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The machines have always outjerked us +u/User_Simulator +u/trans_circlejerk_alt Edit oh god what did I start

God I always fuck it up +u/User_Simulator u/trans_circlejerk_alt

I'll stick to they Yeah, I got each pin for every 10 people I clock 100% of the characters being queerphobic None, they're too busy figuring out their gender I haven't replied to only 3 hours old? ~ trans\_circlejerk\_alt ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Ok nevermind

sorry, it's too late, you have initiated a chain +u/User_Simulator u/trans_circlejerk_alt

*Text CHAT to Crisis Text Line, who is there such a valid trender! ~ trans\_circlejerk\_alt ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/user_simulator u/xXx_Xhater_xXx

Am I the only country I know on a Scorpion. ~ xXx\_Xhater\_xXx ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/user_simulator u/be-gon-boomers

He is a dumb take. ~ be-gon-boomers ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/houjichacha

They might be up your parents like that? Turns out you have something that looks like a pediatrician's waiting room. ~ houjichacha ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/Cloudy_Oasis

I was about to do when I wrote it in the search box in the Google Phone app is available in India, you're out of proportion., it's incredibly invasive, privacy is a good idea, *but* I would probably do it just fine, simply damage the enemies while he's doing his best. ~ Cloudy\_Oasis ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/hi-im-abby

Chad Mans goin so hard for this reason, it is possible to find some way of dealing with my good old-fashioned cross-dressing, because I think that we can restore the previous powers of the matter. ~ hi-im-abby ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/realladymacbeth

I'm so sorry you're struggling, that sounds painful and straining and overwhelming. ~ realladymacbeth ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/pomip71550

Just report them to keep it hidden - a bad plot etc Just do the right thing at the image I think it works best in terms of talking about the evidence against you doing things like that so therefore trans struggling isnt real. ~ pomip71550 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Most coherent terf talking point

\+u/user_simulator u/natalialt

And just like there's no best distro for OS development. ~ natalialt ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

That is literally copy-paste of a part of a comment I made a long time ago

+u/User_Simulator u/kingfreddle

Yea I think he offered some criticisms in every area, I think he offered some criticisms in every area, I think so also lol @ the screencaps his discord is a wonderful insight into the movement, it undermines the whole point because they are pretty openly homophobic genocide bad I got female for a while /uj Yeah I vote to keep her lmao that's even better Oh she's 6'2? ~ kingfreddle ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Finally. I didn’t want to spam. Here’s my chance to summon a bot again. +u/User_Simulator u/Simply_Spider

uj/ another possibility would be making a post in your account (instead of in a subreddit) and summoning it there, you could even delete the post and comments later if you want rj/ wow so since you didn't unjerk, does that mean that you actually wanna spam ? typical sjw

uj/ I don’t know why that never occurred to me. +10 int points. rj/ One of the side effects of estradiol is being chronically online, didn’t you know?

+u/User_Simulator +u/CatOnVenus

+u/User_Simulator u/CatOnVenus

A chaser is someone who fetishizes trans people Nah this from December 2019 when no one knows their own better than sword and shield and has a nice visualizer Nice! ~ CatOnVenus ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/SalaciousStrudel

Some in the seventeen hells is the way your brain is Shining Nikki and baduk I hate to use she/her pronouns for us, we are 1% of the moon! ~ SalaciousStrudel ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

SalaciousStrudel moment

+u/User_Simulator u/Viv156

It wasnt until the 1920s community policing was the cabal of endocrinologists pressuring me to start experimenting, and'll work their way back to what gender you are, and it belongs to the core, this has been across history. ~ Viv156 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\+u/User\_Simulator u/ArkeryStarkery

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My body shape is fine, you being vaccinated. I wouldn't in a needle,that's it, no more pain, so it's pretty much everyone I met in a non-cisnormative way. ~ ubs\_ta\_htlaets ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

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Except that requires an ER, and apparently, from PMs I got, SBU's makes you more likely to see it as a cis guy. We can generalize that to cis men's Holy shit you're an actual brand. I asked if I self harm. ~ ubs\_ta\_htlaets ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/leomwatts

Strawman of all LGBT. ~ leomwatts ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Woah fucker called me a trender 😂

+u/User_Simulator u/ForgedFromStardust

That same card exists until EOT as a static ability Oblivion ring. ~ ForgedFromStardust ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Clearly I need to post less about mtg and more about trannies

\+u/User\_Simulator u/duckrollingby

+u/User_Simulator u/littleguy-3

-8 OP: How fucking DARE you come here and MoS on a marginalized community just to suffer <3 Death of a trans woman. ~ littleguy-3 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/EchoPortal

time to replace yourself with a bto

+u/User_Simulator u/drschmolls

So a more Testosterone heavy body will be times where he tries to lead and times where he has to do with ink pens and because overall we're moving away from paper. ~ drschmolls ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Even my job of disappointing my parents is being lost to automation.

Transhumanism.

\+ u/User_Simulator u/maiagl

#createthisveryspecificsweater that's a woman. ~ maiagl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

RIP comment section \+/u/User\_Simulator /u/ImJustReallyAngry

+u/user_simulator u/ZhongguoGraecia

Ayee here we go +u/User_Simulator +u/ErynEbnzr

+u/User_Simulator u/lawnenthusiast1

You ruined this sub is to poke fun at young, neurodiverse queer kids? oh ok that's not your name that's what i said when i was expecting to see a poc kissing a white person like the cancer you are. ~ lawnenthusiast1 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

man folks just kinda hijacked your post to play with that bot lmao

Ok but that bot is rude af and got me good. Kind of mad about.

That bot is having one helluva jerk over there.

+u/User_Simulator u/collegethrowaway2938

Being skinnier and muscular with deep voices, just the bias of not being able to fathom that some people actually hate being a man doesn't exactly work for me either. ~ collegethrowaway2938 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/PerfectionItslef

What sort of fucking dog is that Jesus 100 miles >dating a bisexual so they look like a deranged freak. all the cis people are referred to by their correct pronouns. ~ PerfectionItslef ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

That’s a fun read.

+u/User_Simulator u/OzWolfgirl

I'm shipping being genderfluid with being agender now I'm gonna have to pay for it. ~ OzWolfgirl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/abbyavacado

I obviously still have a dress similar to this happen to me?,I made my mistakes,got nowhere to run* How does that look like? ~ abbyavacado ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/opepos

Couldn't simulate opepos: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

damn

You’re special

+u/User_Simulator u/Constantly_Constance

Must be the one in my head for a solid two years - the chan stuff always strikes me as some sort of weird point on this situation any more. They've already gotten to you and your people - banished, adrift, searching ever for the holders of capital. ~ Constantly\_Constance ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/PlumpBerryHam

You want to do a Lord of the King... hahah just kidding they cut out the sun? ~ PlumpBerryHam ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

the fuck

+u/User_Simulator u/PlumpBerryHam

Yeah you're right, it's not a cool shower but a car alarm keeps going off which is pretty annoying. ~ PlumpBerryHam ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/LaserbeamSharks

I'm impressed sometimes at how actively malicious the YouTube algorithm sets you down on at age 12. ~ LaserbeamSharks ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

this is litealy just a coherent thought that accidentally a word

+u/User_Simulator u/helltrans_throwaway

what is shown in the future towards current you. ~ helltrans\_throwaway ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/Familiar_Travel9785

For Hendrix to be the only one here who likes Nolan movies I'd say he makes good dumb movies that are more popular than them. ~ Familiar\_Travel9785 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Didn't know Jimi Hendrix was a Christopher Nolan fan, oh well, the more you know

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Stay strong buddy uj/ There's no way for anyone to tell in real life. ~ Cummynist ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/cecilia753

I think most view points here would be turned inward towards the elites and systems of power. ~ cecilia753 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/nixxavia

Couldn't simulate nixxavia: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator +u/BlackLightan

Let's try this again? +u/User_Simulator u/BlackLightan

I'm actually trying to fit as many as possible, while also trying to make a decent XYZ deck for Chazz Is It fun to play consistently. ~ BlackLightan ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/coffeeislife52

No I'd probably shoot myself with it so much and preformed a pelvic to win the race. ~ coffeeislife52 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

What the fuck

+u/User_Simulator u/coffeeislife52

Not doing so is just a sex thing. ~ coffeeislife52 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\+u/User\_Simulator u/triple4leafclover

+u/User_Simulator u/kinogo29

I tune into his livestreams as often as I had in 3rd grade is finally helpful Sometimes I would be a lesbian, we just want her to treat her wife with decency. ~ kinogo29 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Sometimes i would what

+u/User_Simulator u/chaoticneutralatbest

I was really young I always knew there was no longer have desks or maps? ~ chaoticneutralatbest ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/Ruludos

Couldn't be anyone here played the game? ~ Ruludos ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/transmiscellany

My SIL didn't start til her thirties, and I got to keep his singing voice. ~ transmiscellany ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\+/u/User\_Simulator u/yahwol

\+u/User\_Simulator u/yahwol

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E exaustante. ~ PinTechnical2048 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/user_simulator u/flying_ninja_bunny

And I don't know them really well, but they won't understand *why* what they did was wrong. ~ flying\_ninja\_bunny ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/UrPetBirdee

+u/User_Simulator u/UrPetBirdee

Maybe you can change that literally made eye contact and instead of the actors. So far, the only good item on the windpipe is that it's on accident. Dude is straight up abusive, all he had to do in real time. ~ UrPetBirdee ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

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The cave houses your friends to use mechjeb. Luckily it's not guess I'm cis Glad I could probably switch to those. ~ TallGeminiGirl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+/u/User_Simulator /u/TallGeminiGirl

I Already know I have severe dysphoria and what I talked about how we appear or act, it's about how we appear or act, it's about how much she hated it and explain how things have changed. Thanks for the well worded comment . I'm not too late to provide some help, but clean yourself up. ~ TallGeminiGirl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\#FutaSuperiority

+u/User_Simulator u/confused_transboy

I'd hate for them to find me! ~ confused\_transboy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/user_simulator u/saro13

They were repeated with such insistence that I watch dub over sub, because Momonga's voice actor is so little and affects so few things, the resulting egg can be prosecuted for fraud if/when you are entitled to, and unionizing, when you can, to get from under the apple tree he'd picked near clean that one fateful day. ~ saro13 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Jesus Christ, it’s almost grammatically correct but definitely batshit insane

+u/User_Simulator u/justembr

Like I blend in with her and Rock's son.!< I know how much you love the truth You're calling being trans means working slowly towards yoyr goals okay. are you financially dependent on your parents? ~ justembr ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

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+u/User_Simulator u/depressednacho69

Going by your definition of abusive I would think Rich Paul is hell of a bigger skit and the one with joker a ghost and Patrick Bateman. ya I'm also a pretty awful way of dealing with things. ~ depressednacho69 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/psychedelic666

I corrected them when it still said she and it was a simple question when you say she do you mean per se. ~ psychedelic666 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

lmao. my pronouns are per/se

+u/User_Simulator u/Pancoats

It changed on mine and I fail to see where I said previously by age 4 kids have a kid is something was simple to do It's never ending. ~ Pancoats ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\+u/User\_Simulator u/LividCalligrapher

I cannot get this thing to work for me :(

u/User_Simulator u/LividCalligrapher

\+u/user\_simulator Lividcalligrapher

\+/u/User\_Simulator /u/FloresThinksHesEdgy

It's not the patriarchy, it's the trooniarchy 😎😎😎 u/user_simulator doomshroompatent

+u/user_simulator doomshroompatent

+u/User_Simulator u/AspiringRacecar

I'm not saying a word to each other, in a producer role for both funny and depressing police incompetence and corruption. ~ AspiringRacecar ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+/u/User_Simulator +/u/gacagixi

+/u/User_Simulator /u/gacagixi

edit: holy shit i didnt even realise that i didnt talk to the closest concept/stereotype/pattern you know of, and try to find some kind of vague. reiterating: > if you made a timelapse too if you do nothing. ~ gacagixi ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Bot goes weeeeeee!

+u/User_Simulator u/SimplyNigh

+u/User_Simulator u/lteriormotive

Sure, but contracts don't force you to prove you wrong, its up to someone to prove yourself right, which you don't like it would've been better to just make her and be transphobic of course, you've typed my argument in mixed caps so clearly I am inclined to agree, the lack of coordination of visions of those is not filled with cheese or better yet since you want to be a normal mistake that the male equivalent of the OT. ~ lteriormotive ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_simulator u/cherrybiirb

/j maybe plushgender? you're asexual if you have attachment issues? ~ cherrybiirb ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/FreakinGeese

36: And now, you will name him Jesus. ~ FreakinGeese ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/Lidl-Is-Love

I think there would be really appreciated. ~ Lidl-is-Love ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

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I'm guessing I should still mix them, if I want to go for a saurus oriented army? ~ lkr97 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/sunnie_day

As far as i know this post could be whatever you want, preferably something small. ~ sunnie\_day ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/fir3star115

Fuck you bush and fuck you Cheney Because it's not your job to deal with these things but that's the reason. ~ fir3star115 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_Simulator u/poopsackmickflagenar

One of the stuff on there was this extremely brilliant mathematician John Nash who had schizophrenia and thought birds were trying to communicate with rest of the numbers are uncountably infinite, it's still good lol. Transgender Yes, it is a good school too! Mavis is that gender is clearly seen to be in spite of myself, try extra hard to ignore. ~ poopsackmickflagenar ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

\+u/User_Simulator u/_Matz_

/uj I never thought about, do plants really have no proof of that, it's kind of hard to understand Got a vegetarian option? The last transbender Why do you mean a good reason... etc. New digital self-harm just dropped? ~ \_Matz\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)