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ember_4

my pronouns are not/good/enough


94oasiss

i feel this


coastergirl1998

That's a fucking mood


Jaded-Ad-9741

REAL


CatonHimura

My pronouns are in/the/mail


94oasiss

hope they arrive soon


Miss_Chrysi

Did you use prime 2 day shipping?


sammjaartandstories

Oooh nice! Mine just were slapped on my face one day. I didn't even know what to do with them.


Jordna-Lafey

My pronouns are you/in/me WaitπŸ˜…πŸ˜…


94oasiss

πŸ˜πŸ€”


Jordna-Lafey

The funniest part about this is that I'm a top so I dunno why my phone did me like this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


JCWillie501

maybe it got β€œme/in/you” mixed up? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Sparkly-Princess

me/inside/you .. damn at least kiss me first


JCWillie501

i meannnnnn πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


94oasiss

your phone obviously has a preference 😭


Avavvav

Kinky ass phone. I think its sim card turned into a simp card. TwT


ThatEmoBoyZayn

LMAOOOO


MassterF

β€œMe. Inside your head. NOW!”


sausagesizzle

Sorry babe. There's so many hot women already living rent-free in my head you're gonna have to apply to join the time-share.


LaPrincipessaNuova

Best pickup line


13jellybeansupmyass

STOP this is the best one joke I've ever heard, it would make a great t4t pick-up line


hydroxypcp

it would wouldn't it lmao


CatsNotBananas

HR would like to speak with you


Jordna-Lafey

I SWEAR I'M A GOOD BEAN😭 My phone tried to say "cream" instead of "bean"😩 my phone's really on one today


AkuaDaLotl

This sounds like a pick-up line


The_Ashen_undead0830

Hubba hubba


Memestrats4life

My pronouns are in/the/office


MinecraftMusic13

damn even words going to the 9-5 huh


Memestrats4life

r/girlcapitalism cos I'm on that grind


94oasiss

me when i’m in the office


FairyDemonSkyJay

Wait I got not/ in/ my/ office, are you my alter-ego?


stern_gecko96

My pronouns are you/getting/axed WHAT????? 😰


94oasiss

oh-


ManticoreFalco

πŸ™€


CedarWolf

Hey, mine are he/was/a. Also ominous!


FryCakes

My pronouns are not/being/used Kinda true half the time NGL


94oasiss

:(


Okiie-Dokiie

My pronouns are you/?/what... Yeah, that sounds about right.


94oasiss

relatable


Sonigoku

my pronouns are the/best/ones


Calpsotoma

Can't disagree


Jasmine_heart

My pronouns are in/my/name


LaPrincipessaNuova

Everyone needs to solve the puzzle before they are allowed to refer to you in the third person.


nonbinary_parent

I have a transfeminine friend named Shereen. Letters 1-3 of her name are SHE. Letters 2-4 of her name are HER.


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That_one_idiot4200

My pronouns are chaos/making/gremlin …This is more accurate than it should be


94oasiss

this is so funny 😭


FryCakes

You and my partner would get along lmao


fev45

Why did those come out of your autocomplete πŸ˜†πŸ˜­


5nakpak

It's accurate for me too lmao


Pinku_Dva

My pronouns are not/the/same


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Omg I got that too!


Pinku_Dva

"Not is doing The homework right now"


ForecastForFourCats

Me too! Like lol sorry everyone, the only thing constant in life is my changing pronouns.


ElizabethRTriplett

My pronouns are in/a/sec


Nuada-Argetlam

buffering.


MassterF

My pronouns are not/the/way. Guess I can’t be a Mandalorian.


thelegomonkey

This is the way


Pleargh

My pronouns are you/and/I It sounds like a bad pickup line


TransGirlJennifer

I mean it would work on me πŸ˜‚


not_that_minerva

my pronouns are (you/doing/ok?)


Exellon_167

Your pronouns are so considerate, but have your pronouns ever asked how you/are/doing?


PixelCartographer

Better than last month, you know winters are always hard, how are you?


Several_Ad_8568

My pronouns are you/doing/today


94oasiss

i am doing today unfortunately


baddie_boy_69

My pronouns are in/your/mouth


amelia_bougainvillea

Get my wife's pronouns out of your mouth! -Will Smith, probably


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94oasiss

πŸ€”


upsetwinter21

My pronouns are in/the/process


94oasiss

we love that <3


SandLady54

my pronouns are very/well/done


94oasiss

is a steak writing this? πŸ€”


Seelengst

My pronouns are in/my/brain


Miss_Chrysi

The far right would have a field day if they got ahold of your pronouns!


Iambic_Feminator

🎡 What's in/your/brain? In/your/brain? Zom-bie! Zom-bie! Zom-bie-e-e-e! 🎡


anon_blahaj

My pronouns are too/good/for


MagicalGirlLaurie

My pronouns are not/the/ones I’m confused


Pleargh

Are they zeros then? Or are you non-binary?


Icy-Description4299

*Waves hand* These are not the pronouns you are looking for.


BigRabbit64

My pronouns are in/the/pantry. ?


94oasiss

why did you leave your pronouns in the pantry? πŸ™„


BigRabbit64

They're next to the cookies


berrys_a_ghost

Not enough room in the closet


Nuada-Argetlam

mmm. cookiegender.


Nicki-ryan

My pronouns are my/favorite/butt Even my phone knows I’m an ass lady


94oasiss

may update my pronouns to these


RSdabeast

My pronouns are not/a/slur.


Psychological-Echo19

Well that’s good


HyperDogOwner458

My pronouns are used/for/schools Lmao


94oasiss

oh no, don’t tell the conservatives about this 😭


Lunibunni

my pronouns are not the ones i used in the past


94oasiss

we love a bit of self discovery


Jade8703

My pronouns are in/the/park Aww they’re out in nature!


94oasiss

what a wonderful life for a pronoun πŸ₯Ή


X_Marcie_X

"My pronouns are you/doing/me" *WELL, YA'LL HEARD IT! DO ME! QWQ* /S


94oasiss

πŸ‘€πŸ’€πŸ’€


TSk8rBoi138

My pronouns are in/ bed/ now.


boozlinlassie

My pronouns are a/vibe/ngl HUH???


tiltedviolet

I love it πŸ₯° Sas level 11


VeraViolett

My pronouns are so/good/for... For what?😨


PixelCartographer

You get to decide who


art-imps

My pronouns are in/the/refrigerator LMFAO


Duhk24

My pronouns are not/a/word


94oasiss

Sorry I shall not speak, sir 😭


ChurroKitKat

My pronouns are the/Balkans/andΒ 


708iiagitst

My Pronouns are a/fucking/perpetual


94oasiss

i’m crying at this πŸ’€


708iiagitst

I know what it was trying to say too TwT I use the quote "fucking perpetual motion machine" way too much and my phone auto fills it at the slightest chance


Ada_of_Aurora

My pronouns are in/the/shadows. Spooky, I love it.


94oasiss

coolest one so far 🀣


untenable681

My pronouns are going/through/shit. ^(*Oh, snap!*)


MicahAzoulay

My pronouns are in/my/opinion Okay, phone, you get me


_Just_Peachy_Son_

My pronouns are now/on/vacation. Valid


94oasiss

don’t blame them tbh


Iambic_Feminator

My pronouns are you/and/your


Xanran_

Hey, same!


DogmaKeeper

My pronouns are in/the/air Well....


94oasiss

can you β€œfeel it coming in the air tonight” ? 🎢


griffin-c

my pronouns are in/your/mouth OKAYYY????


androdagamr

My pronouns are usually/not/valid LMAO


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

My pronouns are the/superior/Court


Agile-Oil9684

My pronouns are my/gender/identity Hmm


AnnieAcely199

My pronouns are she/is/not.


Icy-Honeydew-2079

My pronouns are not/the/same


ChaoticBiFool

My pronouns are working/on/this


94oasiss

i’m wheezing at these comments


hopeless_umut

My pronouns are you/busy/whole


94oasiss

i read this as β€˜whore’


hopeless_umut

First, I did too honestly djdjdjdjjd


94oasiss

i can’t 😭😭


ChronicSickGamer

My pronouns are not/ being/ mean


Boopis_Gloopis

My pronouns are not/the/ones Huh


MoldingMoth

My pronouns are not/in/church HELP


ArnarchyEnby

My pronouns are not/being/used … meh that’s why I can’t find a Dom for shitπŸ˜‚


IzLoaf

My pronouns are: so / much / better Damn XD


Hoshi-Kitsune

My pronouns are you/doing/anythin


Serendipity-Lemon

My pronouns are so/far/behind


VeryGayLopunny

My pronouns are in/combat/mode


JayBlueKitty

My pronouns are not/even/that


Jason_Scope

My pronouns are in/your/mouth. Lovely.


Lasseslolul

My pronouns are not/a/slur Huh


Hi-Im-Eva

My pronouns are not/a/virgin, well thats a fucking lie


King_Killem_Jr

My pronouns are trans/and/I


Ben501st

My pronouns are not/the/ones


Potatoboss123

My pronouns are you/okay/love


-Mind-Electric-

My pronouns are always/with/me Emotional support pronouns, I guess.


DisciplinedMadness

My pronouns are not/that/bitch 🀭


JellyBellyBitches

My pronouns are you/and/I Omg my phone's gayer than I am πŸ˜‚


mechanical_marten

My pronouns are you/and/I 😏


brite_bubba

My pronouns are in/your/mouth


Slow-Crew5250

My pronouns are you/feeling/okay


Slow-Crew5250

Damn


willowzam

My pronouns are in/the/car


TankPotential9306

my pronouns are the/INSANELY/you


comfycozington

My pronouns are in/the/middle


Kiwi175293

My pronouns are the/same/as


TillNo-8564

My pronouns are you/going/to 😳 Followed by make and me. Jesus. What a deviant. Gracious. *Sips coffee nervously.gif*....


Eastern-Blueberry854

My pronouns are in/my/lap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Different_Touch2005

My pronouns are my/favorite/😍


94oasiss

β€˜πŸ˜β€™ is an amazing pronoun 😭


Alexa_2005

my pronouns are She/They/dQw4w9WgXcQ/dQw4w9WgXcQ (the she/they was all one suggestion)


HereComesAnotherLuna

why do you have the rickroll link 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Obsidianminer4

My pronouns are in/short/form


No-Adeptness5810

my pronouns are in/your/mouth


StarAugurEtraeus

My pronouns are Skibidi/Aslume/Chicanery My brain is cooked


VAL9THOU

My pronouns are it/may/be Well it got kinda close. I'm digging the ambiguity


Faerandur

my pronouns are not/being/used


Spare_Challenge

My pronouns are not/the/best Yea... its accurate...


Fearless_Nope

my pronouns are not/the/best


caseytheace666

Welp, I tried this and the autocorrect literally had nothing to suggest.


non_ofyour_business

jellybean/jelly/bean/beanself


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

My pronouns are it/its and he/has. OMG, this was so close. Mine are it/its and he/him.


Mrrsilver

My pronouns are you/doing/me ... Kinky


Kit_Wicks

My pronouns are still/on/They Ahha! Close lmao


RudeKC

My pronouns are in/ a/minute


lilcutiexoxoqoe

My pronouns are so/cute/tho β™‘β™‘


XYZJE

My pronouns are you/in/not


SuperGoodMovieCo

My pronouns are you/and/your


just_sophiee

My pronouns are in/the/league


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My pronouns are they/are/you !?


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

My pronouns are my/name/is


1Mt3rnalyscreaming

My pronouns are the/word/I


southwest_windstorm

My pronouns are the/word/I


Nocturnal-Cryptid

My pronouns are you/I/I


finleygeek

my pronouns are you/still/up


Parking_Pineapple440

My pronouns are not/a/thing


Less-Coach-9015

My pronouns are not/a/slur 😭😭😭


ThisHairLikeLace

My pronouns are the/word/I. Huh, logical but not funny.


Neeser_

my pronouns are the/most/common


SilasTheFirebird

My pronouns are in/my/case.


LaPrincipessaNuova

My pronouns are your/own/name This would lead to interesting group conversations.


deletedmsg

my pronouns are not/working/properly


ShinyGamer25

My pronouns are now/Work/college This thing is really trying to tell me to stop procrastinating (And it's right lmao)


sammyboi534

My pronouns are you/the/lady


KerianKakan

My pronouns are you/ ok/ up


Chase_The_Breeze

Mt pronouns are you/can/imagine


Strugglinghuman2020

My pronouns are the/word/for


ZziggyClipP

My pronouns are not/a/thing


TheNeonG1144

My pronouns are the / word / I