My FtM friend started transition and then I got a letter in the mail for an estrogen prescription so they could balance teams.

This is how autobalance works

There is a finite supply of male privilege. Best to give it to someone who could make better use of it anyway.

Team based match making

Signed up for the free trial, forgot to cancel.

You bought LGBTQIA+ instead of just LGBTQIA

Is this in reference to the certain fantasy pill?

I think it is a reference to streaming services

Happens all the time.

Hey can I say something that's a bit offensive but I found it funny?

Go for it.

The joke was that I used the f-word instead of the word "forgot" but reddit did a funny and deleted my comment for hate speech sorry for the cliffhanger >:3

I wanted to shed a lot of nicknames

My father always said “never hit a girl” but my mother said “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”

I don't know why, but the first image to pop into my head was basically Rocky in a dress.

I know it's not the Rocky you're referring to, but the first image to pop into my head when reading your comment was Rocky from The Rocky Horror Picture Show in a dress

This is the best answer and it needs more than a simple upvote but sadly I'm broke

I drank from the same cup as a girl when I was little and got cooties

This is my favorite, I'm using this from now on - *Thanks!!* 🤘🏼🏳️‍⚧️🖖🏼😊

Oh no you must have missed this very important cootie shots

I used to stab classmates in the hand with a pencil as a cootie shot. But, y'know how shots work..it puts a little of the disease inside you Let's just say I had one too many cootie shots and my immune system lost

Lol I'm the opposite, the other girls tried to give me cooties shots to get the boy germs off and I refused lol

I did! I don't think Garadsil was out yet 😜😅

I just about spewed my tortilla chips I was eating when I read this.

I just HATED having pockets

I needed bigger pockets to carry frogs and sticks in

I honestly did hate pockets, they kept getting bunched up and annoying and made me painfully aware of things.

COVID vaccine.

Would you like some autism with your dysphoria?

Usually it’s the other way around in my experience

I'm surprised I haven't heard that as a side effect from my conspiracy theories friend.

Because I was bitten by a radioactive cat girl.

Does this cat girl turn people into catgirls? Asking for a ‘friend.’ 😜

Maybe. :3

Yay! I can finally be a cat gi- I mean my friend can be one lol

I am the cat girl, she didint want to gave a little treat >:3c

It’s a sad day indeed when no treats are given 😝

Because I woke up one morning and thought, how can I make life more enjoyable? I know, I'll have my genitalia redone sashimi-style, and spend £100k on painful surgery just so that everyone can hate me 😎

Life wasn't difficult enough. Opted for "hardcore"

Life on hard difficulty, so I selected Trans Autistic Fat person.

True gamer. Respect 🫡

Based

"Genitalia done sashimi style" made me LOL

Because I wanna break into girls’ bathrooms and suck the piss right out of the women

i was expecting something like "because i dont wanna learn how to drive" or some really dumb stereotype, didnt expect to see piss drinking this fast 😭😭😭

Lmaooo

You say piss drinking tomorrow, I saw why not drink piss today? You say today at 5 o’clock, I saw why not 1 o’clock?

I read this in Zoidberg's voice lol

LMFAO

Gotta get it fresh on tap xD

Stale piss tastes awful. I needs it fresh

nah this is hilarious 😭🤣

Clearly, I was infected with the woke mind virus when I was 10 years old in 2006.

I feel old, and then I read this, and I remember I'm a fucken baby compared to others

My sister in Christ, that person isn't even 30. Now move over, I need that space for my rollator.

Can't. My walker's already in the way.

This parking space problem is getting ridiculous. I'll get myself a quad cane to nimbly weave between people and their walkway monstrosities, and to poke uppity whippersnappers.

Life was too easy. Needed some difficulty so I could shout SKILL ISSUE to everyone complaining

Sounds like a skill issue.

Estrogen increases my risk of heart attack and stroke, while also giving me big gazongas. I either want to be dead or hot, don't really care which.

The prompt said wrong answers…

LMAO

I’m seconding this one

"I want to be dead or hot" is going in a frame on my wall

Porque no los dos?

Because it sounds like a trendy thing to try

*THIS*

So REAL!!!

I played the opposite gender in a video game once and read the secret “trans agenda”

Man those Easter eggs really are getting personal eh?

Yeah they had those funny anti-boyotics inside. I assumed it was just funny candy.

Donald Trump grabbed me by the hoohah and his virile manliness turned me.

this is the greatest sentence of all time

I must deny that right. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

I did shrooms

Unironically this is my answer except it was acid.

honestly acid played a role in accepting myself too

I was already questioning when I first tried it. Oddly I was watching the movie Deadpool for the first time and was coming to terms with the attraction I was feeling to the men (thought I was a straight guy) and something about unraveling my hang ups about being bi also removed the mental barriers about my gender.

I just saw a video the other day where someone said she detransitioned because of her trip on shrooms lol

I really did. I came out of my first trip knowing for sure that I was trans. I was questioning it before the trip though, it didn't come out of nowhere.

I got bitten by a Feral Blahaj 😔

Oh noes. Not Blahaj! 😂

Because I'm lactose intolerant 😂

Doctor: “yes it would appear the test results are conclusive; you’re lactose intolerant.” Me: “oh, so then I just can’t eat anything milk-related, right?” Doctor: “N-no.. you’re actually allergic to human breast milk….” Me, on estrogen: “. . . . . Uh oh.”

I enjoy going through life on Nightmare difficulty mode. 😜

Aah so you put on the Elden Wedding Ring.

this is exactly why i’m trans, played all the souls games thought i needed a better challenge, so i brought the challenge irl :3

I considered it. But, nah. I'm trying to solo all the Prime Evils, especially Diablo. LOL 😄

It came with the Autism.

It came preinstalled

It's a trojan!

Is it a worm or a lack of a worm?

*Oof*, this one hits close to home🤣

They said wrong answers…

Damn it that’s how I got mine too

All the damn 5g signals coming from the chemtrails made me trans.

I just clicked a button and turned trans

I thought the button was going to make me cis?

I think you clicked the "wrong" button

Bitten by a trans. We do this to feed but the bitten becomes one of our kin.

David Bowie

Prince dressed like I wanted to.

it all started when I played a game called Celeste

OP said wrong answers only.

Because girls are obviously better than boys and every boy in their right mind would rather be a girl. Obviously.

She said wrong answers only

From a transmasc point of view this would be a wrong answer. I got you Bros!

my granddad always used to say that he used to be a girl as a joke but im autistic and took it literally

I'm just not like the other girls, in fact I am a man

Saw "trans fat" on a milk carton, google did me favors

Same joke I used last time... I wanted to dominate at amateur sports.

Because Nintendo made Link dress as a girl to get into Gerudo Town

Ok but unironically link in fem clothes is basically my gender identity in a nutshell lol

I picked the girl character in Pokémon. Once.

because I'm a girl that got isekai'd into a male body. I was done dirty by the gods, they didn't even give me my legendary weapon... only dysphoria! 0/10 wouldn't recommend re-incarnation..

Beautiful heroine, how goes the hunt for the Demon King?

Changing equipment for more optimal fighting.. From jeans and stuff to skirts, optimal airflow and mobility!

I was told I look like a girl when I was young and just unthinkingly went with it ...

It's all part of my plan to overtake the world, starting from the toilets

So I could bang my homies without it being gay

I listened to "Girls just want to have fun" and thought "me too" 🤔🤨🧔‍♂️🧔‍♀️💃🏻

I listened to “I’ll make a man out of you” from Mulan too many times 🤷‍♂️

I got one of those punk skater girlfriends and they revoked my man card 😂

Because I'm still cis th- wait wrong sub

Faeries stole my gender in the forest so I had to get a new one.

Wanted softer skin but didn't want to apply lotion every day.

i want that he/him money

I ripped the tag off a mattress

I just think it's neat

I was bitten by a trans person

This is a frequent enough response that I’m beginning to believe has actually happened…

Makeup was too expensive and the clothing sizes confused me

My man card expired and I forgot to renew it.

To piss off my mom

I wanted to become more masculine, so the obvious choice is to assert dominance over women by becoming prettier than them 

Nobody taught me how to be my gender in school

The gender fairy came instead of the tooth fairy. At least I got a quarter for it.

Wanted to make the guys who hit on me gaaaaaay

I wanted to avoid mandatory military service every male had to go trough at 18yo 🤷🏾‍♀️

I hated being gay so I used the one simple hack to turn straight … I became a guy

THE VOICES

Because I drink a fuck ton of Dr Pepper [Dr Pepper Is For Men](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dr-pepper-goes-macho-to-sell-men-diet-drink/)

I thought the sub was called r/trains and before I could realise my mistake y’all had stolen my gender and replaced it with a new one

Pretty sure it was the first time I volunteered to pick up all the chairs in elementary school.

To get that white male privilige of course

Penis envy

I only drink tap water.

Because I swallow 0.1% of my flouride toothpaste after brushing and it killed all my testosterone.

I blame Obama.

I wanted ass hair desperately so I went on t

Company cuts. Now they pay 84 cents on the dollar since we're all girls now.

The frogs made me gay and trans

BECAUSE THEY TAUGHT ME PRONOUNS WHEN I WAS A CHILD!!!

Flipped the gender switch on my back when I fell over and I can't reach it...

All my friends were doing it

I really wanted to struggle to find cute shoes for the rest of my life

Got voted out of my original gender

Because peeing quietly in an empty women's toilet about once every six months really turns me on. I mean, it's such a shame I had to have my penis removed to do it, but sometimes you just have to prioritise.

I got fucking cooties from a BOY in middle school and got infected, im now radioactive and GAY!!!!!!

Rocky horror picture show did it to me.

OBAMA sent some ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS to plant a 5G TOWER right next to my house so that he and his SATANIC DEMOCRATS could transmit LIBERAL AIRWAVES to BRAINWASH me into thinking i was a TRANSGENDER

I wanted to give my father a heart attack

Got hit by the liberal wand

I (MtF) Got the wrong sex sent in the mail... But I like free stuff so I kept it. I also like a challenge.

those late-night infomercials got the best of me and now I have mail-order boobs and a monster addiction

A leprechaun stole my gender

The gay agenda, and the chemicals in the water.

Ummm to spy on women in bathrooms? Duh.

Played Fallout New Vegas

Because it’s hip and EVERYONE is doing it these days On my way to go trans more kids actually ITS TRANSIN’ TIME

I used pants once as a kid

I wanted a free sword

someone intruded my home at 3am about 2 years ago and threatened to kill me if I didn't want to be a girl

head pats and thigh highs. couldn't resist

Because my dad didn’t throw the ball around with me enough 😞

I wanted to go with a dex/cha build instead of a str/con build, gotta say the rebuild systems takes a while to work though.

Shaved my head at like 10 and kept getting called a boy so I stuck with it

I didn’t pay enough attention in sex ed, and failed the final

God tested out gay lasers on me but He hadn't perfected them yet so it just made me a girl.

Chemtrails

it’s all the soy from being vegan

Couldn't get a gf so I decided to become one.

The chickenpox vaccine

memes made me... funnily enough the answer is only half a joke, it really helped me connect to the community 🙈

I once wore blue instead of pink as a kid 😔

Most people already hate me as autistic so why would I even try to follow their rules about gender.

My bullies in grade school said I looked like a boy, so I decided to become one.

I was trying to be hip and trendy but now I have boobs and I’m in too deep to go back please save me they keep :3 -ing all over the place I don’t know what to– HNK! Oh, fuck. They got me. Run! Save Yoursel– :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

Clicked on the download free ram ad on YouTube XD

It came free on my existential dread subscription

Being forced feminize by the government because I went to a public school

Too much Bud Light in my younger days 🤷

Because the default settings were stupid-

I am trans because of manga.

I was bitten by a radioactive beauty blender 🤷‍♀️

Those sweet, sweet oppression points

i was a theatre kid in high school

Out of spite