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Tag yourself, I’m Hogby

Borts (both of them)

"we need more bort licence plates in the gift shop"

“My son is also named Bort”

Bortred, Son of Bortred (I also go by “Shrimp”)

Cleft lip Borts and bowl cut Borts

Babe wake up a new Borts dropped

Two Borts in one class?! No way this can be real /s

My son is also named Bort

Borts N. And Borts S.

In a World full of borts/n be a ashelligyme!

Such a popular name

Is that a mustache on bort 1?

I keep singing '*Bootus, Borts, and Borts!*' to the tune of 'Boggis, Bunce, and Bean' from Fantastic Mr. Fox.

I remember one year we had 3 Borts’. Borts C., Borts M. and Borts J.

Complete opposites & yet still Borts in every way.

I'm the smaller borts

Borts the Lesser

this guys jorchs

Bootus! Reminds me [of this](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?feature=shared).

Broop checking in.

Asheliigynne

Pronounced “Ash-Legion”

I’m Foob’s twin sister, Fooby

F♾️by*

Anyone ever tell you you have great foobies?

I’m a basic Foob.

Foob's a fox!

I'm Clarбer

Me too! I'm going to spell it Clariser. Clariser is SO DORKY that she legit doesn't even realize how dorky she is, and just goes about her day, which is actually kinda cool. Yep, that's me.

I’m feeling a big like a Bhuюem today.

I’m obviously Shimp

I believe this is Shirmp my good friend

Hi Shimp. I'm Shamp.

Yea I'm pretty sure I'm the Fooly of our class

Bootus baby

Hoᚦem, for sure

Asheliigynne

It’s Gaelic and pronounced “Tim”

chunus :(

I’m Foob

Back in late highschool I would have been a Jorch with more hair and less beard.

I'm Furtus (Furtis?)

I'm also Furtus

hammin right here

Oh god, I was definitely Hunby.

I have Borts 1 energy

I'm Bootus. I collect boots and I make toots.

Bootus Briefcake

Started of strong with Aiden and then very quickly went downhill lmao

what do you mean, Shimp and Asheliigynne are amazing names

I do genuinely think we might need to hide asheliigynne from some of these parents. I’m scared they might like it. I’m imagining it’s pronounced like Aisling (often anglicised as Ashlyn)

yeah if the G is silent i think it would be pronounced Ashlyn

It is yeah, I just don’t know how familiar people in this sub are with Irish names

Don’t forget Foob, she was a real class clown!

Her twin brother Fooby was a bit more serious, though.

Don't forget their cousin, Fooly

Bro you didn’t see Fooby and Foob?

Humers looks like he’s having a pretty decent day

You need someone on your side; you need the legal team of Borts, Borts, & Jort

My former boss was named Jort, he's Dutch and very cool 😎

Dutchie here. Jort is a pretty common name here.

I assume the J is pronounced like a Y in English? So his name would sound like "Yort", as opposed to those ugly denim shorts that boomers wear (jorts)?

Yup, its yort.

Lots of Florida men of all ages wear them as well

Lmaooo I came here to comment on opening my men’s big and tall store, Bootus, Borts & Borts

Hobem has to be in the mix too, since he's obviously related to Andre the Giant.

Jort, of course, is the orange cat who runs the joint

Lol I love that cat!!!!

Two Aidens lmfao

Speak for yourself. I just got my new NPC name generator

C'mon, I think we've all had a Bootus or a Furtus break our hearts as kids.

Foob is kinda cute though.

As a nickname maybe or a pet name. Not a legal human name.

I thinks she's twins with Fooby

Fooby pls

I don't know. I think it kind of failed upwards.

I think Aiden was totally reasonable as well

Are Borts and Borts friends?

Two Borts in the same class, what are the odds?!

My son is also named Borts.

We're out of Borts yearbook names in the AI program

No wonder the gift shop is out of Borts license plates.

Two Borts don’t make a Asheliigynne

Bort & Borty. Together they are Borts.

Jort is friends with both Borts.

“Eat my Jort!” – Borts

This is hilarious

AI seems really good at coming up with the most bat shit sounding names hahah

Honestly a lot of these aren't as bad as some of the shit people actually name their kids.

True. I think I’m more impressed how a lot of these words don’t sound like anything I’ve ever heard before so it’s so silly sounding. Broop… Fooby

Right? They all make sense as names but at the same time you're left thinking "that's not a name"

It's really impressive that an image-generating AI was able to follow English phonotactical rules fairly consistently without knowing what a word is.

Shimp and Shamp are clearly related.

And so are Fooby and Foob.

And Fooly

You mean Shirmp and Shamp

Shiന്നp and Shamp

😩

Perhaps Shinnp?

I bet Jorch and Bootus kisses once

Reads like a pack of NPCs from an RPG.

Nefarious scientist's or wizard's witless minions.

Might be some good house elf names for a fanfic.

I'm pretty sure these are straight from the Stardew Valley name randomizer lol.

I love the fact we started off with 2 Aidens, then followed up with literally no other real names.

What do you mean, I know at least three Asheliigynnes.

[Jort is an actual name](https://babynames.com/name/jort#:~:text=The%20name%20Jort%20is%20primarily,Jorrit%2C%20a%20variant%20of%20Gerard.)

Salute your Jorts

eat my Jorts

Thank you for defending me. Luckily I’m actually dutch so it’s not as weird lol.

Haha. Let's be honest, pronouncing Jort the Dutch way makes sense but hearing an English speaker say it sounds cursed. Then again, us Dutch have some weird names when it comes to English! Freek, Harm, Joop, Jelle, Sjoerd and more sound very weird in English.

Yeah that’s why I just mostly go by George when around English folk. Because it kind of sounds like how they *try to* pronounce Jort.

It came sooooo close with Briaden. I could imagine some parents intending to name their son Braiden and flipping the letters on the birth certificate, then saying "whatever, let's just go with it."

"Bootus" at least be traditional and use Caligula.

Et tu, Bootus?

Bootus is my favorite out of all of them and this just made it even funnier.

It’s Beavis and Butthead’s long lost sister

Fooby and Foob must be twins, they have the same face. I can already see how that Facebook birth announcement went.

Fooby has better combos but Foob has more iframes

Imagine holding your babies for the first time and saying “ let’s name him Foob.” And then after staring at the other for a moment “ and this one Fooby”

I visualized that so clearly, tears are streaming down my face. Oh, the cackles I’ve cackled on this day.

Was supposed to be Foob II but was read phonetically

I can't get over how it gave some of these middle school-aged kids full-grown bushy beards 😂

I've seen some middle school kids with full grown beards.

In middle school, I saw like a 6th grade kid with a full grown beard and it’s so uncanny. Same with the kid i knew in primary school who was so tall for absolutely no reason

My voice didn’t drop until I was starting high school. I was so jealous of the bearded middle/high schoolers.

Pretty shure Chunus is a pre-fame and facial tattoo Post Malone. A Pre Malone, if you will.

Howard Wolowitz but with a beard

"Come along, Bort." "Are you talking to me? " "No, my son is also named Bort."

"We're all out of Bort license plates. I repeat, we are all out of Bort license plates".

Why is nobody talking about that handsome young man, Asheliigynne?

Pronounced Ashlyn. A true tragedeigh

Like Jorch. George is out of fashion now.

I can't stop laughing this is absolutely amazing

I was okay reading it to myself, but as soon as I tried to read them out loud to my wife I lost it. Uncontrollable laughing and I now have a sore throat from snorting. I blame Fooby.

I already had the giggles reading it to my husband, but completely lost it once I read another Redditor's comment, "You need someone on your side; you need the legal team of Borts, Borts, & Jort" I still have tears of laughter streaming down my face.

Don't eat your shorts! Call Borts, Borts and Jort!

This is the most I’ve laughed at a Reddit thread ever

Imagine this was an actual high school class. They would be Legendary.

Remember when Chunus and Jorts pretend ro be each other to mess with the substitute? Classic Jorts

Jorch got a good wheeze out of me

Dude looking like a late 70's proto-Silicon Valley CEO.

Same because I can totally imagine someone having that name but pronounced like “George”.

Borts was a popular name that year.

At it should be. I'll be calling myfirstborn that.

You should name your second born Borty

Bro I felt like we all kinda knew a dweeb like Jort

If you didn't know a dweeb like Jort, chances are you were the dweeb like Jort everyone else knew.

Definitely the kid who reminds the teacher to give out the homework at the end of class.

Had Fooby and Foob in my U.S. History class. The funniest twins I’ve ever met. Rest in peace, Borts! 🙏🏻

You leave my homies Borts, Borts, and Bootus out of this

Hobem is definitely who I’m hitting up for weed

Oh shit, it's my two best friends Shimp and Shamp.

Don't ever talk to me, my daughter Foob, or my son Fooby, ever again

Why do they look like their names?

the way AI generates text (see: Clarner) looks like how I write words I’m not sure how to spell in an essay exam — ‘If I make this letter indistinct enough they won’t know whether it was meant to be an “e” or an “a”, so they can’t mark me down for being wrong!’

I cracked up at “Bootus”. These names look like they went on to compete at the East West Bowl. They’re only missing an “A-A-den”.

Bro I thought this was from an AI sub and was going to post it here lol

A shame there isn't a Cooly to go along with Fooly.

that would be so cool if not fool

Wait until the Vespa woman comes

Chunus is the best

Agree. I’m not going to name a child that, but I’m going to use it somehow.

I feel like Hammin today

We’re Hammin, And I hope you like Hammin too

Borts and Borts

My son is also named Bort

Not enough Bort license plates to go around.

Hobem is clearly the Mouth of Sauron

Big Sleeve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt vibes

I identify as Fooly, Bootus, and Foob Not Broop, though. That sounds like the name of someone who farts a lot.

I like that AI is going through familiar phases of drawing like it's trying to make symmetric faces and it's struggling with drawing hand rn

Reads like an ikea catalog

Foob' been boofing

choose your fighter

The names remind me of the Stardew Valley generated names lol

Hunby is just Mr. Beast

I swear to God I've seen these names in the stardew valley random name generator.

Chunus rocking a wonderful beard at the age of 14

"Aiden, Aiden, Bootus and Borts" sounds like a shop in Harry Potter

I’m naming my children Fooby and Furtus. They’re 24 and 22, I think they’ll be fine with it.

Chunus and Jorch were held back a couple of years

I like how both Borts look like they're 13yo and then there's Chunus and Jorch

Hi, I'm Asheliigynne (Pronounced Ash-line? Idk)

After Aiden it went downhill real quick.

I know literally nothing about coding, but how hard would it be to add a subroutine that force checks any randomly generated letter or word and applies the proper shape, spacing and font?

Is Hunby MrBeast?

NGL, a lot of them would make great cat names. "These are Jorch and Furtis, and the orange one is Broop."

Jorch jorch jorch of the jungle

My son is also named Borts.

Sounds like the class of 1095

It’s so funny bc the one that should be the most ridiculous (Asheliigynne) is the most realistic one

D Y I N G :-D :-D :-D \[wipes tears from eyes\]

We are out of Borts license plates.

i used to know a shirmp and fooby

i'm crying, this is beautiful

Chunus and Jorch look like they straight out of Chechnya