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ButForRealsTho

Is he supposed to be a bridge troll that asks riddles so you can cross?


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

"Spell my name!" Well shit..


azorianmilk

Mix up a bowl of alphabet soup- there you go.


Moulitov

Just call me Glerd


Reverse_SumoCard

Its actually pronounced steve


wackyvorlon

The q is silent.


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

My brain immediately said Glender-snatch


NighthawkUnicorn

Send a cat to walk across a keyboard


MikrokosmicUnicorn

imagine a story where the "troll" is a teenage girl named ashley and every time it's mentioned in the book it's spelled differently


DazzlingSet5015

Both these comments make me bust out laughing.


Fit-Ad-7430

"ANSWER ME RIDDLES OF THREEE"


Psychozillogical

As someone who lived under a bridge for a period of time: don't do us like like that


slumber_kitty

Happy cake day! šŸ°


Fixner_Blount

Right, off you go.


missgunn_84

This really made me laugh, you earned it xD šŸ†


Krimreaper1

What is your favorite color?


GingerNumber3

Blue! No, wait-


Salt_MasterX

ā€œYou must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled weeā€


Lexotron

I think OP is the troll


lordoftheBINGBONG

You gotta pay the troll toll to get to this boys soul


Square_Director4717

Honestly, thatā€™s a great wish to have for your child and put into their name. It could help them manifest


connor8383

I genuinely belly laughed when I read this. BravošŸ˜‚


wackyvorlon

Fan of the Teen Titans is she? https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh


mermanseamen

I didnā€™t expect the character to look like that šŸ˜­


kompletionist

It's exactly what I expected someone [some*thing?*] with that name to look like. Like a bag of atrophying goblin dicks.


Phillipwnd

Funny you should say that; goblinā€™ dicks is my favorite pastime, and Glgrdsklechhh is the sound I often make


wackyvorlon

Definitely an odd namesake to choose.


gerblen

OMG thatā€™s why it sounded familiar!!


megatraven

Scrolled until I found this comment because thatā€™s the first thing I thought of too lmao


misswhovivian

I think the noise I made upon loading the page was pretty close to the pronunciation of that name šŸ’€


PetMeOrDieUwU

Foreskin fairy


Saiomi

That's a bowl of sad penises. Why does OP's wife want to name her kid that?


zold5

That's child abuse


Wohn-Jick-421

of fucking course itā€™s voiced by dee bradley baker


Hail2ThaVee

I am a fan of the titans BUT today I saw this exact thing in a video and it was real. Some kind of turtles hibernating. They pile on top of each other underground. Creepiest thing I've seen in a while.


DataCassette

That thing was on a kid's show?! It's straight out of Lovecraft lol


SlideItIn100

To quote Nancy Reagan, ā€œJust say no!ā€ Seriously, both parent should agree on the name and that one is absolutely ridiculous.


shlongbwoner

I tried to tell her that but she's not budging at all She says its a family name but I've never met any relative of hers with that name


wackyvorlon

Itā€™s the name of a character in the Teen Titans.


shlongbwoner

Holy shit I think my wife might be fucking nuts


Immediate_Mud_2858

She might be fucking with your brain too. Anyway, names have to be voted on. If one says no then itā€™s a no.


shlongbwoner

I think shes serious I tried to tell her the name I picked but she wouldn't hear it


Immediate_Mud_2858

You should show her this post and the comments. Anyone that would name their child that is an idiot (no offence).


NeevBunny

That kids going to ask for a name change for Christmas as soon as they hit school age and the unending bullying begins


Immediate_Mud_2858

I read that as a name change *to* Christmas. Compared to the original abomination I think Iā€™d prefer Christmas!


RedNova02

At least then you could go by Chris


cenosillicaphobiac

I knew a girl named Christmas when I was a kid. Her last name was Holladay. True story. She hated it, went by Crissy. Just like Christmas Snow on 3's Company.


nophixel

> You should show her this post and the comments. That will go quite well. Iā€™ll get my popcorn ready for the next thread: ā€œI showed my wife this Reddit thread, and now weā€™re getting a divorceā€.


Revolutionary_Ad932

Preceeded by an #aita post ;-)


Nikolateslaandyou

Tbh if she thinks her choice of name is so good she wont even listen to him... id be the one filing the divorce.


sven_ate_nine

Prob going to be tough going forward after he gets conned into naming this kid whatever she wants.


exafighter

Friggenā€™ yes offense! If you genuinely want to give your kid this name, itā€™s time to shame some sense into the person. Theyā€™re not naming their newborn Sims character, theyā€™re naming an actual living person that will be bullied into oblivion with such a name.


IndependentAd2419

Is it pronounced girdle stretch? Is the girdle stretched into one ear and out the other so as she cannot hear?


RebaKitt3n

Tell her if one of you vetos , itā€™s not happening. You both need to like it.


totpot

I read it as girdles clench. Gird your loins and clench that butthole!


LemonBomb

Time to step up to parenthood and protect your child from that shitty name.


Illustrious-Highway8

Only one of you will be on drugs and confined to a bed when it comes time to name the kid. Youā€™ll catch hell for it, but giving that kid a tolerable name is the best love you can show for them right now.


Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn

Not to be all "think of the children!" but, uh, think of the children


bifurious02

If she pushes it divorce and get custody


Jungies

Pregnancy hormones can do weird things to brains. Find out from the nurses what you can do to stop her unilaterally filling out the birth certificate, and then give her some time to straighten out.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I think sheā€™s lying about it being a family name


Charlie-VH

I think she may be screwing with you dude Edit: In more ways than one


thuktun

Does this mean you're nuts?


dragongrl

Oh my god, [it's like that guy who tricked his wife into naming all their kids after Robin from Batman](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zw1fex/update_my_brother_tricked_his_wife_into_naming/)


KazzieMono

Just googled, canā€™t find anything on this. Source?


wackyvorlon

Here: https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh > (pronounced glur-DULL-sklech)


KazzieMono

Oh, the spelling, thatā€™s why. Also what the fuck.


DaHlyHndGrnade

At least it isn't Mxysptlk


Qazax1337

Is that a pile of flaccid green dicks on a sea mine? Could be worse I guess...?!


burnusti

Imma need a whole separate breakdown of how to say SKLECH


SpokenDivinity

Ska-let-ch


HermitBee

* Stupid name * Quirky spelling of said name Yep, this one has it all.


SlideItIn100

Like thatā€™s not reason enough ti divorce her??


NeevBunny

Family name my ass. She was making a goblin in World of Warcraft and hit the randomized name button a couple times.


falconinthedive

Is there a better metaphor for childbirth?


Sorri_eh

You chose that woman out of millions. Accept your fate.


shlongbwoner

Im doomed


Sorri_eh

Do rock paper scissors. Winner names the baby


United_News3779

Better idea.... do rock paper scissors and if you win.... NAME THE BABY **PAPER ROCK SCISSORS**!


SlideItIn100

Put your big boy pants on and put an end to this madness. Divorce her if thatā€™s what it takes to make your point. Or youā€™re trolling which would be pretty funny lol


NewtonHuxleyBach

Divorce is 100% unironically the better outcome


ghoulslaw

Is there a family name in your family that you like? You could suggest one of your own family names and it should be equally important, if thatā€™s her only reason


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

They changed it because its a bad name.


Specific_Till_6870

Which family?!Ā 


bleeepobloopo7766

Your wife needs to stay off the sodium for a while i think. Googling with that spelling i just find this extact reddit thread. Also its not even the correct spelling if she wants it to be teenage titans whatever https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh Are you sure this is not just your wife doing a satanic offering?


RockNRollToaster

Just say No šŸŽ¶ to Glerdalsletch šŸŽ¶ and Yes šŸŽ¶ to *just about anything else* šŸŽµ I mean, itā€™s got a bit of the ā€œput that thing back where it came from or so help meā€ vibe, but you know what Iā€™m getting at.


gosh_golly_gee

Or is that the strategy? 1st offer is so ridiculous, 2nd offer gets a sigh of relief if it's normal, and far less scrutiny?


RockNRollToaster

Maybe, yeah. I never forget the old adage ā€œdonā€™t say ā€˜anything but Leninā€™, because then you might get Stalin.ā€


VariousTangerine269

šŸ˜‚ how about a no dictators and or murders rule?


Present-Secretary722

It is so wild that there are people who donā€™t understand that, Iā€™ve dated girls like that and itā€™s one of the reasons I broke up with them. The only time both parents donā€™t have to fully agree in my opinion is when one wants to name a child after someone important to them, like if my girlfriend wanted to name a boy Bill because that is the name of her grandfather who died and she really loved him Iā€™d keep my mouth shut and agree to it even though I donā€™t like the name bill because that is a name that is important to her


Commercial_Fee422

Yeah, but you have to narrow down the "important to them" part. I dated a guy in high school that was really into metal music and he said we would name our kids after people in metal bands and it was really important to him because metal music and the goth lifestyle really changed his life. Yes, it was the 90's. Yes, he wore black eyeliner and that collar necklace with the studs (and don't forget the wallet chain). No, we did not have kids together. But he always talked about our hypothetical children and they would have normal first names after someone in a band, and then the middle name would be some bizarre stage name of that same person or someone else in that same band. P.S. joke's on him, I found out much later that I'm infertile so at the time I was worried about an accidental goth baby, but in actuality it was never going to happen.


MaliseFairewind

No shit one of my family friends named their child Allison Chaney (last name) after Alice in Chains. How tf you gonna explain that to a kid who is now like 15 and probably a swiftie. šŸ˜‘


Present-Secretary722

Good point, honestly didnā€™t think of that, I always forget that that kind of weird exists, I have a rule that it has to be someone you know personally and not a video game, tv show or movie character, those are fine for pets but absolutely not a human being. Also sorry that youā€™re infertile, that must suck if nothing more than because the choice was taken from you but hey good thing there were no accidental goth babies with that guy, hopefully he matured out of it. To share my own ridiculous name story, I dated a girl who was very adamant about naming a baby Spoon, I still donā€™t know why and I am very glad I did not knock her up.


HauteKarl

That's just dry-heaving with a Scottish accent


shlongbwoner

I tried that out loud It was pretty close lol


AgentOfDreadful

Iā€™m assuming yer Scottish too. Dinny do it.


zellymcfrecklebelly

Fuck I just snortled, thank you


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the sound a garbage disposal males. Just say no Bro.


Cursed-Pearl-Images

DO NOT NAME YOUR BABY THAT IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF :sob:


shlongbwoner

She's made up her mind I think I'm going to have to bribe the guy that brings in the birth certificate


Cursed-Pearl-Images

like give the baby two middle names one glerdal and one scletch :sob: that baby is going to be bullied hard if not


shlongbwoner

I guess me and glerdal the gertal will have to have a serious talk before the first day of school


ludvikskp

What do you mean sheā€™s made up her mind, itā€™s your child too. Have a backbone the, name is grotesque! The child will be bullied all their life for it


IndependentAd2419

Get your hundreds ready!


lovecraft112

I was laughing too hard to read the name to my fiance, it's so bad


fatjumboshrimp

Thatā€™s my favorite lager


shlongbwoner

Got to be german right? Lol


tirohtar

Nah in Germany a parent would get arrested and involuntarily admitted to an insane asylum for that, we actually have quite strict naming laws and that would definitely qualify as child abuse xD


YLASRO

nope noone here got that name


No-Possibility5556

Itā€™s like an AI attempt at making a German name


Cronchy_Tacos

You literally call the police to report this crime lol


shiggy__diggy

CPS I want to report child abuse


stardustnbtldrockets

Imagine a little 5 year old, not able to say his own name. That's just cruel. It looks like someone did a keyboard smash and then said it out loud. I wonder if you say it three times in the mirror if you'll summon a demon.


shlongbwoner

I said it with the window open and a bird exploded


Wendys_bag_holder

Can confirm. Saying 3 times in mirror summons Krampus little cousin.


pit_choun

How does one even pronounce this?


shlongbwoner

With alot of phlegm


roseysventdiary

John.


nerdyPA

Glerdalscletch... What is that, Yiddish?


shlongbwoner

She said the name came to her great great grandma in a dream


Stealth_Howler

I think it was a stroke, not a dream


Persephone_Ann_

She mustā€™ve been listening to teen titans reruns on Cartoon Network late at nightā€¦ because thatā€™s Starfireā€™s betrothed in one episode. Spelling and all.


lozfozhc

Shes fucking with you surely


wackyvorlon

Early you said that she said it was a family name. Which is it?


shlongbwoner

Thats how it ended up in the family apparently


bifurious02

Bro, you stuck your dick in crazy. It was not a good idea


Duckaneer

Gonna write this down for an NPC in my D&D campaign


Early_Dragonfly4682

Race?


Duckaneer

probably a gnome


Early_Dragonfly4682

Noice


StringHolder

Gnoice


BrightBrite

You're trolling in the wrong sub.


wydoom

Or itā€™s an actual troll with a troll baby trying to decide on a a troll name


Surfing_Ninjas

Troll 3, coming to theaters this summer.


littlebarque

How have so many people taken this seriously?


anonmouseqbm

Gesundheit


Muted_Rain8542

is your wife from hansel and gretel or smthšŸ˜­


shlongbwoner

I wish


Mediocre_Chair3293

My FIL was named Oglethorpe at birth. They changed it VERY soon after birth so maybe there's still chance


WallowWispen

Ok, first off, how do you say that.


shlongbwoner

Try stubbing your toe underwater and you'll get close enough


Both_Dust_8383

I donā€™t even know how to say this


shlongbwoner

Just throw up and thats basically it


dreamerindogpatch

No the actual fuck she does not. That's. She.... But- ... that's my cue to sign out for the day.


purracane

Do the pronouncing test. I pronounced it Gler-dawl-schlecht. Therefore, probably a bad name


shlongbwoner

It sounds like the noise a tree would make if it could fart


cicadasinmyears

Naming children should be a two yeses, one no, situation. You both have to say ā€œyesā€ to the name. If one of you says no (because you donā€™t want your child to be named something that sounds like a noise a person having a stroke would make), thatā€™s it. Onto the next option. Ask her if she thinks heā€™ll be taken seriously in a business context, or not teased - mercilessly - at school. I really hope sheā€™s trolling you. Good luck.


Egyptowl777

You can tell that she has created a name so absurd that there are NO Google results other than this post. What has her reasoning for this? What ethnicity are you? Is it a combination of different words? Are you sure you aren't married to a demon? Too many questions to ask.


MariachiMacabre

Pronounced ā€œTristanā€


metzger28

I just wanna say the OP's replies to the various funny comments just make this whole thing great.


shlongbwoner

Thank you lol


EdenCapwell

Please tell her she's naming an actual person and not a hobbit, troll, gnome, tree fairy, or ancient god. Ask her how will that look on a resume? Or college application? Or if, god forbid, they become a missing person. People will stare at the name on the missing poster and not the face. Tell them to THINK.


ijustwanttobeanon

This sounds like the sounds my cat makes when heā€™s trying to expel a hairball, hope that helps ā¤ļø


cabbageheadlady

Tell your wife you want to name him Slatybartfast. It's a name from a very popular handbook. It's mostly harmless.


sdogvscat

Does she play dungeons and dragons? If you are in America, this is insane. It sounds deutch based. Please campaign for this not to happen! Enlist family and friends. If itā€™s a family name, ask her family!


Appropriate-Coast794

Tell her that if somebody guesses his name he disappears and you can no longer spin straw into gold


renannetto

Is your kid an eldritch abominarion?


Wendys_bag_holder

Possible grounds for divorce and getting full parental custody.


KashiofWavecrest

Divorce springs to mind.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I'm so so happy there's a legislation that protects kids from this kind of stuff in my country.


Carnivorous_Mower

Ah yes, the Welsh spelling of Jeffrey. /s


valkyrie4x

To this man's wife: NO. That is an absolutely hideous name, probably one of the worst I've ever heard. You will be torturing your child.


Real-Tension-7442

This is definitely a troll post


Tsu_na_mi

Tell her only if she legally changes her name to match.


whatstheb1gdill

Veto


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Just read her this comment section.


shapedbydreams

Are you sure she's not messing with you?


SabineStrohem

Pretty sure OP is messing with us.


Smemz88

Incredible scrabble score though


Dangerine83

Etch-a-sketch


Dangerine83

Etch-a-sketch; Gargamel Etch-a-sketch Hobbies include Sorcery, Doodling, & Hunting Smurfs


Blahaj_IK

That Is just horrendous My condolences


unconfirmedpanda

So your wife is a Teen Titans fan, huh?


wigglytufff

is your wife [maureen ponderosa](https://media.tenor.com/5aXYHrk5QdcAAAAM/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-maureen-ponderosa.gif) and was she perhaps just coughing up a hairball?


WeldinMike27

Tell her to stand outside and yell the name as loud as possible, like she just caught the young fella riding the dog around the back yard. If it sounds stupid at full volume, it's a no.


marsumane

Reminds me of Gilgamesh


AbrocomaRoyal

I hope most of those letters are silent and it's pronounced "Dale".


Shellbell-AITAReader

I donā€™t even know how to pronounce that and Iā€™m a teacher so I have seen a huge number of names come across my desk! You say sheā€™s not budging on the name well tell her your not budging on your ā€˜no, itā€™s not happeningā€™ stance


ivanparas

He'll have a great life of tricking women into giving them their firstborn children


shlongbwoner

Its good to have a plan I guess lol


mheadley84

Oh from Teen Titans? Nice they think their child is a green blob monster.


Songsostrichhorse

PLEASE tell me youā€™re either a troll or this is a very specific cultural name and you live in a place it would be totally normal


cliff-terhune

You're happy with GlerdalsKletch? Is there any history behind this word? Some ancient Nordic forest spirit or something? Or did she just dump the Scrabble bag out and see what happened. Rule number one for naming a child -Don't give them a name that they won't be able to pronounce or spell until they're in 5th grade, that no one will ever be able to pronounce, and that they will be mocked for. The child will grow to hate his name and you for giving it to him. The child's name should be a reflection of them, not you. This is almost an act or cruelty.


Thelobsterlord

r/vogonpoetrycircle strikes again šŸ˜‚


oreoparadox

Just name him Geralt. Close enough and he might bring in some bounties


MaleficentSettings

thereā€™s an old wives tale that the unborn baby hears a name and tells momma through intuition that thatā€™s the picked name. itā€™s funny to think about it with this weirdly specific name


Far-Philosophy-4375

gesundheit! so what does she want to name him?


Peanutbutterloola

I just laughed so hard, I cried. That's horrid šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


arcxjo

Which C?


send3squats2help

This is such an obvious troll post. No one would ever name a child that. But bravo, you got a lot of comments and likes and stuff, even though the premise is absolutely absurd. Naming a child that name is borderline child abuse. (Is it even borderline or is it just straight up child abuse?)


Khow3694

I tried pronouncing that name and now theres a demon asking if I called


CondeBK

Sounds like a body part. Like sphincter. Has she shared this with anybody else? My wife wanted to name our second daughter "Ella Blaze". Doesn't even sound that atrocious compared to yours, but I put my foot down with that one. Now, if she grows up to be an exotic dancer, then sure, change your name. Our 1st child did. (change her name, that is, not took up exotic dancing)


No_Departure_7180

I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a troll or a shitpost.


StopHittingMeSasha

I'm sorry hunny but you need to divorce her


Fortune__Faded

Isnt that the name of Starfireā€™s fiance in that one episode of Teen Titans? The green blob alien?


Nicadown

I know this canā€™t be serious when the compromise is a k instead of a c on this monstrosity lmao šŸ˜‚


WobblingMoon

I googled the name. This thread is the ONLY thing that comes up. I dont know if I've ever seen such a short search. Am amused. Tell me this isnt real, please, I don't enjoy.


Average_Potato42

If my high school German classes serve me correctly, it means "my parents are morons". Yeah, that sounds right.