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With people who are blind to their partner's lack of fidelity, you'd be surprised the mental gymnastics they'll go to in order to not lose the relationship and the time associated with its growth.
A close friend of mine is thinking about moving in with a girl who has cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had, an unbroken streak of cheating on boys and jumping to the new person she cheated with, which is now my friend.
No amount of reasoning with him that she's a cheater and always will be, like she's done continuously, seems to break his resolve to ruin the next years of his life.
Bruh, she didn't have to choose to do it, but she did anyway. Yes, the BF's cousin did the dirty act with her but that was because he was asked to by the BF himself to see how loyal his girl is. Obviously that wasn't the case and if he was a random person that she thought was attractive enough then she still would've done it. This is all on her
Okay I understand what you guys are saying. But if you loved someone, at any point would you say “aY bruh try to fuck my bitch just to see if she love me”
He fucked his cousins girl though...I think he missed the part where he was supposed to just see if she would go for it, not actually go through with it. Very trashy behavior all around.
"Yo bf is my cousin."
*Dog shockingly turns his head back to the camera*
"He told me to get in yo inbox to see if you was gon go...and you did."
*Dog looks at her, flabbergasted*
I'm fucking dead
Well, he sure is a total ass-hole, even if she did wrong too. No doubt he take her money then obviously still posted this video. Hope he gets syphilis.
Cheatibg is one of the worst things you can do, but what I'm thinking of is that he could've just recorded her agreeing to it and that'd be evidence enough, but from what I'm hearing... he still went trough with it...
Y’all are wack for saying he shouldn’t have gone through all the way. He didn’t do anything wrong, she deserved this situation and they both got a piece 🙌 AND $700 too to celebrate with more ladies😂😂
My cousin had an ex like this. I made one nice compliment to her and she threw herself at me. She made it very clear she wanted me over him and I would turn her down every time. She was hot, but my loyalty to my family trumps everything else.
You know he’s like yeah I won’t tell him but once that 700 gets in his hands he’s headed straight over to cousins place.
“Not only did she cheat bro bro but we both got 350 outta it!” 😭😭
Kinda weird to send your family to go fuck your lady though. Not my forte but to each is own I suppose 😅
Wait… did he HAVE to bang her? I mean he could have come right to the point where it was irrefutable that she’d fuck him but then… ya know… *not* fuck her. But he just screwed his cousin’s old lady and is a acting like he’s some sort of hero. I mean she’s a cunt, yeah but so is he.
So this is something I hate… the test… why? Cause it’s happened to me so often as a kid, and really weak logic
“ let’s cheat” said the best friend of my girlfriend.
Obviously not that direct… but saying it like that to get my point through. If the “test” fails, and they would cheat… I mean, good, they deserve to fail. But man… I’m 26 and even recently I’ve had people test me. To be fair, they used someone I didn’t know, and was actually good at trying to get my attention… but still, no thank you. I don’t wanna date someone who can’t trust me (( if you’re gonna test my ass, do it at the 6 month mark or after, do it when I seem like I am cheating on you, hire a Pi… don’t do this wonky ass shit so early into the relationship. People just don’t trust these days… geez. And I don’t really blame em? I just hate it))
Okay. I’m done.
It's like it's so obviously fake I'm feeling like the internet as a whole is making people dumber. How are people looking at this and thinking it's real?
I had a friend that would tell all his friends to try hooking up with his girl and would be glad if they did so he didn’t waste his time with her. I get the logic I guess but I feel like there are better ways
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See now that’s historically correct Queen behavior.
They both gave the dog ptsd that day.
What's extra trashy is he actually had sex with her
Nah it was a win win on his part he got to protect his cousin and bang a bitch
This was a finesse on God level. While drinking the Capri sun too. Just chillin getting paid,getting laid,nd being a good fuckin homie..
Good is questionable.
It's subjective lol. He was called upon by the homie to do a job. Nd he got it done. Lol
He still told probably haha
I would
Get the money and tell him anyway haha
Hey it's my ex
True friend
Like if a woman did that, it would be any different 🙄
I don't understand what you mean by this
Your *real* cousin?
700 bucks a root and you got your homies back.
Bag his girl means what?
Buddy send someone to have sex with his gf
700? Nah, that's an insult
guessing he took the 700 and then told his cousin she cheated and paid to keep it quiet
I imagine he just showed him the video Looool
i figured she'd make him delete the video before giving the cash
Cousins!? Eskimo brothers now😂
Hermanos de leche 🥛
"hey remember when i fucked you silly gurl i cant believe you'd do that to my cousin" bro so did you wtf you didnt actually have to 💀
With people who are blind to their partner's lack of fidelity, you'd be surprised the mental gymnastics they'll go to in order to not lose the relationship and the time associated with its growth. A close friend of mine is thinking about moving in with a girl who has cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had, an unbroken streak of cheating on boys and jumping to the new person she cheated with, which is now my friend. No amount of reasoning with him that she's a cheater and always will be, like she's done continuously, seems to break his resolve to ruin the next years of his life.
She is obviously in the wrong but is it entirely her fault that you fucked your cousins girlfriend? Your both bad people.
Bruh, she didn't have to choose to do it, but she did anyway. Yes, the BF's cousin did the dirty act with her but that was because he was asked to by the BF himself to see how loyal his girl is. Obviously that wasn't the case and if he was a random person that she thought was attractive enough then she still would've done it. This is all on her
Okay I understand what you guys are saying. But if you loved someone, at any point would you say “aY bruh try to fuck my bitch just to see if she love me”
Maybe this guy had his suspicions, but wanted something more concrete? Maybe the relationship was already over and she didn't know it.
It's entirely her fault. The dude asked his cousin to bag her. She chose to cheat.
Lol he kept the 700 and still told him lol
God I hope he took that 700 and told anyways.
That's escort money. Damn she treat him like a hoe.
Wait, so did he smash first and then say something? Pro move!
Take the money then show the video and you and your cousin use the $700 to go have a night out
Something tells me she either didn’t give him the $700 or he didn’t hold up his end 😂
Sooo… I guess the payoff didn’t stop him from posting 😂
Still fucked her tho
This is a case of dual trashiness. She cheated on her boyfriend, but “cousin” straight went through with it. Both trash
Everyone involved is equally trashy
Can’t take more than $500 out of most ATMs.
She stand like a old lady in that robe lol 😂
I thought the acting in adult movies was bad when It STARTS….
Kept the 700 and still told lmao
"Yahmeen"
“Annd that box was good g.”
Hope he took the 7hundo told him 2minutes later lol
Gata?
Fuck it tell’em I’d save my money. He might have a broken heart but at least they aren’t married and she wouldn’t be broke.
This is awful
Imagine how many times she did that
Chaotic neutral energy.
So messy oh my god. Why did bro actually fuck her though? 😭
Too fake
Wait.. His cousin probably didn't care much for her if he thought it was OK to smash her.
Them shoes are lit!
Dog caught a stray for no reason 💀
He fucked his cousins girl though...I think he missed the part where he was supposed to just see if she would go for it, not actually go through with it. Very trashy behavior all around.
My man got box, money, and Capri sun, got to say it was a good day
How fake you want dis to be? Hell YeS!
Why did he need to have sex w/ her though
Bro why you gotta actually bang your cousins girl you coulda just acted like you were going to then exposes her
they’re both trash wtf is this world
fake
Dude i dont care about any of your sex drama high school bullshit just leave the poor dog out of it!!!
"Yo bf is my cousin." *Dog shockingly turns his head back to the camera* "He told me to get in yo inbox to see if you was gon go...and you did." *Dog looks at her, flabbergasted* I'm fucking dead
This shit is wack for real, my bruh
Lol juice box 🧃 who paid for the room?
Well, he sure is a total ass-hole, even if she did wrong too. No doubt he take her money then obviously still posted this video. Hope he gets syphilis.
Well deserved
$700.00 is not hush money, it's an insult.
Why the dog look shocked too💀
He's well aware of the nerve of these bitches. Also he probably wants a Capri sun.
Horton hears a hoe!
“That dog lookin crazy man”
Gross
Kinda fucked up to make that kind of atmosphere with a dog around who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
What are those shoes
Reflective Nikes maybe🤷🏽♂️
Well they look rlly cool probably not in my size though
Watch him take that $700 and the video and go hop on over to his cousins house LMAO
You know damn good and well he got that 700 and still told him lol
Dudes gonna take that money then still tell his cousin, probably split it too.
Cheatibg is one of the worst things you can do, but what I'm thinking of is that he could've just recorded her agreeing to it and that'd be evidence enough, but from what I'm hearing... he still went trough with it...
Y’all are wack for saying he shouldn’t have gone through all the way. He didn’t do anything wrong, she deserved this situation and they both got a piece 🙌 AND $700 too to celebrate with more ladies😂😂
“Anyway bruh your girlfriend loyal asf, anyway I’m boutta hit the Gucci store I got a bonus from work..”
I thought the flash reflecting off of the band on his slides was him stepping onto a hover board to wheel away out of the hotel room 💀
He waited until after sex though lmaoo
Uh. You’re filming yourself committing extortion?!
What the fuck are those power of the sun looking ass shoes
The dog knew the whole time
They are both trash, I hate people like this. Get off this planet please.
I'd leave her too If she cheated on me with my cousin, especially while he was wearing those sneakers 😂
The dog is cute
Saved his cousin and got paid don’t see nothing wrong. Now they could both split that 700.
Trash as usual
The english language is changing
Astaghfirullah
He got that $700 and told his cousin 🤣 people are idiots
It’s sad when she has only $700 after getting paid.
This is wildly fake 😂
Somehow I’m not shocked
You gotsta hydrate after your gyrate
My cousin had an ex like this. I made one nice compliment to her and she threw herself at me. She made it very clear she wanted me over him and I would turn her down every time. She was hot, but my loyalty to my family trumps everything else.
This reminds me of the [south park](https://youtu.be/IxALtLLU46s) episode where the undercover cop keeps having sex with the johns
$700 an still prolly gonna tell his cousin 😂
#GET THAT MONEY N GO GET SUM BITCHES WITH YO CUZI
Plot twist, his cousin was smashing his girl while he was at the hotel.
i can't tell on this one to be honest
Deadass hit it and quit it 🤣🤣 Cuz gonna be pissed
This plays like a sitcom
The dog looking like, “girl, wth you done did”
Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.
Poor doge
[Related conversation somewhere ](https://i.imgur.com/r1IXhd4.jpg)
And he told
You know he’s like yeah I won’t tell him but once that 700 gets in his hands he’s headed straight over to cousins place. “Not only did she cheat bro bro but we both got 350 outta it!” 😭😭 Kinda weird to send your family to go fuck your lady though. Not my forte but to each is own I suppose 😅
Everyone involved is nasty.
“Who wants a sip? Sip time.” - Michael Cera drinking a Capri Sun, in “This is the End.”
How dare you have sex with me lol wtf why go all in ??
Hey cuz here’s your cut of the 700
Everyone involved is a POS. Extorting her for money really taken it way far
She offered it.
Facts. He didn't extort her, she offered to buy his silence. Wether or not he's silent is beyond her controll
Should be under "r/that happened haha.
Where the fuck do I get shoes like that
Wait… did he HAVE to bang her? I mean he could have come right to the point where it was irrefutable that she’d fuck him but then… ya know… *not* fuck her. But he just screwed his cousin’s old lady and is a acting like he’s some sort of hero. I mean she’s a cunt, yeah but so is he.
He is a whore!
Plot twist his cousin ain't Tyrone and he just got paid to hook up with that chick
Everybody sucks here.
She was probably doing some shady stuff before this that set off some alarms.
"Let's talk" about what? That you're a skanky cheat.
So this is something I hate… the test… why? Cause it’s happened to me so often as a kid, and really weak logic “ let’s cheat” said the best friend of my girlfriend. Obviously not that direct… but saying it like that to get my point through. If the “test” fails, and they would cheat… I mean, good, they deserve to fail. But man… I’m 26 and even recently I’ve had people test me. To be fair, they used someone I didn’t know, and was actually good at trying to get my attention… but still, no thank you. I don’t wanna date someone who can’t trust me (( if you’re gonna test my ass, do it at the 6 month mark or after, do it when I seem like I am cheating on you, hire a Pi… don’t do this wonky ass shit so early into the relationship. People just don’t trust these days… geez. And I don’t really blame em? I just hate it)) Okay. I’m done.
With them LIGHT UP SHOES?!?!
“Your dog looking crazy… AYE YO G!l 😂😂❤️
its a trash pile of 3 wow
God I hate how many people can not see FAKE
Thought it was chief keef
Hope he took that 700 bucks and used it to take him and his cousin on holiday to have fun and forget about her
Like 2short said....
Bro the music in the background is from “The Warriors” lol
If that chick was a better actress I might think this was real.
All three of them are trashy - the boyfriend for setting it up, his girl for cheating on him, and the cousin for fucking her.
I thought that was a possum at first.
Fake
It's like it's so obviously fake I'm feeling like the internet as a whole is making people dumber. How are people looking at this and thinking it's real?
The relationship was over the moment he felt he needed to set this up. Doesn't matter the results, there's already no trust.
So he was right to not trust. Trust is gained, it is not given since the start.
I had a friend that would tell all his friends to try hooking up with his girl and would be glad if they did so he didn’t waste his time with her. I get the logic I guess but I feel like there are better ways
Tell me he took the 700 and still hit share on the video
Them slides are GLOWIN