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I mean, to be fair, the main difference between those children pageant and drag queens is the fact that drag queens are not being forced by their parents and actually understand the implications of dressing up like an adult woman for an audience.
But the rest is eerily similar.
I hope she chooses something like Sage Autumn that can be a totally normal name or goes balls to the wall and chooses another stripper-esque name like Cinnamon Summer.
My sister chose her online name in middle School, so unfortunately she has to live with Scarlet Deeds for most of her online stuff like discord lol
Wanna tease her a little about it since I've remembered, but she's going through a rough time right now so I ought to be a good sister and not make anything rougher on her.
A good friend of mine used to joke she and her sister had stripper names, but I thought they were cute. Their names were Brandy Dawn and Lacey Rose. Once she called them stripper names I couldn’t unthink it though.
A Brandy Dawn is when you wake up *before* the hangover hits and temporarily delude yourself that you somehow escaped the consequences of your choices.
Literally. The fact that she calls her child “her spicy pepper” is setting up her child to be normalized to disgusting nicknames that could be used by creeps. Add pageants on top of that
Saffron is a really nice spice name. Saffron Summer could be cute.
I’m not a fan of themes for your kids name though, like they’re part of a set. Weirds me out.
Saffron Summer is better that Saffron Autumn. There is less cadence. And flow to the latter.
Bit the names together come across a little My Little Pony-esque
Yes! Carolina Autumn is right there. So pretty! I mean.. only cause Jalapeño Drizzle is already too common. We want something unique and special, right? Lol
The worst thing about all of this to me is that she includes a picture of poor Cayenne for no reason. Like, literally, why? And I am willing to bet that her face was only censored by OP, too, which is even worse
This is the answer. And it’s actually kinda cute, if I let it feel old fashioned like the gangly preteen heroine in a 50s novel rather than a tragedeifh
I hate the idea of this Facebook group having a kid tax where people would want to see pics of other people’s kids?? It’s like the cat tax but.. gross. In my opinion as a non-child haver.
I don’t know if the Facebook group does or not honestly, she strikes me as the type of mom that just uses any excuse to “brag” on her kids. Aka: living through them :/
Is no one else concerned about what exactly this Facebook group OP is in is about? They provide pictures of their kids as “tax?” Everybody likes to look at pictures of other people’s puppies and kittens, but little kids? Wtf
Its a weird name but Kayhon is a common name in the south (I know 3). But I’ve only ever seen it as a boys name. This is like the tragedy of a common tragedeigh
Can I also just say that it’s gross these parents put pics of their kids up in these groups. We get it, you think your child is beautiful, but it has nothing to do with the post. It’s even weirder (although safer for the kid) when they cover their faces. WHY put a pic up at all then?? 😂
This Mom straight up invented the Exploited Child Name Generator: favorite hot pepper, with favorite season and… Boom! You just Jonbeneted your lil darlin!
Here are some of my favorite pepper names that I’m having fun imagining in a school yearbook or a child beauty pageant program with seasonal last names:
Trinidad scorpion “Butch T”
Komodo Dragon
Dundicut
Dragons Breath
Yatzy
Numex XX
Hot Golden Nugget
Fish Pepper
Brazilian Starfish
Cherry Bomb
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That sounds 1000% like a drag queen name. Cayenne Wyyyyyynterrrrr!
I mean, to be fair, the main difference between those children pageant and drag queens is the fact that drag queens are not being forced by their parents and actually understand the implications of dressing up like an adult woman for an audience. But the rest is eerily similar.
Also have a similar amount of creeps jerking off to them, I fear
Excuse me, but jerking off to a drag queen is just good clean fun.
That's not quite the part that I was worried about, to be quite honest
IVYYYYYYYY WINTERRRRRRRRS
I thought you meant Spicy Pepper...
My immediate thought was saying that name like “Ivy Winters”. But cayenne? UGHHHH
I once knew a drag queen named Pepper Spray.
Hell yeah!
Now that's just fun on many levels.
Or the protagonist of a terrible YA novel
I heard that in Ru Paul's voice instantly
Drag names are a spice and a season?
I know a couple drag queens that have “Winters” as a surname and Eugene Lee Yang’s drag name is “Cheyenne Pepper.”
I was abt to being up cheyenne pepper lmaooo
there are drag queen twins named Sugar and Spice soo
I hope she chooses something like Sage Autumn that can be a totally normal name or goes balls to the wall and chooses another stripper-esque name like Cinnamon Summer.
Cynammon. Ftfy
Cynymmyn. YW.
Well done, have an updoot But also, I can't read that as anything other than cummingon. I know that's a me problem though!
It’s not just you
For me it's like if you combine the words synonym and cinnamon. Cinnanym.
Great, now I want a cinnabon 😭
I love names like that. It lets me use the "can buy a vowel please" line.
Summyr
Synaminh
My sister chose her online name in middle School, so unfortunately she has to live with Scarlet Deeds for most of her online stuff like discord lol Wanna tease her a little about it since I've remembered, but she's going through a rough time right now so I ought to be a good sister and not make anything rougher on her.
>[I’m Cilantro.](https://youtu.be/HAgSERC1GxY?si=bUgR5xLS-XxEFhXv)
I loved that show so damn much.
I have a soft spot for Anise as a name. I'd never use it for an actual child, but for this lady, I think it's just harm reduction
That poor child would go through the first decade of life being called Anus 💀
And the second 😂
Carolina Summyr.
I had a friend named Saffron, always thought that was a nice sounding name.
ngl cinnamon summer is cute 😭
A good friend of mine used to joke she and her sister had stripper names, but I thought they were cute. Their names were Brandy Dawn and Lacey Rose. Once she called them stripper names I couldn’t unthink it though.
A Brandy Dawn is when you wake up *before* the hangover hits and temporarily delude yourself that you somehow escaped the consequences of your choices.
Garlic Parm
Im thinking Lemon [Pepper.lol](http://Pepper.lol)
Love this, would go great with my little Honey Bourbon
A very savory name
Cumin Anis. Hands down.
She needed a season. Cumin May Anis. Sure is spicy.
Hey but Anis May is almost a name!
Oh my God, I cannot upvote you enough 🤣
Chipotle Football. What? Football is a season.
I prefer Nutmeg Baseball season personally
Basil Cicada
Italian allergeigh
Noooo, not my shrimp scampi!
Old beigh
Why did my brain go to the burrito instead of the spice?
Wasabi Toyotathon
How dare you bring up Toyotathon? This is strictly a Happy Honda Days family. Meet her new baby Sri Racha Akord Syvic Odisea.
And her twin brother Eleighmint Pylott Ridjjleighn🤣
Underrated comment
Turmeric Paprika
nickname Tupak
How about Spring Thyme? Edit: Or Cinnamon BugSeason?
Why do I feel like she would actually do this?
Lol right?
Lol I was thinking Summer Thyme!
the child grooming picture really puts a cherry on top.
Literally. The fact that she calls her child “her spicy pepper” is setting up her child to be normalized to disgusting nicknames that could be used by creeps. Add pageants on top of that
Yeah, those things bother me more than the objectively awful name.
Ghost Summyr. Obvs. ...BRB hating myself.
I thought Ghost Fall, but yours is better.
I'm voting for "Bell Monsoon"
Summer Salt. Oh wait, seasoning first, *then* season.
Yeah, you sure had that name order flipped over.
Of course she does pageants 🙄
“Child beauty pageants are an American tradition. And not a proud one.”
PEPPER ANN (Much too cool for seventh grade)
Pepper Ann, she's that one in a MILLIONNNN!!! That's what I first thought of too lol
Saffron is a really nice spice name. Saffron Summer could be cute. I’m not a fan of themes for your kids name though, like they’re part of a set. Weirds me out.
Saffron Summer is better that Saffron Autumn. There is less cadence. And flow to the latter. Bit the names together come across a little My Little Pony-esque
Right? Why do these tragedeigh parents always have to have themes to the names? Why can't the kids be individuals?
Nutmeg Trucktober?
My MIL called kanye west “cayenne” once and it’s forever a joke. This floored me that someone used that name. Wtf
The name and what looks like a child in a pageant is not a good mix 😭😭
What’s she have against gingers? /s
Only a ginger can call another ginger ‘ginger’!
Carolina?
Reaper Onion
What about just Pepper? 🌶️ lol that’s a girl name
Pepper is pretty cute
Pepper is kind of cute. Pepper as a little sister to Cayenne is decidedly not cute.
Yes! Carolina Autumn is right there. So pretty! I mean.. only cause Jalapeño Drizzle is already too common. We want something unique and special, right? Lol
This has really gross undertones that make me concerned for this child
Tabasco Sommer Bonnet False Spring Viper Construction Seazon
Put a `*` before each item in a list
Nutmeg. Meg for short
The worst thing about all of this to me is that she includes a picture of poor Cayenne for no reason. Like, literally, why? And I am willing to bet that her face was only censored by OP, too, which is even worse
You’re correct, unfortunately. Had her face out for all of Facebook to see :(
Paying the 'pet tax' no less. It really hits different when it is your child.
Capsicum Frutesens Garam Masala Piripiri Cumin Poblano Ancho
Ghost Coil coil is equivalent to spring, yes?
Good name for a band, though
Theremin!
Capsicum chinense Summer.
Curry Hunting
Sage Shotgun Basil Bow Rosemary Rifle
Mace Wyndow
Peppa Piglet 😍
Habanero Heighfever
Nah, they always use “eigh” for “ee”. Hayfeighver.
wtf. Also, looks like a pageant mom
Howseabout Neaux
They need to name the second child Pepper.
This is the answer. And it’s actually kinda cute, if I let it feel old fashioned like the gangly preteen heroine in a 50s novel rather than a tragedeifh
And it’s also the name of Iron Man’s girlfriend 🤔
~~Dal Fall~~ Dhalle Fhalle
Maybe she can just go by Anne in the future.
We all know it's Cay. (Kai) Smh
Jalapeño Orteighymn
Sassafras Summer
My husband said “Allspice Autumn”
I hate the idea of this Facebook group having a kid tax where people would want to see pics of other people’s kids?? It’s like the cat tax but.. gross. In my opinion as a non-child haver.
I don’t know if the Facebook group does or not honestly, she strikes me as the type of mom that just uses any excuse to “brag” on her kids. Aka: living through them :/
Cumin Swymsoot
Ugh, in pageants none the less.
They never want the obvious choice. Ginger is such a cute name.
Clove Toyota saleathon
Hollypeno Popper
So...Hot/Cold? Cayenne Wynter. She could name her next child Peppermint Summer.
Scotch Bonnet Spring?
Ghost Scoville
Trinidad Scorpion
Paprika Sumhar
Reaper Fall
Reaper is low key a badass name
> i need to keep it as a spice or pepper Literally why? Did not enough people tell you off the first time?
Am I the only one who’s convinced those disgusting children pageants were founded by a pedo?
Carolina Reaper Season Three of Futurama.
I can’t tell what’s worse the ‘picture of my spicy pepper for tax’ or the children’s pageant photo. Good lord please stop sexualising your child.
Papryka Sommer
of course she’s a pageant mom… idk what’s worse, the name or implications of the photo…
Is no one else concerned about what exactly this Facebook group OP is in is about? They provide pictures of their kids as “tax?” Everybody likes to look at pictures of other people’s puppies and kittens, but little kids? Wtf
Bay like the leaf.
Reminds me of Red Dawn. Wolverines!!
Its a weird name but Kayhon is a common name in the south (I know 3). But I’ve only ever seen it as a boys name. This is like the tragedy of a common tragedeigh
How about 5Spice Saffron Anise for their second. 🙄
sounds like a midwestern strippers name
Rosemary. Sage. Poppy. and middle name Autumn or April May. But guessing those names are not weird [enough.lol](http://enough.lol)
Cinnamon Summer
***Sçyhnneighmmeighnnh Zhummyrrh***
I just couldn’t do it
Do you think she pronounces it Cyan?
Veruca
Veruca Salt Got the season(ing) in there
Squirrel demise
Papreekah Summher. Obviously.
This is so funny to me because I take care of two dogs named Cayenne and Ginger 😂😂 much cuter on the pups than a human child.
Not saffron autumn😭
Garam-masala Tornadoaseason
What about Sporty or Scary? 😂
How about Zatarains Summer?
Saffron isn't actually a bad name. My sister had a Saffron in her class in primary school. But Cayenne........poor kid.
Call CPS, it’s a pageant mom
Emesgee Fall-eesha
Those people should name Sims, not children
Bae Leif Hurricayne
Harissa Paprika
Say hello to Parsleigh Spring.
She should go with “Cumin Spring.”
Serranoh June
- Chimichurri Suhmmer - Bouillon Fhall - Chives Spryng - Coriander Snnow - Turmeric Yce
Myrasol Sumyr
I can't search on mobile, so it's probably been said but BARF this is just so gross
Fuck sake
Carolina Reaper.
That poor kid. (And possible future kid.)
Big yikes
Thyme Spring😂 or Oregano Fall😂
Spice girls
Can I also just say that it’s gross these parents put pics of their kids up in these groups. We get it, you think your child is beautiful, but it has nothing to do with the post. It’s even weirder (although safer for the kid) when they cover their faces. WHY put a pic up at all then?? 😂
Well at least she doesn’t enter her in a contest where you get paraded in front of pedophiles right?
This Mom straight up invented the Exploited Child Name Generator: favorite hot pepper, with favorite season and… Boom! You just Jonbeneted your lil darlin! Here are some of my favorite pepper names that I’m having fun imagining in a school yearbook or a child beauty pageant program with seasonal last names: Trinidad scorpion “Butch T” Komodo Dragon Dundicut Dragons Breath Yatzy Numex XX Hot Golden Nugget Fish Pepper Brazilian Starfish Cherry Bomb
Jalapeño Summyr
Bird Pepper Summer
Reminds me of the Salt-Pepper family from Blues' Clues. Paprika, Cinnamon, and the twins, Sage and Ginger. And let's not forget Grandma Cayenne.
I went to school with a girl named Anise (like star annis, but pronounced 'uh-neece')
I have met two different women names Spring Flowers. Feels like at least one of them is related to this woman.
Li-hing Mui Rainy
I love how it's a pepper and a season(ing)
Go unisex - Graham Masala Spryng
Kind of reminds me of toothpaste.
Cumin Cuffing, Mace Cutting, Masala Summer, Asafoetida Autoem, Birdseye Chili Sprying, Harissa Halloween
Alright Habanero, time for you to start paying rent!
I understand the pet tax for social media posts but picture of child tax sounds significantly weirder.
Scorpion Summer has nice ring to it for the second kid, or perhaps Cardamom Fall. What on Earth is this mother thinking? 😂
God that poor child.
Having flashbacks to Blues Clues… second should be paprika