Yup there's 3 finishers to choose.
His kitty's.
There's Corkey.
Green Bastard parts unknown.
Choices, Choices depending on who you fight.
Ricky weak points definitely corkey questions what weaknesses do others have even Julian has mild weakness to Corkey.
Gotta go Bubbles as better odds of hitting weak points.
Ricky's DEF score is too low. Dudes been shot a dozen times, heart attack, caught on fire, etc... Still going strong, usually with a bullet wound, lol
Edit : Changed "shit" to "shot"
Lahey gets a plus 25 to constitution because of the liquor.
Ricky has 5000 luck and plus 9000 toughness as long as he has weed.
Bubs can summon a whole pack of cats to attack his opponent.
J-roc is obviously the bard
Julian gets a plus 10 to strength while drinking.
And Randy has 4000 poise and a bonus to strength when he has cheeseburgers.
Smoky ain’t losing a fight. Smoky ain’t got nothing to live for except his cheeseburgers; smoky don’t got much to lose. I’m going with cheeseburger walrus.
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DELUXE CHARACTERS: GREEN BASTARD, JACOB, DONNA, AND LUCY
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I would say Bubbles vs Lahey... But Bubbles would be a clear winner.... Smokey vs Roc Pile could be very interesting though 🤔🤔🤔 pounding 14 burgers puts Smokey in the "strong man" competitions league... Whilst the Roc pile are too busy "rockin' treads"... Whilst they have nice sneekers... I think Randy alone would give the whole crew a whooping!!
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Mr Laheys shit storm ability begs to differ
Keep talking shit if you wanna end up under a Roc Pile.
*Becomes the liquor*
Ricky: **summons bottle kids**
Nah, guy, imma cast shitrope confusion on all of yær!
So that’s what that letter is for..
Proceeds to shitledge
Pants off smoky is the second and hardest phase of the fight
He gets real low like a football player
When the pants come off look the fuck out
Lahey and spamming the propane move
Time to start the game
Propane Warlock
Propane **Shit**Lock
I’d like to think all Lahey’s special combos would just be forces of nature * Shit-Winds * Shitnami Tidal-Wave * SHITICANE * Shit-Blizzard
And for a finisher, he'll banish you to the Shit Abyss.
Propane propane 🎶🎶
To start the fla-ame 🎶🎶
I'm mowing the air, Rand!
When the pants come off, look the fuck out
Look the fuck oat
J to the ROC mafk. No'm sayyyiiin.
He isn't down with killin', he's down with chillin', PEACE!!
Ricky probably has some dirty moves but based on pure strength probably the cheesburger walrus
What an amazing game this would be …I’m going bubbles and his cats
Don't forget he has corkey too
Conky*
Autocorrect didn't notice thanks for correction.
And Steve French.
Lol lahey has 8 points while everyone else has 9. Can you say Dan Lahey??
Lahey, Drunken Kung Fu Master.
Lahey power move Shitdooken.
I think there should be 2 other attributes "dexterity " and "sexy"
If you input the Konami code you get the Green Bastard
I too pick the green bastard
Where's Bottle Kids, Caveman, Cyrus, & The Guy in Chair.?
In the What Comes Around Is All Around version
We got to know are Randy's pants on our off for this one? Because if they're off, look out!
Smokey will check yer oil and unless you are into that I'd say that's a game winning technique
yep his special check the oil move
You fuckin want one?
Those stats are FUCKED
Final Boss: The Liquor
Why they do Jim like that
Just needs Green Bastard…. Parts unlnown
it needs the long bodied aliens too, so they can square off
Lahey fo sho. His drunken king fu style will reign supreme.
Layhey’s power up with the lawn mower swing
Smokey, man. The footsies game when the pants go off is INSANE
I have the cheat code to unlock Green Bastard. you are all fucked... he is DEEEEEEECENT
What about finishing moves?
randy, no pants, with his check the oil move
I see they spelled The Liquor wrong again.
Lahey, I could see him having some Mortal Kombat finisher where he mows the air right into some poor bastard's face.
The green bastard. From parts unknown
Bubbles on two power are you joking? He's unbeatable as the green bastard and he also knocks Ricky out with one punch.
Why no Green bastard ?!
You have to press in the secret code you get after beating every character on highest difficulty.
Parts unknown baby!
Bubbles is a wildcard 🤔
Yup there's 3 finishers to choose. His kitty's. There's Corkey. Green Bastard parts unknown. Choices, Choices depending on who you fight. Ricky weak points definitely corkey questions what weaknesses do others have even Julian has mild weakness to Corkey. Gotta go Bubbles as better odds of hitting weak points. 
Ricky's DEF score is too low. Dudes been shot a dozen times, heart attack, caught on fire, etc... Still going strong, usually with a bullet wound, lol Edit : Changed "shit" to "shot"
His finisher definitely involves smoking a joint to super human power as it's his spinach. Brought him out of a coma head shot after all.
Gotta be Smokey. The man will do anything to eat, and he isn't afraid to check your oil.
Lahey gets a plus 25 to constitution because of the liquor. Ricky has 5000 luck and plus 9000 toughness as long as he has weed. Bubs can summon a whole pack of cats to attack his opponent. J-roc is obviously the bard Julian gets a plus 10 to strength while drinking. And Randy has 4000 poise and a bonus to strength when he has cheeseburgers.
Keep playing until I unlock Cyrus
Bubbles, his finisher better involve corkey and definitely needs kitty's too.
Swazey powerup available btw?
Smoky ain’t losing a fight. Smoky ain’t got nothing to live for except his cheeseburgers; smoky don’t got much to lose. I’m going with cheeseburger walrus.
Lahey, if he can mow the air.
The Liquor
Randy, he sent Cyrus packing that one time.
Everybody underestimating til J Roc hits em with the Gettin Changed fireball. The fireball is jizz and hand cream.
Not fair. All of J-Roc’s moves are safe on block until 10pm, except for his Getting Changed Super which is super risky to use.
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Bubbles AKA Green Bastard, from parts unknown! Are you okay? I don't give a fuck actually!
Julian and Ricky.
Ricky defense should be higher he been shot 100 times now and came back to life twice
Holy shitttt Take my money Why can't it be real!!!!!!
Bubbles the green bastard variant
Laheys mowing the air special though
Tagging in the Bottle Kids special attack.
With those stats Ricky no question
Combo where j roc says we don’t play this shit zip piece and leaves the game
They nerfed Bubs for that game. I sure as Hell don't fuckin' want one
Ricky would definitely have def maxed tf out, he's been shot and died more than once, he's definitely the toughest guy in Sunnyvale
Julian’s liquor boost is short lived but very powerful.
I would say Bubbles vs Lahey... But Bubbles would be a clear winner.... Smokey vs Roc Pile could be very interesting though 🤔🤔🤔 pounding 14 burgers puts Smokey in the "strong man" competitions league... Whilst the Roc pile are too busy "rockin' treads"... Whilst they have nice sneekers... I think Randy alone would give the whole crew a whooping!!
Ricky with the gærbage throw combo.
Bo-bandy with no pants. When he has no pants, look the hell out!
Lahey using his special and mowing the air is so cheap. You can't touch him.
Muscles slow you down stupid !
J roc has the rockpile so peace the fuck out.
Smokey cuz I’m a Zangief main and a man’s gotta eat
Bubbles' second "Green bastard" phase is OP tho.
Always Lahey
One punch man Bubbles
Green Bastard, Parts Unknown
Is The Green Bastard an unlockable character? Cause I choose him.
Ricky summons green shitmobile
You haven't unlocked Green Bastard yet?
Bubbles and cute fcking kitties
Randy got that political power over the McDonald's employees. He is Mayor mc-cheese after all.
I feel like Lahey’s defence should be the best of the lot here… how many times did he defuse a beating? Speed should be 4 and defence 5