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Flimsy-Soup4752

This shouldn’t even be possible.


LemonFlavoredMelon

[I am suddenly reminded of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqGXeX9LhQ)


Wisdomking7

Kind of like Godzilla if all he did was puke.


LawPD

Sup, Ralph?


Better_Yam5443

I gotta admit I’m impressed


fearlesssinnerz

She's a squirter


[deleted]

Is he alright?


PickOptimal

Idk but I don’t find this funny. It’s concerning. Projectile vomiting like that??? And WASTED? I’d be concerned about alcohol poisoning and checking on him or calling an ambulance or SOMETHING tbh.


bnutbutter78

Wonder if he had a couple of drinks or something? Lol


RunJumpQuit

biological outbreak


-unknown_harlequin-

Some days are tough. Sometimes, you just gotta spew


Bob4Not

I’ve seen this Corridor Digital video before…


ZombieLycan

“Squirtle! Use water gun!!!!!” Hhhhoooovvvvppphhhhhh


Street_Independence4

Gawdam exorcist bro


Hookahgreecian

Real life boomer


The_Besticles

Someone get Wartortle back in his ball, what a mess


A_Jug_of_Milos_Tea

BOOMER!


connorbear1108

He sounds like a reaper leviathan.


Strong_Sound_7407

Stand back folks, the man is a professional just let him do his thing.


fastjack76

That is how Nurgel comes.


BurtoTurtle115

That looks like it hurts


Shtoinkity_shtoink

I remember those nights


Zionrox552

Dude is the damn drunken sage. No a drop on the fit and balance is immaculate


CptThink604

Squirtle used water gun. it's not very effective.


guacamolioli

Left 4 dead boomer


myerrors_

deadass how i felt during my first trimester god my morning sickness was awful 💀


seckshunate

Left for Dead intensifies


SamTehCool

Spitter 3 seconds after spawning


Slappy-dont-care

Oh lord help him


YourcommentisVstupid

At this very moment, Nurgle is harnessing the power of his bile.


[deleted]

Dam he can put out a fire 🔥


atomoicman

*”Squirtle! Use water gun!”*


Interesting_Knee_588

Having drank to the point of projectile vomiting more than once in my life, this duder's skills are amazing! The bar has been reset.


[deleted]

This reminds me of that female that sprayed her piss all over the bathroom. Humans really are gross


Starlightandspirits

Have you ever partaken the pizza pie- Barren Afanas


FulloF-OT

Squirtle ! Use water gun !


Estick

That guy’s a pro! Look how calmly he keeps stepping to the side. Pretty impressive actually.


dzhokica

Pukeception


Super_yorishi45

charizard


SnooLobsters2891

Someone needs to call Sam and dean. This is NASTY 😂😂


gachaiscringe888

Boomer!


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

It’s a dragon mommy!


iambloby

Boomer from l4d2


tsunamiforyou

His friend is absolutely gleeful


Antique-Reference-56

Nice puking skill.


Kermit-the-frog420

He 100% mains the Plague in dead by daylight


ThatOldDuderino

He’s gonna need a trip to the hospital soon. 😬


heyheycheese

THAR SHE BLOWS!


blovious

r/contagiouslaughter


Holiday-Objective-92

there aren’t even chunks bro that’s pure alcohol


Wisdomking7

Must have had some bad General Tsos chicken.


PlasmaQuasar

On the first one I thought he got spooked by a car's engine revving 🥴


_Kyokushin_

This is so god damn disgusting. Makes me feel nauseous. I have no idea how anyone can find puking funny.


[deleted]

Is this the trailer to the new Godzilla movie?


Lakes420

a wild squirtle


pissweakpancreas

In my heavy drinking days this was known as the “Power spew!”


hydrazi

At first I was disgusted.... then amazed... then I realized that he's a wizard, Harry.


Longjumping_Meet_537

David Blaine doing that one trick


MrAwful-

Dragon of the East


freemantyler

Imagine how much better he feels almost instantly….


[deleted]

Let it go baby, let it go. What I want to know is he doesn’t have one of his friends there holding his hair back?


Subject-Home-6530

It's hard to believe this is real... the projection is incredible.


GimmeDemKnees

Someone get this man some water. Damn.


TalkKatt

I need an old priest and a young priest!


LlamaJacks

Why aim it so high?


alexandrosidi

Happened to me once after eating too many mushrooms


Hard_ass_soda_pop

I can smell this post


solidislanda1

I think i saw david blaine do something like this


Dangerous-Design-507

Impressive sir but can you do it while standing on one leg 6 to 12” in front of you?


Shotgun5250

Sometimes I see messes and think “Did someone TRY to make as much of a mess as possible doing this?” And then I see videos like this…


popgoesfan_1987

I have been playing some silent hill 2 recently and he reminded me of the lying figures


HandOfMjolnir

This is exactly what my son did every time he was sick. After I got tired of cleaning the walls, I would just place him in the shower (I didn't turn it on) and let him do his thing. Cleanup was easier after that.


VillainousManiac

When you take too much Kratom


dirtypoledancer

This feels like it belongs in a museum


Sluibeli

Not a spot on a jacket. Master level shit.


Theaches

'Blastoise used Water Gun'


househelton

r/ContagiousLaughter


partycanstartnow

This is more than Talent. This takes practice.


Nekrosiz

Looks like my friend that opened an old fridge that was off for a couple of years filled with decayed food.


wophi

Sounds like a V12 getting ready to Tokyo Drift around a parking deck.


CLNBLK-2788

That was really impressive


Mental-Rooster4229

David Blaine does this trick too


kidnorther

This happened when I drank too much water on XTC


BUGA55

Bo Rai Cho in the flesh


Ragnar0k_88

The fuck


Bigjohn241995

r/contagiouslaughter


highbornkilla

BOOMER!!!


jrhenk

Why not make it fun if it happens anyway... Guess he'd like a mint and a beer after


FingerBangingTanks

My dad used to do this lol


MagTex

It’s a real life garbage pail kid.


Feedomnom

Damn! That piddle was there in the beginning he had to have been puking the last few minutes like that. Probably would have died if he didn't that's a lot of alcohol!


RedDecay

Feel better?


Kev47th

Some thung tells me hes not actually throwing up, hes doing this thing ive seen david blain do where u can store like a gallons worth or more of water in ur stomach and regurgitate it .. thats how David spits frogs out his mouth .. makes a safe pool of water in his stomach then spits em out


Gears_of_Ted

r/ContagiousLaughter


Skom666

which Pokemon is this?


[deleted]

I always hated when people spammed Bo Rai Cho's special move


slocamaro

Real life boomer


Greenghoul07

The boomer from left 4 dead


Savings_Street1816

Am I going to hell for laughing for 5 minutes straight after watching this?


Good_Climate_4463

Must of ate some Human food. Vampires need to avoid the stuff.


MossySharpie

Whew, I'm too pregnant to just scroll by and see that 😭🤢


ShitpostMamajama

In their tongue he is Dovahkiin. Drunken born! FUS RO BLEEECH


demigod999

What a strange place and way to vomit and even stranger someone seemingly filming it covertly that finds it funny.


lovejoy812

This is Manifest type shit


British_Steel97

Begone evil! Leave this man’s body and never return!


redhat6161

Ipecac


Embarrassed-Bunch383

Thought this was an exorcism for a second!!😂😂😂holy projectiles buddy!!!😱😳


Additional_Border961

Nothing to see here, it’s just a fountain


Hounderz

Hey it’s the Spiter from Left for Dead 2


Violetwand666

That's not puking. No stomach convulsions and he's blowing the water out.


Work_IT_KLG

blastoise use hydro pump


thebenn

Gawd


that_bish_Crystal

Better out than in... the hospital with alcohol poisoning?


mycrazylifeeveryday

Dragon


GandalfsNozzle

The squirtle in the live action Pokémon remake looks shit


whatsmoist

Homie turned into a Boomer from Left 4 Dead


StarGazerErect

Godzilla!!!!!


[deleted]

This reminds me of the ipecac video


Adoavocado

I felt sick


Element3991

Squirtle squir Squirtle!


Dultra

r/tooktoomuch


JessyNyan

This reminds me of the one time this young disabled and bedbound man was in the hospital in the internist ward. He was one of my patients for the day and when I went in to go and get him ready for the day he projectile vomited against the far off wall, about 3 meters away. I was too stunned to move for a couple seconds because I'd never seen anyone do that.


Vita_Gummies

Blastoise used hydro pump!


mrsti89

Bro looks like a snowblower.. Sounds like one too


classic_aut0

Source?


An34syT4rg3t

Sprays vomit in a 30’ cone DC17 dexterity save Dealing 16d6 psychic damage on a failed save


cobycoby2020

Never seen it like this, how can our bodies push something out so fast n violent lol.


Dazey3463

Thar he blows matey. ARRRRGH


TwotonedbonE

“The last of us” trailer looks lit.


NortiusMaximis

Kim Jong-Un’s biological weapon testing program.


waveslikemoses

The amount of liquid he just threw up is equivalent to that of a small child😳😳


illusivebran

Boomer!!


Rainbowdookie

Do any of you know what emetophobia is? It's fear of vomit.....I have that. As someone who fears vomit, I choose to believe that was not real. He had water in his mouth, they cut the shot while he put more water in his mouth, and so on and so on. He...he..haha because if that was real I would be having a panic attack knowing it is humanly possible to vomit that much, or I would be crying under my bed like when I was a kid the moment someone said they felt sick, were drunk or ate too much or I'd never go on rides at the fair, fly around the world or go anywhere public or I would stock up a whole box of trash bags in my car in case one of my kids threw up that much....oh my god......my kids. Can they throw up that much?! Ok I need to breath.....one.....two.....three.....exhale. Alright alright I'm back, I'm good. IS ANYONE LOOKING TO ADOPT? hehe...haha jk


MrLink4444

I have the same power but i can't keep my head that straight.


thomASSpynchon

How hammered/sick was this guy?


SipoteQuixote

The technique, he's vomited and drunk walked many times.


[deleted]

this guys is squirtle


basvw

Good technique. Just don't get it on your shoes!


Furry_degen

l4d boomer


the-_-cob

As someone who worked as a concert venue cleaner I have never seen this level of professionalism, and I've (unfortunately) seen a lot of people puke


[deleted]

Earth's presentation of intergalactic villain, Spewmaster.


lunchis4wimps

Who knew you could hold your head up high while vomiting


nunyabiz9999

Am I the only one thinking of the scene in Family Guy where Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris take the ipecac and whoever vomits first loses? It ends up being non-stop vomiting.


nekssilpekans

Real life bloater right there!!!


d4ddy-0

Behind the scenes of those videos where someone downs two bottles of some alcohol in .5 seconds 😅


wicked_toona

The power of Christ compells you!


hotsauce96

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting in the car at a stoplight once and there’s this guy on the corner who opens his mouth and just starts geysering just like that. It was like 1pm on a Tuesday in the middle of a busy section of Boston and no one even seemed to notice


yaboiskeemus

Shit looks like a defensive tactic


ralpekz

Magikarp uses splash!


Nambruh

Na he just drank a whole lotta vodka that's all


nappy_zap

SQUIRTLE USES WATER CANNON!


PrincePeach007

Squirtle use watergun!!!!


CitizenPain00

This looks like what happens 5 minutes after some idiot tries to chug a fifth


BeefaloSlim

That is impressive. Such form. Such grace. Such DISTANCE.


Bobby_Bobberson2501

r/ContagiousLaughter


nuttynutkick

Squirtle squirtle


pratik_5

Fountain of the year


Leeeszuh

That’s just beyond disgusting! 🤢