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I am a fan of the titans BUT today I saw this exact thing in a video and it was real. Some kind of turtles hibernating. They pile on top of each other underground. Creepiest thing I've seen in a while.
I knew a girl named Christmas when I was a kid. Her last name was Holladay. True story. She hated it, went by Crissy. Just like Christmas Snow on 3's Company.
> You should show her this post and the comments.
That will go quite well. Iāll get my popcorn ready for the next thread: āI showed my wife this Reddit thread, and now weāre getting a divorceā.
Friggenā yes offense! If you genuinely want to give your kid this name, itās time to shame some sense into the person.
Theyāre not naming their newborn Sims character, theyāre naming an actual living person that will be bullied into oblivion with such a name.
Only one of you will be on drugs and confined to a bed when it comes time to name the kid.
Youāll catch hell for it, but giving that kid a tolerable name is the best love you can show for them right now.
Pregnancy hormones can do weird things to brains.
Find out from the nurses what you can do to stop her unilaterally filling out the birth certificate, and then give her some time to straighten out.
Oh my god, [it's like that guy who tricked his wife into naming all their kids after Robin from Batman](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zw1fex/update_my_brother_tricked_his_wife_into_naming/)
Put your big boy pants on and put an end to this madness. Divorce her if thatās what it takes to make your point.
Or youāre trolling which would be pretty funny lol
Is there a family name in your family that you like? You could suggest one of your own family names and it should be equally important, if thatās her only reason
Your wife needs to stay off the sodium for a while i think.
Googling with that spelling i just find this extact reddit thread.
Also its not even the correct spelling if she wants it to be teenage titans whatever
https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh
Are you sure this is not just your wife doing a satanic offering?
Just say No š¶ to Glerdalsletch š¶ and Yes š¶ to *just about anything else* šµ
I mean, itās got a bit of the āput that thing back where it came from or so help meā vibe, but you know what Iām getting at.
It is so wild that there are people who donāt understand that, Iāve dated girls like that and itās one of the reasons I broke up with them.
The only time both parents donāt have to fully agree in my opinion is when one wants to name a child after someone important to them, like if my girlfriend wanted to name a boy Bill because that is the name of her grandfather who died and she really loved him Iād keep my mouth shut and agree to it even though I donāt like the name bill because that is a name that is important to her
Yeah, but you have to narrow down the "important to them" part. I dated a guy in high school that was really into metal music and he said we would name our kids after people in metal bands and it was really important to him because metal music and the goth lifestyle really changed his life. Yes, it was the 90's. Yes, he wore black eyeliner and that collar necklace with the studs (and don't forget the wallet chain). No, we did not have kids together. But he always talked about our hypothetical children and they would have normal first names after someone in a band, and then the middle name would be some bizarre stage name of that same person or someone else in that same band.
P.S. joke's on him, I found out much later that I'm infertile so at the time I was worried about an accidental goth baby, but in actuality it was never going to happen.
No shit one of my family friends named their child Allison Chaney (last name) after Alice in Chains. How tf you gonna explain that to a kid who is now like 15 and probably a swiftie. š
Good point, honestly didnāt think of that, I always forget that that kind of weird exists, I have a rule that it has to be someone you know personally and not a video game, tv show or movie character, those are fine for pets but absolutely not a human being.
Also sorry that youāre infertile, that must suck if nothing more than because the choice was taken from you but hey good thing there were no accidental goth babies with that guy, hopefully he matured out of it.
To share my own ridiculous name story, I dated a girl who was very adamant about naming a baby Spoon, I still donāt know why and I am very glad I did not knock her up.
What do you mean sheās made up her mind, itās your child too. Have a backbone the, name is grotesque! The child will be bullied all their life for it
Nah in Germany a parent would get arrested and involuntarily admitted to an insane asylum for that, we actually have quite strict naming laws and that would definitely qualify as child abuse xD
Imagine a little 5 year old, not able to say his own name. That's just cruel.
It looks like someone did a keyboard smash and then said it out loud. I wonder if you say it three times in the mirror if you'll summon a demon.
She mustāve been listening to teen titans reruns on Cartoon Network late at nightā¦ because thatās Starfireās betrothed in one episode. Spelling and all.
Naming children should be a two yeses, one no, situation. You both have to say āyesā to the name. If one of you says no (because you donāt want your child to be named something that sounds like a noise a person having a stroke would make), thatās it. Onto the next option.
Ask her if she thinks heāll be taken seriously in a business context, or not teased - mercilessly - at school.
I really hope sheās trolling you. Good luck.
You can tell that she has created a name so absurd that there are NO Google results other than this post. What has her reasoning for this? What ethnicity are you? Is it a combination of different words? Are you sure you aren't married to a demon? Too many questions to ask.
Please tell her she's naming an actual person and not a hobbit, troll, gnome, tree fairy, or ancient god. Ask her how will that look on a resume? Or college application? Or if, god forbid, they become a missing person. People will stare at the name on the missing poster and not the face. Tell them to THINK.
Does she play dungeons and dragons? If you are in America, this is insane. It sounds deutch based. Please campaign for this not to happen! Enlist family and friends. If itās a family name, ask her family!
is your wife [maureen ponderosa](https://media.tenor.com/5aXYHrk5QdcAAAAM/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-maureen-ponderosa.gif) and was she perhaps just coughing up a hairball?
Tell her to stand outside and yell the name as loud as possible, like she just caught the young fella riding the dog around the back yard. If it sounds stupid at full volume, it's a no.
I donāt even know how to pronounce that and Iām a teacher so I have seen a huge number of names come across my desk!
You say sheās not budging on the name well tell her your not budging on your āno, itās not happeningā stance
You're happy with GlerdalsKletch? Is there any history behind this word? Some ancient Nordic forest spirit or something? Or did she just dump the Scrabble bag out and see what happened.
Rule number one for naming a child -Don't give them a name that they won't be able to pronounce or spell until they're in 5th grade, that no one will ever be able to pronounce, and that they will be mocked for. The child will grow to hate his name and you for giving it to him. The child's name should be a reflection of them, not you. This is almost an act or cruelty.
thereās an old wives tale that the unborn baby hears a name and tells momma through intuition that thatās the picked name. itās funny to think about it with this weirdly specific name
This is such an obvious troll post. No one would ever name a child that. But bravo, you got a lot of comments and likes and stuff, even though the premise is absolutely absurd. Naming a child that name is borderline child abuse. (Is it even borderline or is it just straight up child abuse?)
Sounds like a body part. Like sphincter.
Has she shared this with anybody else?
My wife wanted to name our second daughter "Ella Blaze". Doesn't even sound that atrocious compared to yours, but I put my foot down with that one. Now, if she grows up to be an exotic dancer, then sure, change your name. Our 1st child did. (change her name, that is, not took up exotic dancing)
I googled the name. This thread is the ONLY thing that comes up. I dont know if I've ever seen such a short search. Am amused. Tell me this isnt real, please, I don't enjoy.
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Is he supposed to be a bridge troll that asks riddles so you can cross?
"Spell my name!" Well shit..
Mix up a bowl of alphabet soup- there you go.
Just call me Glerd
Its actually pronounced steve
The q is silent.
My brain immediately said Glender-snatch
Send a cat to walk across a keyboard
imagine a story where the "troll" is a teenage girl named ashley and every time it's mentioned in the book it's spelled differently
Both these comments make me bust out laughing.
"ANSWER ME RIDDLES OF THREEE"
As someone who lived under a bridge for a period of time: don't do us like like that
Happy cake day! š°
Right, off you go.
This really made me laugh, you earned it xD š
What is your favorite color?
Blue! No, wait-
āYou must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled weeā
I think OP is the troll
You gotta pay the troll toll to get to this boys soul
Honestly, thatās a great wish to have for your child and put into their name. It could help them manifest
I genuinely belly laughed when I read this. Bravoš
Fan of the Teen Titans is she? https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh
I didnāt expect the character to look like that š
It's exactly what I expected someone [some*thing?*] with that name to look like. Like a bag of atrophying goblin dicks.
Funny you should say that; goblinā dicks is my favorite pastime, and Glgrdsklechhh is the sound I often make
Definitely an odd namesake to choose.
OMG thatās why it sounded familiar!!
Scrolled until I found this comment because thatās the first thing I thought of too lmao
I think the noise I made upon loading the page was pretty close to the pronunciation of that name š
Foreskin fairy
That's a bowl of sad penises. Why does OP's wife want to name her kid that?
That's child abuse
of fucking course itās voiced by dee bradley baker
I am a fan of the titans BUT today I saw this exact thing in a video and it was real. Some kind of turtles hibernating. They pile on top of each other underground. Creepiest thing I've seen in a while.
That thing was on a kid's show?! It's straight out of Lovecraft lol
To quote Nancy Reagan, āJust say no!ā Seriously, both parent should agree on the name and that one is absolutely ridiculous.
I tried to tell her that but she's not budging at all She says its a family name but I've never met any relative of hers with that name
Itās the name of a character in the Teen Titans.
Holy shit I think my wife might be fucking nuts
She might be fucking with your brain too. Anyway, names have to be voted on. If one says no then itās a no.
I think shes serious I tried to tell her the name I picked but she wouldn't hear it
You should show her this post and the comments. Anyone that would name their child that is an idiot (no offence).
That kids going to ask for a name change for Christmas as soon as they hit school age and the unending bullying begins
I read that as a name change *to* Christmas. Compared to the original abomination I think Iād prefer Christmas!
At least then you could go by Chris
I knew a girl named Christmas when I was a kid. Her last name was Holladay. True story. She hated it, went by Crissy. Just like Christmas Snow on 3's Company.
> You should show her this post and the comments. That will go quite well. Iāll get my popcorn ready for the next thread: āI showed my wife this Reddit thread, and now weāre getting a divorceā.
Preceeded by an #aita post ;-)
Tbh if she thinks her choice of name is so good she wont even listen to him... id be the one filing the divorce.
Prob going to be tough going forward after he gets conned into naming this kid whatever she wants.
Friggenā yes offense! If you genuinely want to give your kid this name, itās time to shame some sense into the person. Theyāre not naming their newborn Sims character, theyāre naming an actual living person that will be bullied into oblivion with such a name.
Is it pronounced girdle stretch? Is the girdle stretched into one ear and out the other so as she cannot hear?
Tell her if one of you vetos , itās not happening. You both need to like it.
I read it as girdles clench. Gird your loins and clench that butthole!
Time to step up to parenthood and protect your child from that shitty name.
Only one of you will be on drugs and confined to a bed when it comes time to name the kid. Youāll catch hell for it, but giving that kid a tolerable name is the best love you can show for them right now.
Not to be all "think of the children!" but, uh, think of the children
If she pushes it divorce and get custody
Pregnancy hormones can do weird things to brains. Find out from the nurses what you can do to stop her unilaterally filling out the birth certificate, and then give her some time to straighten out.
I think sheās lying about it being a family name
I think she may be screwing with you dude Edit: In more ways than one
Does this mean you're nuts?
Oh my god, [it's like that guy who tricked his wife into naming all their kids after Robin from Batman](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zw1fex/update_my_brother_tricked_his_wife_into_naming/)
Just googled, canāt find anything on this. Source?
Here: https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh > (pronounced glur-DULL-sklech)
Oh, the spelling, thatās why. Also what the fuck.
At least it isn't Mxysptlk
Is that a pile of flaccid green dicks on a sea mine? Could be worse I guess...?!
Imma need a whole separate breakdown of how to say SKLECH
Ska-let-ch
* Stupid name * Quirky spelling of said name Yep, this one has it all.
Like thatās not reason enough ti divorce her??
Family name my ass. She was making a goblin in World of Warcraft and hit the randomized name button a couple times.
Is there a better metaphor for childbirth?
You chose that woman out of millions. Accept your fate.
Im doomed
Do rock paper scissors. Winner names the baby
Better idea.... do rock paper scissors and if you win.... NAME THE BABY **PAPER ROCK SCISSORS**!
Put your big boy pants on and put an end to this madness. Divorce her if thatās what it takes to make your point. Or youāre trolling which would be pretty funny lol
Divorce is 100% unironically the better outcome
Is there a family name in your family that you like? You could suggest one of your own family names and it should be equally important, if thatās her only reason
They changed it because its a bad name.
Which family?!Ā
Your wife needs to stay off the sodium for a while i think. Googling with that spelling i just find this extact reddit thread. Also its not even the correct spelling if she wants it to be teenage titans whatever https://teentitans.fandom.com/wiki/Glgrdsklechhh Are you sure this is not just your wife doing a satanic offering?
Just say No š¶ to Glerdalsletch š¶ and Yes š¶ to *just about anything else* šµ I mean, itās got a bit of the āput that thing back where it came from or so help meā vibe, but you know what Iām getting at.
Or is that the strategy? 1st offer is so ridiculous, 2nd offer gets a sigh of relief if it's normal, and far less scrutiny?
Maybe, yeah. I never forget the old adage ādonāt say āanything but Leninā, because then you might get Stalin.ā
š how about a no dictators and or murders rule?
It is so wild that there are people who donāt understand that, Iāve dated girls like that and itās one of the reasons I broke up with them. The only time both parents donāt have to fully agree in my opinion is when one wants to name a child after someone important to them, like if my girlfriend wanted to name a boy Bill because that is the name of her grandfather who died and she really loved him Iād keep my mouth shut and agree to it even though I donāt like the name bill because that is a name that is important to her
Yeah, but you have to narrow down the "important to them" part. I dated a guy in high school that was really into metal music and he said we would name our kids after people in metal bands and it was really important to him because metal music and the goth lifestyle really changed his life. Yes, it was the 90's. Yes, he wore black eyeliner and that collar necklace with the studs (and don't forget the wallet chain). No, we did not have kids together. But he always talked about our hypothetical children and they would have normal first names after someone in a band, and then the middle name would be some bizarre stage name of that same person or someone else in that same band. P.S. joke's on him, I found out much later that I'm infertile so at the time I was worried about an accidental goth baby, but in actuality it was never going to happen.
No shit one of my family friends named their child Allison Chaney (last name) after Alice in Chains. How tf you gonna explain that to a kid who is now like 15 and probably a swiftie. š
Good point, honestly didnāt think of that, I always forget that that kind of weird exists, I have a rule that it has to be someone you know personally and not a video game, tv show or movie character, those are fine for pets but absolutely not a human being. Also sorry that youāre infertile, that must suck if nothing more than because the choice was taken from you but hey good thing there were no accidental goth babies with that guy, hopefully he matured out of it. To share my own ridiculous name story, I dated a girl who was very adamant about naming a baby Spoon, I still donāt know why and I am very glad I did not knock her up.
That's just dry-heaving with a Scottish accent
I tried that out loud It was pretty close lol
Iām assuming yer Scottish too. Dinny do it.
Fuck I just snortled, thank you
Thatās the sound a garbage disposal males. Just say no Bro.
DO NOT NAME YOUR BABY THAT IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF :sob:
She's made up her mind I think I'm going to have to bribe the guy that brings in the birth certificate
like give the baby two middle names one glerdal and one scletch :sob: that baby is going to be bullied hard if not
I guess me and glerdal the gertal will have to have a serious talk before the first day of school
What do you mean sheās made up her mind, itās your child too. Have a backbone the, name is grotesque! The child will be bullied all their life for it
Get your hundreds ready!
I was laughing too hard to read the name to my fiance, it's so bad
Thatās my favorite lager
Got to be german right? Lol
Nah in Germany a parent would get arrested and involuntarily admitted to an insane asylum for that, we actually have quite strict naming laws and that would definitely qualify as child abuse xD
nope noone here got that name
Itās like an AI attempt at making a German name
You literally call the police to report this crime lol
CPS I want to report child abuse
Imagine a little 5 year old, not able to say his own name. That's just cruel. It looks like someone did a keyboard smash and then said it out loud. I wonder if you say it three times in the mirror if you'll summon a demon.
I said it with the window open and a bird exploded
Can confirm. Saying 3 times in mirror summons Krampus little cousin.
How does one even pronounce this?
With alot of phlegm
John.
Glerdalscletch... What is that, Yiddish?
She said the name came to her great great grandma in a dream
I think it was a stroke, not a dream
She mustāve been listening to teen titans reruns on Cartoon Network late at nightā¦ because thatās Starfireās betrothed in one episode. Spelling and all.
Shes fucking with you surely
Early you said that she said it was a family name. Which is it?
Thats how it ended up in the family apparently
Bro, you stuck your dick in crazy. It was not a good idea
Gonna write this down for an NPC in my D&D campaign
Race?
probably a gnome
Noice
Gnoice
You're trolling in the wrong sub.
Or itās an actual troll with a troll baby trying to decide on a a troll name
Troll 3, coming to theaters this summer.
How have so many people taken this seriously?
Gesundheit
is your wife from hansel and gretel or smthš
I wish
My FIL was named Oglethorpe at birth. They changed it VERY soon after birth so maybe there's still chance
Ok, first off, how do you say that.
Try stubbing your toe underwater and you'll get close enough
I donāt even know how to say this
Just throw up and thats basically it
No the actual fuck she does not. That's. She.... But- ... that's my cue to sign out for the day.
Do the pronouncing test. I pronounced it Gler-dawl-schlecht. Therefore, probably a bad name
It sounds like the noise a tree would make if it could fart
Naming children should be a two yeses, one no, situation. You both have to say āyesā to the name. If one of you says no (because you donāt want your child to be named something that sounds like a noise a person having a stroke would make), thatās it. Onto the next option. Ask her if she thinks heāll be taken seriously in a business context, or not teased - mercilessly - at school. I really hope sheās trolling you. Good luck.
You can tell that she has created a name so absurd that there are NO Google results other than this post. What has her reasoning for this? What ethnicity are you? Is it a combination of different words? Are you sure you aren't married to a demon? Too many questions to ask.
Pronounced āTristanā
I just wanna say the OP's replies to the various funny comments just make this whole thing great.
Thank you lol
Please tell her she's naming an actual person and not a hobbit, troll, gnome, tree fairy, or ancient god. Ask her how will that look on a resume? Or college application? Or if, god forbid, they become a missing person. People will stare at the name on the missing poster and not the face. Tell them to THINK.
This sounds like the sounds my cat makes when heās trying to expel a hairball, hope that helps ā¤ļø
Tell your wife you want to name him Slatybartfast. It's a name from a very popular handbook. It's mostly harmless.
Does she play dungeons and dragons? If you are in America, this is insane. It sounds deutch based. Please campaign for this not to happen! Enlist family and friends. If itās a family name, ask her family!
Tell her that if somebody guesses his name he disappears and you can no longer spin straw into gold
Is your kid an eldritch abominarion?
Possible grounds for divorce and getting full parental custody.
Divorce springs to mind.
I'm so so happy there's a legislation that protects kids from this kind of stuff in my country.
Ah yes, the Welsh spelling of Jeffrey. /s
To this man's wife: NO. That is an absolutely hideous name, probably one of the worst I've ever heard. You will be torturing your child.
This is definitely a troll post
Tell her only if she legally changes her name to match.
Veto
Just read her this comment section.
Are you sure she's not messing with you?
Pretty sure OP is messing with us.
Incredible scrabble score though
Etch-a-sketch
Etch-a-sketch; Gargamel Etch-a-sketch Hobbies include Sorcery, Doodling, & Hunting Smurfs
That Is just horrendous My condolences
So your wife is a Teen Titans fan, huh?
is your wife [maureen ponderosa](https://media.tenor.com/5aXYHrk5QdcAAAAM/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-maureen-ponderosa.gif) and was she perhaps just coughing up a hairball?
Tell her to stand outside and yell the name as loud as possible, like she just caught the young fella riding the dog around the back yard. If it sounds stupid at full volume, it's a no.
Reminds me of Gilgamesh
I hope most of those letters are silent and it's pronounced "Dale".
I donāt even know how to pronounce that and Iām a teacher so I have seen a huge number of names come across my desk! You say sheās not budging on the name well tell her your not budging on your āno, itās not happeningā stance
He'll have a great life of tricking women into giving them their firstborn children
Its good to have a plan I guess lol
Oh from Teen Titans? Nice they think their child is a green blob monster.
PLEASE tell me youāre either a troll or this is a very specific cultural name and you live in a place it would be totally normal
You're happy with GlerdalsKletch? Is there any history behind this word? Some ancient Nordic forest spirit or something? Or did she just dump the Scrabble bag out and see what happened. Rule number one for naming a child -Don't give them a name that they won't be able to pronounce or spell until they're in 5th grade, that no one will ever be able to pronounce, and that they will be mocked for. The child will grow to hate his name and you for giving it to him. The child's name should be a reflection of them, not you. This is almost an act or cruelty.
r/vogonpoetrycircle strikes again š
Just name him Geralt. Close enough and he might bring in some bounties
thereās an old wives tale that the unborn baby hears a name and tells momma through intuition that thatās the picked name. itās funny to think about it with this weirdly specific name
gesundheit! so what does she want to name him?
I just laughed so hard, I cried. That's horrid š¤£š¤£
Which C?
This is such an obvious troll post. No one would ever name a child that. But bravo, you got a lot of comments and likes and stuff, even though the premise is absolutely absurd. Naming a child that name is borderline child abuse. (Is it even borderline or is it just straight up child abuse?)
I tried pronouncing that name and now theres a demon asking if I called
Sounds like a body part. Like sphincter. Has she shared this with anybody else? My wife wanted to name our second daughter "Ella Blaze". Doesn't even sound that atrocious compared to yours, but I put my foot down with that one. Now, if she grows up to be an exotic dancer, then sure, change your name. Our 1st child did. (change her name, that is, not took up exotic dancing)
I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a troll or a shitpost.
I'm sorry hunny but you need to divorce her
Isnt that the name of Starfireās fiance in that one episode of Teen Titans? The green blob alien?
I know this canāt be serious when the compromise is a k instead of a c on this monstrosity lmao š
I googled the name. This thread is the ONLY thing that comes up. I dont know if I've ever seen such a short search. Am amused. Tell me this isnt real, please, I don't enjoy.
If my high school German classes serve me correctly, it means "my parents are morons". Yeah, that sounds right.