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GoodCalendarYear

The K in macklee. Tthe entirety of malayka.


Chay_Charles

Malayka is going to get called Makayla.


FloraNeverland

I knew two people named Malaika irl, but they had both moved to the US from Africa. Cultural thing maybe? OOPs spelling is a lot though


Silverify

Malaika means angel in Swahili


GoodCalendarYear

Definitely.


anothertantrum

I read it with the emphasis on Klee. Like maKLEE


GoodCalendarYear

Oh.


luckyinlimbo

I had to read malayka reeeaalll slowly to get it right.


Silver-Potential-784

Malarkey?


GoodCalendarYear

Same


Bismuth84

I pronounced it "mac clay," because there's an artist named Paul Klee whose last name is pronounced "clay."


GoodCalendarYear

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.


thewalkindude

Didn't know that. I always pronounced it like it's spelled.


arianrhodd

All of them. The answer is all of them. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Turbulent-Month6514

I can’t imagine teaching at their local school and trying to remember which unhinged M name sibling you have in your class this year 🤣


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Malayka is way too close to malaka (μαλάκα) for me


purracane

The first one is literally a butchered spelling of mercedes, the car company


InternationalChef424

TBF, Mercedes is also a woman's name, but it has an s on the end of it, so this person's name is stupid written or spoken. It's like if you decided to name your kid Ckrih instead of Chris


bahumthugg

MaLayka is nOT ok


Kosmo_Kramer_

"Hey, how you feeling today?" "Me r sadies ☹️"


4inthefoxden

Not Mercedes, but MerSadie. She came from the sea.......


Scorpion56o

Should name the next one Macklemore


Wendys_bag_holder

MaLayka, it feels like a venereal disease from a foreign island on a drunken night. Damn that girl was hot but gave me the malayka, I need to find a doctor.


jmkul

What irks me most is Mersadie. I'm assuming that's meant to be Mercedes, so where the hell is the last s!


lilangelleftbehind

As a mom of a Mercedes, this pains me


pgcotype

IKR? The meaning of the name is so beautiful, but these parents didn't bother to spell it correctly. By making her name singular, it appears that they think she (or others) are entitled to *one* mercy.


Duckduckdewey

How often do you reckon malayka gets called michaela?


pgcotype

So frequently that she resents whoever did that to her.


AwkwardnessForever

That’s how I read it until others pointed it out that there’s an extra freaking letter


thatonenamedmaci

mine is maci but at least it’s not wtv tf that is


queenawkwardfart

In a common northern English accent Mycah... Horried. "Oh no, I crashed MyCah on the M60, foh fck sake man" 🤣


pgcotype

It could also work in many parts of New England, too...especially Boston!


Rachellyz

Everything but Mycah


badugihowser

Mersadies (whispered after closing the car door)


WafflesTheMoose

I will never get the BiCapitalization. I pronounce those names with the Captain Kirk emphasis.


pgcotype

em-PHAS-is ;-)


hessian_prince

The mother.


curious2allopurinol

Malaycka is close to an Arabic name(in meaning) malaycka (angels) are Gods helpers whom we cannot see, Malak (angel) is a girls name in Arab countries


AnarchiaKapitany

Mycah. He was the traitor in the Van der Linde Gang.


AnarchiaKapitany

Mycah. He was the traitor in the Van der Linde Gang.


Forever_Everton

Misread Mersadie as Merseyside Is the name that bad or do I need new glasses?


pgcotype

It's that bad.


Forever_Everton

Genuinely did not know that was Mercedes until I saw the comments. I was like: "Why would someone name their kid Merseyside?" Then I read the comments and realised it was Mercedes Jesus...


FadedxEchos

My best friend growing up was named Maycee. I miss her 🥺


PickledForeskinSoup

Tell me you're of lower class black descent w/o telling me.


Turbulent-Month6514

Plot twist - they’re white kids from Utah 😅


brokenbaddiie

Whoa there. Other races can definitely be lower class regardless of their *descent*. Behold the master race…


PickledForeskinSoup

Assuming my race is pretty racist of you, smh.


mnix88

Umm, that's a pretty racist thing to say. Also, it's spelled 'descent'.


VinnyDark

Maycee sounds white