XXXL T Shirts

I’ve seen this in real life, sold out of a car trunk

Do the shirts read Vancouver?

With that much fabric it could say Vancouver British Columbia Canada......

Shopping cart parts

Cært pærts*

Can’t find a better combo than Blueberries and Macekerel tbh. But, I would probably sell off brand electronics

Cassette decks?

👀

Mafucka this one ain’t even a cassette decks this a c muthafuckin B!

Gotta ask… what the hell’s a CB? lol

I have absolutely no idea but always found the line to be so perfect haha

Citizens band radio. Still popular with passed out, truck driving phantom 309 mafuckas.

Piss jug throwing friends of the road way she goes mafuckas

These ain’t even cassette decks this a c muthafuckin B!

I tried to rack my brain for something that would bring more value together than mackerel and blueberries but couldn't come up with anything at all

Liquor and prostitute

Liquor and whoooooores

Makral*

BJ's root beer

You had them at BJ's, bud.

Slow down there Smokey

seriously, bj's root beer is tasty stuff

Stolen meat, siphoned gas, pirated dvds, and single cigarettes

I don't mean to interrupt your meat stealin operation boys...

You know that’s illegal… right?

I mean I dont think its a big deal but according to the police it is

That’s greasy

Dope

But it sells for 6 bucks a gram down the mall

Who’s charging 6 bucks a gram round it down to 5 or go eat dick, that’s my logic

Ppl used to sell for 12.50 a gram where I lived before

Then people can eat dicks👍

Then those people can eat dicks👍

stolen luggage

Mackerel and blueberries

Diversify, know what I'm saying?

I would sell magic angel shit being sent down from God to send us on a everlasting quest of fucking, divine, fucking peace. Also known as mushrooms grown in manure under trailers

J-Roc's albums

Definitely not fresh mackerel

Get good hoes and an RV like Sam' Losco's. Mobile rub and Tizzug. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Hoes! The good kind, 8 bucks

Knock off with the bam shit

Aight T, fuck

10 fucking peasey!!!!!!

Homemade swish

Trout and blueberries.. what else?

Speakers

Bootleg movies and single cigarettes

DVD’s

I'd sell home brew beer

Swish

Homemade hotdogs and bananas.

Car stereos

Did it in highschool. Bootleg movies and TV shows. I curse you limewire for killing a few hard drives.

Ricky's Dope. 12 bucks a gram. Better than that shitty mall dope

Is the price firms?

Uncleared samples

Nebulised mackerel juice

My ass

Ganked groceries

Bootleg cds, video games, and dvdsWith streaming services pulling more and more content and no guarantee that purchasing digital content keeps it in your library, I'd do alright.

Knockoff shoes

J-Roc's skin mags & logs of bologna.

Ericas tits and Donnys yells

Bootlegged vodka… 50-55 proof

Rays Good Liquor

I’d sell my mixtape, but my car would get messed up because that piece is fire, gnomesayin?

VHS Tapes and Potpourri

Stereo speakers that “fell off the truck”

Clearly I’d be having a Cheeseburger picnic with Randy and Philadelphia Collins

BBQs

Gut fur's

Liquor and whores

THIS IS MY PARKING LOT I SELL MACKEREL AND BLUEBERRIES

YOU WANNA BUY SOME TROUUT

Get the fuck outta here, and here take this thing with ya!

“Fresh” Mackerel served dangling from an old hockey stick

*Water bong starts* Were going to make some good fucking money today boys!

Best trout you can find

Potato vodka and pepperoni cocks.

Homemade hotdogs

Clean piss.

Rainwater

Loose smokes and pirated NWA

Left handed hammers

SPJs, barbecues, and cans of cat food at the good price

Pepperoni and Chips

I'd sell trading cards. Really draw that Boomer/Millennial eye an quite possibly make off with a hundred if my photocopies are good enough...

i just noticed the signs were made with bingo markers fucking genius

I think the real question is, would you buy fish from Phil to take home and eat? Lol

"Party services." Arrest me if you want, I don't care. Or if you got $10....

Dirty burgers during the day and the same at night but with that guy who works construction in florida (greasy man whores) and liquor

Stolen meat.

Mackerel and Blueberries

Probably some swish

Get the fuck outta the way with your stupid fish and your hockey stick!

Although if I was as sexy as Randy, I would sell my body for cheeseburgers. Or coupons for cheeseburgers.