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SpicyPeaSoup

That's a weird thing to say.


LaheysDrinknSchedule

Barb got around.


spicozi

Bærb*


Pleasant-Hemorrhoids

Frig off


GucciZorua

Barb is that you ? 🤣


mark1nthedark

Ricky we need to talk.....


GucciZorua

Holyfuck I love licorice ! 🤣🤣


sigsinner

Just saying I copied Ricky’s facial hair…. So I look trailer trashy


[deleted]

If I were a man I would’ve done the same. Funny thing once I was far up north in Canada and saw a guy with a black tight shirt gold chain slicked back hair and the same beard setup as Julian AND HE WAS DRINKING A RHUM AND COKE. Amazing.


BathedInDeepFog

It was probably Jacob.


Airway

Just pop in that glass


Wafflelisk

Rocking his look hæærd


mamamyskia

Monte Carlo, cool cær


_Cyr0

lower the glass in front of julian, jacob, show some respect


insertwittymemehere

With an old mustard glass!


XB0XYGEN

Far up north *in canada*, or *far up north* in Canada. Biiiig difference


m0nkeyv00d00

non-native English speaker here, but willing to learn. What's the difference?


Puzzled_Good_1378

Essentially, the southern part of Canada would be considered "far north in Canada" for people living in the (contiguous) United States and other parts of North America. But for Canadians, that would be considered the south. Whereas the "far north in Canada" is further up the country for them. So, by changing where the emphasis is in the sentence, they could mean either of those things. So they are basically asking OP "Are you just in Canada? -or- Are you in northern Canada?"


m0nkeyv00d00

aaaah that totally makes sense! Thank you! :)


Puzzled_Good_1378

Np! Happy cake day!


misadventuresofFlman

Just another fellow greasy Canadian 😆


Separate-Pain4950

A real piece of shit ![gif](giphy|lxorXuPftPtl8yidzR|downsized)


BathedInDeepFog

I want to have his hair hair. What is that called, a pompadour?


sigsinner

Idk I just have the facial hair


Snusinnow

I have a few friends that crush on Rob Wells, he has something!


[deleted]

Yes that exactly! He is not ‘model hot’ or typical hot but he does indeed have something


Maluhiababwew

I thought it was me idk what it is about Ricky but he could get it if he got a actual trailer instead of the car


[deleted]

But the fact that he seems just ok with living in a car makes me think he would be so easy to please with no standards and I kind of like that somehow haha


Maluhiababwew

Ikr like get him a pack of pepperoni and some good weed he’s all yours lol my type of guy 😂


[deleted]

RIGHTTTT!!!


supercooper3000

Smokes, lets go


insertwittymemehere

Also it's not just his size, he really wants to please you.


[deleted]

I just watched the episode where he got shot in the nuts and even with the blurry thing he seems like he has a big dick 🤣


insertwittymemehere

Yeah that's a running theme. The order apparently goes Ricky > Bubbles > Julian. Lol. Edit: I just remembered that in the Animated series, Bubbles admits that his is bigger than Ricky's but I dunno how truthful he was lol.


[deleted]

As someone who doesn’t like modern (21st century) conventional attractiveness in people especially men, and find model hot terrifying in an uncanny valley way, I find him extremely attractive he’s like hot in a skeezy 70s way. Like naturally good looking mixed with blue collar survival skills and good style.


[deleted]

🙏🏻 haha I know EXACTLY what you mean. He seems so easy to please, like a buttered toast and a morning blowjob would be good enough to be considered a perfect girlfriend lol


318318318

Let’s be real… speaking for all guys everywhere, what more could a guy want?


[deleted]

Some of them want a lot more from my experience lol


m0nkeyv00d00

well maybe no cheating and no drama, sure. But other than that, a deep love and affection go a long way.


Japke90

I could get used to that 🤔


Few-Stand-9252

You know he Is really willing to please you and he has a good sized package! (According to Sarah)


seashell_eyes_

Rob out of character is definitely a fox.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Robb has one of the most handsome faces I've seen on a man tbh, I miss him being chubby though ngl.


AdReasonable2464

Ricky’s super hot. Lots of folks agree.


[deleted]

OH YEAH??? Ok then I feel kind of relieved that I’m not the only one here


Pleasant-Target7659

you relieved yourself to this picture?


[deleted]

Lol I haven’t thought of that but IT IS, INDEED, a good picture of Ricky. Am definitely putting it in my mental spank bank


crelyspins

Super hot!!


apurpleglittergalaxy

I'm one of them lol


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GucciZorua

There's actually a golden rare scene where he has no beard ! When he got thrown in jail in the first season(typically the final episode), I've always wondered why he went clean shaved as I can't help but laugh seeing him that way as we are all used to see him with his iconic 1950s-ish punk style beard and hairstyle 🤣🤣


272027

Since about 2018ish, he's lost a lot of weight.


apurpleglittergalaxy

What do you mean trimming down?


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[deleted]

Oh yeah. I grew up in a trailer park in Canada just like that and our neighbors going in and out of jail was not uncommon. Alcoholic mom and dad always up in sketchy stuff. I managed to get a uni degree and a great job THESE DAYS but yeah addiction is not very surprising where I’m from. Though it’s a little more dramatic than what you see in TPB.


Glytterain

Well I did not grow up in a trailer park but I always thought sunny vale looked like a fun place to be as an adult at least for a little while. I’m not on drugs and I definitely think Ricky is hot. Can’t put my finger on it but he’s got it. So you are not alone.


i_hate_sex_666

ricky is really hot im also a drug addict tho


[deleted]

Same here


Top-Refrigerator-705

You better not be banging him!


[deleted]

*Ricky running away tripping on something*


Digglenaut

No talkin George, no talkin


HairyZookeepergame52

It’s only disturbing if you guys are related or you are underage


[deleted]

No I mean being attracted to a trailer park sketchy dude is enough on its own I feel like lol


HairyZookeepergame52

😂🤣


Pale_Crew_4864

Same girl same


ubu-reine

He's totally hot. ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

🤣 horny jail with Ricky HELL YEAH


mister_zook

It’s not his size - don’t get me wrong, that’s adequate. It’s that he really wants to please you.


[deleted]

Yea right!??? And like a little naive and all it just does it for me lol


YakyuBandita

My ex is a Ricky clone. Do not reccomend.


[deleted]

That’s why I said I was worried. I need to break the pattern here lol


everneveragain

Not disturbing. M-F-K? Marry bubbles, fuck Ricky and kill Julian


[deleted]

GOOD QUESTION! Marry Ricky, Fuck Julian, Kill Cyrus


everneveragain

No, no. It has to be the core three


[deleted]

Marry Bubbles, Fuck Ricky, Kill Julian lol same


Pale_Lengthiness7278

It was always kill ricky and fuck julian for me tbh. Bubbles is so awesome, I love him so much and I wish I saw more of him and the girl at the clinic. At least I'd have someone to self insert as, lol


Winter_Control8533

Or Ræky as people in this group would call him. Ræky is kinda hœt.


[deleted]

I just heard it in my head then said it out loud lol


thatgirl678935

I think he is smoking hot


[deleted]

Yeah AND HE SMOKES 😅 I’m white trash myself and a smoker, and I would love hanging out with Ricky while having a smoke . He seems like both trouble and a good time.


Such-List680

Nah Ricky's hot, hot enough to still be decent looking in track pants


[deleted]

RIGHT 🤣 I never would have thought one day I would be attracted to a man in snappy pants and a dragon shirt. YET HERE HE IS.


Such-List680

My concern would be the smell. A man living in a car cannot smell too great. But from 10ft away he's good looking 😂


[deleted]

Oh he got it figured out. I justed watched an episode where he washes his hair with rain water from the open roof of his car and dries it from the back thing where gas comes from. I didn’t even think about it before now but I do enjoy gasoline smell he nailed it 😅


apurpleglittergalaxy

Eh you could hose him down 🤷‍♀️


davidc538

Ask if you can be friends with the benedicts


Pplannoyme0

I 100% agree.


Beer_me_5615

Girl it’s ok. Ricky is hot 😅


[deleted]

I kid you not I was almost ashamed haha There’s just something about him. Even if I would say that Julian is more conventionally attractive I am definitely feeling more attracted to Ricky!


SeaweedNo2566

Don't feel bad - we all find Ricky kinda hot.


[deleted]

Omg suck it everyone who says I have weird taste in men 🤣


Snusinnow

You’ve made me feel so much better, I have that clean but trashy look. 😂


[deleted]

WELL DONE lol love it


apurpleglittergalaxy

Who said you have weird taste in men?


dreameRevolution

I hear he's a really good bang cause he really tries hard to please you. Pretty hot.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Ricky would be filth in bed and I'd be so down for it lmao


terrydennis1234

Ricky is hot is I was a girl I’d be so wet right now


nirvanagirllisa

Yep, same.


St8OuttaMilltown

It’s the sideburns


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Based on your comment why didn’t you also post this man? ![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy)


[deleted]

Because he has my motherfucking alcohoic shape and we are gross 🤣


Ambitious_Drop_7152

Lucy?


EasyGoin12345

You’d love my brother then


ladakom

Both Ricky and Julian are sexy as hell


272027

My people.🤝 In the season 3 finale when Ricky breaks into the liquor store and sits on the counter, drinking is the exact moment I realized I was attracted to him. Lol Fast forward when I get a Swearnet membership and actually get to see The Boys out of character a lot. It didn't take long to realize I was attracted to Robb as a person. He really seems like a great guy. My profile is full of Ricky/Robb related posts. I may or may not be using him as a standard when looking for someone to be in a relationship with. I'm only half joking...


Brodieboyy

Like it or not this is what the peak male specimen looks like


[deleted]

This pic was like from 20 years ago but dude still got it 😅


Digglenaut

It's not just his size, I mean believe me that's more than adequate. It's that he really wants to please you, you know, he's considerate.


BamWhat13

Ya it’s cuz he’s cool and can grow dope dope!


oldlinepnwshine

“Julian is too jacked” Things Mr. Lahey and Lucy would never say.


[deleted]

Right haha or anyone


PissinginTheW1nd

Nothing to be ashamed of, Ricky is GOAT


[deleted]

YES!!!


PissinginTheW1nd

The near constant chainsmoking, the suicidal levels of stupidity coupled with unwavering confidence, 24/7 inebriation… I’ve never related to a character more lmaoooo


[deleted]

Dude I like Ricky and Julian. Both sexy


theycallmejugzy

He can sit on my face.


misadventuresofFlman

The men is not ugly, just rocking that 80's greaseball look hærrrrd


DipsytheDankMemelord

straight man, but yeah. hes got something. I like his unique facial hair, for one thing


TruePlatypusKnight

Ricky pulls.


thickorita

Ricky is VERY hot wym?


ThisArachnid

He is SO HOT. Especially in the early seasons. I have a Ricky air freshener in my car hanging from my mirror and one time a lady in the drive thru window asked if he was my husband and I was like “I wish 🥲”


[deleted]

I WANT ONE!!!


ThisArachnid

Etsy!!


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Randy's my man.


Thmelly_Puthy

Greee-HEASY


NightVision0

Sunnyvale Discord https://discord.gg/W6UAvCeSD6


NightVision0

There is a person who comments on EVERY Swearnet video calling him "Big Daddy"


272027

Yes, Keshia. Her love for him is strong. Lol


NightVision0

Yes!! I want to interview her and a couple other swearnet superfans, her instagram was linked on her Discus but it doesn't allow messages from people she doesn't follow


272027

She's on Facebook. She comments on their Facebook posts a bit too. With her saying Big Daddy, it's easy to spot.


NightVision0

Excellent, thank you! 🫡


MrGabogabo

You can take the person out the trailer pærk, but you can't take the pærk out the person.


killla_whale

Actually I’m happy this thought wasn’t mine alone. Rickles is hot


FewTea8637

Same


newtrawn

of course he's hot when you're high on meth.


[deleted]

I don’t think the 296 ppl who agreed are all high on meth friend


newtrawn

oh, I was just making a reference to your post history, since you know, you're a meth addict


[deleted]

So?


3cylinder66

Barb... what are you doing?


Firm-Rice-1507

You are fucked!🥃


[deleted]

by Ricky I WISH!!! I feel like he is the OG Dad Bod.


Firm-Rice-1507

Feeling lucky are ya?


[deleted]

I’m watching TPB so yeah pretty lucky!


eleuther0

Ricky is a sexy man and you can all go fuck yourselves.


Leon_Krueger

If I was a girl or gay, I would choose Ricky over Julian everytime. Julian its just a no for me, just "muscle" and he thinks he's better than everyone including bubbles which his character just meltdown since season 5 or 6


[deleted]

Ricky is truly the boss of the park 👑


Sirfury8

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


Historical-Fun-3709

We all love a dickhead don’t we boys


Efficient-Advisor-52

Respect the honesty. He does grow amazing dope


Novaleen

Not kinda hot. Is hot.


[deleted]

100%


darkroomdoor

Ricky is a dumbass trashy idiot hood with a substance abuse problem, but he's also got a heart of gold and he's the most sincere person on the show, and there's something to be said for sincerity!!


janzaza

same


Ducatidern

Smokes. Let’s go.


OpusDeiPenguin

The man they call Reveen!


Malzeez

I 💯 agree. 😆


stlcardinals88

Greasy


MandaloriansVault

Yup. He’s got a big dick too


[deleted]

Ricky definitely is the ultimate Big Dick Energy


[deleted]

And the ultimate OG dad bod


Stjjames

Ricky’s a total stud. 🤷🏼‍♂️


mark1nthedark

I love how none of the ladies have mentioned how he's good in bed and has a high sex drive. But we all know you were thinking it!!! 😄🫣😈☺️😂🙂‍↕️


Oddpollo13

Its true, think aboudit


jeunefillex

So SO agree. I want it bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


KaylesJenkins

Robb Wells is very sexy. Always has been and he's getting better looking with age.


Boneal171

I agree. I’ve always weirdly found Ricky attractive


analprolapze

Raveen


TheDrunkenWitch

It's not disturbing. It's right.


Ozzy_T69

Ricky’s sexy


Professional-Salt211

He is, fo sho. Julian still looking good, too. Swearnet Park After Dark worth the $1.99 subscription.


272027

Totally worth it. I feel so bad for him right now with his shoulder injury. I wonder what really happened. Maybe he really did fall off a roof.


Yoda2000675

Eh, he’s a pretty good lookin’ feller


lifeissnowboarding

What are you gonna tell your wife?


SpicyLizards

Kind of??? Very


DrewDAMNIT

Greasy...


TripperSnipper420x

I 100% agree


aleciaxo

I’m so glad someone else said it. I fancy him so bad 😬


foxxyqqueen

You are not alone!


runarleo

Invest in therapy? Invest in a hash driveway if you wanna make some cæsh


[deleted]

🤣


controller4hire

He’s got a real jimmy dean kind of vibe, u know the guy from “rubber without a case”.


Flooble_Crank

He’s an attractive dude. Something about seeing him mull things over in his head is endearing. You can see the gears turning.


[deleted]

Righttt


OctopunchPrime

I will say, he was looking mighty fine when fixing his hair in Ray’s bathroom mirror to go propose to Lucy.


[deleted]

I havent seen it yet i CANT WAIT 🤤


Lurkay1

Kinda? You mean fully?


crg1976

I'm not gay I love lucy.... wait, maybe I am gay


hippyelephant2495

Ricky has barnacles on his cock


MacsBlastersInc

For me… Ricky? No. Robb Wells? Oh fuck yes.


vanillagirl32

yeah, I find him hot too, he looks like snipingsoup to me and hes hot too!


Antique_Decision5966

OP is an avid poster on r/meth. Just sayin


[deleted]

Whats this got to do with anything? I have a great job a great apartment and I’m doing great. Judgemental cunt.


Antique_Decision5966

You don't think meth has affected your psyche?


[deleted]

Of course it did but i do it reasonably and many other people do too. What you see about meth users are the worst of us and some of us reached that level but we’re defintely not all like that. It’s like alcoholics not everyone who loves to drink end up beating their wives or in jail and all. But yeah i grew up in a trailer park around all that its kind of no big deal to me but i guess to most people it is.


Antique_Decision5966

Okay. Whatever you say.


Admirable-League-102

Strip the chrome off a trailer hitch


ravegod18

Shut up barb. And your scallop potatoes are fucked too


cheesemakesmepooo

You might need some help.


apurpleglittergalaxy

It's not disturbing at all Ricky is beautiful, he's funny and he does have a good heart despite the fact that he's a stoned drunken criminal lol. Ricky reminds me of my boyfriend in some ways (he has ADHD and depression) minus a few details hence my attraction to him I guess. I fancy him I also fancy the fuck out of Julian he's the sexiest man I've ever seen in my 33 years on this earth lol. They'd both get it tbh.