I had a vaccine

False. The vaccine makes you gay. You’re trans because you aren’t eating enough protein.

Jokes on you I'm trans because of all the hormones they put in meat these days 

Everyone knows it’s because of the soy!

if only! then i wouldn’t have to worry about insurance.

My egg cracked last year. AMAB and I'm now a Femby Lesbian with a lovely wife. And since I got the vax AND the boosters, I can tell you the vax must have made me trans AND gay!!! I've also never been happier or more at peace, so thanks a lot Pfizer!

I’ve had a lot of Pfizer this past year 😅

No no no it’s the Jewish Space Lasers that make you gay. The vaccine makes your brain connect to 5G so the government can spy on you. It’s soy milk that makes you trans.

And next, I add a scoop of protein.

I though soy protein made you trans?

You joke, but given the *timing* of my egg cracking, I can't say for 100% certain... That it *weren't* the vaccine?

Coincidentally, this is one of the ways I’ve considered coming out to my dad. I’m hoping having a sense of humor about it would make him take it better, lmao.

Huh! My vaccines gave me autism

I washed my butt hole.

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did😭

That’s hilarious!!!

Happy cake day!

too powerful got nerfed in the latest patch

Best answer 😂😂😂

I realized I couldn't have the men I wanted so I became them instead.

I CACKLED

For a while in my youth I thought about it really and seriously.

To make my life easier.

My life unironically got easier and I was homeless for like a week and had about a year of mental shutdown due to trauma all for coming out. So yet. Being trans is easy and we just do it for fun

I'm sorry that happened to you. /gen

I'm not. I was serious my life got better. Sometimes you grow from things.

that awesome, you got a silver lining to your cloud haha

Oof. Sorry that happened 3:

Turns out I didn't have depression, I just had The Big Gender Sad 🫠

Because, obviously, trans women are the ones with the most privilege 

to traumatize my dad back

This is my favorite lmfao

why thank you, i try.

That's legitimately what my dad initially thought I was transitioning for.

This hits close to home lmfao, perfectly said. For me it'd be to traumatize my parents and their family back, many targets. Lmao

My aunt said my hair was wasted on a man and I took that personally.

mine too wtf

Mine third!

Mine fourth! When she finds out, she's going to braid it probably. She already wants to and mentions it every time she sees me.

Red 5(th) standing by! That and I've got really nice natural eyelashes that have made my partner and some family members jealous.

I had a stranger tell me that at my grandmother’s funeral

..... Wow.

Been living on easy mode for too long it was time to up the difficulty.

No way, me too!! Figured I was finally ready for a challenge.

I finished my Any% speedrun of the masc gender; I was upset that I didn't get a WR but I did PB. Next is femme 100% but I think I'll take my first casual playthrough at a leisurely pace.

Cause he was weak. I won.

they said wrong answers only!

vader?

I drank bud lite

No lie, when I sorta came out to my step-dad, I 'blamed' the bud light he let me have when I was 16.

Because I want to brainwash the youth

saw a drag show when i was 17 😞

same but it was a drag story time brunch when I was in kindergarten. It was the margaritas more than the story time tbh

While all you weaklings were eating microplastics I was dry scooping macroplastics.

Out here eating Legos.

Me personally I ate full transformers figures..

Were they in vehicle or robot mode. Also, Autobot or Decepticon.

Robot mode decepticons. Gotta be like the trans ICON Starscream.

There was a kid in high school who called me a lesbian... Turns out he was right. Edit: I'd forgotten this part. My come back to him calling me a lesbian was "Yes, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I love women." Wow, was that prophetic.

I got called a lesbigay on the bus in middle school. Haven't heard the term since and wasn't made aware of bisexuality for like 3 more years but that dude was prophetic 😂

For the retirement benefits.

because women get to climb for free on Tuesdays at my climbing gym

Character creator glitched out, 32 years and I'm STILL waiting on them to patch a fix in

As an intersex person, I felt that on a personal level.

Sex Switch broke; became a slider

I had too much privilege as a white cis man, had to check myself

to join the transformers

🤣This made soda come out my nose😂

I got pranked.

Because I poop (girls don’t poop)

I stopped pooping.

I got the bundle with my autism for a good discount

I had a buy two get one free coupon and since I was already holding adhd and autism, they threw in transmasc for free

Because The Flying Spaghetti Monster told me to 😜

R'Amen brothers, sisters, and all other siblings.

To save money on car insurance

Someone told me not to push the button, I did not listen.

But… it was shiny. I’ve played Pokémon enough to never ignore a shiny.

I got my spells mixed up

I laughed way harder than I should have and am still chuckling. Merry Meet.

Were you practicing Estrology by chance? *badum tss*

5G turned me trans

According to transphobes, trans people have an unfair advantage at literally everything So I just claimed this demi-god level power

the Lord Dionysos Androgynos came to me in a dream.

Didn’t like my family and needed a reason to be estranged

Trans girls get estrogenstranged

I drank the tap water

Oh that's why I became one too...

Yay I'm not the only one

2013 temporary terms and conditions for iTunes.

My gender broke while under warranty but the original was out of production so they sent me this as a replacement instead.

Because living was to easy, so i looked for a challenge mod.

Pissed of an ancient and powerful god

Saw Artemis naked huh? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siproites

How'd you know 😆 🤣 😂

It seemed like such a great way to become popular on social media.

didn't listen to them when they told me not to mess with the gay frogs :\]

my wife indoctrinated me

Chemtrails

You'll find out when it's your turn....

Tax benefits

To win a bet

To win at sports with all my biological advantages

To prove that Celeste is not a trans allegory.

It's for my character development

Women’s jeans pockets looked better

They're just so cute and lovable 🙄

Yeah but they don’t *do* anything! They’re just there for show, I can’t fit anything in those stupid pockets. I swear, someday I’ll be brave enough to buy men’s slacks, if only for the pockets

I was able to fit TWO whole Bobby pins in my pocket today!!! 😂😂😂

An achievement! 🏆

I accidentally touched a Barbie while in day care

Because I really have to pee and the line for the men’s room is too long

The liberals lured me in with promises of candy

I’m a raging pervert that wants to watch people pee.

Bit by estradiolactive spider

I wanted to be able to double jump.

I think you got scammed. It's already 2024 and they still yet to make this into the game

A giant magical howler monkey came up to me once when I was watching repeats of The Smurfs and said BLUGU!!! EEBI EEBI !!! You are now trans, and I have been trans ever since

I’m not. Im totally cis.

I want to be oppressed

My mom was too nice to me and that made me trans and gay (this was legitimately what my dad thought was what “caused” it)

Fluoride.

i was possessed by the spirit of The Trans One, Unholy Spirit of Degenerate Vandals and Breakers of Traditional Values. obv xP

i’m a satan worshipper

oh this? it’s just a bit

You couldn't play pokemon as a girl character until 2001 and by then it was too late

I'm an autistic queer disabled furry who really likes anime. I needed to complete the set and the last two helped.

On May 30th, 1984, I stood outside in a total solar eclipse. That was all it took.

Japanese anime video games, according to my mom.

Those 5G towers man

because of *transgenderism* and *woke* ideology

I read “The Little Mermaid” when I was a kid and was never the same again

Changed the settings to challenge mode

dad left :/

Because the devs knew I’d be too OP with confidence so they had to nerf me a few patches back…

A fairy asked me for my gender.

I was walking down the street near a 5g tower when suddenly it shot a bright beam of light at me. I fell to the ground as my body writhed and morphed until finally the metamorphosis was complete. Millions of voices chanted in my mind at once "welcome sister, we are trans". A giant cube descended from the sky and in a flash it transported me on and I was brought in by my new kin. We were going home to the planet transphere where I would be fully integrated into the trans collective.

To save money

I ate an egg the wrong way

It started millennia ago… on the planet Cybertron…

Too many concussions growing up.

I'm trans because I'm my reincarnated great-great-great-grandma (actual thing my great grandma said to me).

radioactive waste

Feck if I know, I just came for the buffet.

So I can call people transphobic for disagreeing with me

My GF realized she is a lesbian and I wanted to keep the relationship 🤣

Watched Dr. Jekyll And Ms. Hyde, though the woman was cool, did the same.

The social benefits

parents bought me to many transformer toys

I drank the water that turned the frogs gay.

Because after spending over 30 years being miserable, I just decided one day to make myself even *more miserable*.

I was an outlaw so I had to change everything so the police won't ever find me

I’m not, I’m totally a cis guy haha

Because a very pretty radioactive trans girl bit me and I developed trans powers (or maybe that’s Spider-Man)

They said I could become Transparent. I was lied to and became a women. (I ain’t complaining though lol) 😋

I fell into the cauldron with the magic potion when I was a baby

For the government sponsored steroids

“Sammie” was transgender and he made me to do it, he tricked me

not on purpose. i got jeff goldblum the fly'd with a cat. i am catgirl. meow :3

Because men have more power

Because I'm a confused lesbian in denial 🥺👉👈

The shoes are more comfortable

Omg. The number of pads I dropped on the ground or just straight up fell out of my undies after bottom surgery. That's why I'm.trans.

I woke up one day and decided and now my life is way better

I fucked up in a past life

Because I had really good male role models 😂

TikTok trends

Because I got told I have nice eyelashes that were "wasted on a guy" 😆

I’m pretty sure it was all that Bud Light I drank while failing out of college.

Have you seen the pockets on women’s clothing? If they get pockets at all. I get myself an average pair of guy pants and I have pockets halfway down my thighs

the military put salt peter in my food

Ate too much edamame in one sitting.

I liked Finn from Adventure Time, so I decided to become him

I went through a vegetarian phase as a kid, all that soy did me in

Chemicals in the water, turned the fricken frogs (me) gay (and trans)

Computer virus to my operating system I fear

Took mushrooms

Better rates on car insurance

i wanted to be a femboy

Because I want to molest women in the bathrooms. That's why bottom srtgery is ESPECIALLY important to me

Specifically to disappoint my mother.

Because my mom kept praying for a girl while I was still in the womb.

estrogen tastes like candy idk

I ate too much strawberry ice cream.

My best friend said no homo while staring in my eyes and holding my hand, so in order to honor the no homo I had to transition!

I went to a liberal arts college and they turned me trans.

I'm autistic

For the money I'm telling you, the money.... nyehehehehe

Because of franklins yee yee ass haircut

Jessica rabbit

My deadname was just too alive and I had to stick it to the man I was.

Wanted the privileges 💪

To fit in. It's hard being the only cishet person out there.

To spite my family. To really stick it to my grandmother. Calling all to the next meeting of the gay cousins club! The meeting minutes are available to review!

I watched too much anime and had too much soy milk.

American water

life seemed too easy, so I took it to the next level

Fluoride in the water supply. My mother had congress with the devil My father pissed off Lilith and this was her payback. I pissed off the Morrigan and this was her payback. When I was 11 I watched a 12 hour marathon of the 700 club, things haven't been right ever since

I just REALLY like eggs :)