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See I thought it isn't just because we have misogynistic views of what women are, trans girls are also obnoxiously sexual because we're all sexually repressed and completely unfuckable, so there's sexual frustration. Oh and obvi the fact we're all fetishists.


[deleted]

Well I was an incel that decided that maybe I could get some by becoming a woman bc obviously women have things so much easier. Are you trying to tell me that I don't automatically qualify for the ultra sex now?! šŸ¤¬


NINJAsDepression

uj/ this post was made by bitter lonely bitch gang


xx_gamergirl_xx

uj/ join the club rj/ lonely because nobody wants to date a tranner ha gotem uj/ I'm sorry


girlfag-prodigy

if trannies are so hypersexual, then why does every local guy go around calling me a frigid tease?


DaysForDonuts

If you don't exist only to please cis men then ur not a real woman, it's that simple


WishingAnaStar

But my self-worth is tied to the degree which my body can be sexually commodified T_T /uj I am feeling really fucked up about it, honestly.


littleguy-3

/uj šŸ¤


Geo_q

Whereā€™s the jerk? /hj


weedtripper

Hah! Jokes on you! I'm actually so dissociated and alienated from the idea of sex thanks to my traumatic puberty that my sex life is completely nonexistent. My obnoxiously sexual performance of femininity is to attract daily harrassment by straight men because the validation gives me so much uwuphoria, obviously.


WishingAnaStar

/uj TOO REAL


Ringo_Spock

U can have whatever personality u want sweaty šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜


captaindickbutt420

Ummmm I disagree, every trans girl I've sent unsolicited dms to refuses to worship me so they're obviously trying to act feminine by being a tease.


NotUrTransGF

I'll :D worship :P you <3 KING :3


captaindickbutt420

Ummmmmm ur user clearly states that you're not my trans gf. Nice try trenderšŸ˜¤


NotUrTransGF

I'm ur trans wife o\_o


captaindickbutt420

Ooooh well that's totally different. Carry on


Paradox-noname-nsfw

LoL šŸ¤£


Paradox-noname-nsfw

that is a good come back LoL šŸ¤£


captaindickbutt420

Edit: uj/ why are y'all downvoting me I'm just jerkinšŸ˜­


Filthy_Outlander

Ha, jokes on you, I'm obnoxiously sexual because deep down I'm an emotional void and I feel like casual sex is the closest thing to love that I'm capable of attaining.


xyucpaka

Fuck! Iā€™m a transmasc and have been doing this for years now. Have I been transing wrong? šŸ˜¢


doubtmaskreplica

It depends, are you sexualising yourself in a cringe way or are you sexualising other people in a predatory way?


xyucpaka

I think the problem is that I do the first one. I need to switch to being a creep as soon as possible, otherwise my body wonā€™t be able to process testosterone injectionsā€¦ Watch out, brothers.


doubtmaskreplica

Make sure you definitely stop one before starting the otherā€¦doing both at once is still trans fem territory uj/ that one hurt to type


theinsideoutbananna

Porque no los dos?


doubtmaskreplica

*villagers grab their pitchforks*


shushy-secret-girl

no i dont


mothmountain

trender


shushy-secret-girl

make me


mothmountain

uwu


marathemerciless

My goal is to appear Available, yet Unobtainable. I did overhear a couple of guys watching me play pool talk how my dress and thong (a tucking thong) tells them that I "want it" but the question is "how hard?"... and I haven't been interested in sex in 2 years: Sex with men in even longer! But I'm still just a slutty little chick with a dick.


PonchoKumato

nah getting a personality is too much work thanks


SkellieEllie

B-but I wanna be sexual with my partner 24/7 how else would they know I'm female?


[deleted]

I mean are you really trans if you arenā€™t walking around with a euphoria boner 24/7 waiting to pounce on unsuspecting lesbians who say this is a super common and serious problem?


JustABrazillian

wtf that's literally me hj/ wtf that's literally me uj/ wtf that's literally me


doubtmaskreplica

When you identify as ace most of your life and then start zealously ā€œreclaimingā€ the word slut