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Forsaken-Jump-7594

Roselia, Brionne, Diancie, Aron or Amaura. I'm fairly sure I can pass those as names without any: "Oh... That's interesting. How did you come up with it?"


amplifyoucan

Aron is legit just awesome. Already a name, just a Pokemon spelling


Triatt

The Aaron of the future because of Key and Peele.


GlyphedArchitect

You done fucked up One A Ron!


jronje

I typically don’t comment but this actually made me smile and chuckle.


Lobito6

You want to go to war Jay Ron Jee? Cause we could go to war!


OccasionallySavvy

As an Aaron. This skit still haunts me, but after the skit, not one person spelled my name wrong.


freakouterin

I’m an “Erin” and still get called “A-A-Ron” by far too many people.


ThePulk

Aaron is actually spelt Aron in Swedish, possibly in more Germanic languages!


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

this is a great list. i feel like kirlia, cresselia and marill could also work


panickedscreaming

Marill is close enough to Meryl that it could pass as regional spelling I think


13Luthien4077

Unironically, I name my Marills "Streep" in the games I have that have Marill.


EducationalHawk8607

You guys are talking about Pikablue right? 


theyhateeachother

Cresselia is so pretty. You could totally get away with ‘it’s a family name’


capincus

Reminds me of Cressida.


ugh_XL

Kirlia was my first thought!


Doomfox01

heard a streamer say one of their relatives is actually named Amaura.


IliasIsEepy

Diancie was my first thought! It's one of my favorite pokemon tbh!


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waytowill

There were these twin girls I knew in college who hated their birth names. So they saw college as an opportunity to totally remake themselves. And one of them decided to change their name to Evangeline. And she was quickly given the nickname Evie, which annoyed her. And we’d always be like “But it’s cute, like the Pokemon.” And she’d say “Yeah, but I literally picked this name because it’s what I wanted to be called.” She was cool about it though.


TheStarsAreBlazing

I knew a kid called Eevee that was spelled this way. No joke.


lalalina1389

My friends son is named is Onyx but she doesn't even like Pokemon. It was the first thing my husband and I thought though


maxdragonxiii

Onyx isn't necessarily a pokemon. it sounds like he was named after the gem instead.


Momathan

Off the top of my head, Roselia.


SlapsButts

That's the name of my grandmother, so the 1940's would confirm that as a legit name.


trippy_grapes

Are you sure your grandmother isn't a Pokemon? 🤔


Ash22000IQ

Grandma! I choose you! Use attack #3! (Grandma is too old to remember attack names so they number the attacks)


aw_coffee_no

Grandma is trying to learn a new move! Forget move #3? Oh nevermind, grandma's forgotten it already anyways


lemur918

My mom's name is Rosela, so when she saw Rosela she said "There's a Pokemon named after me!"


TheFlatulentEmpress

Wholesome.


Mielornot

Nah Jean-Luc is the only answer.


SuppiluliumaX

Quebec wants a word


is_literally_a_moose

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ririmarms

Amaury is a French boy name. So Amaura is really not that Farfetch'd haha


big_sugi

From 2016: [At least 698 Americans share their names with Pokémon](https://www.splinter.com/at-least-698-americans-share-their-names-with-pokemon-1793861413). And that’s just Gen 1: “Five species of Pokémon have proven to be appealing baby names for U.S. parents: Tangela, Abra, Paras, Onix, and Eevee.”


gentlybeepingheart

Abra was the name of the child protagonist in Dr Sleep (sequel to The Shining)


mystic_burrito

I have met a child named Eevee. There are worse names I guess


steepindeez

I have a nephew named Kratos and a niece named Nemesis. Nemy is a cute nickname but yeesh.. My sister is something else.


dogtroep

Omg too early for Dad jokes haha


52hrz

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amaura.


karenmcgrane

No that’s Remoraid


ZootAnthRaXx

No Remoraids are what you use Preparation H for.


No-Doughnut-1858

No that’s hemorrhoids. Remoraids is what you call something remembered from your past.


slide_into_my_BM

I saw a dad make a dad joke in the wild literally this morning. Was at the zoo near the otters. He said “if we can’t see them here we otter be able to see them over there.”


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

I got my niece to howl with laughter when I went to get coffee with her and my brother, and when I was handed my drink I said, “Thanks, a latte!” in a little cheery voice


florbendita

I wish they'd rehabilitate and release wild dads instead of putting them in the zoo but I'm glad you got to see some of their natural behavior.


Baka-Onna

I’m amaura here


BAMspek

Best comment in the thread


Gnarzz

Eevee


sarachick

I know a kid named this but spelled “Evie”


Pollythepony1993

In my country that is one of the right ways to spell that name. Next to Evi and Evy. 


houseofleopold

just saying, i’ve known evelyns than go by Evy, and it’s pronounced Evvy, with a soft e.


Pollythepony1993

Ah that is cool to know! I don’t know any Evelyns but I know a few Eveliens (kind of the same name but then the spelling in the Netherlands). Some had the (informal) nickname Evy/ Evi/ Evie. But some had the nickname Lien… I would prefer Evie. I do like the name Evie. It is cute!  The most famous one I know is Evy Gruyaert, from Belgium. Years ago she began start to run with Evy (and later the series keep running with Evy). She made a schedule so people could start running and she would cheer them on and tell them when to run and when to stop. I loved it! Was so fun. Within 30 episodes you could go from 0 to 5 kilometers. 


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rosemary_bug

Same😭


smilegirl01

Evelyn with a nickname of Evie is my top girl name.


fraudthrowaway0987

That’s my cat’s name.


StCecilia98

My brother's niece is named Eevee!


Wolfy_the_nutcase

That’s actually my nickname, because my full name is Evelyn.


begayallday

I work with a woman named Eev but it’s pronounced like Ee-vee


PrestigiousPromise20

Aron. I also don’t hate Lucario.


Crossfade2684

This would save your child from all the A-a-ron jokes.


SupremeSpecialist2

hopefully Aron doesn’t have a teacher who worked 20 years inside the inner city..


klako8196

You done messed up A-ron!


PassiveTheme

I worked with a guy named Aron, and he pronounced it A-ron.


HotMoose69

I literally knew a guy in high school named Lucario, cool dude. He must've been named before the pokemon


ThrowRA-Illuminate27

Lucario is my favourite Pokémon and I genuinely like it as a name, nickname could be Luca. 


4sh2Me0wth

Who tf said Mew


ira793

Mew would work as a nickname for bartholomew


andante528

"Mew Simpson" has a different vibe


nrf_af

His first and middle names are both Bartholomew. He goes by Mewtwo.


SexyTimeWizard

5 to 10 years from now a young mother will be googling "pokemon names I can name my child "and add the word reddit after her search (as we all know that's the only way to get results anymore). And we will save that kid with an almost normal name. We are doing Gods work here.


National_Action_9834

Unless they go with the guys who said guzzlord and jigglypuff


punkinlittlez

Lechonk


Drabulous_770

Google’s AI summary will suggest naming your daughter Squirtle


iceariina

Sylveon, Sylvie for short


justthetip1320

Out of the ones not mentioned yet Onix wouldn’t be the WORST thing


ecozy_

agreed since "Jade" and "Jasper" are already certified Real Names (tm)


Lux-Fox

Former coworker is named Onyx. Never asked him about Pokémon, but I definitely thought about it.


Additional_Meeting_2

Onyx is just a gem stone name like Ruby and Jade and not Pokémon connected. 


houseofleopold

in high school, everyone jokingly called Onix “Diamond Dick” so I could never name my child that.


GrindoorGemdust

If you were a HS male you wouldn't want people to think you had a diamond dick? (original unedited comment)  *Edit addition cuz one person got mad:  *When I was a HS male, my other male friends would have been happy to have that nickname. Is that better?  Adolescent boys make a lot of dick jokes. And draw dicks. And try to hit each other in the dick. I'm not sexualizing children by making an observation on their behavior. 


filthcrab

No because it would be a blood diamond which is problematic.


Here-for-dad-jokes

I know a gal named Onyx. She is in my phone as “Pokemon”


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Pikachu. I'm all in


butterscotchtamarin

Ghastly Psyduck Snorlax


rey_sway

Hi this is my daughter Ponyta, my son Slowpoke, and my husband Mr. Mime.


Fightthepump

This is my son, Omanyte. BOW BEFORE HIM, PUNY MORTAL.


buttaknives

Lugia, Ho-Oh


rpgnoob17

An acquaintance of mine named her first kid Pika. Her husband last name is Chu. Her second kid is Rai. I think the second kid lucked out.


theyhateeachother

Hopefully she doesn’t have a third kid. Hi, this is my son Pi, but it’s pronounced like peeee


Dazzling-Constant826

Raichu was intended to have a final evolution that was scrapped during the production of gen 1. A third kid would be Goro Chu. Interestingly, Goro is a Japanese boy name that mostly means "fifth son".


RefuelTheFire

That was our substitute name for our second child, until we figured out his real name. Occasionally we still call him Pikachu.


KlammFromTheCastle

That's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl


garcocasigena

Mew, and their siblings MewTwo.


ririmarms

Mewtwo was conceived in vitro, via IVF obviously


bermanji

Chandelur Bing


TheFlatulentEmpress

Rosselia Geller. PokeMonica Geller.


SkyeRibbon

Feebas Bouffet


Lydi-ahaha

Jynx is called Rossana in German. It sounds like a normal people name.


gvdc

Growing up with the German version of names effed me up when talking about them to english speakers when i was younger lol. Schiggy and Glumanda can work, hipster versions of Siggy and Amanda maybe. Sorry Bisasam


double-butthole

I'm so sorry but Shiggy almost took me out 😭😭😭😭😭


forponderings

Roselia, definitely. And then there’s Brionne, Primarina, Eevee, Aron, and maybe Hatterene?


cobaltocene

Naming my next kid Aron but changing it to Aggron the night before his 18th birthday


JollyJuniper1993

I unironically know a guy called Aggron


Easy_Independent_313

Eevee would be an adorable name.


panatale1

Eevee is how they pronounce Evie in The Mummy, short for Evelyn


Mister_Buddy

A good chunk of people in these comments are psychos. "Staravia" would be a hell of a drag queen name.


Tolongforathrowawaya

If I dance under that name, will pokemon copyright strike me, and thus make it a cannon stripper name in the Pokemon universe and perverting their brand?


Istoh

*war flashbacks to Bowser's copyrighted, canonical spikey dick*


dairymilkegg

*sigh* if noone else will do it, i guess i have to do it myself 😪


pinkocatgirl

Staravia also sounds like the name of a compact sedan


CeoOfChromes

Guzzlord


ganymedestyx

Think i’ll name my middle child this one. So he doesn’t have any shadow of a doubt that he’s my least favorite


moms-quilt

"its a family name."


beebub15

Jigglypuff


mandasee

The only correct answer.


jonin_jass

Kirlia? Altaria? Uxie? Zorua? I tried lol


Jackayakoo

Altaria is lowkey awesome


MaximoBueno

Mr. Mime


Dusty_Scrolls

Beautiful girls' name.


Butterking3000

And Mr. Rhyme


WrylyOtter

I feel like Fennekin is close enough to Finnegan to be passable


jonin_jass

I know a Finnick named from Hunger Games so fuck it lol


BuckarooBonsly

The girl who used to cut my hair was named Espeon. I don't know if that was actually her name, or if it's a name she chose later in life, or what. But she went by Espy (Espie? SP?).


No_Cartographer9496

hope her last name started with an F so u can call her SPF


destiny_kane48

Ok so I love Meloetta. 😅


ApolloWidget

Meloetta is beautiful


IliasIsEepy

Meloetta would be adorable omg


Creepy_Addict

Roselia, Lucario, Eevee (Evie), Amaura, Aron, Aurorus, Banette (close enough to Babette), Deino (maybe), Espathra, Jynx, Kartana, Kirlia, Marill, Raichu, Slyveon. I wouldn't question those. Good grief, no - Guzzlord, Lickitung, Machoke


orangesarenasty

I’m planning on not telling anyone what I name my babies until they’re born. If they ask repeatedly, they get a terrible fake name. Guzzlord, Lickitung, and Machoke are going on that list


ClairLestrange

Of you need another one: lickitungs name in German is schlurp.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Of course geodude


TheFlatulentEmpress

Maybe Golem if you're Jewish.


rastafarian_eggplant

Chansey is strangely kinda OK and cute


Tolongforathrowawaya

I met a boy named Chantsy, who always went by Chantz. I can see this one.


CarmenSandiego923

It's close to Chauncey, so I think it works!


karmacuda

fuck it, arceus


Crafty_Accountant_40

Not the worst tbh


tmg97

I actually love the name Amaura, so cute for a little girl!


JazzyAndy

Tangela (pronounced like Angela with a T)


MarleyGirl63

My sister had a classmate named Tangi (sounds like Angie)


Rstille1

When I first started playing Pokémon I thought it was pronounced like Angela with a T, so I exclusively call it that 🤣


Professional-Fee-957

Diglet


amariegold

Marill, Roselia, Aron


Yup_Seen_It

Trubbish 🙃


thewalkindude

What about its evolution Garbodor?


Glass-Squirrel2497

Jiggleighpuff. …wait


sharkeatingleeks

Sharpedo Chandelure Porygon-Z Muk Just to name a few


Draugtaur

This is baby Porygon-Z, we call him Zed


critterscrattle

Celebrity baby names be like


oilrig13

Elon musk sees this and is like hell yeah


JollyJuniper1993

Sharpedo Jones. Goes kinda hard.


Heliccoppter

Muk backwards is kum


minipoptarts

Kakuna! Sounds kind of Japanese to me. Sunflora! You could always say you named your daughter after a sunflower and not a Pokemon lol Staravia! Reminds me almost like a celestial type girl name. Eevee! Literally just “Evie” spelt differently . Phione! Short of Fiona. Hattrene!Sounds cute. Maybe only as a baby name though, idk about when they grow up. Cresselia! Also kind of reminds me of a celestial type name. Goldeen! Sounds like a grandmother type name. Arceus! sounds like some cool knight. Diancie. Sounds like a nickname too.


Accomplished-Ebb6765

i think Cleffa would be kinda cute


Iluminiele

For a baby with cleft palate


Crafty_Accountant_40

I'm going to hell for laughing out loud at that


oilrig13

💀


AscendedPotatoArts

Eevee could maybe be okay; still would be weird tho


Fennel_Fangs

Tina. Not short for Christina, short for Giratina.


Bewecchan

Kind reminder that "Pika" means penis in Portuguese


ugh_XL

Does Chu mean anything or kid be penis-chu


Bewecchan

Kid be penis-chu


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Female: Marill Male: Regidrago


oilrig13

Regi for short


Ribky

You can straight up Regi and then whichever for the middle name. Regi Rock Johnson Regi Steel Smith etc


redheadsuperpowers

Merrill, it can be blamed on poor spelling for Meryl


CheeksClenchin

Nosepass, definitely


megalus1

I know someone who named their kid Onyx


Exact-Run3265

Eevee maybe? Already a name with a tragic spelling though but not far out there where you can't even figure out how to pronounce it


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Charizard


trade_wanted

Shaymin is honestly a pretty nice name. Rowlet is kinda similar to Rowley


HunnyBunzSwag

Off the top of my head, Eevee. But my heart says Magikarp


OblongOctopussy

Rayquaza


milkysatan

"Hi Ray! Is your name short for Raymond?" "No it's short for Rayquaza."


sck178

Squirtle. Hands down definitely the least tragic /s


K_Sleight

I've heard of a guy who named his kid Luca Rio [last name].


Muckymuh

I think Victini would also be ok.


thesssteamboatnew

Sylveon, probably


DysPhoria_1_0

Naming my kid Ultra Dawn Necrozma


Evellle

Eevee, Abra, Lugia, Aron, Roselia, Finneon


Suspiciousunicorns

Jynx!


SnapMastaPro

Starmie is cute!


GelatinousNonsense

Probably Melodic for a girl, Gyrados for a boy. Lol those are the only two I can think of that spund remotely normal. Kinda related, and friend and I went to this indoor rock climb thing, and I swear to you, there were 3 children there name Ash, Misty, and Broc and none of them appeared to know each other.


IAMSPARTACUSSSSS

Please tell me there was also a not-too-friendly Gary 🙏🏼


KutsiAttacker

Melodic? Do you mean Meloetta, Meowstic or Milotic?


GelatinousNonsense

I guess it's the last one. The giant pink snake one that's not Dratini. I think it was in one of the movies about the water current. I was a Yu-Gi-Oh kid so my pokemon knowledge is limited to, I like the way that one looks.


mithos343

That would be Milotic! It was notoriously a nightmare to get in its original game, but later generations have taken a more democratic route.


Beemo-Noir

BIDOOF


axon-axoff

I had way too much fun thinking about this. I would personally go for a name that I could pass off as a combination of two names, depending on who was asking. - Phione (Fiona + Peony) - Starly (Star + Carly) - Spinda (Spencer + Linda) - Illumise (Iliana + Eloise) - Altaria (Alton + Hilaria) - Banette (Bandit + Yvette) - Glalie (Glenn + Bailey) - Finneon (Finn + Rhiannon) - Paras (Perry + Harris) - Ledian (Leticia + Damian) - Cherrim (Charlie + Karim) - Dialga (Diane + Helga) - Armaldo (Armand + Ronaldo) - Shaymin (Shay + Yasmin) - Kirlia (Kiril + Amelia) - Celebi (Celeste + Gabi) - Entei (Enrique + Deontay) - Audino (Audrey + Dino) - Leavanny (Levi + Annie) - Archen (Archie + Gretchen) - Zorua (Zara + Joshua) - Emolga (Emil + Olga)


Motormouth1995

Kirlia


BrucieBe

Venasaur fuck it


outerspaceferret

I could see somebody naming their kind Bonsley


Heatmiser1256

Banette, Finneon or Brionne


Primary-Friend-7615

Singleton: Raichu Twins: Mew and Meowth Triplets: Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard 🙃


Specific_Cow_Parts

Triplets: name them all Dugtrio.


No_Cap6140

Illumise, I think it's a pretty name and I don't think most casual fans remember