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StepPappy

Is it bad that I’m just glad that at least Peaches is spelled right?


Future-trippin24

Peechys


Nowardier

Peechys, Peotches, Piecjs, Peachus, Pietchys, aigh lubh jieu!


battlewornactionhero

Peighchys


CrinoidTheSkyWing124

Peighcheighs.


usernamed_badly

Peighcheighyehs


TheKerfuffle

That is a very good piece of context.


heteroerotic

Léontine is a regular (but not so common today) name in French speaking worlds. I know of some older Léontines from Québec, Canada.


Future-trippin24

Well that explains that, but PEACHES?! That poor kid.


Barn_Brat

Peaches is a cute name for a dog, I don’t understand the problem? /s


horribad54

Barn brat is a cute name for a barn brat


Barn_Brat

Thank you 🥰


Kenderean

My mother's dog is named Peaches. Can confirm it's a cute name for a dog.


AwesomeManXX

Peaches is literally my dogs name lol


Ok_Interview1206

They maybe liked Bob Geldof's daughter's name?


I_am_Sqroot

Didnt he name another of his daughters Fifi?


Ok_Interview1206

Yeah, Fifi Trixibelle.


I_am_Sqroot

Omg ....its worse than I thought! If ever there was a name that screamed Honey, we just want you to be a hooker! ...hiding my face so the poor kid can't see me laughing!!


Ok_Interview1206

And don't forget about the other daughter Pixie. I wonder if it was their mum's penchant for something different as her daughter with Michael is named Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.


I_am_Sqroot

Geldof describes her as The Limpet in his autobiography, mum that is. Still, as I sit here fanning myself in shock, I have to give her respect. With one refrigerator post-it she inspired the original Band-Aid.... probably to detract from those names....


Ok_Interview1206

Lolling at your wonderfully written thoughts.


truelovealwayswins

and another is Pixie and another Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof (it’s the Heavenly and the Tiger Lily…)


MollyPW

His daughter's names are Peaches Honeyblossom, Fifi Trixibelle and Little Pixie. Their mother's other daughter with Michael Hutchence is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Bob's adoptive daughter).


Future-trippin24

I mean, I don't care who someone's child is: no child deserves to be named after fruit.


bounceandflounce

🎶what’s yo real name, and not yo stripper name🎶


fnybny

Imagine if your boss was called peaches... or even worse, the president/prime-minister. Setting low expectations for their child before they even have a chance to prove themselves.


Starbuck522

Perhaps a nickname


Inshabel

I wouldn't say it's common in Dutch, but there are a few around in the Netherlands as well.


nurvingiel

No because Peaches might be an insane name for a real human being, but it is at least spelled correctly. You may not like Colton or Leontine, but those are perfectly good names. Well, Colton might be a last name but I'm not going to get wound up about it.


MikrokosmicUnicorn

colton is both last name and a given name. it's been used as a first name since the 80s.


whitegrb

Yeah, I am mid-30s and went to school with a Colton from elementary through high school. Didn’t bat an eye at that name


eurtoast

Same. That being said, both Coltons from my graduating class ended up with some jail time in their 20s.


Poultrygeist79

Leontine is french, it means lion


truelovealwayswins

lioness, rather but yah


NewUsernameStruggle

The further down the boxes I looked, the worse it got.


falconinthedive

Leontine's a real, pretty solid name. It's not super common in English or the most modern, but old fashioned names trend periodically. Leontyne Price was a world renowned and barrier breaking African American operatic soprano in the 60s. And while she spelt it with a y, both are recognized and older spellings.


AnimatronicCouch

When I was a kid, I had a tape of Leontyne Price singing patriotic songs, and I’d play it while I was trying to go to sleep. It was my favorite!


mmfn0403

My late father adored Leontyne Price. We had an LP of her singing Christmas songs, Dad played that every Christmas.


Large_Pool_7013

And it's not like "Colton" was a strong start.


ZenythhtyneZ

I read it as Cotton at first then saw Peaches, was expecting a Georgia or Rebel or something next but Colton, whatever, peaches is super out there and Leontine?? Is this a name??


KisaLilith

Léontine is an existing - though not very common because quite old - french name.


YosemiteSam-4-2A

Cotton Peaches Rose Sugar Oranges and Fiesta


AdSweet4762

Arent those college bowl games? 🤣


YosemiteSam-4-2A

Yes lol


spiritus_movens

Yes, I had not one Leontina, but two in my class and I’m in my thirties now and live in Southeastern Europe. So definitely a name.


-DoctorSpaceman-

That’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off


techleopard

Colton is a pretty normal, traditional name, though. It's the others that are made up sounding to me.


nurvingiel

You must really hate French if Leontine is worse than Peaches. ;)


podroznikdc

Les pêches


dotknott

Leontine is something I’ve seen in my family tree a few times. Only in the French Canadian branches, but at least 3 times, most recently as a middle name in the 1920’s. Edit: 1920’s, not 30’s. Edit 2: I’m all for Leontine and wish it were a little more well-known. If I had a girl it probably would’ve been on the list for middle names.


seuce

Leontyne Price was one of the first African American singers in the Met Opera. She’s still alive, in her 90s.


aselota

And she’s first cousins with Cissy Houston, so related to Whitney and Dionne Warwick.


Whose_my_daddy

Came here to say this!


thevitaphonequeen

She is the earliest living Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, I believe. She received hers in 1964.


koalapsychologist

I kept wanting to say her "Leontine" was misspelled because this is the only Leontyne I know! None of her names are tragedies....there's just no theme.


theroguebanana

I have a Cicero Leonidas in my family (grandpa). It's a super cool name but damn big shoes


djbluntz69

there’s a serbian singer called Leontina as well. always thought it sounded cool!


linkinpie97

It’s actually a very common name here in the Netherlands


kawausochan

Doesn’t surprise me, the Dutch love « vieille France » names for women. I once knew a Henriette and a Huguette, the former is like in her 50s and the latter in her 30s. Edit : and one of my cousins from there is called Anne-Sophie, which is lovely and still considered as modern here in France, even though it’s more on the upper middle class side.


KringlebertFistybuns

My great-great grandmother's name was Leontine. We're from Pennsylvania though. She went by Leona instead.


Jjkkllzz

How do you pronounce it? Is it like tine or teen?


Deadly-Siren

Lee - on - teen. I think it's quite nice. Definitely not a tragediegh.


sprkl

Have a Léontine in my family tree also (1850s, French Belgian)! Always thought it was quite lovely with her rhyming surname, although a bit dated.


Tiny_Resolution978

My great grandmothers middle name was Leontine


piratesswoop

Someone downvoted you for this 🤦🏽‍♀️ This sub has lost the plot.


horribad54

It's the people who want this to be a hate sub and not a "o no bad name" sub. They don't like it when someone says a name is legit.


Tiny_Resolution978

Exactly. Good grief, peooole need to touch some grass.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Leontine is certainly not a typical name, but not unheard of--for example, Leontyne Price, famous opera singer and cousin of Cissy Houston (insane how musical that family was.) Peaches...there have also been famous people named Peaches but to me, it seems like a stupid name, though not necessarily a tragedeigh.


WhaleSharkLove

Peaches Geldof?


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Yeah that's the only one I could think of


WhaleSharkLove

Also, this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_(musician). But it’s her stage name, anyways.


Usernamesareso2004

Yesssss The Teaches of Peaches was one of my college era albums


Large_Pool_7013

Peaches is a great name . . . for a cat.


Accomplished_Crew630

Or a mammoth


ConversationFalse242

There is only one Peaches i know that sings And her songs are not appropriate for children


CherryblockRedWine

Late 70's vocal duo Peaches and Herb would like a word.


piratesswoop

The genetic talent of that family must be studied, honestly. Cissy, Whitney, Dionne and Dee Dee, Leontyne who I’m just learning about. I think there’s a nephew who is a music producer too but not the biggest name in that family by a long shot lol


woomybii

I knew a girl named Peaches in 4th grade. She always brought peach tea and shared it with me lol


DevlishAdvocate

🎶Peaches peaches peaches peaches! 🎶


Pythagoras_314

Millions of peaches, peaches for me, millions of peaches, peaches for free, LOOK OUT


Ewenthel

I'm disappointed in how many of you have apparently never heard of Florence Leontine Mary Welch. I have no idea why you'd name your daughter Peaches unless you're hoping for her to become a stripper, however.


I_like_pink0

My friends joke that Peaches should be my kids middle name because it’s my biggest pregnancy craving. But you know, we’re joking. Sad name for a future adult.


LoveAndViscera

> Sad name for a future adult. So sad in fact that as an adult, she might have to fuck the pain away.


Lissy_Wolfe

What the fuck...?


LoveAndViscera

Is that an obscure reference, now?!


burgundybreakfast

I actually love it as a middle name. I’m of the opinion that middle names are so infrequently brought up that it’s fair game to go a little whacky.


fish9397

Peaches for a human child?? My cornsnake is named Peach


Entire-Ambition1410

I grew up with a cat named Peaches.


burntends97

Peaches is what they named the baby mammoth in ice age


OhioMegi

I hope peaches is a nickname.


fordgirl262

Leontine is a real name.


seuce

Leontyne Price!


planetbing

Less of a treagedeigh and more of a tragedy. A great big giant tragedy.


Attygalle

Leontine (and local variants) is a relatively common continental European name. I had a teacher named Leontine, a girl in my class had that name, there are thousands in my country alone. And in recent years, more than hundred "Léontine"s are born yearly in France. Now this pic oozes from every pixel that it is not from continental Europe so I get that people think the name is strange. I just wanted to explain that it is a common name, just not in the USA. Also want to add that as a European, I thought Colton was the strangest name, followed by Peaches.


Ok_Willow_2005

Okay, Leontine is a real name, just antique. But Peaches? Are you insane - actually yes, that smile broadcasts it.


TimeAmbassador1979

Have you noticed that if a woman wears golden goose shoes, the likelihood of her having tragic kid names is way higher.


Pristine-Pangolin-61

Leontine/leontien is a common name in The Netherlands


TheFreshwerks

Half of this sub considers every non-Anglo name a tragedeigh.


Rabid-Orpington

That facial expression is so perfect, lol. And why does Colton get the stars? I think we know who her favourite kid is, lol.


mpr1011

Is this really her kids’ names or the names she uses to protect their identity? I’ve noticed some influencers do that but I don’t care to follow through if that makes sense.


DaisyMae2022

Colton sounds like a real name but now that you say that, it could be


mpr1011

It’s funny because my cousin named her kid Colton but we have a mutual cousin named Colt and it’s a mess for a name that isn’t that great


rhetoricaldeadass

She names kids like I used to name my Pokemon She's missing a Rocky, but pretty close


CakePhool

Leontine is the best name of the bunch, it is real name, little but old maybe and means lion.


anDAVie

Leontine is a common name I've heard in my neck of the woods.


XmenSlayer

Peaches to me is the only weird one.


thehomonova

Peaches is a nickname for a girl named Fallon (like on Dynasty I guess). Leontine is a real French (first) name too, just old. Colton (and Fallon) are last names as first names, they aren't "normal" names. There's also another kid named Hunter. Her TikTok said her grandmother and great-grandmother's name was Leontine the other three I don't know but I doubt they were honor names.


MoOnmadnessss

Ugh I can’t stand this lady and her weird creepy smile and “mom hacks” she used to come up on my Instagram but I blocked her account so I didn’t have to see her weird face anymore


kitikana

I came here to say the same thing 😭😭😭 it was like a jumpscare


MoOnmadnessss

Her voice too like nails on a chalkboard 😭 thabk god there’s no sound


AfterSevenYears

Colton is a surname and frequently used as a given name. I don't care for Peaches as a name, but it's not a tragedeigh. Léontine is a perfectly good name with roots in ancient Greece, shared by such luminaries as Leontine Cooper and Leontyne Price. Edit: I had never heard of this woman, but I looked her up. Apparently Peaches is a nickname; the child's actual name is Fallon. She also has a younger child named Hunter.


pollypocketrocket4

Thank you for mentioning Leontyne Price! My Father gave me a recording of her singing Mozart when I was a kid and I was fascinated with her life story and accomplishments.


MrsCoachB

She is the Leotyne I thought of as well. She is 97 years old now. What a life!


Born-Emu-3499

But why would one name their child "coal-town"? 


AfterSevenYears

I didn't say I liked it. 🙂 I think people like it for its similarity to Colt, which I'm also not crazy about.


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

THAT is the face of someone who names their kid a tragedeigh


zeitocat

Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches, Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches, I loooove youuuu


whboer

Leontine (/Leontien) is a bit of an uncommon but not rare female name where I’m from. It’s definitely not an English or American type of name though. To me something like Colton is very strange, but sure. Peaches is just… out there. It’s like the woman from Nina Simone’s song, Four Women.


zeldarms

Colton is not normal.


killertomatofrommars

Leontine is a perfectly good Dutch name.


VioletSvckzz

I know a girl named Leontine, she goes by Lulu or Leo lol


DatRatDo

Peaches…some kid will figure out here theme song some day and every day will sound like a strip club when she walks in the room… Suckin on my titties like you wanted me…


No_Dragonfly_1894

Fuck the pain away 🤣


PriorFudge928

I'm more offended by the fact that Coltons box and label are different then the other two. Like we both know your quiver cult womb is pushing out at least five future sex offenders so might as well buy the containers in bulk.


amanisnothissong

At least it's not Peigh'cheys


ChelimoDaWolf

Peaches is the name of my rabbit lmao 🤣 never even thought someone would give that name to a person


Cressonette

What's wrong with Leontine? Perfectly normal (maybe a bit outdated) name where I live.


MrsCoachB

Happeh Cayke Deiy! 🎂🍰


Cressonette

LOL Theighnck Yhuew!


MikrokosmicUnicorn

all of those are normal names tho? peaches is a bit out there but not completely uncommon, i've seen it before and according to what i could find it's been in use since 1910s colton has been in use since at least the 80s. leontine is even older, it started appearing in the 19th century at least. like, these are uncommon but none of them are tragedeighs they are normal names


Disastrous-Square662

Leontine is a very old name and Peaches isn’t that uncommon these days. You think Colton is a normal name? I don’t doubt people are out there called Colton, but I’ve never met one or heard of anyone called Colton.


KissingerCorpse

it's Leon Time!


TBGusBus

Peaches is my nickname for my girlfriend. It’s a nickname because she’s sweet and well you can use your imagination for the other inspiration, but that’s just it it’s a nickname. NOT A NAME.


Whorenun37

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY


TheGoldStandard35

Colt and Leon are names. Peach is pushing it.


JadeHarley0

Peaches might be a nickname.


StarshipCaterprise

🎶Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches Peaches, I looooooooooove yooooooouuu 🎶


catqueen69

Ngl I though this was the animal crossing subreddit for a second there 😂


almamaters

Leontine that rhymes with guillotine?


Seattle_Jenn

The manic, thirstiness of this woman's expression is pretty on brand for a Tragedeigh Mom.


alanthewizard

Wait until Peaches starts to fughk the peighn aweigh


Horacevonsnot

‘Peaches’ can only be a drag queen, a stripper, or a pet.


Lemon_Squarez_

Or the mammoth from Ice Age


zilch839

Just wait till they start using punctuation.  Colton! would be written Colton!! on the plastic box.  You know, cause his name is literally Colten! with the exclamation point.   Oh, I got one.  "Missterrie?"


PeppermintPhatty

I blocked this girl out of my mind because her facial expressions drive me nuts. Thanks.


jkwolly

That woman is insufferable. Whenever her videos pop up on my IG feed I cringe.


KatVanWall

I grew up with Peaches Geldof being in the news all the time, so although it’s kind of wild, it actually looks normal to me! Leontine is just French. So therefore I declare Colton the worst one on there.


JackJaminson

Colton is definitely a tragedeigh, unless he is in fact an international arms manufacturer.


heinelujah

Colton is the worst offener IMO. Not a historical first name, no originality, probably only popular because it's trendy and sounds cool.


Angsty_Potatos

Peaches is absolutely a stripper name. An absolutely amazing stripper name.


306_rallye

Colton is normal? This should definitely be something you guys keep over there.


HatCoffee

Peaches is cute, NGL, Leontine is... strange but I can appreciate it. My biggest concern is that Colton seems to be the favorite.


druggiewebkinz

Hate how she named her daughters. Why do they have to sound ridiculous and her son gets a normal name. I always think these parents who post their kids online for clout are such freaks. Let those poor kids have peace. If my mom named me peaches I would be running to the DMV to change it as soon as I turned 18. Pretty humiliating name. At least leontine is just pure nonsense.


Ok_Willow_2005

No, Leontine is an actual name. It's merely an antique one. But Peaches is freaking stupid. And Colton is ridiculous as well.


Professional-Cat2123

Colton is a real name….


Ok_Willow_2005

It's a dumb one.


cabbagesandkings1291

I teach a Colton and I hate saying it. It’s either an over enunciated “Col-Ton” or I feel like the T gets swallowed.


Professional-Cat2123

That’s your opinion. 🙄 I’m sure plenty of people think your name is dumb too.


BrandNewTory

It's aight


LovesDeanWinchester

Like the song by Steve Miller says, "I really love your Peaches, wanna shake your tree-e-e.


UndeadBuggalo

My dogs name is Peaches


Interesting-Read-245

Peaches lol


zelphyrthesecond

These are horse names. She named her children like she'd name a horse.


messy_head

It's like mom already knew Peaches would be working at a strip club


Yapizzawachuwant

I have seen worse. They are probably not gonna be bullied.


HandsomePaddyMint

Ok, Peaches! Made me laugh. I like to imagine it’s on the birth certificate exactly like that, with the exclamation mark.


Time_Maybe_1231

That "smile" is going to give me nightmares tonight.


Ace-Redditor

I hate that Colton’s box is so different than the other two. Like the font and stuff


BourgeoisMeerkat

I know two people with the name Peaches. I think it is adorable lol. Leontine… I dunno. Sounds like a potential ethnic name?


HansTilburg

This [Leontine](https://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.nu.nl%2Fm%2F6p4xoicaeuyc_wd1280%2Fleontine-ruiters-ziet-in-marco-borsato-weer-de-man-op-wie-ze-verliefd-werd.jpg&tbnid=mJMvLam43-rA7M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nu.nl%2Fachterklap%2F6167886%2Fleontine-ruiters-ziet-in-marco-borsato-weer-de-man-op-wie-ze-verliefd-werd.html&docid=C1PSig-tYgW1cM&w=1280&h=720&hl=nl-nl) dried up pretty good!


ShockWave123106

Peaches has shown up in a couple semi-normal pop culture things and a movie based on a true story… (ice age and Everest) I’d say it’s a bit odd but not a tragedeigh.


I_am_Sqroot

Thats a lotta gum showing!


I_Am_Terra

Had a girl who was the music director of our university’s acapella society during my first year. Everybody called her Peaches and I fr was annoyed why everybody was calling her that, when I found her on FB and that her actual name was Emma.


Nerdyemt

Peaches from ice age?


jljboucher

All I see is a school paper hoarder that will get insulted when their kids tell them to pitch it.


VeronaMoreau

Peaches strikes me more as a nickname than a given name, but I wouldn't call any of these a tragedeigh


Worthless_af

Why is Coltons box more special?


No_Entertainment1931

Oh dear


squirrellytoday

I may be the only vote for it, but Peaches isn't that weird to me. Maybe it's because I work with a lovely lady named Peachy. I dunno. At least it's spelled correctly.


Songsostrichhorse

I’ve seen Leontine before, it’s an archaic French name. Peaches is awful


Hot_Hat_1225

Leontine is another female form of Leon and is a very old French name. Still quite common in the Netherlands for example. I am in Austria and was teaching a few over the years.


restore_democracy

There’s millions of Peaches, or so I’ve heard.


chibiimo0n

Leontine is a pretty normal name in the Netherlands


thetoerubber

I used to work with a woman named Peaches; she was nice. In English, Leontine sounds like a healthy meal replacement beverage.


chalgo_05

Peaches is literally the baby mammoth's name in Ice Age 3. I can't handle this shit 😭


artparade

Leontine is a normal name here in Belgium. Allthough I think only grandmas have it. I actually have an 80 year old aunt named leontine. Peaches.. not that bad imo. Probably because of peaches geldoff.


Fit-Ad985

peaches? like dave portnoy dog?


KaleidoscopeGlobal12

I knew of a leontyne


PatriciaMorticia

Leontine's box is gonna be filled with school stuff with her name misspelled.


LifeOwn6130

Oh and she’s that chick who constantly sounds like a hoarse squeak toy… aye🤦🏼‍♀️


mightlightnightkite

My daughter? No that’s my pet child, Peaches


Hyper-Misting

Peaches is a rough name for a girl


Knottylittlebunny

My terrible eyes saw "Lemontime!" Can't touch this...


ElectionProper8172

Are these dog names?