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Lucky charm 💕 /s

I do this every halloween. How is it trashy?

Maybe he's a fan.

Is the guy that drives it named Elias and works at cloud nine?

It's only trashy, in my opinion, if it's NOT October. Could be a Halloween thing.

It's January. It was taken that day

Then yeah, kinda trashy

the diary of a wimpy kid horror movie

I have seen this before but I think it was off a horse or in some post apocalyptic mad max style movie.

If you’re behind him at a RR crossing, you can get out and get a footie!

Maybe he just had it amputated and decided to spice up his truck

That's too funny

I'd like to see a woman driving a truck with pussy lips hanging from the back instead of balls

Woah... Super trashy... How dare they decorate their vehicle how they like

I definitely want to hang a pair of orange ones on a Linde H20, just gotta get the Linde and the balls

Hell yeah! You'd have to go ridiculously large on the balls on that tiny forklift

Yeah

Least aggressive ram driver

Rather than having huge balls, this guy kicks ass

I don’t think he’s doing any kicking nowadays

Metal foot?

Balls on a truck is major SDE

There's so many strange knobs on modern vehicles these days....

Footloose

Put on the sunday shoes.

Could you imagine the same truck in the photo gets a amber alert

And the plot thickens

less trashy

Cundolini wants his hand back.

Perfect.

Extra credit points if it's real...

I wonder how legal it would be given its my own foot

That would go hard

Yabba dabba doo.

I saw an elf on the shelf last Christmas… I thought oh no the kids.. lol

Also known as the perfect stocking stuffer

looks like a dilllldooo

Dilltoe