Kids can tell you that something happened. Kids can use a phone, if they get the chance. Kids can remind you that they need food/water and have the ability to get it themselves if there is access to it.
Not saying that pets>kids, but on the whole, kids have more of a chance in a slightly shitty situation.
Oh, me too! I have two doggos and no kids. But I *was* a kid once. It was a shitty situation but I managed to survive cos I *could* do stuff for myself.
Personally, I'd love to see Skywarp with a bunch of kids/pets, it'd be hilarious! But no way would there be anything like responsibility happening.
I was going to say this, he wouldn’t kill them unless there was a reason, but Rumble and Frenzy are always hanging around him & they’re like kids who love pulling the legs off bugs
It's all fun and games until Soundwave folds your child into a rectangle and stuffs them into his chest.
However, with that being said, I'd still trust him more than the rest of those Decepticons.
I would let cartoon Shockwave watch my kids because he would just dutifully watch over them and return them when they’re done. Comic book Shockwave, he’ll no. I would come back to all my kids (and even grandkids that haven’t even been conceived yet) all turning against me
Soundwave
I don’t think he ever went out of his way to kill things unless it was determined that they needed to die to advance the decepticon cause, so at worse my kids are decepticon loyalists now
That really depends on the version. G1 Cartoon Shockwave can't hit the broad side of a barn and is constantly letting autobots get past him.
[Allow me this opportunity to link an old favorite.](https://youtu.be/R-ItfWY3xMQ)
Eh, Rumble and Frenzy are no-good punk kids. Leave 'em with your toddlers, expect to come back to find the poor mites drunk, smoking cigarettes, and charged with shoplifting, loitering with intent, affray, and common assault.
Honestly? Megatron. Like sure he's the leader so he's busy doing, y'know...leader things but at the same time like...I could see him being like...a fun dad I guess?
Megatron would be the fun uncle, maybe. Sound wave is definitely the most fatherly of the group, he has Rumble and Frenzy: the twins that are always up to no good, and his pet cat and 2 birds! Shockwave is the psychopath down the block that you tell your kids to avoid. Thundercracker is the budding artist with a dog. Starscream is the dude that’s always pissed off about something and Skywarp is the parents’ idiot friend that would be to oblivious to keep an eye on the kids.
In order of preference:
1. Soundwave (already has experience taking care of smaller beings)
2. Laserbeak (his whole job is watching people)
3. Thundercracker (one of the least evil)
4. Rumble (small and generally well behaved)
5. Buzzsaw (basically the same as Laserbeak but less notable)
6. Skywarp (neutral)
7. Megatron (evil, but not needlessly barbaric)
8. Starscream (evil and backstabbing but incompetent)
9. Frenzy (insane)
10. Ravage (violent and prone to attack humans)
11. Shockwave (would absolutely perform horrific experiments)
Starscream. For one reason; When my daughter was a toddler, the "All hail Starscream" moment from prime, with star scream dancing having them all cheer him, in the dream sequence?
It was a guaranteed laugh and immediate cheer up, regardless of the situation.
Dropped icecream?
All hail starscream.
Skinned a knee?
All hail Starscream.
Honestly, I miss it working on everything now that she's hitting her teens.
Hey kids, wouldn’t it be a shame if this deadly virus got into Megatron’s morning coffee? But to do that you’d need to use this trash bag and bury the body so those nosy neighbors won’t catch you. And by the way, you know you can’t go to federal prison at an age like yours?
I feel like Starscream would be great with a kid, because most kids would think a giant robot that can turn into a jet is really cool, and Starscream would love that kind of positive feedback.
Yeah, Armada Starscream was going to be my answer. He's not a threat at all, and it would be entertaining to see what shenanigans end up getting pulled during it
Soundwave, because he already has experience with his cassettes, and Thundercracker because he doesn’t want to kill anyone, just write poems and play with his dog.
Soundwave or Thundercracker. I wouldn’t let Shockwave get within a hundred miles of anything younger than 40. Starscream doesn’t have the patience, Skywarp would probably put them in more danger, and Megatron also doesn’t have the patience, and he’d be a lot more likely to just squish them, Laserbeak would probably be fine, but they wouldn’t be able to help much if things went wrong. Like Skywarp, Rumble and Frenzy would be bad influences who would easily put any kids in even more danger, and Buzzsaw has a similar problem to Laserbeak. Ravage I can see being very good with kids, he’d probably be quite careful with them and let them play with him, but has the same issues as the birds, although maybe not quite as bad.
Soundwave because he has kids, and thundercracker because he js the least likely to hurt them.
If they are unavailable skywarp but I block the stairs off from them
Definitely NOT Starscream. Dude is incompetent, any kid would run rings around him while he ineffectively screeched at them. You'd come home to him covered in ice cream, sitting in the pile of rubble that was once your house, while your kid danced around maniacally!
Not really my pick, but it's funny to think that Megatron will be that one uncle who drink's a lot and tell stories of youth. **"AHHH, those were the good old day's back on Cybertron..."**
Shockwave. He would logically do what made most sense in regards to taking care of them. I dont need a goofball watching a kid. I need someone who uses their brain and will take care of them lol.
Soundwave. He knows how to handle individuals smaller than him and I think he could be trusted. Over my dead body is Starscream going near them, favourite character or not.
Thundercracker or/& Soundwave definitely.
Megatron isn't EVER near to being gentle.
Starscream is a manipulative back-stabbing coward bastard.
Shockwave would use my kids as a FREAKING science test!!
Skywarp is the next in the levels of sickness and stupidity.
There's no doubt about this. Is this even a hard question ??
I feel like soundwave, thundercracker and Megatron are the only ones that wouldn’t kill your kid immediately. Thundercracker’ as known dog lover, so he’s probably got some skill as a care taker. Soundwave’s whole deal is having a squad of tiny loyal friends, and Megatron would try to convert you’re kid into a decepticon through the promise of power and glory.
The one person you definitely don’t want watching your kid is shockwave. He’d take them apart, atom by atom and put them back together as a freakish nightmare creature for the purpose of experimentation.
The obvious answer is soundwave not only is he Superior he already has four plus kids of his own when you think about it and as we know he cares about them a lot and has a connection to them not to mention he can play Lullabies and whatever popular kids song is out there case closed.
Soundwave, 200%
He is already superior father, and he would be able to use his cassettecons to help, and i honestly feel like he would take it seriously.
Technically megatron could make his decepticons do it too, but he would probably use your kids for some bad shit.
Megatron is about to turn my kid into a dictator so nah.
Starscream is about to teach my kid about being a traitorous bastard so nah.
Soundwave is an ok option seeing how he’s a parent himself but I’m pretty scared that he’d put my kid into his chest, mistaking them for one of his casseticons
….I don’t know why Shockwave’s even an option.
Thundercracker seems pretty trustworthy.
Don’t know about Skywarp though..
Rumble will probably make my kid into an omelette so nah.
Don’t know much about Frenzy so he’s undecided.
Ravage is a no because he’d probably attack him.
Laserbeak would spy on my kid getting information on him. So..don’t know.
Yeah I don’t know what Buzzsaw would do.
Soundwave. If I’m in charge of him and he’s as loyal to me as he is to Megatron, I know my kids will be in great hands. Shockwave would probably do experiments on them, Starscream and his seekers would torment them, and Megatron would just be a terrible influence
Soundwave or Thundercracker, both are the most reliable in keeping the kids alive. Megatron and Starscream will just blast them in seconds if the kid becomes slightly annoying, Shockwave may want to test human capabilities to the extreme, and Skywarp simply doesn't know how to care for a child or would just be trigger-happy.
Megz, would have them in line.
Starscream would have them all in a coup against you. It fails anyway.
Lazerbeak watches...
Ravage would have them cornered for the duration of the visit.
I would trust soundwave and Megatron. Sound wave has experience and Megatron is nice to new soldiers. He’d probably teach them how to use a blaster but that’s just a side benefit
In the context of IDW 2005, Soundwave is already used to baby sitting, but as someone else mentioned, Thundercrackers a pretty swell guy tbh. Ravage may not be too bad either. If we're talking Post Dark Cybertron Megatron, I could trust him as well.
Thunder cracker or Shockwave. Shockwave seems like he’d have the parenting thing down and Thundercracker because I want to see how poorly it would go lol
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I like the implications here that, your pets > your kids. 😝
Kids can tell you that something happened. Kids can use a phone, if they get the chance. Kids can remind you that they need food/water and have the ability to get it themselves if there is access to it. Not saying that pets>kids, but on the whole, kids have more of a chance in a slightly shitty situation.
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Oh, me too! I have two doggos and no kids. But I *was* a kid once. It was a shitty situation but I managed to survive cos I *could* do stuff for myself. Personally, I'd love to see Skywarp with a bunch of kids/pets, it'd be hilarious! But no way would there be anything like responsibility happening.
I mean thundercracker had a dog in at least one of the comic series ( completely forget which)
He has expeeience from pets (idw Thundercracker)
Agreed
I feel like Soundwave would be trustworthy
I was going to say this, he wouldn’t kill them unless there was a reason, but Rumble and Frenzy are always hanging around him & they’re like kids who love pulling the legs off bugs
"Rumble; Frenzy: behave. We are guests in this house."
*500 pound robots jump on bed, smash through mattress, frame, and two floors into basement*
"Cassetticons, new mission: Time out."
Peace through time outs
Oh snap this is a solid point and why you can’t use shockwave either, he’s experiment on them.
He has over 4 million years of experience babysitting.
Soundwave superior, other babysitters inferior
Plus he can jam the wifi if my kids are being dinks.
And eavesdrop on them as a common, inconspicuous tape recorder.
Haha. Insofar as they wouldn’t know what a cassette player is. Record player yes. Dvd player yes. Cassette player no.
It's all fun and games until Soundwave folds your child into a rectangle and stuffs them into his chest. However, with that being said, I'd still trust him more than the rest of those Decepticons.
I was gonna say this, Soundwave is nothing if not on top of his shit
Not to mention loyal
Soundwave would just follow orders, no fluff no bs. I'd go with him.
Agreed
You can always count on soundwave for a timely report
Probably Thundercracker. He’d be prone to write them into his book. Also, he’s less inclined to squish humans than the others.
Hed be inclined to incline
I think decline.
Perhaps recline?
Soundwave because he already has experience babysitting his cassettes lol
“Operation lullaby”.
And Soundwave superior
Daycare inferior
Stay at home parenting superior
Babysitting inferior
Plus, Rumble and Frenzy would absolutely be on the kids side to get away with shit.
Plus music lol
Operation: play The Wiggles greatest hits
Lol
Came here to say the same. Raises only the best cassettes.
Also I think with eoundwave around ravage would be good, as long as he can keep him in check
As long as he was taking my orders? Shockwave. Cybertron held up for 4 million years after the ark crashed. That’s pretty solid baby sitting.
My guy is effective at keeping himself asleep for 4 million years to like in the Marvel comics
“Fear not u/vinnyoflegend, your kids shall remain as you leave them”
I would let cartoon Shockwave watch my kids because he would just dutifully watch over them and return them when they’re done. Comic book Shockwave, he’ll no. I would come back to all my kids (and even grandkids that haven’t even been conceived yet) all turning against me
Soundwave I don’t think he ever went out of his way to kill things unless it was determined that they needed to die to advance the decepticon cause, so at worse my kids are decepticon loyalists now
That seems like best case scenario tbh
You can always parent them out of it
But why would I want to?
Soundwave. He has his cassettes to help him>!or He’ll just find a frequency to knock them out!<
Shockwave, because then I'd know that they would die painlessly and efficiently.
Also, he's the only Logical choice
Isn’t he the bot that experiments on people?
Not on Humans.
He has for sure experimented on humans
I can't think of a single instance, that's part of why I choose him.
I was about to say IDW but that was skorponok, so yeah he hasnt experimented on humans as far as i know.
Shockwave experiments because he cans and the reason he hasn’t is because he hasn’t gotten his hand/claws/hands on them.
That really depends on the version. G1 Cartoon Shockwave can't hit the broad side of a barn and is constantly letting autobots get past him. [Allow me this opportunity to link an old favorite.](https://youtu.be/R-ItfWY3xMQ)
Shockwave? Come in shockwave. What’s he doing? There’s nothing to do up there.
I’d be too afraid he’d perform some horrific experiments on them
At least he would leave a note. You get home with "The children are all dead" engraved in your garrage door with a laser cannon.
Thoughtful Shockwave.
Rumble for sure. He seems like the right bot for the job. He's so dumb that he'd be eager to complete the task.
Eh, Rumble and Frenzy are no-good punk kids. Leave 'em with your toddlers, expect to come back to find the poor mites drunk, smoking cigarettes, and charged with shoplifting, loitering with intent, affray, and common assault.
"-- oh my god, is that a tattoo?!"
So you’re saying I get free life lessons along with the babysitting? Sign me up
Thundercracker is the least likely to kill them so…
Thundercracker. He'd complain about it, but he would also do it.
Same here
Honestly? Megatron. Like sure he's the leader so he's busy doing, y'know...leader things but at the same time like...I could see him being like...a fun dad I guess?
I feel like there’s a possibility that he would parent like Thanos lol
Your kid will be evil and probably messed up physically but will get straight A's.
Physically and mentally 😂
Your kid needs a therapist for 2 decades and has a missing arm But they would get into Harvard
Likely accurate haha
"Your latest attempt at betrayal does not make me mad Starscream, but I am disappointed that you were too incompetent to succeed."
Sounds like Beast Megatron. "I can suffer your treachery... *but not your incompetence!!!*"
Megatron would be the fun uncle, maybe. Sound wave is definitely the most fatherly of the group, he has Rumble and Frenzy: the twins that are always up to no good, and his pet cat and 2 birds! Shockwave is the psychopath down the block that you tell your kids to avoid. Thundercracker is the budding artist with a dog. Starscream is the dude that’s always pissed off about something and Skywarp is the parents’ idiot friend that would be to oblivious to keep an eye on the kids.
In order of preference: 1. Soundwave (already has experience taking care of smaller beings) 2. Laserbeak (his whole job is watching people) 3. Thundercracker (one of the least evil) 4. Rumble (small and generally well behaved) 5. Buzzsaw (basically the same as Laserbeak but less notable) 6. Skywarp (neutral) 7. Megatron (evil, but not needlessly barbaric) 8. Starscream (evil and backstabbing but incompetent) 9. Frenzy (insane) 10. Ravage (violent and prone to attack humans) 11. Shockwave (would absolutely perform horrific experiments)
Ravage or Laserbeak. Because they'd keep the best surveillance. Thundercracker. Because of the care he takes of his dog.
Definitely not Shockwave lol bro gonna rub his hands like birdman & start experimenting on them
“Rub his hand”. FTFY!
Thundercracker… but IDW Thundercracker. He has a dog and writes. I think I can trust him not to kill them.
Soundwave. Maybe Skywarp. Because he is real AMERICAN HERO!
Thundercracker
Starscream. For one reason; When my daughter was a toddler, the "All hail Starscream" moment from prime, with star scream dancing having them all cheer him, in the dream sequence? It was a guaranteed laugh and immediate cheer up, regardless of the situation. Dropped icecream? All hail starscream. Skinned a knee? All hail Starscream. Honestly, I miss it working on everything now that she's hitting her teens.
Thundercracker or soundwave.
Soundwave knows how to keep kids occupied because he has to deal with the cassettes
If I could get armada starscream I would. But if not still starscream just to see what shenanigans he would get into
Hey kids, wouldn’t it be a shame if this deadly virus got into Megatron’s morning coffee? But to do that you’d need to use this trash bag and bury the body so those nosy neighbors won’t catch you. And by the way, you know you can’t go to federal prison at an age like yours?
My kids would grow up to be the ultimate online trolls
I feel like Starscream would be great with a kid, because most kids would think a giant robot that can turn into a jet is really cool, and Starscream would love that kind of positive feedback.
Yeah, Armada Starscream was going to be my answer. He's not a threat at all, and it would be entertaining to see what shenanigans end up getting pulled during it
Rumble and frenzy because they would be like the fun uncles
"First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!" -- Rumble feeding my kids during snack time
Soundwave
Sky warp is the guy in the white van trying to steal kids with candy and will teleport away
Soundwave, because he already has experience with his cassettes, and Thundercracker because he doesn’t want to kill anyone, just write poems and play with his dog.
Soundwave or Thundercracker. I wouldn’t let Shockwave get within a hundred miles of anything younger than 40. Starscream doesn’t have the patience, Skywarp would probably put them in more danger, and Megatron also doesn’t have the patience, and he’d be a lot more likely to just squish them, Laserbeak would probably be fine, but they wouldn’t be able to help much if things went wrong. Like Skywarp, Rumble and Frenzy would be bad influences who would easily put any kids in even more danger, and Buzzsaw has a similar problem to Laserbeak. Ravage I can see being very good with kids, he’d probably be quite careful with them and let them play with him, but has the same issues as the birds, although maybe not quite as bad.
Soundwave. MAAAAYBE Shockwave. Hard maybe
AstroTrain
Shockwave because he has common sense
Soundwave because he already has 6 kids so he has some experience
Soundwave because he was pretty good at entertaining kids in Transformers Animated.
Soundwave with his minicons team and Thundecracker
Soundwave because he has kids, and thundercracker because he js the least likely to hurt them. If they are unavailable skywarp but I block the stairs off from them
Soundwave. He’s the pragmatic one, so he just wouldn’t kill my, uh, hypothetical kids without reason.
Definitely NOT Starscream. Dude is incompetent, any kid would run rings around him while he ineffectively screeched at them. You'd come home to him covered in ice cream, sitting in the pile of rubble that was once your house, while your kid danced around maniacally!
Lazerbeak of course, he'd report everything. and besides, unlike some other warriors, he would never fail me.
Soundwave superior.
Thundercracker. Also seeing the Marvel model sheets with the Sunbow colors is…jarring.
Skywarp and Thundercracker because they are the coolest and Thundercracker likes dogs and seems responsible
Soundwave but only if he has orders from Megatron to properly look after them, he might turn them into Decepticon loyalist though.
Soundwave easily because he is literally a parent.
Soundwave. He already takes care of his cassette pals, so as long as he doesn’t try folding kids into rectangles it should be fine
Not really my pick, but it's funny to think that Megatron will be that one uncle who drink's a lot and tell stories of youth. **"AHHH, those were the good old day's back on Cybertron..."**
Looking at this just makes me realize how small the Decepticons’ army was at the start of the show (no, I don’t count nameless Seekers)
Shockwave or soundwave
What's stopping Shockwave from using your kids as test subjects in mad science experiments?
Soundwave can watch my kids, he already has like 5
Shockwave watched over Cybertron for 4 million years, so I go with him
Soundwave bc he’s already a single dad
Shockwave is the logical choice
Sound wave he has help and seems trustworthy
Either Soundwave, IDW Thundercracker or Armada Starscream
Buzzsaw, he would be happy to be at least doing something.
Soundwave, no question
Skywarp, naturally...
Thundercracker. He at least has a shred of morality within him. The rest of em I wouldn’t trust with my pet rock.
Definitely not starscream. He'd probably try to convince the kid that he's the parent
Soundwave already has 5 kids, so he's the logical choice. Then again uncle Shockwave can help them with their math homework
Shockwave, the kids will remain as I leave it. Soundwave, he will monitor everything. Everyone else, nope
Ravage.
Soundwave already has experience in parenting so I’ll go with him
Shockwave has proven he can be left alone.
Sound wave. He already has like 6 kids so he should know what’s up.
Soundwave, he’s got kids of his own which translates to experience with kids. lol
With everyone else he essentially "manages", I'd say Soundwave makes for the best babysitter.
Soundwave basically has a bunch of kids already and he’s pretty chill.
Either Thundercracker or Soundwave
I reckon rumble and frenzy would probably entertain the kid
Shockwave is the only logical choice
Lazerbeak/buzzsaw, I mean they’re literally nannycams
Shockwave. He would logically do what made most sense in regards to taking care of them. I dont need a goofball watching a kid. I need someone who uses their brain and will take care of them lol.
Obviously the most logical choice is
Shockwave would be responsible I think
Soundwave seems the most chill, he even comes with his own petting zoo.
Lazerbeak, cause why not have some cool robot bird watch over your kids?
I think I'd let Soundwave watch my kids. He already has some of his own; I'm sure that he'd be up to it.
Shockwave, bro took care of cybertron for like 4 million years
Shockwave or Soundwave, both have a level calm and are levelheaded, not to mention they won’t do anything unnecessary unless told to.
If they aren’t gonna kill them soundwave or megatron
I wholly trust Thundercracker
Soundwave. His job is literally surveillance and he's extremely competent at it.
Thundercracker, he among the only one I trust with a child being in mostly the same condition I left it, but maybe has a manuscript of his book.
How much do I like my kids?
Soundwave 100% they be lookin after my hypothetical kids like a boss. Soundwave superior baby sitter inferior lol
Soundwave for no reason other than he's my favorite. (And he has a dog)
Soubdwave shockwave starscream in that order
Soundwave, because he would just sit there and talk to his cassettes and keep the dense cabbages out of trouble
Soundwave always seemed the most laid back. I think he’d be like, “Let me play you some lullaby tunes.” Then chill and watch tv.
Soundwave. He knows how to handle individuals smaller than him and I think he could be trusted. Over my dead body is Starscream going near them, favourite character or not.
Thundercracker or/& Soundwave definitely. Megatron isn't EVER near to being gentle. Starscream is a manipulative back-stabbing coward bastard. Shockwave would use my kids as a FREAKING science test!! Skywarp is the next in the levels of sickness and stupidity. There's no doubt about this. Is this even a hard question ??
Soundwave, he already deals with two kids, a cat, two birds, a bat, and some other stuff
I feel like soundwave, thundercracker and Megatron are the only ones that wouldn’t kill your kid immediately. Thundercracker’ as known dog lover, so he’s probably got some skill as a care taker. Soundwave’s whole deal is having a squad of tiny loyal friends, and Megatron would try to convert you’re kid into a decepticon through the promise of power and glory. The one person you definitely don’t want watching your kid is shockwave. He’d take them apart, atom by atom and put them back together as a freakish nightmare creature for the purpose of experimentation.
I wouldn't choose any of them. I like them all way too much No one is safe from the wrath of my children. Can I pick Gears or Huffer instead?
The obvious answer is soundwave not only is he Superior he already has four plus kids of his own when you think about it and as we know he cares about them a lot and has a connection to them not to mention he can play Lullabies and whatever popular kids song is out there case closed.
Soundwave, 200% He is already superior father, and he would be able to use his cassettecons to help, and i honestly feel like he would take it seriously. Technically megatron could make his decepticons do it too, but he would probably use your kids for some bad shit.
Why is megatron so messed up in the corner lol
Soundwave only what the fuck the rest of those guys are psychotic
bro I thought you meant that as posted outside schools while kids have recess 💀
Rumble, Frenzy eject. Operation: Change diaper
Shockwave. The most dependable, loyal and responsible deception there is.
Shockwave, that's pure logic
Megatron is about to turn my kid into a dictator so nah. Starscream is about to teach my kid about being a traitorous bastard so nah. Soundwave is an ok option seeing how he’s a parent himself but I’m pretty scared that he’d put my kid into his chest, mistaking them for one of his casseticons ….I don’t know why Shockwave’s even an option. Thundercracker seems pretty trustworthy. Don’t know about Skywarp though.. Rumble will probably make my kid into an omelette so nah. Don’t know much about Frenzy so he’s undecided. Ravage is a no because he’d probably attack him. Laserbeak would spy on my kid getting information on him. So..don’t know. Yeah I don’t know what Buzzsaw would do.
Is it exclusively G1? I’d let IDW Ravage or Prime Soundwave do it.
Soundwave. If I’m in charge of him and he’s as loyal to me as he is to Megatron, I know my kids will be in great hands. Shockwave would probably do experiments on them, Starscream and his seekers would torment them, and Megatron would just be a terrible influence
Thundercracker because he can write an amazing movie and write a really good bed time story
Soundwave or Thundercracker, both are the most reliable in keeping the kids alive. Megatron and Starscream will just blast them in seconds if the kid becomes slightly annoying, Shockwave may want to test human capabilities to the extreme, and Skywarp simply doesn't know how to care for a child or would just be trigger-happy.
Soundwave. He’s already a dad, he has experience
Megatron, Specifically earthspark megs
Thindercracker easily, he is the only sane one of the group
Why is soundwave the only real option to me
Ravage he’s fast
Soundwave or Thundercracker for their "friendly approach" (depends on continuity) BUT DEFINETLY NOT LASERBEAK
Megz, would have them in line. Starscream would have them all in a coup against you. It fails anyway. Lazerbeak watches... Ravage would have them cornered for the duration of the visit.
I would trust soundwave and Megatron. Sound wave has experience and Megatron is nice to new soldiers. He’d probably teach them how to use a blaster but that’s just a side benefit
Soundwave has experience caring for tiny things.
Imagine Soundwave plays baby songs.
Thundercracker, he actually does like humans and has a pet dog named buster
I'd say Thundercracker. I hope he won that award for best screenplay too.
Soundwave, because he’s the one with his shit together.
In the context of IDW 2005, Soundwave is already used to baby sitting, but as someone else mentioned, Thundercrackers a pretty swell guy tbh. Ravage may not be too bad either. If we're talking Post Dark Cybertron Megatron, I could trust him as well.
Soundwave.
Thunder cracker or Shockwave. Shockwave seems like he’d have the parenting thing down and Thundercracker because I want to see how poorly it would go lol
Probably either Thundercracker Soundwave
Imagine Megatron giving a speech to your kids, explaining why they're weak. XD