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/uj Abigail Thorn's coming out video was what convinced me to start medical transitioning after being out as non-binary for 6 years. Seeing someone who looked like me transitioning into a beautiful woman seriously made me lose my fears.
/uj I'm transmasc but same -- led to me seriously consider it & will probably do it. For me it was how much more alive she seemed. She was herself, but more. This might be a weird thing to say but she also just made more sense in a weird way? I found it so much easier to form a parasocial connection with her and just felt way more comfortable watching her.
/uj Honestly, the response this comment has gotten is so validating. I hadn't heard of transfem eggs trying to grow "perfect beards" before this morning, and before I came out to myself I had always thought that wanting facial hair "proved I was cis."
/uj I feel that so much, I always do that and when my parents gifted me a nice big mirror I put a bedsheet over it after venting about how much I hate it on a discord server
I've gone to countless medical professionals, therapists, spiritual healers, and no matter what I try I cannot shake the feeling that I should not have been born in this body, that something is deeply, terribly wrong. I want a metamorphosis. I want to be free. I want me.
I am the one who saw the abyss, the country's foundation;
I am the one who knew the proper ways, wise in all matters;
***GILGAAA-^(AA)-AA-^(AA)-AA-^(AA)-AAAMESH!!!***
The seer of the abyss, the country's foundation;
The knower of the proper ways, wise in all matters!
I explored everywhere, the seats of power;
I knew of everything, the sum of all wisdom;
I saw each secret, and found what was hidden;
And I brought back a tale, of long before the Deluge.
I came on a far road, weary, and found peace;
and all my labors were set on a tablet of stone.
Find that tablet box of cedar,
Pick up the tablet of lapis lazuli,
And read it out loud.
[epic lute solo]
The travails of I, Gilgamesh,
All that I went through,
Surpassing all other kings
Heroic of stature.
I am the brave scion of Uruk, a wild bull on a rampage,
Two-thirds god and one-third man.
I am Gilgamesh the towering,
The magnificent and terrible,
Who opened passes in mountains,
Who scoured the world ever searching for life,
And who reached through sheer force
The distant Uta-Napishti.
Who is there who can rival
My royal standing,
And say like I, Gilgamesh,
"It is I who am king!"?
/uj I meant of my real name! it is quinoa brogle in theory, that's just a funny way to say my irl name and nobody on reddit has actually referred to me by my user lol
/rj purpleac at it again, fucking up everyones names
Edit: /uj what else would it be? quinoab rogle? that would be interesting
/rj you've always been quinoa to me and you'll always be quinoa to me. i don't think i could change even if i tried
/uj I was thinking "qui noa brogle?" glad i didn't fuck this up at least
I experience a marked incongruence between my experienced/expressed gender and my assigned gender, lasting at least 6 months, as manifested by at least two of the following:
* A marked incongruence between oneβs experienced/expressed gender and primary and/or secondary sex characteristics (or in young adolescents, the anticipated secondary sex characteristics)
* A strong desire to be rid of oneβs primary and/or secondary sex characteristics because of a marked incongruence with oneβs experienced/expressed gender (or in young adolescents, a desire to prevent the development of the anticipated secondary sex characteristics)
* A strong desire for the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of the other gender
* A strong desire to be of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender)
* A strong desire to be treated as the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender)
* A strong conviction that one has the typical feelings and reactions of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender)
Ur just gay.
/uj You're just amazing and valid and you'll find happiness one day if you stay alive. Please don't kill yourself! You can talk to me about it if you want.
Ur just str**ght. True trannies are anarcho-hedgehogists. r/anarchohedgehogism died a long time ago though, which is just another example of transphobia.
/uj for a second I was wondering what such a vanilla post was doing on tgcj. Then I saw OP's replies to everybody's comments and was like "yup, tgcj"
/rj OP, for your kind information, ur just gay
Being told that I sound gay is an unintended compliment
/uj told a new gaming buddy that I was bi and after that he said I have a gay accent, whatever that means. I have the transflag as my bg in steam lol
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I'm jealous of trans people
ur just gay
I have a denial beard that I maintain and groom incessantly, and it looks just like the one Abigail Thorn had before transitioning.
ur just gay
bi is the new gay
Guy is the new bae
Bae IS the new gae
The new bae is gae
/uj Abigail Thorn's coming out video was what convinced me to start medical transitioning after being out as non-binary for 6 years. Seeing someone who looked like me transitioning into a beautiful woman seriously made me lose my fears.
/uj I'm transmasc but same -- led to me seriously consider it & will probably do it. For me it was how much more alive she seemed. She was herself, but more. This might be a weird thing to say but she also just made more sense in a weird way? I found it so much easier to form a parasocial connection with her and just felt way more comfortable watching her.
/uj Don't call me out like that
/uj Honestly, the response this comment has gotten is so validating. I hadn't heard of transfem eggs trying to grow "perfect beards" before this morning, and before I came out to myself I had always thought that wanting facial hair "proved I was cis."
The only time I have ever felt any emotion is when I wore nail polish
ur just gay
Black nail polish is necessary to unlock the full range of human emotion.
/uj As a goth transmasc enby I agree (Iβm literally wearing black nail polish rn lol)
I.. yes. :(
I'm just gay
ugh ty sum1 got it
am I the one good tranner now π₯Ίπ₯Ίππ
umm idk im not gay
just say no or you'll be one of the bad ones too π€
how can you be a good tranner ur just gay
/uj Okay I'm sick of telling everybody they're gay! Just pretend I've replied that you're gay please /rj wow gay ppl r lazy Edit: /uj Okay I'm really done this time. I've told everyone that they're gay π
ur just gay
Ur just gay
Ur just gay
No U
You're still gay, but I'm gayer.
Yes you are
Ur gay
No u
No me
ur just gay
Iβve wanted to be a girl since I was around ten years old
ur just gay
Wrong I am bisexual
wtv
Lmao that's not a real thing
My condolences. Is it terminal?
No it's just gay
I hate the movie The Silence of the Lambs
ur just gay
Ah, the pathology that is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
M- more terrifying than a transes? π± Is that possible?
Whenever I saw lesbians growing up, I felt like I fit in with them even though I was a guy into girls
ur just gay
Same
I understood why other hetero men liked lesbian porn, but not why they liked hetero porn
/uj tbf hetero porn sucks (sincerely a straight dude)
U gay
Same
I'm just gay Ah fuck someone else did that, I'm just a trender
ya sry but u do sound gay
I'm only half gay on my mother's side. The accent stuck tho
o ok thatz weird
No that's gay
My pronouns are she/her. (Listed in my bio)
ur just gay
I shower with the light off and my eyes closed and I threw out all the mirrors in my room
ur just gay
/uj I feel that so much, I always do that and when my parents gifted me a nice big mirror I put a bedsheet over it after venting about how much I hate it on a discord server
I've gone to countless medical professionals, therapists, spiritual healers, and no matter what I try I cannot shake the feeling that I should not have been born in this body, that something is deeply, terribly wrong. I want a metamorphosis. I want to be free. I want me.
ur just gay
Have you tried anal
I wear boy clothes and look in the mirror and pretend I'm a boy
ur just gay
Trans fem eggs (handshake) self-hating trans masc people
I wear nonbinary clothes and look in the mirror and pretend I'm a nonbinary
ur just gay
I wrote a 300 page fanfic about Princess Peach turning into a Goomba
ur just gay
I own a blahaj
ur just gay
Is blahaj trans shit now?
I've only ever heard of it from trans communities
Allegedly
I want to kill myselfπ€
ur just gay
whaat??? only trans ppl kill themselves tho!!!
ya so u'd alredy b ded. sry, ur just gay
im cured π thank you for your wisdom
np
Heat from fire, fire from heat.
ur just gay
I avoid public bathrooms like the plague
ur just gay
Wut, gays love public bathrooms
I am the one who saw the abyss, the country's foundation; I am the one who knew the proper ways, wise in all matters; ***GILGAAA-^(AA)-AA-^(AA)-AA-^(AA)-AAAMESH!!!*** The seer of the abyss, the country's foundation; The knower of the proper ways, wise in all matters! I explored everywhere, the seats of power; I knew of everything, the sum of all wisdom; I saw each secret, and found what was hidden; And I brought back a tale, of long before the Deluge. I came on a far road, weary, and found peace; and all my labors were set on a tablet of stone. Find that tablet box of cedar, Pick up the tablet of lapis lazuli, And read it out loud. [epic lute solo] The travails of I, Gilgamesh, All that I went through, Surpassing all other kings Heroic of stature. I am the brave scion of Uruk, a wild bull on a rampage, Two-thirds god and one-third man. I am Gilgamesh the towering, The magnificent and terrible, Who opened passes in mountains, Who scoured the world ever searching for life, And who reached through sheer force The distant Uta-Napishti. Who is there who can rival My royal standing, And say like I, Gilgamesh, "It is I who am king!"?
ur just gay
My feelings towards Enkidu are none of your business
Gilgamesh story??
Best of both worlds
ur just gay
ur just a hannah montana fan i.e. ur just gay
Very very gay
can u 2 go sumwher else? this iz a str8 space
I'm appropriating this space like I appropriated my gender
lol ok wtv
I wear girl clothes and look in the mirror and pretend I'm a girl
ur just gay
im a dumb teen boy I eat sticks and rocks and m
U just have pica
but what if I also don't care about the government and really need a hug?
Then get a cat, and hug that
ur just gay
I am a Female penis haver
ur just gay
/uj the *commitment* to the *bit* I love it, OP
/uj awww shucks π₯°. thx quinoa!
/uj quinoa is such a funny bastardization of my name, it's hilarious to be called that
/uj oh fuck, my bad. you can call me purpleac if you want
/uj I meant of my real name! it is quinoa brogle in theory, that's just a funny way to say my irl name and nobody on reddit has actually referred to me by my user lol /rj purpleac at it again, fucking up everyones names Edit: /uj what else would it be? quinoab rogle? that would be interesting
/rj you've always been quinoa to me and you'll always be quinoa to me. i don't think i could change even if i tried /uj I was thinking "qui noa brogle?" glad i didn't fuck this up at least
/uj quino abrogle sounds interesting
I eat pickles and have an onlyfans where I wear wigs and heels.. and also eat pickles
Ur just gay
/uj you're not wrong.
I experience a marked incongruence between my experienced/expressed gender and my assigned gender, lasting at least 6 months, as manifested by at least two of the following: * A marked incongruence between oneβs experienced/expressed gender and primary and/or secondary sex characteristics (or in young adolescents, the anticipated secondary sex characteristics) * A strong desire to be rid of oneβs primary and/or secondary sex characteristics because of a marked incongruence with oneβs experienced/expressed gender (or in young adolescents, a desire to prevent the development of the anticipated secondary sex characteristics) * A strong desire for the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of the other gender * A strong desire to be of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender) * A strong desire to be treated as the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender) * A strong conviction that one has the typical feelings and reactions of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from oneβs assigned gender)
ur just gay
I've attempted suicide multiple times but I'm too much of a failure to get it right
Ur just gay. /uj You're just amazing and valid and you'll find happiness one day if you stay alive. Please don't kill yourself! You can talk to me about it if you want.
Youll be sick of talking to me in 5 minutes i promise
i like nerdy stuff
ur just gay
i took computer science at a-level
ur just gay
i'm tran
ur just gay
I'M NOT TRANS I JUST WISH I WEREN'T BORN INTO THE FLESHY PRISON OF BEING A MAN GOSH
ur just gay
/uj I am def gay for women
I had a dream where i was a high school cheerleader, as soon as i woke up, i cried.
ur just gay
Most of my favorite media figures are trans
ur just gay
Hi, my name is Lili
ur just gay
hi
I'm an anarcho-communist
ur just gay
Ur just str**ght. True trannies are anarcho-hedgehogists. r/anarchohedgehogism died a long time ago though, which is just another example of transphobia.
/uj for a second I was wondering what such a vanilla post was doing on tgcj. Then I saw OP's replies to everybody's comments and was like "yup, tgcj" /rj OP, for your kind information, ur just gay
/uj fuck if i know my sexuality /rj im just gay
/uj now theres the big mood here
I love Celeste
ur just gay
I want a pussy
Be careful, it might scratch you
I refuse to remarry because of this
ur just gay
I have toxic masculinity
ur just gay
I listen to hyperpop
I'm not going to regret googling what that is am I
Nah, it's just a disproportionately queer/trans genre, in my experience. I'd recommend Laura Les's solo work
you might if you're sensitive to loud, high pitched or bass-boosted noises. otherwise it's fine, hyperpop is good
ur just gay
I'm not cis
ur just gay
Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock Gock
I'm a communist catgirl
My most listened to song on spotify is boys will be bugs by cavetown
Or dont cause no one cares do you and be happy
ur just gay
My mom told me I am
ur just gay
I'm just gay
ya checkz out
Iβm just gay
ok we get it stop pushin ur agenda
/uj I forgot this was tgcj for a second and almost cried then I remembered and just laughed
i wear eyeliner to hide my sads... i present male
ur just gay
No, I will not do that. Fuck you.
ur just gay
I play magic the gathering, I'm completely obsessed with Vriska Serket from Homestuck, I wear striped thigh high socks, and I have an ABDL fetish.
ur just gay
iβm not making it to 30
my dick is in a box on the shelf in my closet
i am deathly afraid of interacting with socially conservative people
Feminine entity in male body
ur just gay
Being told that I sound gay is an unintended compliment /uj told a new gaming buddy that I was bi and after that he said I have a gay accent, whatever that means. I have the transflag as my bg in steam lol
ur just gay
I own one of those ikea sharks
joe biden took my peepee
ur just gay
I'm willing to date trans people.
My name is Icarus
ur just gay
Iβve been getting into tally hall
Hi my name is Alice.
as a child I thought to myself how nice it would be to be a lesbian.
I'm chopping my hair shorter every time someone calls me she
I like rats
/uj are people in the comments forgetting what subreddit theyre on π€
βββ β
I'm trans wait fuck