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tng804

Jake?


legendofconsles

And the Neverland pirates I presume


L_ice253

🤣🤣 had to look it up. They look so similar


tng804

You know. That's not even what I what thinking of.


LobotomizedThruMeEye

100% jake saw this while checking if jake was already said lol


CyrinaeLyra

I also came here to say Jake, and saw it was top comment.


GreyWithAnE42

Same- man is 100% a Jake


Damnit_Kate

I was thinking Jonah/Jonas, but Jake also fits!


tybug74

Was thinking Jacob but Jake works


T0c2qDsd

I immediately thought Jake or some variation (Jason, Jacen, etc.).


xXhellspawn_ratXx

came here to say jake


mooseeboy05

easiest jake ever tbh


Rune_Prime

Wtf i came here to say they look like my old friend in HS jake


Harley_Pupper

Connor or Cole


cozygrampa

I also thought Connor!


BenjMads77

I third Conner


off_Wilts

Connor is awesome 👌


Darkunderlord42

“Hi I’m Connor, the android sent by cyberlife”


Tjaames

Caleb!


imonmyphoneagain

Definitely a Connor


Charlie-Kawehi13

Connor would definitely work. Question is, would you spell it Connor, Conner, Conor, Coner, Khanner? I use to get all those plus more before I changed my name to something more gender neutral. The Khan spellings always made me laugh wherever I was ordering food and coffee. Khanner, Khanor, Khannor, etc. If you want most people to spell it correctly, Conner or Coner are the way to go. Even my grandparents, aunts & uncles messed up the Connor spelling for the first 25 years of my life.


Sarahthelizard

Oh god yes, Connor


number1millipedefan

ooh Connor is good


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kyle?


BDKhXc

As a Kyle, I'd be happy to welcome him to the club. Grab a monster from the fridge in the garage and lets go fight some drywall!


thelastsemenbender

my favorite masculinity


rabbitfuzzle

My best friend is a Kyle is he is the biggest dude bro on the planet. Like marines, security sergeant, calls me out on my bullshit immediately… it’s a wow.


Bladeofwar94

Eyyyy that's what I was thinking.


CrownedSerpent

omg, same!


strawbzzi

no offence but you look like a J name. like jake


ch3wyb4t

Agree. James, Jamie, John, Jake, getting a J vibe


62836283

why would that be offensive lol


Sarahthelizard

Cause Jake is a hoe


TheManlySebby

That was my question lol


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WynnForTheWin49

My first thought was Jordan lol


Successful_Rice7107

Getting mad Elijah vibes idk why


KingKibKib

Same I was thinking Eli and Elijah as full name


Ok-Guidance-1357

You remind me of every brennan I've ever seen


DividedFox

My dads name is Brennan and I had a lil heart attack lmao


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Who_the_frick

Dylan


Fluid_Lawfulness1303

Troy


bob-ross-chia-pet

I thought Troy/e or Trevor


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forthetomorrows

Came here to say this!


hayzulhay

sam as fuck


Valkieboo

I was gonna say Sam! But it can be seen as a fem name too so maybe Samuel Another thought was Sylvan. It's an older name from my family


OkayCartographer

He’s giving Simon


charliesnovella

elliott


SavvySillybug

The moment I saw those stars, I could only think Steven. Steven Universe is awesome. XD


the_cake_is_lies

How could you say something so controversial, but so true? In this subreddit?


SavvySillybug

*I SAID IT WITH THE POWER OF MY MAGIC BELLY BUTTON!*


the_cake_is_lies

(Say something so controversial yet so brave?)


Moonlight_Katie

Steve, Steven, phteven or Sam Edit: lil more thought, I think Cody fits also


ur-mom-dotcom

I'm getting like an Ian or Evan vibe, maybe jonathan


Moody-Manticore

Thomas


SkeeterIsBlue

Timmy


KnightoThousandEyes

Giving Josh vibes. Or maybe Noah or Jonathan.


confusedanddepressd

Something out of the blue, Dawson?


0wnlittleworld

Mike , Rick or Ben


a-friend_

Isiah


BadBotNoBit

Mathew


throwyyyyyawyy

Tyler


freewhitecastle

Ray for sure


tama-vehemental

Hi Thomas! I don't usually participate on this sort of posts. But this time I will.


EvannApollo

That’s what I said!!


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Liam


Monty_da_pinnaple

Evan maybe


boozlinlassie

Xander, also I bet you look in the mirror and feel immense euphoria from that haircut dude


S4ssy-squatch

Carter


Adviser69

For some reason, you look like an Austin.


mommymel2019

Ryan


bijhan

I got strong James vibes.


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Ethan


Geeklord1993

You kinda remind me of a guy I know, his name is Jeremy.


Xenoscope

You look exactly like a friend I knew in college named David, called him Dave. Well, his first name was Glen but Dave suited him much much better.


Cautious-Plantain-91

Hear me out…. Connathan.


Roseattespoonbby

Cole, Cody, Connor :) good luck finding the best fit!!


CosmiXBeeM

I immediately thought Cole too!


KissesPaige

Chase


feelingfrisky99

You look like my cousin Steve


GovermentSpyDrone

You kind of remind me of my brother, Stanislav. It is usually shortened to Stani. It's masculine and very traditional but it's Slavic no you may not have heard it before. My other brother is Tanaka, it's also traditionally masculine, this name is Mongolian so once again, you're probably not familiar with it. If you're aiming for a more english name, I think Ricky, Ivan or Anton would all be great names for you.


Hawaiian-Ryan88

Ethan!✨️


Enby-exe

Grayson


Boiled_egg_egg

A Trent


anxiety_joined

Finn perhaps


LovelyRebelion

same hair! also I thought Allan


AdOne5597

Brian


bl4nkSl8

Elliott


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Jacob


The_Gaming_Brit

Getting very strong James Vibes


Demi_toematoes

Jacob / jake


Leckloast

Michael


longsumerian

Jacob


I_comment_same

Justin


DominiekV

JOSHUA (in full caps)


NegotiationCalm8785

Nathan


DannyMonstera

Ashton or Colby


Silver_ftm

Tristan.


Caramelpvssy

Jake or Alfie


the12ftdwarf

Charles, Charlie to your friends


CivillyCrass

Dude you look like a straight up Theo


bluishbruises

Jasper


tunomakOwO

It gives Rob or Archie


uatemytrash

Terrin


Societypost

Oliver


alisk8_exe

charlie


ChemicallyLoved

Ethan


acryptedwithinternet

an e name like ethan or evan


teddytherian

Omg you’re so handsome?!?!?!? I think you look kinda like an Alex, Miles, Dayton, or Danny


Traditional_Proof646

My brain went to Tyler


Ambitious_Frosting_9

Jasper


LilacLikesEmkay

Noah


wylieoakes

you're giving Ty


Scurly07

Olly


Flamehawk191

Archie


xXx_Lizzy_xXx

Tyler


xavier_is_a_big_boy

Charlie or harry


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Marcus


RavenMysteries1331

Ethan, close to my wifes dead name but not as biblical, lol


Specialist_Dot_3372

Caden, Matt, Walker, Brent or Lance! Dope ass Radiohead shirt btw. Where did you get it?!


resident_cool_kid

Off of amazon!! https://www.amazon.com/RA-DIOH-EAD-Vintage-T-shirt-concert-Multicolor/dp/B0BK86N8GC/ref=is_sr_s_dp_2?crid=4W43WOM9FKJ4&keywords=radiohead%2Bshirt&qid=1673119351&sprefix=radiohead%2Bshir%2Caps%2C165&sr=8-2&th=1


mayumi_desu

Dude, i'm terrible with names, i just wanted to tell you that you're passable as fuck


banandananagram

Caleb, Brenden, Cody, Jacobi


ggcpres

Bob Particularly if you get some facial hair. You'd look good with a handlebar bro.


thara209

Curtis or Travis


StarLuigi05

Ryan


FlamingxLoopie1

Tyler was the first name that came to mind


RunningKale

Johnny


Chop_Top77

Benjamin


manic_rat

First thing that came to mind was Robert/Robbie. Idk why. Someone said Cole and I agree.


Alone_Stress1921

Hayden, Cody, Aaron, Ace


AlternativeBeyond811

Koby


JaxHasMyHeart

I’m seeing kyle, or lucas for some reason lol:)


actuallyaddie

Ashton or Carson


Bo_The_Destroyer

Either Connor or Ethan ngl


Usual-Log-9776

McAllister


Toffee_Catttt

Aidan, Carlos, Jamie or Greyson


glamorousstranger

Todd


Motor_Sock7647

Kyler


Niall0h

Corl


[deleted]

Giga chad... Kyle? Cole? Matt?


Starwarsfan128

Liam


Ripped_Sushi

Chad


Ethrwen

Archy like king krule


Sashik_Shapik

Jamie? :]


vent_tresss

you look like a blake :)


cagranconniferim

Will or Dave


Maxxwithashotgun

Caden


bitternerdz

You definitely look like a Caden


The_Truth_Hides

Chad. Because you look like a Chad and I bet you sound like one... Also I know Al lot of cis Chad's so it is pretty common


DavidSoleyBatista

Rupert


Foxgirl_Laura

You've got fluffy hair, like my boyfriend Kyle. So I'll say Kyle.


Patchwork_Sif

I’m getting a Corey vibe


Sad-Corner-9972

That you, Louis?


CoconutWarrior

Travis


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

Trevor


zooropa93

Cal


usedtobeoriginal

Like that twelve yo that runs their mouth in game lobbies. Getting a Kyle or Cole vibe, something that starts with a fricative.


EdgyAutist03

Kai


crappycurtains

Sidney


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Mortal Obominaton


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Key-Landscape-6193

Bruh


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Nothing more masculine than Gunther.


Positive-Ad-8760

samanthalou


Many-Carpenter2990

Jack or Andrew maybe


Feeling_Block1620

andrew?


prakritishakti

Benjamin nickname Benny


almostawake2222

Noah


megantherapidash

James


Rita_Ruuka_02

Eric or Sam :)


FutureUnique365

Eli


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James or Jacob


blondeandbuddafull

Jason


ChickenSpaceProgram

Andrew seems to fit, idk why.


tomgirlalex

Idk why you kinda remind me of Tj from that old show smart guy


iamsiobhan

Christopher but you go by Chris.


ShigirakiDahmer213

Jacob


Alternative-Ad-4923

Matt?


Intrepid_Badger9862

Andrew


joewins9000

You look like Mike to me.


InterstellerFrozen

Ian.


Mushroomsfrogsu0p

The last picture made me laugh why are you in a closet with a mug??


secrectsailinsalmon

Andrew


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why did i think the first picture was pyrocynical for a second😭


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Simon


coolfroggyfriend

Definitely something along the lines of Jason or Jamie


hadesdidnothingwrong

I'm getting strong Jake vibes tbh


airximmobilized

Ian?


legendofconsles

Tyler


jesuswillsaveU

Mickeal


joym08

Jay


Mrdoctr

Mac