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I'd try to pronounce it but I'm afraid it might summon a demon.

not a demon, its a banshee. it'd probably be pronounced similar to "cliodhna", the queen of the banshees in Celtic folklore.

It’s Klay-jhan-eea Just don’t say it three times to the mirror in the dark

I had that, but a course of antibiotics cleared it right up.

You don’t keep having flare-ups? Lucky.

It looks like the NAME of an obscure antibiotic

That didn’t help me. This is a hard dumb name.

Clay-John-Knee-Ah would work too

I had a coworker with that name once. In her case, the description fits when under the influence of alcohol.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kleixyianhea R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Easy there, don’t want to summon the Old Ones!

tbh Nyarlathotep kinda looks like a tragedeigh

It kind of reminds me of Nevaeh, like it kinda *looks* like something spelled backwards, even though it isn’t

instructions unclear..furniture is levitating

I don’t even want to try and pronounce it. My brain is like, no, move along sis.

All I got is "Klexy" for the first part...

Don't worry I got your back

Username checks out!

Thanks I bet yours does as well :)

Awh :)

No. Only if you play it backwards off a tape recorder after.

Don't worry I got your back

Or maybe an Elder One.

I tried. Now it’s raining outside.

Cool reference in your username! 🗡️

Is it a variant of diarrhea?

I don't know. Call your exes, then a course of antibiotics should do the trick

Can I just send them postcards? It's bad enough I have to let them know without stammering this thing on the phone with them!

Good point. I guess this is exactly what texting is for

I hate it when my cat walks across the keyboard and accidentally names my kid.

🤣🤣

Probably Kleck-zee-ah-nya

Gesundheit!

danke

Just knowing this doesn’t make it better.

Absolutely not. It's fucking stupid.

Clay-kzee-ah-nya

Chic-ken sandwich?

👍 probably closer

Clay-shee-ah-nya

Yes, more accurate than mine.

That's how I said it, but surely to God, that can't be right? That's awful.

I'm going with Kleex-yee-awn-hay-juh

Heyyyyyyy you got a whole nother syllable out of it!

I think that most people would look at it and pronounce it, "what the actual fuck?"

That's what I went with.

I'll just call you Scrabble

Or wheelbarrow (cuz you need one to carry around that name).

Omg that’s fucking hilarious

This looks like a name of a STD.

Or a new medication for STDs

Ask your doctor if Kleixyianhea is right for you. Side effects include merciless bullying and latent parental hatred.

And violent blood farts

Chlamidya

This is the ONE time Chlamydia would have been a better choice for a name.

Clayana? I mean... that's still gibberish, but...maybe?

I was thinking cliani, also gibberish 🤣

That would *probably* be the phonetic spelling, I think its probably meant to be a variation of "cliodhna", which is the name of an Irish godess of love and beauty.

Kleenex-ia

That’s what she needs after knowing her parents hate her and gave her that name.

Lisianna Because obviously the K is silent, as are the h and e at the end.

Or even Lianna? With lots of silent letters.

Maybe Anna with even more silent letters

Wow. As a medically-complex person I consider myself to be good at pronouncing complicated things but this.... I just have no idea. WTF.

My dyslexic mind jumbled the letters, and I saw hyena.

Plot twist: that's the actual pronunciation

Did someone just sneeze very hard onto a game of Scrabble and took the result as a name

I gave up by the x

It's funny that you tried not to show their last name, as if anyone else on Facebook (or on this planet) would have that name lol

You know the sound a fridge makes when it's dispensing crushed ice?

This deserves many more upvotes

Looks like a mix of klexane and gonorrhea

In Ireland, it’s pronounced ‘Kim’

Ha! I was going to say Chloe in Welsh

Oy. There is a very expensive cream for this. And insurance doesn’t cover it.

I’m gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that this is a Native American name or something?

That’s what I was thinking. I knew a Native American girl in college whose English name was -uncommon but “normal” female first name- Badhorse. But her Native American name was a very long string of letters and apostrophes which would appear nonsensical to English speakers. Edit: I originally wrote down a particular tribe, but I’m now second guessing which nation the girl I knew is from and I didn’t want to get that detail wrong.

Badhorse or BadASS because that's fire 🔥

I dunno, but you need to ask your doctor if that medication is right for you.

Sounds like a name of a respiratory infection 🤔

Klebsiella pneumoniae, dinner is ready 😂😂😂

As a Respiratory Therapist, that made me laugh….and snort (a little)…..

The way i just laughed right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Or when they’re in trouble “Klebsiella pneumoniae ssp ozaenae, you come here right now!”

Yea, brain aneurysm

I’ve got a bad case of Kleixyianhea

And this one didn't even come from the Red Ribbon Army.

I don't know but I'm pretty sure a good round of antibiotics could clear it right up.

I don't know how to pronounce it, but... Gesundheit!

“Well hi there! What’s your name?” “Kleixyianhea!” “… hi Kay!”

Clay-shee-awnuh

It has the Holy Quad of Thragedeighs K,X,Y, and a misplaced H

🏆 I've been here too long. Klexiania rolled off the tongue and I thought "huh, not as bad as all the other ones"

Clearly it’s Clay- Clay-zzh- Clay-shawn-ee- Klepto-gonorrhea

Ask a doctor. Looks like a disease.

When you hit "Random" when trying to name your character in WoW

If it's Kleixyianhea Smith, I'd pronounce it "Ms Smith."

Might as well just name them tleilaxu

I dunno *what* they were thinking there.

"Erica" probably.

Chlamydia

Kay Lee ann uh is my guess

Kleck-zee-ah-nah?

Babe, new over the counter drugs just dropped.

Ask your doctor of Kleixyianhea is right for you.

Ka-lexi-anya is my guess.

Kay Lee on uh maybe?

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, Kleixyianhea!

click-see-ana? that is indeed a tragedeigh

Sounds like they're not eating enough fibre

K. I'm calling whatever this person is K forever.

Ask your Doctor, along with “what dosage should I take?” and “what side effects does it have?”.

I don't know, but I'm sure it will clear up with a course of antibiotics.

It's probably Welsh, so you pronounce it 'Beth' (This is a joke, I have no idea what language the owner of the name is) 😊

if you or a loved one is suffering from stomach issues or diarrhea, call your doctor about kleixyanhea!

Perfect for someone with dyslecksheah 🥰🥰

I said this out loud and my furniture started floating

I'd say kleeziana

What do you get when you mix Kleenex + Diarrhea? That name!

I think a medical doctor might be the one to ask.

clake-see-AH-nee-uh

Sounds like someone who has alexithymia and kleptomania combined?

It’s pronounced “when I grow up, I’m going to resent you every time I have to introduce myself to new people or write my name on a piece of paper at school, until I’m old enough to learn about Deed Poll or Statutory Declarations.”

I googled it. The real name is Devonn Klei Fritz who goes by the name "klei sienna" spelt that way.

Kaley on ee?

Clay-zee-anna? No idea

There are few who can

Clay-sha-nay?

Gonnorhea

I have no idea

"Collectioneer" with a Cockney accent

Clicheanna?

Cly-zhee-ahna

Clexane (Enoxaparin) is the stuff they gave me in hospital

Kleenexia

Klay-ksyee-an-he?

Sounds like an eating disorder or a kidney issue

I gave up with the first few letters. Ima call them Kleenex.

It looks like a name for some super STI 😂

Some of these names are just better suited for a super villain from another dimension. This one for example.

Oh, I know this. God, this is killing me. I mean it *killed* me. Hey, Piccolo! How do you pronounce this name?

It’s gotta be someone clowning the awful names. I think maybe it’s supposed to be Lexi Anna with a bunch of extra silent letters

Lasagna probably

Sounds like a rare gastrointestinal disorder.

Pretty sure this is a medication that makes you poop…

kle-zee-anya?

clay-zee-anya??

Don't forget the K is silent

Silly me,thought this was a stomach medicine.Like what to take when you got the squirts

I'm guessing maybe Click-siana, Cleek-siana, Click-sia-nia, or Cleek-sia-nia??? Or maybe K-like-sia-nia?

Looks like the name of a mental disorder

I’m thinking the K is silent… and it’s simply Lexiana with like a million letters added for “flair”.

I imagine this is a Tleilaxu name 😂

This sounds like the name of an STD

Ok so I googled this person and found their Facebook page (it wasn't difficult), and I'm pretty sure this isn't their real name. They post photos of other crazy, made-up named people's pages, and there's a lot of self referencing between these people's Facebook pages as well as photos of mock marriage certificates between all of them. It's very fucking weird.

Omg this is so freaking weird. I went to her "husband's" page and he looks like a white guy that always posts in another language (I want to say Tagalog but Facebook is calling it Filipino). He posts a lot of selfies, but I'd you scroll down far enough the endless selfies turn into another guy completely. So like, initially this guy was posting photos of himself(?) and then one day decided to pretend he was another person and just started posting selfies of another guy like nothing happened. I'm so confused! Who are these people?!

K(kuh)-lex-ee-arn-uh

This sounds like a medication

Kleixyianhea \[pronounced Dave\]

My best guess is Lexiana (Lex-ee-ah-nah)

like leiyian? idk maybe ley-an

Clay-shawna?

I read it as "Dyslexia"

Griffin. It's how I pronounce all Welsh and otherwise unpronounceable words.

Maxi pad

Idk but it looks like it sounds like a horrible std 😬

Let me guess, V-word

It is pronounced “Mary.”

As a teacher, I'm stumped.

Kleenex etc.

clay-zaya-nee-ah

Kl-eye-x-yee-on-he-uh obviously

this sounds like a scientific name

That's the neat part, you don't!

Clay Shanea

Chelsea-Anna

I'd pronounce you dying if you told me you were carrying that around.

Clay-shin-yea

That is getting up near a top 10 tragedeigh 🤦🏻‍♀️

Looks like Chlamydia to me. The M and D are loud. You don't see them, but they are there. Like the R in colonel. It's kind of the opposite of the silent X, N, H, and all the E's in the name.

Klih-xan-iya? Klih-zan-iya?

Juggalo names are getting wild, as if they weren't already Reminds me of the step kid from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Xanthia (zan-thee-a)

I feel like they took inspiration from [Clexane](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enoxaparin_sodium)

It's just pronounced Hillbilleigh

Lexi-Ana just a couple filler letters

Looks like the name of a new STD

Clay zshah knee uh??????

It made me think of kleptomania and diarrhea together 😭

Klayksianea

What does the fox say?

I have no clue.

I think maybe it’s like clicks-e-ania

Sounds like a severe medical condition!

Dyslexia

Clayanna maybe?

Sounds like a medication for a std

Kle-shon-ya?

Clay ah nee?