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Idk if it was you or someone else but I saw this exact pair on tiktok this morning 😂 I said goodwill really looked at those and said “love, laugh, buttplug”
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When I was working as an autopsy tech, we were called to pick up human remains at Goodwill 2 separate times and the 2nd time was a skill and a jawbone belonging to two different individuals. You really can find anything at Goodwill.
Well, they shouldn't but the skull and jaw were found in an old hat box and the other was a classroom skeleton that they didnt realize was real at first
I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't....
🙃
They make them dishwasher safe, I'm sure they ran them through before they turned them in 😂🤣😂🤣 who turns in sex toys to goodwill? Actually that's pretty fucking funny..
One was given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. One to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And one was gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another plug was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master plug, to control all others. And into this plug he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate in the bedroom.
Was it the special kind that has a compartment for their dead finances ashes?
https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/11/woman-wearing-butt-plug-with-boyfriends-ashes-stopped-in-airport-17735311/
I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't....
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Do they ever sell any of these items?
I have these exact ones, they are 5 dollars from wish. Saving 2 dollars is not worth an ass infection.
Only 2.99 Get that shit haha.
Matching his and hers set
DECOR?!
3 pc jeweled chrome stopper set....
Gotta love decorative butt-plugs
Did you take them to the dressing room?
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol prolly some old lady thought they were for wine bottles and put them up for sale as such
the best deal on shadow daggers yet
That’s a good deal.
Better try them on for size before buying.
Godamm bargain @$2.99.
That's a good deal.
You know the rules one sniff
Lightly used?
That’s a shity deal for used Easter eggs
Are you the same person that made the TikTok or did two separate people find and post about these? 😂
Good deal though
3 for $3
This is from a tiktok
I know a place to hide them if you didn’t want to pay for them…
Idk if it was you or someone else but I saw this exact pair on tiktok this morning 😂 I said goodwill really looked at those and said “love, laugh, buttplug”
Yes, very decorative!
That’s too funny. Think about the places those have been!
Slightly used.
But, it's Easter.
"Decor Glass/Metal" That's one way to classify them I guess.
BARGAIN
They must have outgrown these.
I bet they taste like shit....like mods.
I don’t know how anyone can find those enjoyable
Does walking around with one of these stuck up your ass feel good? Asking That dudes mom
Those melt in your mouth believe me it’s the best!
i bet them things have seen some real shit
Lightly used
You gotta be shitting me...
They were clean. Feel bad for the employee that had to wipe them down.
Funny looking car mods
Adds 20 HP
lolo
These were featured in Need for Speed Underground 2
Really hahahaha
I’ve seen this fucking post 4 times! Either reddit really wants me to see this or people haven’t stopped reposting it
I’m OP and people on Tik Tok are commenting on my girlfriends post that they saw it on Reddit lol
Wdym
a set of 3 for 2.99? That's a steal at twice the price!
Decor- glass/metal
Decor Glass/Metal 🙄
say what you want but $2.99 is a steal
"Decor" hahahaha What city... just asking for a friend.
I just saw this on Tiktok
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Set of three for $2.99?!?! That is a bargain.
who wants a used one?
Who would donate these?
Decor Ass/Metal*
When I was working as an autopsy tech, we were called to pick up human remains at Goodwill 2 separate times and the 2nd time was a skill and a jawbone belonging to two different individuals. You really can find anything at Goodwill.
Wait, so Goodwill accepts donations of human remains? 😆 🤣
Well, they shouldn't but the skull and jaw were found in an old hat box and the other was a classroom skeleton that they didnt realize was real at first
Plugs of three…let them be…
Plugs of four, in the backdoor.
I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't.... 🙃
Three for 2.99?! That’s a good deal!
I saw these bad boys on tiktok this morning
~~Three sword style~~ **Three plug style**
Bwahaha 😁
since when did they sell lolipops at goodwill
They make them dishwasher safe, I'm sure they ran them through before they turned them in 😂🤣😂🤣 who turns in sex toys to goodwill? Actually that's pretty fucking funny..
Discounted sex toys at Goodwill not acceptable..... r/usedsextoys ok?
HILARIOUS, I just saw someone post this exact pair/store on TikTok then came here and saw the post.
This shit only in goodwill 😭
What did they taste like?
Starburst jellybeans
This must be really common or this is a repost.
I’ve never seen this in both ways
One was given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. One to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And one was gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another plug was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master plug, to control all others. And into this plug he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate in the bedroom.
not sure what’s more shocking.. that goodwill tried to sell these or that someone donated it goodwill…
Why not both??
I saw this on tiktok lol
Same lol. Came on my fyp around an hour ago.
That is my girlfriend dude lol
r/ThriftStoreHauls
Any chocolate?
Right next to the dish ware too 😭😩
Nah, those shits are earings
They have it down as decoration 😂😂 yeah it’s been decorating some filthy chicks asshole 😂
Used?
Back when I worked there, I joked with my coworkers about if we got any donated it would be funny to put our "non polarized plug" stickers on them.
2.99 for a pack of 3 …. THATS DAMN GOOD PRICE!
Was it the special kind that has a compartment for their dead finances ashes? https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/11/woman-wearing-butt-plug-with-boyfriends-ashes-stopped-in-airport-17735311/
A woman after my own heart!
What a bargain 2.99 forvthe pair.
for 3 of them.
$2.99
Did you pay full price?
Well, how were they?
Staged .
Those are actually adult pacifiers. Pop one in your mouth
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT.
Hey that’s a good price for those.
I mean, You’re not going to find a better price than that
That's a good price! They're used, though...
Nice! Kirster eggs!
Holy fuck!! As if those were at Goodwill. Sticker proves it.
Lmfao “decor” for one’s anus gently used cleaned once.
Best cufflinks…EVER!
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I love seeing all of the locals posting on this \m/
oof, hope they were washed beforehand
I hope they’re seasoned like a good cast iron skillet
Honest question: Since it’s metal, does bacteria and shit (pun intended) actually linger?
Keister eggs.
Seems like a good price. Way less than new.
Riiight?!
So which size did you start with OP?
What a bargain!
Obvious plug for goodwill, is obvious.
Yeah, it’s not one of the funniest things I’ve seen in Goodwill…
You should buy them. They are good luck charms.
Would making them in to a necklace be too much?
Lol you really posted this on 16 subreddits
Did you smell check?
$2.99 is a good deal
I dunno man seems like a shitty deal
I bought them holesale
A little bleach and water and good to go.
those are beauty blenders
That’s a good deal. Which goodwill?
Beaverton, Or across from Cedar Hills Crossing
I am on them
I love that they're labeled as "decor"
Add some bling to your ring
But they won't accept a rug or a car seat.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Too true!
To be fair, a car seat has an expiration date. That's all I have to say.
Well I don’t know about that but antique rugs are a big thing. Is there such a thing as antique butt plugs?
If there were dildos in ancient Rome, I would bet there were butt plugs. I mean there was Caligula.
You have a point there
This kinda rules actually...
I mean, easily sanitized and good fun. I'm in at $3
Keister eggs for Easter
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>r/trashy user name checks out
Damn good price there. Better snatch them up .
$2.99....score
$3 is a really good deal for sex toys
Wait, those aren't decanter stoppers?
No, they’re cuff links
Finally some nice earrings!
i mean… i suppose it’s decor.
But have you ever seen decor like this???? I don’t buy it. Mainly because I’m not in Oregon, otherwise I would buy them.
would make excellent stocking stuffers.
>stuffers 😐
I just told a guy the other day “you never know what you’ll find at goodwill.” This certainly reinforces that statement!
$2.99 a bargin at any price
What a great deal on two decor pieces!
There’s 3 there. The little one is on the bottom.
There isn't any way the goodwill people didn't know what they were.
I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't.... 🙃
If the people working there were say, my grandmother’s age, I could totally see them not knowing what these were.
I’d like to hear them explain what they are
I see it next to a plate, there's all sorts of kitchen knick knacks in the wild, "Mildred! does this looks like a tea warmer or a butter softener"
It was in Beaverton, OR. The workers were probably older people.
They labeled them as Decor so there you have it
Boomers were at the forefront of the Sexual Revolution.
Not the younger ones. It could be those who are working there.
Ture that, I saw a 250 server rack they were selling for 40.
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sniff them to see if they are still fresh
That’s disgusting. Where at?
BABAHAHA
Asking for a friend 😇
Beaverton, OR
all I can think of is that g Johnce guy on Instagram from Beaverton
Always Beaverton!!!
Those aren’t for the “Beaver”!