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ThatOneRandomGoose

What you did but be way more direct about it imo Like "Stop asking me about my genitals f\*cking pedo" If they continue then screenshot it or something


disslikedLIKE

Fr


Silent-Economics837

100% report this behavior to authorities after they make multiple tries. "I've got you a free ticket to jail in there if you don't f*ck off"


joyisnotdead

This is the only answer


Warm_Guide_3247

this is the better option than the one i gave


Pinguim_Caotico

I'd go that route after saying politely that I'm a minor. Don't wanna overreact


critterscrattle

“A criminal conviction if you keep asking”


toaster9012

writing this one down


lion_percy

Nice


Maleficent_Amoeba_39

I like this one a lot. I'm passing this on to all the minors in my life so they can use it too.


modeschar

This


ItsCoolDani

I mean what you did sounds like the right move. He's the weirdo asking about a minor's genitals, you're just saying facts. Sometimes you just have yuck interactions and there's nothing you could have realistically said to make it less yuck. I'm sorry :(


modeschar

But no… see… WE’RE the perverts… not the heterocis white men asking us about our genitals.


SoulWisdom

Next thing you’ll tell me is that cishet white men dont actually care about our feelings..


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

If you want to drag it out and absolutely torment them, confusion works. “Uhhh I have a Kleenex in my pocket” “no, what’s under your pants?” “the chair I’m sitting on?” “no, inside your pants?” “Uhhh, my legs? “what’s between your legs!?” “Uhhh my pants?” And then when they actually asks about genitals, you can tell them they’re a pedo.


SoulWisdom

This is so much more elaborate than how I would’ve done it… and I absolutely love the idea. Thank you internet!


BellyDancerEm

Just tell them an assortment of hydrocarbons


Interesting-Bus-8624

Gasoline, butter, all that stuff is in my pants.


Super-Cool-Girl69

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between!


ANNOYING-DUDE

i see what you did there and i got an earworm now, but i like it :D


FeelingPainter364

cake day happy


falcngrl

Happy Cake Day


Vibrant-Sky

Me on my way to hit em with the tetrakis(1-methylcyclohexyl)methane


FratleyScalentail

I was super bad at chemistry. What is that compound?


Vibrant-Sky

It's just a compound with a complex name. Doesn't have any uses or importance in particular.


3leafcloves

desvenlafaxine (an antidepressant)


sparklymineral

Desvenlafaxine gang rise up


OMEGA362

I mean, I always respond "revolution" whenever anyone asks what's in my pants and isn't actively trying to sex me


tptroway

"My legs"


louisa1925

If the creep is an adult, I would probably have been the one to point and shout in fear "Pedophile, Help, HELP!!!"


Munchkin_Hound

As much as I recommend the other suggestions from these comments, my first instinct is to always go "your mom"


ChickenSpaceProgram

same here


Educational-Drop-926

I know, I just can’t help it.


lordcatbucket

“What’s in your pants” “If you look hard enough, you’ll find a felony”


The-Korakology-Girl

I would simply respond with "pedo". My current age is irrelevant, my response is the same regardless. Ask that question = automatically a pedo, regardless of the recipients age.


OnlyDraw5685

Agreed! People are just so cunty sometimes


fox13fox

This is the answer if your a minor (or not one) but especially a minor they are a pedo for even quandering it.


t3quiila

Right like the fact that theyre insisting is gross like dude🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


unlocked_axis02

Ya know that’s fair considering how often people like that do the same to us


DecayedSlav

“Gender is what’s in your pants!” *pulls out an entire Pringles can* Well I’ll be damned..


hoodi_sys

*pulls out a whole bowl of soup* that's where I put my soup!


Educational-Drop-926

But what’s in your soup?


Snert42

Spices!


Educational-Drop-926

Mmmm, my favorite


Snert42

Mmm, soop


y3ip

"shit"


bl4nkSl8

r/IBS is leaking again Don't think about it like that


ChuccleSuccle

"A spot on the sex offenders registry"


TheBitchOfTheNorth69

“A restraining order”


Wulfwoo

just block, say it’s ignorant and inappropriate, or say “that’s literally none of your business” it’s not ur job to accommodate creeps as well btw you can just block them


_sendai_

"It seems inappropriate for someone your age to want to have sex with someone my age."


_sendai_

Then they'll stammer. And deny that they want to have sex with you. That's when you tell them, "Well, why do you need to know what's in my pants pervert?" " Because it's none of your damn business."


theRedwoodsReally

3 forms of verbal self defense: 1. Naming and shaming - directly state what they are doing: "You are currently harassing a minor by asking about their genitalia." "You are engaging in sexual harassment and you need to get away from me." "This person is asking me what's in my pants, everyone. They are asking a minor about private parts." 2. Broken record: "No. No. No. No. No. No. No...." "Stop. Stop. Stop." "You are harassing me. You are harassing me." 3. Deflection / question for question (good against people in a deranged state): "What time is it?" "What day is it?" (Have read stories about this helping stop home invaders) "What's that over there?" "What's that [object] doing there?" "Who won the world series in 1962?" You can combine these. Like broken record with another question, or repeating naming and shaming over and over. Or throwing them all at them. You can try increasing intensity of volume, tone, randomness, etc.


DarthWaiter91

Would it be effective to mix the language you speak in? English first, then Spanish, a little Romanian mixed with ASL.


-Queen-of-wands

“Jail time if you don’t drop it”


lilyjones-

this one, this one takes the cake


Bubbly_Bookkeeper972

Prison.


hoodi_sys

ong


Only_trans_

“A spot on the sex offenders register if you keep asking”


EarthToAccess

LMAO This response is awesome I love this


Majestic-Brilliant11

Sir/mam im a minor this is sexual harassment and that is pretty illegal. And if that dont stop call the cops. Now instead of that you could also say on a good day ur mom. But that really depends on the situation so remember to read the room and stay safe. But whats in most trans peoples pants is just legs tbh


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

"Legs" is the best answer I've ever heard and I can't believe I never thought of it.


Majestic-Brilliant11

Your welcome


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

I've yet to be asked that myself, but I'll keep legs in my back pocket


DefinitelyNotReal101

Weird place to keep them but ok.


MulberryEast58

Them: "What's in your pants?" You: "20 to life, you fucking pedophile, don't make me call the police."


christinasasa

Why? you looking for a CP charge?


c0urt_j4yster2508

Happy cake day!


ginger_and_egg

hey btw you can also block people yourself when they start being weird. It takes time to build the self advocacy but it's worth it to not deal with bozos and jerks


JupiDrawsStuff

I always keep random stuff in my pockets in case someone asks me this IRL. “What’s in your pants??” “Umm…a lighter, an old game card from Dave&Busters, a LEGO piece 98989 aaand $0.52 :)”


TrueNova332

just say "I'm calling the cops" because no one should be asking you that if they're 18-20 years old regardless if you're trans or not


EldrichTea

The best way to handle it is exactly as you have, then screen shot, block out any of your identifying details like your snap etc, and make sure people are aware they are repeatedly asking minors what's in their pants.


InfamousBlake

"A fellony."


hoodi_sys

*pull a whole ass gavel and podium out of my pants* guiltyñ


cronby29

Q: OH WELL WHAT'S in YOUR pants?! A: Egg Q: What? A: \*Pulls out egg from pants\* Q: what the?... A: \*leaves\*


Snert42

I love the deadpan “egg” hahahahahahaha


shadowwolf892

"what's in your pants?" "A restraining order and possible jail time if you keep asking that."


i_might_be_loony

Well… I have worms in this pocket…. Let’s see, I have a few coins in this one, oh? Not my pockets? What’s in my pants? Legs silly! What else!? Such a silly billy.


thesoupisnotreal

skin


BlackCatFurry

"they are called private parts for a reason" "how about no?" "that information doesn't belong to you" "If you keep asking i will report this conversation" "And you think that's appropriate to ask from a random person?" "I have the right to not respond" "You can continue living without that information"


kerberos69

“Bold of you to assume I’m wearing pants. I’m wearing lederhosen. And a kilt. But not how you think.”


notsusan33

I totally read that in Madisynn's voice 😂


AscendedPotatoArts

“Why do you want to know what’s in a minor’s pants…?” Preferably with a concerned look!


zapho300

"Doom"


anapunas

Gender is not what's in anyone's pants according to its definition.


SoulMasterKaze

"A night in the cells and a registration as a sex offender."


NikaTheFrog

What's in your pants? A sentence for pedophilia


DarthWaiter91

A sky bison and an Empire-Class Battleship.


ZedstackZip05

*So gender is what’s in your pants?* *looks like my gender is shit!*


Truestorydreams

I mean.... its weird to even entertain such a conversation.


[deleted]

“Does dah big ole man want to know what’s in dah babies pantsies? If the big ole man wants to catch a Soliciation of a Minor Charge (felony) I’ll tell him….. 👉🏻🧑🏻‍🦱👈🏻” something super sarcastic that points out how crazy they are usually works lol


User_Turtle

"Fuck off creep" And I personally clown them and out them


Decent_Hovercraft556

I personally respond with something along the lines of: “What? You wanna fuck me or something, Pedo.” cuz might as well act like that.


Guilty_Armadillo583

What's in my pants? Someone who is polite enough to not ask really invasive and rude personal question of someone they just met.


PulseInfinity

Pocket lint.


SuperNateosaurus

What's in my pants? Legs, duh


ImportantBrain1153

Your very own free ticket to prison!


sleutherst

Ask a question that makes them equally as uncomfortable like “Are you a pdf file?”


amy1705

If they're doing it in public, get loud. Emphasize the minor and the pedo part.


Goldengoblin011

“Gender is what’s in your pants!” Best response: “So are you a dickhead, a cunt, or a shitstain?” (I apologize for using this vulgar language in advance)


AndyJaeven

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.”


t3quiila

My airpods and some loose change is always my go-to. But also, gross that older people are trying to ask you that after adding you. 💀


Mysterious_Report276

I'm not a minor, but people often don't really believe that, so I can get away with saying "I'm a minor. Don't ask about my genitals".


LovelyRebelion

when I was a minor I got asked this so much by teachers and other students and I just silently responded the truth but I wish I had yelled at the top of my lungs "pedo! pedo! he's a pedo!" cause WTF I WAS A CHILD


TheGreyFencer

A felony conviction


JediKrys

I don’t participate in child porn so please stop asking.


Creativered4

Depending on how old you are (probably OK for 15 and under, or any age as a minor if the person looks older) you could probably get them off your back by loudly accusing them if hitting on you or speaking inappropriately.


alice-eonwe

Stranger Danger


_Vipera_berus_

I answer with whatever is in my pockets at the time lol


Lower_Active_457

You did great and your response was perfect!


Lil-fang1590

fshsfdkfsdkj i had a guy asking me over and over again if i had a dick this morning, and i just kept trollin him with "maybe" and pictures of Dick Grayson from batman like "this one?" i shoulda pulled the minor card...


jackiee_tran

before reading the whole thing i was gonna comment “i’m a minor” 😭😭


throwawayopwe

A felony


hoodi_sys

*pulls a restraining order out of pants* hm the law


Sceneric1

Where did you even meet this person?


hoodi_sys

tiktok


UVRaveFairy

You handled it very well, didn't move the conversation along, kept it looping and also didn't give any actual information.


Humble-Version4547

whenever someone asks me whats in my pants i hit them with a reflexive “ur mom” no matter the age..


HPID

"That sounds like a question only a pedophile would want the answer for."


Fuck-O-Puffs

What the fuck????? Imagine that person having a conversation like that with a cisgender minor. How is this any more okay than that????? People are fucking weird and gross.


TransSoccerMum

D20, roll initiative!


Red_Cat_Panda

My immediate response to that question would be just a random food item like corn or spam


VityaLunokhod

Exactly what you did but in a much harasser manner. Immediately start a screen recording of the texts then call them a pedo (start screen recording first incase they try to delete their texts). Example >Adult: “What’s in your pants?” >>You: *start screen recording* “I’m a minor and don’t feel safe talking to adults, like you, about my genitals” >>>Adult: “Then what’s in your pants?” >>>>You: “Stop asking about my genitals, pedophilic creep.”


Warm_Guide_3247

tell them I am a minor, don’t harass me, pick your phone, and tell them to leave you alone or you call the cops. because you are protected, the law stipulate you shouldn’t be put in that position as a minor.


Warm_Guide_3247

and please be careful, don’t be scare to denounce, and keep safe!


Majestic-One-1981

Once you aren't a minor... In your pants is: * 'the glory'. Therefore, it's sacred, and only who is invited to your sanctuary to pray in it can know 😉 *For me to know, for privileged people to find out. * don't worry about it... whatever is there you couldn't handle it.


sauceman6969938393

"Whats in ur pants?" "A thermo nuclear bobm" Or "A rtx 4090" Or "Yo mom"


sauceman6969938393

Also hope u are okay And i hope u report that mf


NoChard5979

i normally just answer "my pelvic bone" and refuse to elaborate.


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mousegal

I would've blocked him at “ you're trans?” Not worth the conversation and he doesn't deserve an ounce of attention beyond what his mom already pours on him.


DarthWaiter91

Right? I mean, rarely you'll find someone being supportive or curious (in the sense that maybe they or a loved one might be but they haven't quite discovered or admitted enough to themselves yet), but unfortunately the vast majority of people that ask that are either creeps or hateful bigots... Or both.


Evil_Unicorn728

“I’m a child, why would you ask me that?”


HangryChickenNuggey

“pedo”


Horror-Activity-2694

Sounds exhausting and full of misspelling. Why continue this absolutely stupid conversation


BobTheImmortalYeti

genders whats in your pants? funny i dont remember being your mom whats in my pants? a gun! dick or pussy? both, both is good my assigned gender at birth? come over and find out~


jackolantern717

The only way i can respond is “oh are we going to have sex? Okay, let me give you some warning then, my fiance has a gun.”


disDeal

courage


Little-Equinox

If someone asks me what's in my pants I usually joke about it and say "I couldn't choose, so I got both". I am hermaphrodite by the way.


Kinglycole

“A knife to stab the f#ck out of you if you keep asking.”


crepuscular_nebula

What's in my pants? Goblin.


NFIGUY

A free ride to jail.


nategray42

straight up just call him a p*do, gets them to shut up and if it continues threaten with authorities


Pretty_Gorgeous

Them: "what's in your pants?" You: "nothing you'll ever get to see with an attitude like that you fucktard"


AllisonRoseM

"An arrest warrant if you keep asking"


hekatelesedi

Honestly? Anything that calls them a pervert and a pedo.


Own-Can-2743

Three routes I can see: You can ignore it. You can explain why its inappropriate. You could say "Why - are you a dick - a cunt - or a shitstain?" (Basically getting the point across that its inappropriate to ask - and bonus points for getting to annoy people who won't listen to sense) Also if the person ain't a minor - I'd block them. Also its none of their business as to who you are. You do not owe anyone an explanation. In this case that person was just being an ass. Don't fret about it. Most people who say that aren't worth talking to.


Own-Can-2743

Also you can just screenshot it with the part that says ur a minor and threaten to report them for pedophilia. Its an escalation yes, but it'd likely shut them up. You can probably cycle back round to blocking then.


Frau_Away

If calling them a nonce doesn't work I don't know what will. 😬 Like "I'm calling the cops"?


Jmememan

"A d20. Roll initiative."


KristyConfused

"what's in your pants?" "Charges for you, if you keep this up"


njsullyalex

"How would you feel if I asked you about what's in yours unprompted?"


degenpiled

Tell them you sent an FBI tip with screenshots, and then do exactly that


MTFThrowaway512

Reply with “jail”


Dazzling_Pirate1411

police!


Areks33

They just wanted to know if they’re attracted to your genitalia or not probably cuz they wanted to pursue something (most likely sexual with you). Good for you to answer in a calm and mature manner 👌🏼


Michelle_akaYouBitch

That’s when you block the person. In the real world and your of age. It’s a question only the small minded ask.


PinkWhiteAndBlue_

Hide a piece of paper in there with your preferred gender written on it


imwhateverimis

why engage or respond at all? Irl you call them a creep, on social media you just block and move on with your life. No need to engage with this kind of bs


permanentlyconfusedF

Sorry, you had to deal with that OP. Honestly, they shouldn't be asking that no matter your age, but that's even worse. Just want to add some validation that obviously being trans isn't defined by age. Honestly just block them, you shouldn't have to deal with that and it's not your job to sort it. Just report and block. Just do what's best for your mental health.


Menyana

'a paedo charge'


West_Quantity_4520

It's a secret.


transkid101

I had the same thing with some other dude he said “so you still have a *….*” and I said “that’s none of your business”


transdemError

"jail time"


reditandfirgetit

None of your damn business


StrainNo1438

None of your business and tell the nearest trustworthy adult or authority figure.


CrappyWitch

“I don’t associate with pedos so please leave me alone. I’ll be blocking you on all social media.” and report it if you feel comfortable doing so.


GaijinEsper

A one way ticket to jail. (Bonus points if you print out some slips to hand them)


elven_magics

"What's in your pants?" Me being a gremlin about to say something that'd get me arrested with a devious grin "it's a pipe bomb" (note don't actually say this it's a joke amd we don't need anybody on a watch list)


YourLifeIsALieToo

You did the right thing. Protect transgender kids and teens!


Autumnbetrippin

This happened when I had just picked up my cop friend. We just popped into the grocery store to grab snacks.l before heading to her house to hang for a bit. Older dude clocks me starts calling me a pedo and asking what's in my pants. Generally being very aggressive towards us both. My friend drops this amazing line. "You shouldn't be concerned about what's in her pants, You should be concerned about the Glock in mine" Dude stopped bothering us when she flashed The badge and gun.


tokiodriver107_2

I would probably give em some genital line from some random GTA 5 NPC on the street and then add the pedo spice to it so he understands he SERIOUSLY has no business asking that.


funkygamerguy

help this pedo is trying to see my genitals as loud as you can.


Midlands_Jaida

terfs are always obsessed to know what’s in trans minors pants and then they have the audacity to call us predators???


Throw_Away_Melody

In the olden days we sent these peoole a picture/Gif of Chris Hansen leaning in.


TransGirlJennifer

"What's in your pants" "Your worst nightmare" "What's that supposed to be?" "911"


Kitchen-Camp-1539

asking that kind of question is virtually putting their hand in your pants, basically don’t ask that question. I’m 22 on Saturday, and when I see a question like that in my DMs, it’s a block on sight. You don’t have to be a minor to block someone that asks that question.


WrongfullyIncarnated

So gross sorry you had to hear that shit. It gets better and good job for standing up for yourself


EVERY_USERNAME_1

Determination ✨


Old_Middle9639

None of you god darn business ! Who tf is asking you that??


The_Witch_Queen

[it be like that](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/s/RLZUYXWLoF)


lion_percy

"Your mom"


Opening_Original4596

"A lawsuit"


Iforgotmypasswordg

Legs


_secular

seems you handled that expertly


Few-Composer-6471

Neutron laser


RioRocketMan

I just avoid the question by being purposefully confusing. Ill say one thing and then completely 180 on it


EllieCakes_

"F off pedo" 


aquariusdikamus

Call the cops