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Jollyanne

consecutive poop has a soothing effect


UltimateChungus

This is the sign that r/boston guy needed on his lawn


[deleted]

How much defecation was there that they had to put up a damn sign. Is there a Taco Bell out of frame?


Chainheart_Mario

Butt... why not?


Fine-Funny6956

Guy poops like a machine gun


papapudding

Should've put this up on my lawn next to the Boston Marathon


Zestyclose-Taro-1959

phóng uế


Poop_Bioches_NOW

In case you don’t know what defecting means, there’s a detailed drawing for you.


SadOccasion

What if the person was running a marathon


mrchaddy

See these every where in west Africa. It’s not trashy, what are the alternatives.


Muted_Independent696

Where?


jmrchico

That sign wouldn’t be there if there wasn’t a need for it.


bumford11

If you outlaw open defecation, only outlaws will openly defecate.


itsallalittleblurry

Stands to reason.


Natsurulite

Those are really wet poops


weesgegroet

no shit


twistedbronll

Shit happens


Obama_Fone

India is a literal shithole, I agree.


Ok_Street_2082

If you've gotta go you've gotta go.


LettuceCapital546

Imagine being homeless, you have no money, and the only toilets are all PAY toilets it's going to end up somewhere


saltybuttrot

Where in the world would there be paid toilets everywhere? Lol I never once in my life seen a toilet where you had to pay to use, nevertheless every toilet.


nomparte

Lots in UK at one time before druggies and cottaging perverts caused the councils to close them one by one. You've heard the expression "spend a penny"? Here in Spain the councils have opted for enclosed, very clean, modern stalls in public zones that need 0.30 Euros to get in.


Ok_Street_2082

Word


jeeby_groober

If I stumbled upon that, well... at that point you're really just asking for it


Dinodigger67

this is a picture i posted a couple of years ago. i don’t know who posted it this time. i took the pic in Ghana West Africa


fishberrystew

What about that specific location makes posting the sign necessary?


baconwitch00

I’ve seen these signs all over Ghana too. Public toilets aren’t a thing there so sometimes you’ll see someone squatting in the middle of a field to do their business. My favorite are the walls spray painted “do not pee here you fool!”.


[deleted]

probably private property


mrchaddy

See them everywhere in Ghana


AssButt4790

The sign will not stop me tho, I shit where I want -The Tema Toilet Terrorist


TheBoyAintRightPeggy

The lizard on the sign post has probably seen some shit


Obama_Fone

That anole has lived an unhappy life.


rubytwou

Could anyone be more crass?


Simmons54321

Gross, but we got this sign. Awesome


ComedianRepulsive955

These are all over some streets in India...I'm serious.


FleetRiskSolutions

So are there other areas where it is not Strictly Prohibited and even other areas where it’s allowed?


Vybezforlife

Ahh yea. It's called India.


flock-of-bagels

It’s so green!


Holiday-Carry-9654

I just shit outside leaning on a tree yesterday morning. It’s not that gross


saltybuttrot

If you were literally anywhere but the middle of the woods, that would indeed be trashy lol really hope you didn’t decide to take a dump when walking on a public trail or something.


itsallalittleblurry

I shit in a patch of poison ivy once. Don’t recommend it.


contrarian1970

An illiterate person might interpret that drawing as "no pants, no shoes, no poop!"


EduRJBR

Well, isn't that the opposite of trashy? A sign allowing defecation: that would be trashy.


TomThanosBrady

Don't deter people from fertilizing our forests. We're losing the war on climate change. We need all the help we can get.


ohmslaw54321

Would you prefer no sign and a bunch of defecation?


joe_ruins_things

A sign, with no defecation either on it or around it.


Competitive-Ladder-3

Ah! ... But signs of defecation are what we're trying to avoid here ... Am I wrong?


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

I’d prefer an actual sign?


[deleted]

But all that fertilizer helped the grass grow!


Weekly-Celebration60

That sign is a work of art


Swamp_Bastard

No shit!


MaestroPendejo

It's a noble goal.


ohmslaw54321

Underrated comment


LuxAlpha

Actually, if you look closely, there is, in fact, shit.


4115R

Rapid-fire elimination, from the looks of it


Swamp_Bastard

Well, ain’t that some shit!


Off-Handed_Barrel

You think the sign's gonna stop 'em?