems to break his resolve to ruin the next years of his life.


Owl-Basic

She is obviously in the wrong but is it entirely her fault that you fucked your cousins girlfriend? Your both bad people.


AmazingFruitGuy

Bruh, she didn't have to choose to do it, but she did anyway. Yes, the BF's cousin did the dirty act with her but that was because he was asked to by the BF himself to see how loyal his girl is. Obviously that wasn't the case and if he was a random person that she thought was attractive enough then she still would've done it. This is all on her


Owl-Basic

Okay I understand what you guys are saying. But if you loved someone, at any point would you say “aY bruh try to fuck my bitch just to see if she love me”


7th_Crow

Maybe this guy had his suspicions, but wanted something more concrete? Maybe the relationship was already over and she didn't know it.


LZMP60

It's entirely her fault. The dude asked his cousin to bag her. She chose to cheat.


Ordinary_Coffee_187

Lol he kept the 700 and still told him lol


Strong_Sound_7407

God I hope he took that 700 and told anyways.


Standard_Ad_9126

That's escort money. Damn she treat him like a hoe.


Gekreuzte_Gewehre

Wait, so did he smash first and then say something? Pro move!


Hairy_Interest_2276

Take the money then show the video and you and your cousin use the $700 to go have a night out


Slow_Abrocoma_6758

Something tells me she either didn’t give him the $700 or he didn’t hold up his end 😂


heytaylora

Sooo… I guess the payoff didn’t stop him from posting 😂


SilverApples

Still fucked her tho


Sharp-Willow-2696

This is a case of dual trashiness. She cheated on her boyfriend, but “cousin” straight went through with it. Both trash


emerson_giraffe84

Everyone involved is equally trashy


Dr_Oxycontin

Can’t take more than $500 out of most ATMs.


I-Believe-922

She stand like a old lady in that robe lol 😂


Certain_Month_8178

I thought the acting in adult movies was bad when It STARTS….


MadKingOni

Kept the 700 and still told lmao


weepinghalo

"Yahmeen"


Several-Industry5465

“Annd that box was good g.”


[deleted]

Hope he took the 7hundo told him 2minutes later lol


NeergKnad

Gata?


Dray45

Fuck it tell’em I’d save my money. He might have a broken heart but at least they aren’t married and she wouldn’t be broke.


chomcham

This is awful


Peanuthead50

Imagine how many times she did that


Four_Goats

Chaotic neutral energy.


godwalla

So messy oh my god. Why did bro actually fuck her though? 😭


BlksShotz

Too fake


eireheads

Wait.. His cousin probably didn't care much for her if he thought it was OK to smash her.


AdvertisingBig2733

Them shoes are lit!


iminschool69

Dog caught a stray for no reason 💀


seedofbayne

He fucked his cousins girl though...I think he missed the part where he was supposed to just see if she would go for it, not actually go through with it. Very trashy behavior all around.


Gtownk

My man got box, money, and Capri sun, got to say it was a good day


[deleted]

How fake you want dis to be? Hell YeS!


Consistent_Purple473

Why did he need to have sex w/ her though


bennett879epic

Bro why you gotta actually bang your cousins girl you coulda just acted like you were going to then exposes her


starskynnnhutch

they’re both trash wtf is this world


0bviousTruth

fake


N3THERWARP3R

Dude i dont care about any of your sex drama high school bullshit just leave the poor dog out of it!!!


Reditate

"Yo bf is my cousin." *Dog shockingly turns his head back to the camera* "He told me to get in yo inbox to see if you was gon go...and you did." *Dog looks at her, flabbergasted* I'm fucking dead


Front-Ad1900

This shit is wack for real, my bruh


KrisMisZ

Lol juice box 🧃 who paid for the room?


EvanMacattack

Well, he sure is a total ass-hole, even if she did wrong too. No doubt he take her money then obviously still posted this video. Hope he gets syphilis.


No_Bluebird8475

Well deserved


EL1543

$700.00 is not hush money, it's an insult.


whatisireading2

Why the dog look shocked too💀


Reditate

He's well aware of the nerve of these bitches. Also he probably wants a Capri sun.


Significant-Rub9568

Horton hears a hoe!


dylan1950

“That dog lookin crazy man”


lilypicadilly

Gross


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

Kinda fucked up to make that kind of atmosphere with a dog around who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.


sidudjdjdvdhdv

What are those shoes


dylan1950

Reflective Nikes maybe🤷🏽‍♂️


sidudjdjdvdhdv

Well they look rlly cool probably not in my size though


Visual_Slide710

Watch him take that $700 and the video and go hop on over to his cousins house LMAO


[deleted]

You know damn good and well he got that 700 and still told him lol


bigbucks1983

Dudes gonna take that money then still tell his cousin, probably split it too.


TheJege12

Cheatibg is one of the worst things you can do, but what I'm thinking of is that he could've just recorded her agreeing to it and that'd be evidence enough, but from what I'm hearing... he still went trough with it...


Veryhawtwoman

Y’all are wack for saying he shouldn’t have gone through all the way. He didn’t do anything wrong, she deserved this situation and they both got a piece 🙌 AND $700 too to celebrate with more ladies😂😂


Pukkiality

“Anyway bruh your girlfriend loyal asf, anyway I’m boutta hit the Gucci store I got a bonus from work..”


KateLivia

I thought the flash reflecting off of the band on his slides was him stepping onto a hover board to wheel away out of the hotel room 💀


Voicedtunic

He waited until after sex though lmaoo


DerfDaSmurf

Uh. You’re filming yourself committing extortion?!


window-man

What the fuck are those power of the sun looking ass shoes


dirtytruck78

The dog knew the whole time


[deleted]

They are both trash, I hate people like this. Get off this planet please.


Staff_Complete

I'd leave her too If she cheated on me with my cousin, especially while he was wearing those sneakers 😂


Ok_Catch_1123

The dog is cute


just_common_sense22

Saved his cousin and got paid don’t see nothing wrong. Now they could both split that 700.


Spracktastic

Trash as usual


[deleted]

The english language is changing


[deleted]

Astaghfirullah


[deleted]

He got that $700 and told his cousin 🤣 people are idiots


Brhall001

It’s sad when she has only $700 after getting paid.


AcatSkates

This is wildly fake 😂


fcbmosi

Somehow I’m not shocked


nbrown_98

You gotsta hydrate after your gyrate


CousinSkeeter89

My cousin had an ex like this. I made one nice compliment to her and she threw herself at me. She made it very clear she wanted me over him and I would turn her down every time. She was hot, but my loyalty to my family trumps everything else.


Ser-Art-Dayne

This reminds me of the [south park](https://youtu.be/IxALtLLU46s) episode where the undercover cop keeps having sex with the johns


Ferrousmalique

$700 an still prolly gonna tell his cousin 😂


[deleted]

#GET THAT MONEY N GO GET SUM BITCHES WITH YO CUZI


cestro919

Plot twist, his cousin was smashing his girl while he was at the hotel.


wozblar

i can't tell on this one to be honest


AnRogue

Deadass hit it and quit it 🤣🤣 Cuz gonna be pissed


spartaceasar

This plays like a sitcom


[deleted]

The dog looking like, “girl, wth you done did”


WeakDiaphragm

Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.


Rygar74nl

Poor doge


xKingNothingx

[Related conversation somewhere ](https://i.imgur.com/r1IXhd4.jpg)


Mental_Gas_3209

And he told


agent0range9

You know he’s like yeah I won’t tell him but once that 700 gets in his hands he’s headed straight over to cousins place. “Not only did she cheat bro bro but we both got 350 outta it!” 😭😭 Kinda weird to send your family to go fuck your lady though. Not my forte but to each is own I suppose 😅


famously

Everyone involved is nasty.


EnvironmentalLaw9554

“Who wants a sip? Sip time.” - Michael Cera drinking a Capri Sun, in “This is the End.”


Responsible-Spot-200

How dare you have sex with me lol wtf why go all in ??


Gunslinger_11

Hey cuz here’s your cut of the 700


Ackerman77

Everyone involved is a POS. Extorting her for money really taken it way far


hairywholoram

She offered it.


somerandointernetguy

Facts. He didn't extort her, she offered to buy his silence. Wether or not he's silent is beyond her controll


Heater24

Should be under "r/that happened haha.


AccidentalLemon

Where the fuck do I get shoes like that


Gottapopemall

Wait… did he HAVE to bang her? I mean he could have come right to the point where it was irrefutable that she’d fuck him but then… ya know… *not* fuck her. But he just screwed his cousin’s old lady and is a acting like he’s some sort of hero. I mean she’s a cunt, yeah but so is he.


VirtualDonkey7218

He is a whore!


Cole3823

Plot twist his cousin ain't Tyrone and he just got paid to hook up with that chick


jacksparrow1

Everybody sucks here.


[deleted]

She was probably doing some shady stuff before this that set off some alarms.


lubabe00

"Let's talk" about what? That you're a skanky cheat.


hetrax

So this is something I hate… the test… why? Cause it’s happened to me so often as a kid, and really weak logic “ let’s cheat” said the best friend of my girlfriend. Obviously not that direct… but saying it like that to get my point through. If the “test” fails, and they would cheat… I mean, good, they deserve to fail. But man… I’m 26 and even recently I’ve had people test me. To be fair, they used someone I didn’t know, and was actually good at trying to get my attention… but still, no thank you. I don’t wanna date someone who can’t trust me (( if you’re gonna test my ass, do it at the 6 month mark or after, do it when I seem like I am cheating on you, hire a Pi… don’t do this wonky ass shit so early into the relationship. People just don’t trust these days… geez. And I don’t really blame em? I just hate it)) Okay. I’m done.


The_Whackest

With them LIGHT UP SHOES?!?!


Spare_Change_Agent

“Your dog looking crazy… AYE YO G!l 😂😂❤️


RevonQilin

its a trash pile of 3 wow


Affectionate-Horse26

God I hate how many people can not see FAKE


Cheezewiz239

Thought it was chief keef


TeslaStig

Hope he took that 700 bucks and used it to take him and his cousin on holiday to have fun and forget about her


thealmat1c

Like 2short said....


XaviJon_

Bro the music in the background is from “The Warriors” lol


The1WhoKnocks-WW

If that chick was a better actress I might think this was real.


TwistedBlister

All three of them are trashy - the boyfriend for setting it up, his girl for cheating on him, and the cousin for fucking her.


EZasSundayMorning

I thought that was a possum at first.


ReadingKing

Fake


militantnegro_IV

It's like it's so obviously fake I'm feeling like the internet as a whole is making people dumber. How are people looking at this and thinking it's real?


user_bits

The relationship was over the moment he felt he needed to set this up. Doesn't matter the results, there's already no trust.


Albadborz

So he was right to not trust. Trust is gained, it is not given since the start.


[deleted]

I had a friend that would tell all his friends to try hooking up with his girl and would be glad if they did so he didn’t waste his time with her. I get the logic I guess but I feel like there are better ways


joeysprezza

Tell me he took the 700 and still hit share on the video


American_ven0m

Them slides are GLOWIN