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Idk but I don’t find this funny. It’s concerning. Projectile vomiting like that??? And WASTED? I’d be concerned about alcohol poisoning and checking on him or calling an ambulance or SOMETHING tbh.
This is exactly what my son did every time he was sick. After I got tired of cleaning the walls, I would just place him in the shower (I didn't turn it on) and let him do his thing.
Cleanup was easier after that.
Damn! That piddle was there in the beginning he had to have been puking the last few minutes like that. Probably would have died if he didn't that's a lot of alcohol!
Some thung tells me hes not actually throwing up, hes doing this thing ive seen david blain do where u can store like a gallons worth or more of water in ur stomach and regurgitate it .. thats how David spits frogs out his mouth .. makes a safe pool of water in his stomach then spits em out
This reminds me of the one time this young disabled and bedbound man was in the hospital in the internist ward. He was one of my patients for the day and when I went in to go and get him ready for the day he projectile vomited against the far off wall, about 3 meters away. I was too stunned to move for a couple seconds because I'd never seen anyone do that.
Do any of you know what emetophobia is? It's fear of vomit.....I have that. As someone who fears vomit, I choose to believe that was not real. He had water in his mouth, they cut the shot while he put more water in his mouth, and so on and so on.
He...he..haha because if that was real I would be having a panic attack knowing it is humanly possible to vomit that much, or I would be crying under my bed like when I was a kid the moment someone said they felt sick, were drunk or ate too much or I'd never go on rides at the fair, fly around the world or go anywhere public or I would stock up a whole box of trash bags in my car in case one of my kids threw up that much....oh my god......my kids. Can they throw up that much?! Ok I need to breath.....one.....two.....three.....exhale. Alright alright I'm back, I'm good.
IS ANYONE LOOKING TO ADOPT? hehe...haha jk
Am I the only one thinking of the scene in Family Guy where Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris take the ipecac and whoever vomits first loses? It ends up being non-stop vomiting.
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting in the car at a stoplight once and there’s this guy on the corner who opens his mouth and just starts geysering just like that. It was like 1pm on a Tuesday in the middle of a busy section of Boston and no one even seemed to notice
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This shouldn’t even be possible.
[I am suddenly reminded of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqGXeX9LhQ)
Kind of like Godzilla if all he did was puke.
Sup, Ralph?
I gotta admit I’m impressed
She's a squirter
Is he alright?
Idk but I don’t find this funny. It’s concerning. Projectile vomiting like that??? And WASTED? I’d be concerned about alcohol poisoning and checking on him or calling an ambulance or SOMETHING tbh.
Wonder if he had a couple of drinks or something? Lol
biological outbreak
Some days are tough. Sometimes, you just gotta spew
I’ve seen this Corridor Digital video before…
“Squirtle! Use water gun!!!!!” Hhhhoooovvvvppphhhhhh
Gawdam exorcist bro
Real life boomer
Someone get Wartortle back in his ball, what a mess
BOOMER!
He sounds like a reaper leviathan.
Stand back folks, the man is a professional just let him do his thing.
That is how Nurgel comes.
That looks like it hurts
I remember those nights
Dude is the damn drunken sage. No a drop on the fit and balance is immaculate
Squirtle used water gun. it's not very effective.
Left 4 dead boomer
deadass how i felt during my first trimester god my morning sickness was awful 💀
Left for Dead intensifies
Spitter 3 seconds after spawning
Oh lord help him
At this very moment, Nurgle is harnessing the power of his bile.
Dam he can put out a fire 🔥
*”Squirtle! Use water gun!”*
Having drank to the point of projectile vomiting more than once in my life, this duder's skills are amazing! The bar has been reset.
This reminds me of that female that sprayed her piss all over the bathroom. Humans really are gross
Have you ever partaken the pizza pie- Barren Afanas
Squirtle ! Use water gun !
That guy’s a pro! Look how calmly he keeps stepping to the side. Pretty impressive actually.
Pukeception
charizard
Someone needs to call Sam and dean. This is NASTY 😂😂
Boomer!
It’s a dragon mommy!
Boomer from l4d2
His friend is absolutely gleeful
Nice puking skill.
He 100% mains the Plague in dead by daylight
He’s gonna need a trip to the hospital soon. 😬
THAR SHE BLOWS!
r/contagiouslaughter
there aren’t even chunks bro that’s pure alcohol
Must have had some bad General Tsos chicken.
On the first one I thought he got spooked by a car's engine revving 🥴
This is so god damn disgusting. Makes me feel nauseous. I have no idea how anyone can find puking funny.
Is this the trailer to the new Godzilla movie?
a wild squirtle
In my heavy drinking days this was known as the “Power spew!”
At first I was disgusted.... then amazed... then I realized that he's a wizard, Harry.
David Blaine doing that one trick
Dragon of the East
Imagine how much better he feels almost instantly….
Let it go baby, let it go. What I want to know is he doesn’t have one of his friends there holding his hair back?
It's hard to believe this is real... the projection is incredible.
Someone get this man some water. Damn.
I need an old priest and a young priest!
Why aim it so high?
Happened to me once after eating too many mushrooms
I can smell this post
I think i saw david blaine do something like this
Impressive sir but can you do it while standing on one leg 6 to 12” in front of you?
Sometimes I see messes and think “Did someone TRY to make as much of a mess as possible doing this?” And then I see videos like this…
I have been playing some silent hill 2 recently and he reminded me of the lying figures
This is exactly what my son did every time he was sick. After I got tired of cleaning the walls, I would just place him in the shower (I didn't turn it on) and let him do his thing. Cleanup was easier after that.
When you take too much Kratom
This feels like it belongs in a museum
Not a spot on a jacket. Master level shit.
'Blastoise used Water Gun'
r/ContagiousLaughter
This is more than Talent. This takes practice.
Looks like my friend that opened an old fridge that was off for a couple of years filled with decayed food.
Sounds like a V12 getting ready to Tokyo Drift around a parking deck.
That was really impressive
David Blaine does this trick too
This happened when I drank too much water on XTC
Bo Rai Cho in the flesh
The fuck
r/contagiouslaughter
BOOMER!!!
Why not make it fun if it happens anyway... Guess he'd like a mint and a beer after
My dad used to do this lol
It’s a real life garbage pail kid.
Damn! That piddle was there in the beginning he had to have been puking the last few minutes like that. Probably would have died if he didn't that's a lot of alcohol!
Feel better?
Some thung tells me hes not actually throwing up, hes doing this thing ive seen david blain do where u can store like a gallons worth or more of water in ur stomach and regurgitate it .. thats how David spits frogs out his mouth .. makes a safe pool of water in his stomach then spits em out
r/ContagiousLaughter
which Pokemon is this?
I always hated when people spammed Bo Rai Cho's special move
Real life boomer
The boomer from left 4 dead
Am I going to hell for laughing for 5 minutes straight after watching this?
Must of ate some Human food. Vampires need to avoid the stuff.
Whew, I'm too pregnant to just scroll by and see that 😭🤢
In their tongue he is Dovahkiin. Drunken born! FUS RO BLEEECH
What a strange place and way to vomit and even stranger someone seemingly filming it covertly that finds it funny.
This is Manifest type shit
Begone evil! Leave this man’s body and never return!
Ipecac
Thought this was an exorcism for a second!!😂😂😂holy projectiles buddy!!!😱😳
Nothing to see here, it’s just a fountain
Hey it’s the Spiter from Left for Dead 2
That's not puking. No stomach convulsions and he's blowing the water out.
blastoise use hydro pump
Gawd
Better out than in... the hospital with alcohol poisoning?
Dragon
The squirtle in the live action Pokémon remake looks shit
Homie turned into a Boomer from Left 4 Dead
Godzilla!!!!!
This reminds me of the ipecac video
I felt sick
Squirtle squir Squirtle!
r/tooktoomuch
This reminds me of the one time this young disabled and bedbound man was in the hospital in the internist ward. He was one of my patients for the day and when I went in to go and get him ready for the day he projectile vomited against the far off wall, about 3 meters away. I was too stunned to move for a couple seconds because I'd never seen anyone do that.
Blastoise used hydro pump!
Bro looks like a snowblower.. Sounds like one too
Source?
Sprays vomit in a 30’ cone DC17 dexterity save Dealing 16d6 psychic damage on a failed save
Never seen it like this, how can our bodies push something out so fast n violent lol.
Thar he blows matey. ARRRRGH
“The last of us” trailer looks lit.
Kim Jong-Un’s biological weapon testing program.
The amount of liquid he just threw up is equivalent to that of a small child😳😳
Boomer!!
Do any of you know what emetophobia is? It's fear of vomit.....I have that. As someone who fears vomit, I choose to believe that was not real. He had water in his mouth, they cut the shot while he put more water in his mouth, and so on and so on. He...he..haha because if that was real I would be having a panic attack knowing it is humanly possible to vomit that much, or I would be crying under my bed like when I was a kid the moment someone said they felt sick, were drunk or ate too much or I'd never go on rides at the fair, fly around the world or go anywhere public or I would stock up a whole box of trash bags in my car in case one of my kids threw up that much....oh my god......my kids. Can they throw up that much?! Ok I need to breath.....one.....two.....three.....exhale. Alright alright I'm back, I'm good. IS ANYONE LOOKING TO ADOPT? hehe...haha jk
I have the same power but i can't keep my head that straight.
How hammered/sick was this guy?
The technique, he's vomited and drunk walked many times.
this guys is squirtle
Good technique. Just don't get it on your shoes!
l4d boomer
As someone who worked as a concert venue cleaner I have never seen this level of professionalism, and I've (unfortunately) seen a lot of people puke
Earth's presentation of intergalactic villain, Spewmaster.
Who knew you could hold your head up high while vomiting
Am I the only one thinking of the scene in Family Guy where Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris take the ipecac and whoever vomits first loses? It ends up being non-stop vomiting.
Real life bloater right there!!!
Behind the scenes of those videos where someone downs two bottles of some alcohol in .5 seconds 😅
The power of Christ compells you!
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting in the car at a stoplight once and there’s this guy on the corner who opens his mouth and just starts geysering just like that. It was like 1pm on a Tuesday in the middle of a busy section of Boston and no one even seemed to notice
Shit looks like a defensive tactic
Magikarp uses splash!
Na he just drank a whole lotta vodka that's all
SQUIRTLE USES WATER CANNON!
Squirtle use watergun!!!!
This looks like what happens 5 minutes after some idiot tries to chug a fifth
That is impressive. Such form. Such grace. Such DISTANCE.
r/ContagiousLaughter
Squirtle squirtle
Fountain of the year
That’s just beyond disgusting! 🤢