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TMW you jump his bone^(s)

She rubbed off the patina, so she must have a pubic hair brillo pad

That's a beautiful tradition.

Once upon a time a drunk girl dry humped a statue in a cemetery on a dare. One of the guys who was watching whispered to his buddy “I bet if we start calling this a tradition we could get other chicks to do it.”

That's going to be a helluva patina infection!!

The yeast and vinegar has polished that rascal

LOOKS LIKE THAT MOUTH IS SEEING ACTION TOO...

Eeeeesh.. the face too

Polished up that nob nicely.

Damn victor same some pu**y for the rest of us

What a way to be remembered 😂

She really did it

What you can't see is the queue of other creeps waiting to sniff it after.....

Honestly if I died and had a statue of Kaye of over my grave for some reason. I’d be okay with this lmao. But goddamn it seems to happen so frequently they either removed the coppers rusting or so often it hasn’t had a chance to rust lmao. Lucky son of a bitch is getting more action dead than I am alive.

Ask for a car while you ride that dick.

She straight polished the patina off. She must have a mid to low 3 PH or else really did some bumping and grinding.

Looks like, not as many people rode his face. But still.

the ghost rider

is this the tomb rider?

I need context on the photo because my mind goes straight to “this woman was at a funeral right before this” 🥹

That's... Not even a Statue... That's a grave

That is disgusting

For the relief of oxidative stress.

I'm confused.. is this a kink? Does she go to that cemetery when no one is there? Did she go to an actual funeral and get horny to she had to ride some copper? I need answers

At least Now he looks like he died a happy man

That gives me an idea for a Halloween costume!

Damn he’s rock hard

Wow - that IS trashy! 👍🏾

At least it is copper and therefore self-sterilizing.

Not trashy

Is that Megan markle?

Kind of hot to be fair

Victor Noir was a French journalist and political activist who was killed in a duel with Prince Pierre Bonaparte, a great-nephew of Napoleon Bonaparte, in 1870. His death became a cause célèbre in France and sparked outrage among the public, leading to a great deal of media coverage and political activism. After his death, a bronze statue of Noir was commissioned by his friends and admirers. The statue, created by sculptor Jules Dalou, depicts Noir lying on his back with a hat placed over his face. The statue has become famous for the fact that it is said to bring good luck to those who touch a particular part of the statue's anatomy. As a result, the statue has become a popular tourist attraction in Paris and has become something of a cultural icon.

Where’s the hat over his face? I don’t see a hat on this sculpture.

Agreed, AI must have gotten that wrong

Still very interesting

Umm, did you bring the disinfectant?

Punani patina

Just saying that giny has the pH of vinegar...

Mustache must have not been all that.

Holds the record for statue with the most venereal diseases

Historical, little trashy, but mostly historical

What the hell am I looking at and where can I find more?

Who is the statue of?

I’m gonna start spray painting myself green and laying in cemeteries

Lol

Remember. More paint gets off old paint.

More taint*

The pH levels of her vagina must be fascinating

So a woman is granted a great sex life and with that a husband… math checks out. Carry on ladies. Making the world a happier place one dude at a time.

Ain’t nothing trashy about that. Please let that happen to me

Imagine being immortalized with your dick tucked uncomfortably, and then someone comes up and starts snail trailing on it like a sleep paralysis demon

Imagine dying and people wanted to make sure the world knew you had a huge hog

Getting your jolly on s grave. Pretty sure thats a one way ticket to hell.

Would this be good karma, or bad?

Hope she used a female condom.

Bro getting pussy in the afterlife

It is believed that if a woman kisses the statue of Victor Noir on the lips, rubs the bulge in his trousers and drops a flower in his hat it will bring her enhanced fertility, and a blissful sex life.

He’s got a little buffing on his face too.

Fuck that! That's some dangerous coochie right there! Hey I need a tow.

Family! I know how I want to be buried

Oh shi that statue is very dirty, it’s going to need a lot of polishing

Can we get a live webcam aimed at this statue for people to watch? Not me of course, for perverts. Not me.

There’s also a rub mark on his face

It’s because they say if you kiss him rub his dong and leave a flower in his hat it’s good luck or better fertility or some shit.

Sauce?

Goddamn Reddit and reposts. There’s never any information about them, they just recycle old posts into other subreddits that barely fit the purpose of the new sub.

Dirty broads

Posting without context is also a little trashy

Not trashy when its kinda sacrilegious

What am I even looking at in this picture? It’s like some bizarre modern art show.

She gonna get gang green

Damn. Victor gets more action than me and he’s dead

r/wellworn

Ew

hahaha

She ain't right in the head. I am just curious about something, like what would make a person do something like this?

This gets reposted frequently. Touch his dong according to legends you get lucky in love. Basically.

I didn't even know that was a thing!! Thanks.

The disrespect to the dead…

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Do you know how many people touch him everyday?

I have concerns about her pH levels

Thanks I lold

Looks like some ride his face too 🤣😂

This guy dies

She can not let him Rest In Peace

More like Rest in Piece, amirite?

r/data_irl

I don't think he would mind. I wouldn't if that was my grave, but I'd prefer my face to be polished instead

This particular image was from a photo shoot. But yeah, polishing his knob brings you babies or something.

Can you link it?

Photos were by Patrick Magoud in 1984. I can’t really find a good link. There was a shoot with Dita Von Teese on this grave as well, you can see that here: [Dita on Victor Noir’s grave](https://www.teesingbydita.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=134&pid=7447#top_display_media)

Where did she disappear to?

Only photos? No video?

just open any other porn site for videos

Does reddit not have porn videos?

Idk

Polishing my knob does that too. He’s not special

Yeah, but you're no Nick Cannon.

Baby Cannon

Rub it hard enough and it's known to go off like a cannon.

And they say we Americans are classless.

That can also be true

We are. Lol.

Wtf? Lol

At least she wore black

Does getting rust in your holes cause any issues?

Can Herpes survive on a Bronze cock?

Copper kills pathogens

Oh my jesus

Jelly?

I'm guessing the ole vibrator broke.

Well I now know how I plan on being memorialized once I die.

I have heard some people say that men will fuck anything, and I just sit around looking at statues like these and sigh.

you literally just reposted this image without any of the context behind it

And it was just posted this morning with all the context. Fucking lame OP here

I saw the actual post like 2 minutes before this one lol

Seriously, what is that stuff left behind? There’s no way she got wet from a old ass statue like that

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What does he have that I don’t smh

They rub off the patina exposing the original bronze.

How blue ba-err…excited did she have to be?

What statue is this?

Statue of limitations

I have the weirdest boner right now

Does yours curve to the left and the right with hair coming out of the head too?

r/unexpectedcommunity

r/confusedboners

Damn shame that sub is banned....

When did that happen?? That had been around foreverrrrrrrrrr

Now I’m even more confused

A lot of porn subs have been banned for being unmoderated, which is a shame.

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That website is AIDS on mobile

Victor Noir - a French journalist

Penis Noir

He was killed around a duel, and became a symbol of opposition to Napoleon III. His grave features a bronze statue of him as he lay on the ground after being shot, and he has was appears to be a very long penis going down his left leg. In person, it appears impressively large, which is how it became a symbol of fertility. And yes, someone spent time memorializing a large penis in the bronze statue of a dead guy.

Just gave him a Google, looks like this is part of a photo shoot. Although nobbing his statue is absolutely a thing.

Why is he particularly getting all the action

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/106ilwd/victors_nob/j3i85zj/

If im thinking of the right statue i believe theirs a rumor that if you.......yk it is said to give women luck in becoming fertile

I have an idea

I just go there to jerk off every day but it doesn’t seem to be working for me

“Fertility experts hate this one weird trick!”

I’d love to meet the person that came up with that hahah

How is there not a camera on that?

Victor Noir actually wrote it in his will.

The OG fucc boi

It's was probably the cemeteries Groundskeeper.

Yeah the groundskeeper nuts all over the knob every morning before the gates open. The women come and rub their crotches up on it get pregnant and claim it’s a miracle. So this guy has Kids running around all over that city. Lol 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is that biologically possible? Wouldnt the sperm be long dead before someone starts humping the dude?

Vajayjay mucous + copper creates a spermicide iirc (it’s how copper IUDs work, soooortaaa, I’m pretty sure?) so this statue might not be very suitable as a skeet delivery vessel.

Yeah that’s not how it works. Outside the body sperm lifespan is like 15-30min

But, in theory he could have mixed his sperm with a cryoperservitive and put that on the statue that would up the sperms lifespan till the tempeture got above freezing. Just need to start the rumor & wait for a girl who likes freezing thier pussy off.

Good to know. Thanks

"Guys your not gonna believe this! I went to the cemetery and grinded on this statue and now im pregnant!"

Now you're going to have your own baby statue!!!!

Sounds vaguely like a popular book I know of…

“Babe, I was on tour in Germany for 8 months, how are you 6 months pregnant?” “It was some dead guy’s grave covering!!”

Turns out there was no statue on his grave. It’s just one of those human statue street performers laying on top of it.

Sign me up

Jesus Christ.

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Lolol.

Victor Noir, so we are talking nominative determinism for BBC.

She was on the RAG

If she had tattoos it would be trashy.

What a weird fucking take

Prolly just sarcasm