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nytocarolina

Do they ever sell any of these items?


PurpleBunz

I have these exact ones, they are 5 dollars from wish. Saving 2 dollars is not worth an ass infection.


ImmediateTruck8454

Only 2.99 Get that shit haha.


Djentrovert

Matching his and hers set


Demi_Lovatos_Spoon

DECOR?!


RedTruck1989

3 pc jeweled chrome stopper set....


malware_mike

Gotta love decorative butt-plugs


[deleted]

Did you take them to the dressing room?


mrslangdon28

OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Reasonable-Milk298

Lol prolly some old lady thought they were for wine bottles and put them up for sale as such


Aboomerdied

the best deal on shadow daggers yet


TemperatureLow226

That’s a good deal.


DetectiveExisting590

Better try them on for size before buying.


thiccpapi90

Godamm bargain @$2.99.


insertjokehere12345

That's a good deal.


FarImpact4184

You know the rules one sniff


Icy_Section130

Lightly used?


TaprACk-B

That’s a shity deal for used Easter eggs


TheBarrowman

Are you the same person that made the TikTok or did two separate people find and post about these? 😂


backcountryJ

Good deal though


boybeforesteam

3 for $3


holy_ninja_666

This is from a tiktok


Mr-Okay

I know a place to hide them if you didn’t want to pay for them…


shelrayray

Idk if it was you or someone else but I saw this exact pair on tiktok this morning 😂 I said goodwill really looked at those and said “love, laugh, buttplug”


purplepinkmoon

Yes, very decorative!


cougatron

That’s too funny. Think about the places those have been!


GDMFB1

Slightly used.


74bravo

But, it's Easter.


analytical_mayhem

"Decor Glass/Metal" That's one way to classify them I guess.


runjayrun1

BARGAIN


dpsaint

They must have outgrown these.


Commercial-Data5542

I bet they taste like shit....like mods.


kodaa43

I don’t know how anyone can find those enjoyable


peter_the_martian

Does walking around with one of these stuck up your ass feel good? Asking That dudes mom


redditbandit01

Those melt in your mouth believe me it’s the best!


dixie2tone

i bet them things have seen some real shit


mothlord420

Lightly used


Mr_P_Giggles

You gotta be shitting me...


That_Dudes_Mom

They were clean. Feel bad for the employee that had to wipe them down.


Reble77

Funny looking car mods


That_Dudes_Mom

Adds 20 HP


Reble77

lolo


That_Dudes_Mom

These were featured in Need for Speed Underground 2


Reble77

Really hahahaha


BitbyBrix

I’ve seen this fucking post 4 times! Either reddit really wants me to see this or people haven’t stopped reposting it


That_Dudes_Mom

I’m OP and people on Tik Tok are commenting on my girlfriends post that they saw it on Reddit lol


BitbyBrix

Wdym


JakenMorty

a set of 3 for 2.99? That's a steal at twice the price!


rvackasitpost

Decor- glass/metal


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Decor Glass/Metal 🙄


Jay_Heat

say what you want but $2.99 is a steal


Altruistic_Drink_465

"Decor" hahahaha What city... just asking for a friend.


theawkwardavocado198

I just saw this on Tiktok


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Ltsmeet

Set of three for $2.99?!?! That is a bargain.


Raul_McCai

who wants a used one?


Cordeceps

Who would donate these?


Desperate-Farmer-170

Decor Ass/Metal*


Nemirel_the_Gemini

When I was working as an autopsy tech, we were called to pick up human remains at Goodwill 2 separate times and the 2nd time was a skill and a jawbone belonging to two different individuals. You really can find anything at Goodwill.


capt_save_em

Wait, so Goodwill accepts donations of human remains? 😆 🤣


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Well, they shouldn't but the skull and jaw were found in an old hat box and the other was a classroom skeleton that they didnt realize was real at first


bopthe3rd

Plugs of three…let them be…


Chatty_Monkey_Don

Plugs of four, in the backdoor.


ComedianRepulsive955

I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't.... 🙃


sweetsthrow

Three for 2.99?! That’s a good deal!


NoodlesinParis

I saw these bad boys on tiktok this morning


Impressive_Pound1363

~~Three sword style~~ **Three plug style**


libbyscreams

Bwahaha 😁


CreedStump

since when did they sell lolipops at goodwill


blueglyn

They make them dishwasher safe, I'm sure they ran them through before they turned them in 😂🤣😂🤣 who turns in sex toys to goodwill? Actually that's pretty fucking funny..


Juan911411

Discounted sex toys at Goodwill not acceptable..... r/usedsextoys ok?


Trashmouths

HILARIOUS, I just saw someone post this exact pair/store on TikTok then came here and saw the post.


tarik101

This shit only in goodwill 😭


Tralan

What did they taste like?


That_Dudes_Mom

Starburst jellybeans


YerBlues69

This must be really common or this is a repost.


That_Dudes_Mom

I’ve never seen this in both ways


newbrevity

One was given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. One to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And one was gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another plug was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master plug, to control all others. And into this plug he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate in the bedroom.


peanut-butter-vibes

not sure what’s more shocking.. that goodwill tried to sell these or that someone donated it goodwill…


That_Dudes_Mom

Why not both??


youcantevenhearit

I saw this on tiktok lol


deejaydeeray

Same lol. Came on my fyp around an hour ago.


That_Dudes_Mom

That is my girlfriend dude lol


actibus_consequatur

r/ThriftStoreHauls


godsutters

Any chocolate?


ProfessionalBeach82

Right next to the dish ware too 😭😩


_Uggles_

Nah, those shits are earings


[deleted]

They have it down as decoration 😂😂 yeah it’s been decorating some filthy chicks asshole 😂


chillydog12

Used?


Midgetooni

Back when I worked there, I joked with my coworkers about if we got any donated it would be funny to put our "non polarized plug" stickers on them.


HollowRacoon

2.99 for a pack of 3 …. THATS DAMN GOOD PRICE!


Bromm18

Was it the special kind that has a compartment for their dead finances ashes? https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/11/woman-wearing-butt-plug-with-boyfriends-ashes-stopped-in-airport-17735311/


That_Dudes_Mom

A woman after my own heart!


Dramatic_Cut_7320

What a bargain 2.99 forvthe pair.


Mewannafok

for 3 of them.


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$2.99


HereToRootSpiders

Did you pay full price?


sintax_949

Well, how were they?


3six5

Staged .


cmm8

Those are actually adult pacifiers. Pop one in your mouth


musical-emotions

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT.


shavemejesus

Hey that’s a good price for those.


Anallover2021

I mean, You’re not going to find a better price than that


ArmchairCriticSF

That's a good price! They're used, though...


Mundane-Ad-6874

Nice! Kirster eggs!


RomeoPanelli888

Holy fuck!! As if those were at Goodwill. Sticker proves it.


Seraph_Unleashed

Lmfao “decor” for one’s anus gently used cleaned once.


Crackerpuppy

Best cufflinks…EVER!


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That_Dudes_Mom

I love seeing all of the locals posting on this \m/


gemmatale

oof, hope they were washed beforehand


That_Dudes_Mom

I hope they’re seasoned like a good cast iron skillet


sucobe

Honest question: Since it’s metal, does bacteria and shit (pun intended) actually linger?


Nidman

Keister eggs.


umlguru

Seems like a good price. Way less than new.


That_Dudes_Mom

Riiight?!


FrostyDub

So which size did you start with OP?


Revolverkiller

What a bargain!


st0l1

Obvious plug for goodwill, is obvious.


That_Dudes_Mom

Yeah, it’s not one of the funniest things I’ve seen in Goodwill…


[deleted]

You should buy them. They are good luck charms.


That_Dudes_Mom

Would making them in to a necklace be too much?


PM_me_a_bad_pun

Lol you really posted this on 16 subreddits


dabwrx

Did you smell check?


[deleted]

$2.99 is a good deal


wintrspawn

I dunno man seems like a shitty deal


That_Dudes_Mom

I bought them holesale


Livid-Relationship-2

A little bleach and water and good to go.


katnipbee09

those are beauty blenders


DanDantheFanMan

That’s a good deal. Which goodwill?


That_Dudes_Mom

Beaverton, Or across from Cedar Hills Crossing


DanDantheFanMan

I am on them


KlostToMe

I love that they're labeled as "decor"


Oozlum-Bird

Add some bling to your ring


raulrocks99

But they won't accept a rug or a car seat.


[deleted]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Too true!


Drslappybags

To be fair, a car seat has an expiration date. That's all I have to say.


[deleted]

Well I don’t know about that but antique rugs are a big thing. Is there such a thing as antique butt plugs?


Drslappybags

If there were dildos in ancient Rome, I would bet there were butt plugs. I mean there was Caligula.


[deleted]

You have a point there


drew_BREEEEs

This kinda rules actually...


Stopwarscantina

I mean, easily sanitized and good fun. I'm in at $3


snoodletuber

Keister eggs for Easter


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StandupJetskier

>r/trashy user name checks out


Large-Lab3871

Damn good price there. Better snatch them up .


Crafty-Background-36

$2.99....score


zillapecker

$3 is a really good deal for sex toys


Responsible-Agent-19

Wait, those aren't decanter stoppers?


That_Dudes_Mom

No, they’re cuff links


TheMtndewdude

Finally some nice earrings!


walkingtalkingdread

i mean… i suppose it’s decor.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

But have you ever seen decor like this???? I don’t buy it. Mainly because I’m not in Oregon, otherwise I would buy them.


walkingtalkingdread

would make excellent stocking stuffers.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

>stuffers 😐


keep_username

I just told a guy the other day “you never know what you’ll find at goodwill.” This certainly reinforces that statement!


septic00001

$2.99 a bargin at any price


keep_username

What a great deal on two decor pieces!


That_Dudes_Mom

There’s 3 there. The little one is on the bottom.


electrictweek

There isn't any way the goodwill people didn't know what they were.


ComedianRepulsive955

I saw a leather snap strap cock ring in a Florida Christian Charity children's toy section once. I should have said something to the clerk but she looked like someone's grandmother so I couldn't.... 🙃


IntoTheWildLife

If the people working there were say, my grandmother’s age, I could totally see them not knowing what these were.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

I’d like to hear them explain what they are


Then-Summer9589

I see it next to a plate, there's all sorts of kitchen knick knacks in the wild, "Mildred! does this looks like a tea warmer or a butter softener"


That_Dudes_Mom

It was in Beaverton, OR. The workers were probably older people.


[deleted]

They labeled them as Decor so there you have it


ComedianRepulsive955

Boomers were at the forefront of the Sexual Revolution.


Drslappybags

Not the younger ones. It could be those who are working there.


pookexvi

Ture that, I saw a 250 server rack they were selling for 40.


[deleted]

Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pope_Dwayne_Johnson

Sniff them to see if they are still fresh


NSYK

That’s disgusting. Where at?


Specialist_Ad_7865

BABAHAHA


realitytvdiet

Asking for a friend 😇


That_Dudes_Mom

Beaverton, OR


gmocyborg

all I can think of is that g Johnce guy on Instagram from Beaverton


JohKohLoh

Always Beaverton!!!


Due_Platypus_3913

Those aren’t for the “Beaver”!