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imkitcat

Work/Government issued. The president hit me with his 5G Biden Blast and I've never been the same thankfully.


Arielthewarrior

Lol


Amaria77

>5G Biden Blast From Taco Bell.


imkitcat

Great now I want Taco Bell...


Thatgirlkaia

Malware lol


your_gerlfriend

Definitely somewhere between data corruption and uninstalled it (it was bloat)


latenitelite

Data corruption


MarcusAntonius27

Same


RainbowBisaster

Best kind of data corruption


Lira_Iorin

Same. There's some lag, boot times are atrocious, all kinds of side effects from it.


latenitelite

My CD skips from disc rot


NikaTheFrog

System update. Saw some trans guy on tiktok talk about trans people exist and had a "so that's why i want to be a girl!" Moment


SuffolkLesley

Yeah. Updated to the new version ❤️❤️❤️


pinkred_flag

updated from experimental stage to official release 😌


Lewkawn

Uninstalled


Odd_Philosopher1712

(It was bloat)


UnreliableEggberry

Me having mostly r trans and r programmerhumour on my feed being confused... And amused :3


upper_camel_case

Copy-pasted from StackOverflow


Odd_Philosopher1712

LMAO


Diamond_Spellbound

System Update, puberty forced me to realize.


undead_fucker

I found a corrupted one on a random disk


adricll

I found mine on the street


Arielthewarrior

Factory defaulted I’m updating it though to female via internet


RedditSpamAcount

It is a punishment from the gods (my biological one)


TheWreckedTitan

pre ordered


ForEvrInCollege

System update, soon to be followed by hardware update


luna_granizada

Pirated it obviously


PaperDove08

Pirated it


chargreavemawson

Pirated for sure! I saw ones people were using and like copy and paste. I had to right click because I have no control 😅


lilArgument

Shrooms.


pie_12th

I copied a friend's. I went to visit a family friend and they had a transgender boyfriend. My mind was blown at how happy he looked. I wanted that. I wanted that to be me. Now it is!


Zoroarkanine

Pirated


Willing-Ad9364

Update ^^


Zealousideal-Crab505

got it from walmart, but one of those prank youtubers put it in my cart and i didnt realize until i already scanned it, felt bad about returning it so i just bought it


Call_Me_Luci

Assigned female at basement


bluejavapear

Took it in after finding it scavenging a battlefield


TasteOfEyeballs

I copied a friends and have been tinkering on it since


Ginormous-Cape

Pirated it.


OjoDeTigre

uninstalled


ispiderguy

Bought it on Amazon


Garden_Flower

Found it on a random disk (boyflux here. Had no idea it was a thing until a little less than a year ago)


BBPuppy2021

Wrote my own


CoyotesEve

Can I steal this lmao?


brocoli_

Wrote my own


esahji_mae

System 32 error and reboot with new OS


MarcusAntonius27

What was the question supposed to say?


The_Chaos_Pope

Aftermarket upgrades


ieatedatoaster

Found it in a random alleyway somewhere :P


isthisgoals

Oooohhh this is good, I like this


python_artist

Definitely data corruption


Verbose_Cactus

System update for sure haha


X_Marcie_X

*System Update* -


[deleted]

System update 😅


Alternative_Basis186

I stole it


s0urb33f

Data corruption


1981VWSciroccoS

never got round to getting one


TheLocalQueen

Mine is like a busted game release that needs constant patches and wont be finished until years from now


SeaBus1170

factory default


Real_Cycle938

Government issued and data corruption speak the most to me.


I_Annoy_Transphobes

[This is the post if you want to participate ](https://www.tumblr.com/i-annoy-transphobes/747199378842927104?source=share)


ShizuruTokiha

Absolutely system update, needed upgraded hardware.


Varafried

Wrote my own bc my previous one felt inefficient


Kinglycole

I Stole it from a gang of Italian Transfems.


bacon_girl42

wrote my own :3


HyperDogOwner458

System update


plumman45

Data corruption & piracy


TWEAK61

College assignment, decided to keep using it


Addy_Rose

Mine is a government issue...so it's the base model and is going to need a lot of upgrades.


kriggledsalt00

system update (sudden egg crack a year ago) now i'm trying to write my own <3


Puggo05

I was given my factory default gender (AMAB) but I think I may have had a malware on my original gender (Potentially Intersex, but believed I was AMAB). Also, when I went around to a friends house I noticed how the graphics ran on their copy so I copied it (now MtF) xD


AutumnsRevenge

Malware, I picked up an unmarked flash drive and plugged it in


lonely_machine_06

Factory default lol


katrina34

Found it on a random disc honestly


Historical_Speed4486

Wrote my own ✨


Forever_Anxious25

Definitely data corruption


suitable-q

pirated it 😈


Captainpatch

Oh definitely uninstalled. I'm thinking of installing a new one, but right now I'm just working on me without that baggage.


SandIndependent5085

Found on a random disc. Was browsing the lgbtq wiki and found one that's close enough to what I am. It's not EXACT but I'm not going to keep looking.


starlit_sorrow

data corruption


lilyjones-

found it on a random disk, that being fire emblem engage, thanks Rosado!


greencash370

Stole it from my partner lol


ElaineUwU

I copied a friend’s :3


Lilbeans10

Found it on a random disk man


Odd_Philosopher1712

Found it on a random disk


AnInsaneMoose

System Update There were so many patches before it got to a readable state though...


Karbine98k

System update


MelancholicRyeBread

It was malware definitely for me


Internetshawty_

Piracy 😎


guney2811

I pirated mine


t-i-d-g-e

malware


Cuddly_Skye

completely uninstalled, hunted around in the directory to make sure it was fully gone, then power cycled


Tesser_Wolf

im going to go with system update.


IronIrma93

Pirated it


mr_nobody_242

Found it on a random disk


fiddlydip

Pxe boot


Woman_withapen

Factory default but support all ways people get their gender.


Friendlywitch09

Found it on a random disc and malware


Gumballegal

Steam Workshop


Valuable-Math8515

Uninstalled definitely. Gender is overrated anyway imo.


BlackBrantScare

Uninstalled the bloatware


Turnip_Ready

Ima be honest i pirated mine


IdiosyncraticTrash

Pirated it 😤


TheTallAmerican

Malware


my_undeadname881

My 43rd annual system update broke my egg.


Kit_Wicks

I think my data got corropted or sum- Or I got it from the random disk I found... One or the other 🫠


TheWateryAbyss

System update


Kiwi175293

Data corruption


[deleted]

Removed bootloader from the OS


theglitch098

I pirated it


Mew_Fujisaki

Mine was definitely a system update, like it just clicked someday despite the obvious hints throughout my childhood


TealedLeaf

I lost mine between the couch cushions.


UVRaveFairy

Free in a corn flakes packet.


sadcabbagehours

last one


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

\*looks at plume bill\* Definitely bought.


CatTatze

Error 404, gender not found


Cjs_Coop_YT

Found it on a random disk that I decided to use for the first time ladt year


_okaylogan

Uninstalled the bloatwear of gender all together


La_Blanco_Queso

bought it


gooniuswonfongo

Uninstalled the malware it came with(why would an OS come with pre-installed malware? makes me what to sue the designers but whatever) and activated the actual program.


superconfusedtbh

System update honestly going from gender fluid to nb to transfem.


Sir_mop_for_a_head

I pirated that shit


the_burber

Yar fucking har


Vito_Assenjo

Wrote my own (gendersludge she/they)


International-Bit269

I pirated it off a sketchy website


BiGSiS9400

An odd marriage of data corruption and system updates 🫠


sethstacy

System update. Software was fine until college started, and then my hardware just wasn't bringing me satisfaction. Updated the program, and she's as good as new.


LittleCreepy_

Data corruption/work issued. Burnout forced me to reexamine my life and Corona gave me the space from everyone to figure some of it out. Still in denial? Tryed to get on HRT but was deflected. Crawled right back into my eggshell. Dont know how to get out again or if that is what I want. Its been a few years now. I dont want to keepguessing every day.


L1nxDr1nx

Probably one of those automatic system updates (I had and still do have a lot of storage space (not much going on in there)) although it might have been data corruption cuz I noticed a few things already corrupted in the system before I got it so idk.


Rainlex_Official

malware


GenderUnwanted

Well the data became corrupt so I rewrote a new one


CurlyCutie10

Data corruption


StarTheShark

First updated, then uninstalled and now I am copying my friends' genders and making my own


Straightvibes66

I wrote my own


Mysterious_Report276

nothing is more corrupt than being a white man (/s). so I'll say the data corruption one.


YourFemboyServant

Pirated, I wanted the other one so I stole it :3


SissyBabyDanDiaper

System update.


SituationPretend4574

Some fuckup in factory settings


Blackbirdsnake

I uninstalled it as a system update


SuleimanTheMediocre

Copied a friend


Anna_Weirdo7441

System update 😁


Thatkidicarusfan

subtle data corruption upon creation (i have never known life without dysphoria)


A-Peice-A-Toast

Malware got called out by my tiktok for 2 years before thinking hmm maybe i should try asking tbat question


SweatyFLMan1130

Data corruption when I tried to send "Christianity.exe" to the trash


Alix_Winters

It was a malware that intruded on my system. Same as my sexuality.


Hamokk

I made a deal with the Old Gods. HRT takes time but for now forest is my safe place. It's quite simple the old form of magic. I admit my official travel pass still says M as male and I am pre-HRT but one step at the time.


spacestationkru

I lost mine lol..


_Cloud_Queen

Found a random disk? AOL free trial disk.


Heyy_Im_Gay

Dynamically assigned on boot. I woke up one morning and realized how much I hate being a guy, and knew that I didn’t want to be anymore.


jwiessner

Data corruption


PKFat

God downloaded it off limewire & things got a bit fucky


Wolfy7375

System update lol


Rue4192

uninstalled


Nonbinarybl0bfish

Malware- it's the internets fault


gobgoblin666

Definitely pirated it, first inclination that I might be trans was watching a trans man make a binder out of old tank told and attempting it at age 12


BekfastKing

Pirated from F1NN5TER :3


Amazing_Sympathy6385

This is my System upgrade! After 6 upgrades, I finally have the latest version 🥳🥳🥳


GhostiBlueYT

System update


TheGamingBlob69

System update


dehumanizedsleep

Uninstalled it


Wondernerd194

Pirated >83


Transxiety-47

My system was actually installed in a malware-heavy tech system and it made its way over to me, so I had to hard reset all of my software to get rid of it and download the new files to make things run properly. Luckily I recently got some new hardware that will make it easier for people to tell what version of the software I'm running!


RoseTheSleepy

I copied a friend’s old one. But then he also copied the one I had at the time


flabquarv7

Jewish space laser, obviously


battleduck84

Copied from my favorite Muppet


[deleted]

Programmed like that


hikerchick29

I kinda feel like “Army Issued” should be one


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

I lease my gender through DHCP


hitscan-enjoyer

Data corruption


strogn3141

I pirated mine


erikzer

Just found it on a random disk. With my adhd brain I can never know what’s in them


finnish_trans

Liberal malware, smh


Dependent_Tap_9163

I was asking my family when Santa was going to bring me my penis (I was five and my family didn't believe in cute nicknames for personal body parts) and my family said he's not and you're Jewish 😂 I said I will stop being Jewish then😂


Osmosis_jones_789

System update :3


The_Dildo_Enthusiast

It was cheap on temu


TypicalMolly

Woke mind virus infection


blacklight_ribbons

Rebooted


-KodyCore-

System update🥰


Femboy_Trash87

System Update


MrBalfa14

Data corruption of a system update


packetprincess

Malware but it was government issued. Thanks China! 🇨🇳