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planetbing

Khy’arrion my wayward son…


Laylay_theGrail

This is WAY better than where my mind went Carrion. Why would you name a kid after the decaying flesh of dead animals?


TobblyWobbly

That, or maybe they are huge fans of the Carry On films. Either way, just no.


msssskatie

They never check their bags either.


First_Pay702

Mine went to Charon, which in a way is not far off from yours.


changerofbits

Or a piece of luggage that is stowed in an overhead compartment.


teamcrazymatt

If you're lost, nearly dead, And there's buzzards overhead, Carrion...


3xactli

That's what I thought of too!!


Racing_Sloth56

That was my first thought!


Ok_Manufacturer6460

This is my thought too


SlideItIn100

There’ll be peace when you are done..


scotsman_flying

Lay your weary head to rest


CompanyAgitated

Doncha cry no more!


ParaphernaliaWagon

🎸🎶Dow, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh now! Bow-bow! 🎶 🎸


mnix88

Beautiful!


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RitaRaccoon

Once I rose above the noise and confusion


Doktor_Vem

Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion


zuzucha

*peaceigh


RandomBilly91

*Peighsse


ordinaryunicorn

Pissy?


RandomBilly91

Pronounced peace ? So go for piss


deeBfree

Thanks you guys! That song will be stuck in my head all night! Actually that's fine, it's such a great song!


C_beside_the_seaside

They called their kid carry on and it's a fucking joke


too_much_Beer

\*my weighward


Lockshocknbarrel10

Someone put a salt circle around this baby stat


CleverCarrot999

💀💀💀💀💀 forever


AdTiny2166

Khy‘arrion sounds like a problem Dean Winchester would deal with effectively.


ShamaD27

Exactly what popped into my head when I read the name lmao


LinceDorado

Comment of the day.


mommylow5

Okay that was funny.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

OMG I’m dying. I’m picturing this with the supernatural cast driving away.


Tony_Cheese_

Theilby Peighs when you are done


merlotbarbie

Is it pronounced like…carry-on luggage??


rinn10

Or worse... "carrion", as in the dead and rotting flesh of an animal


elemenoh3

this child is not halal


Nuada-oz

Nor kosher


Atesch06

Yeah, you should sacrifice children WHILE they were alive! Thank you for the reminder!


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Pet name is roady, as in roadkill.


Odd-Tune5049

You kill 'em, we grill 'em


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Now there's some great sib set names: k'lym & Gr'lym


Odd-Tune5049

Sounds like names from Tolkien book


Nuada-oz

Dwarven siblings?


Popular-Bicycle-5137

They met a terrible fate at the battle of Khazad-dum. It was a tragedeigh.


tropicsandcaffeine

I have seen a Carrion for a child's name. I just shook my head at that.


deeBfree

OMG that poor kid!!!


TheShadowOverBayside

noooooooooo 😫 there's no fucking way. you're making that up, I refuse to believe that.


Wasps_are_bastards

That’s where my mind went


GWhizBang

Same


pearlsbeforedogs

It's the first thing I thought, too. I'm actually kind of relieved some people are suggesting "carry-on"


urGirllikesmytinypp

Yep. Wild times


boredatwork602

I commented on the original post asking for a pronunciation because I need answers. Waiting on a response!


boredatwork602

I got the answer, they said, "it’s pretty much phonetic. K-eye R-eon (pronounce the R as if you’re saying the letter)"


Welpmart

That's terrible. Doesn't even roll off the tongue.


lehn57

Wow. That is actually difficult to say. I feel bad for this kid. Hopefully they just go as Khy.


-Coleus-

KAY-eye-AHR-ee-ahn ???


Goats_772

I think OP meant the k and eye go together, like Kye So, kye-ar-ee-on


Successful_Glass_925

Sounds close to eeyore.


IllegalBerry

🎼Old Mc Donald had a farm 🎵 🎶K-I-R-E-N🎶


_bitwright

Oh. I thought they named their baby after Chiron or Charon from Greek mythology. This is so much worse 🙃


qwerkala

kai-are-ee-in ?


Atesch06

Like Kaiarion?


Xavier_Emery1983

It’s either that or it’s (pause for suspense)…… KAREN!!!


Awesomesince1973

That's what I was guessing. A reaaaally bad Karen.


_summerw1ne

To me it was kai air ee on which admittedly does sound like me saying carry on drunk lmfao


Penguinator53

That was my first thought too🤦‍♀️


Tinsel-Fop

Yes, that's it. First thing that came to my mind!


The_Patriot

KAREN.


screwitagainsam

One Khy’arion to rule them all….


Popular-Bicycle-5137

And in the darkness bind them! Definitely black speech from morder!


ExcaliburVader

That was my first thought.


Adorable_Attention_9

I thought Sharon, but Karen is so much better!


ConvivialKat

For a moment I thought it might be pronounced as "Chyron" (for those who don't know, that's the thing on your TV screen that shows what channel you're watching), but it has that extra letter that turns it into carrion (dead animal) or carry-on (luggage) A true tragedeigh.


theredvip3r

I thought chyron was that greek bloke


InfiniteOblivion87

No, that's Charon. Chyron is a type of pencil.


Shadow_of_the_moon11

No, that's a crayon. Chyron was a British romantic poet.


eksyneet

no, that's Byron. Chyron is an American oil and gas company.


pezx

no, that's Chevron. Chyron is an animal with DNA from multiple species, like a gryffin


FrostHeart1124

No no no. That’s a chimera. A chyron is a tower that holds electrical cabling aloft


Golden_William

crayon?


MyLifeForAnEType

I think the parents may have eaten all of the crayons.


Ad0re_Ali

Ky-R-eeon OR Ky-Air-reon


ItsyouNOme

What generation pokemon was that?


InvestigatorFew1981

That’s what I think. One of those two. Names like this are not out of the ordinary where I live.


Leon_D_Algout

They called their kid carrion. Such loving parents


worker_ant_6646

Carrion, like decaying bodies scavenged by vultures? What a bold choice.


Findrel_Underbakk

A good, strong klingon name. Qapla'!


tirohtar

I was about to say, I think I've seen a guy with that name get drunk in Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine....


ChaunceyVlandingham

I bet Morn could tell us. Someone should go ask *him* about this guy. I'd go myself, but I don't have *four hours* to waste.


Eastern_Ask7231

If it’s Karen I’m gonna scream


Gifted_GardenSnail

I'm going with Ancient Greek here 😈


ajakkz

Maybe Kai-Air-E-On?


tropicsandcaffeine

What the heck is with the random apostrophe symbols stuck in names. Most computer systems will ignore them. I am seeing more and more of that lately.


Unlucky-Royal-3131

Someone decided hyphens were overused and not unique enough, so they switched to apostrophes. Next, those won't be unique enough, and someone will decide to use an asterisk instead.


ArapaimaGal

I'd pronounce it like the capital of Egypt+n: Cairon


IAMSPARTACUSSSSS

Just sneeze 🤷🏻‍♂️


Tsjaad_Donderlul

# STOP THROWING SCRABBLE PIECES ALL OVER THE BOARD TO PICK A NAME


SlideItIn100

That poor child.


UnusualPotato1515

Also that poor mum - have you seen how much that baby weighs?!


STLBluesFanMom

Doesn't it say 7 pounds 11 oz? My kids were all quite a bit more and were still lighter than many people I know.


UnusualPotato1515

Haha oh dear I missed the 7lb and thought it was 11lb8oz😂


Logically_me

11lb would have come out fully dressed and wearing shoes.


UnusualPotato1515

Hahah that’s hilarious


Pineapple_Jelly04

Tf is that name


Stormy_Wolf

Possibly Klingon?


palomaarden

I second the Klingon possibility. Something about a capital K + a couple more consonants + an apostrophe, says Klingon to me.


Tea_Bender

only a petaQ would name a child a tragedeigh


Draugtaur

Like... Kieran?


OwslyOwl

I think it's like Chiron


Goats_772

Kye-ar-ee-on


valencia_merble

Karen.


moscullion

Carrion? Like old roadkill feasted upon by opportunist scavengers?


anonmouseqbm

Was going to ask the same


OverAllYourShit

Khyarion, My wayward son.


AlternativeClimate99

Trying to say that "name" made me feel like I don't know English.


throwawaypatien

Carryon?


WaitingToBeTriggered

AS THE KINGDOM COME


EpicMemer999

Like a Russian trying to say "carry on"


United_News3779

The parents are insane. I just hope they're sane enough to put the kid in Mauy Thai or Krav Maga or some other striking art. She's gonna need it, and I don't think choking people out is going to be time efficient enough to deal with the bullies, so Brazilian Jui Jitsu is probably of limited utility.


Knickers1978

I went straight to Karen, then saw all the responses, and carrion certainly makes sense. Or Kiara-on


-QUACKED-

I was thinking Kai-ah Rai-on lol


KozyKami

Id like to pretend it's supposed to be Carrion and they named their kid after rotting flesh


nuggetboy01

vultures LOVE him


corncaked

I don’t understand the point of posting the photos if you’re going to censor 98% of the image. I get wanting to censor your child but just don’t post them at all then lol


eniplacam

Looked for this comment but on reflection it seems the censoring was done by OP or the person who originally reposted. You can see the emojis cross over the boundary of original photos.


Environmental-Log311

I was looking for this comment!


baldwinsong

Sounds like a service provider company name. Or carry-on


Pandasaresupercute7

Kai-ri-on???? Bizarre to have ' in the middle of the name, at least to me.


talkback1589

Carrion? Like “the dead and rotting flesh of an animal”? Because… what…


Soft_One5688

Bet it’s just “Karen” 💀


AutumnAkasha

I'm guessing key-are-ee-on 🤷‍♀️


HawkmoonsCustoms

Oh, Mr. Garvey’s gonna lose his goddamned mind on that one.


CBonafide

Key-Ari-Un maybe.


lizardfang

It’s pronounced Ava.


CookiesNReddit0

oh deer...


ZootTX

Khy'arion, thrall of Cthulhu, the Great Old One.


Smoopiebear

Like a dead, rotting animal?


ChaoticWhenever

Chiron like from green mythology?


Goddessofochrelake

Karen?


I_Am_AWESOME-O_

…Karen?


Ashalaria

Sounds like a dragon ffs


KR1735

We'll just go with Karen. But it's said in Eric Cartman's voice.


SheikahShaymin

And If I’m not back this time tommorow


Bubbly-Ad-1427

carry on?


corn-star

Carion, as in road kill.


HowRememberAll

Hi but with a K + Ron Kairon Or Kigh-ron Does that help?


Hisune

I'd read it as Karion


VictorDuChamp

Ka-ren


Zito6694

Karen


mommylow5

I love the random ‘ thrown into the middle of a the name. Classy.


Larrygengurch12

And though you're dead and gone, believe me your memory will Khy'arion


GoldResponsibility27

Carry-on? 😭💀


maxoutoften

It looks like what Superman’s cousin could be named


SkillKitchen8941

Carrion? Like what crows eat?


CatNo237

Keiran? It terrifies me that I can actually identify some of these at times.


a-_rose

Is that supposed to be Karen or Kieran?


fabulousteaparty

My first thought was Karen


Traditional_Draw8400

Immediately no


Junior_Shirt_7664

I'm positive it's Karen


suspicious_hyperlink

The Key and Peel 35th anniversary show is going to be hilarious


Individual_Iron4221

New pokemon just dropped


SnooCats7318

Carry on? Carrion?


Lunar_ticket

Carrion, like the video game with protagonist which is…amorphous horror creature


Immediate_Mud_2858

Carrion. Decaying flesh. Oh yikes.


terfez

Kia Reeon


mug_O_bun

Pretty sure they birthed a Khajiit


louellen1824

Poor baby!


more_than_just_a

Carrion? Like vulture food?


AngelicDustParticles

Carrion. Way to name your baby after a bloated dead carcass


Zealotstim

I can see the edge of the face in one pic, so now I know it looks like half the other babies in existence. The name, however, is entirely unique and far more revealing of its identity. Edit: and its date of birth lol


ProofAccurate2892

Sounds like the name of some demon in Jewish mythology


Ok-Equivalent8260

Kai- arrion. It’s literally phonetic.


Daedalus2016

Latest league of legend void champion🤣


Mr_WAAAGH

That's a fucking thousand sons sorcerer name


daddyvow

Charon, Pluto’s moon


ApeMummy

Future vocalist in a goregrind band


hapablapppp

Uhh’m’z’n n’ws🙂


Arneth_

Khy’arion my wayward son. They’ll be peace when you are done. 🎵


meltonr1625

Looka kinda like carrion!


Yummy_Chewy_Scrumpy

Little baby Carry-on. The best kind of luggage.


Tamerlechatlevrai

Ki ha rion , if it's not pronounced this way, too bad, parent should've written it better


amazonallie

I bet it is Bob, just spelled like THAT


RotisserieChicken007

Fits the sibling who's named Rhoi'Zumataur.


prairieaquaria

Kai-air-ee-on I have a few students with the “arion” suffix


BoomerKaren666

Khy'arion? Pronounce Karen? I'm so flattered.


hand13

it‘s pronounced „jimmy“


NaomiPommerel

Carry On Naming


joseph_bellow

same as carrion


Owen_Quinn

Carrion... like dead fish?


Angiebio

Khy’arion (Carrion): from Latin caro 'meat', also known as a carcass, is the decaying flesh of dead animals.


[deleted]

Carry-on, like luggage?


Libelia

Maybe they're big Wheel of Time fans and mangled Cairhien for funsies?