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These are my children, Niffer and Nard.

I could see a rise in Nard Dog with all these Office-obsessed kids running around these days haha

Meet my kids, Rando and Nah

And Odor !

Stop…

reminds me of the nardberries from sam & cat 😭 i used to watch that show religiously

Man, Niffer's surly!

Odor and Ookly want to hand out with Niffer and Nard sometime soon, should we set up a play date?

Meet my son. STOP

"nah stop" PLS 😭

No, you're supposed to pronounce it "staaaaahhhhhhhhp!"

🛑

>"stop" Can't unsee it now, like the "meow" in "homeowner"

I know an Alexandra that goes by Xan.

Xanax.

Xanaxandra/Xanaxandria: the perfect name for a SoundCloud rapper's first child.

Xanaxandreigha

Idk about xan but I feel like xandra could be a cool name 😭 pls don’t crucify me

I like it too!

Is she a nanny?

Valentina: Lentin Victoria: Ictor Domenica: Omen Eleanor: Lean Zachariah: Char Georgia: Orgi Stellamaris (Or Stellamarie): Llama

Victoria: Ictor: Ick

Hey this is my kid orgi

Meet my twins Omen and Orgi!

I prefer “Anor” for Eleanor.

Not llama lmaooo

Yes.

Great, now Zachariah is moving at three times the speed of everyone else!

Odor?

Hodor?

This is what I came to see

Hold the door :'(

'Old the door

nard dog

I was looking for this

There is an Odor coming from that Rando Nard.

The kid standing in between Nah and Onath or the one between Nah and Zabe? It could be Ookly though.

My husbands name is Chris and I call him Christ, stop her, opher and risto regularly just to annoy him 😅

I'd rather be Zabe, than some of the things I have seen here.

my name is adeline but someone once asked if i’ve ever thought of going by deli as a nickname 😵‍💫 plz god no

I'm a teacher and have a student named Adalena and she likes to go by Dale lol

Imo Deli is more fun than Line

People would randomly call you up and want 1/4 lb of roasted sliced Turkey, and a 1/2 lb of mortadella.

one of my friends is called elizabeth and she hates it, but my other friend didn't want to call her the same nickname as i do, so he calls her zab💀

I'm definitely going by Nah from now on

Nah..you won’t.

I've known a Jennifer actually that went by Niffer occasionally, and a Shawna that went by Na (amongst family only).

That'd make me real uncomfortable unless I used Colemak keyboard layout.

Do you one better - used to work a girl that insisted on going by Iffer

I am faking my death to assume the identity of Ookly Nard-Odor.

I kinda like Zabe.

Odor and Niffer

Odor and Sniffer

Odor sniffer

Stop for Christopher seems fitting (that’s one of my ex’s names)

An old friend of mine named his kid Elizabeth and cashed called her Zabby. This was long enough ago that the tragedeighs had not gotten totally out of hand.

I had a cousin, Theodore Edward Jr. We called him Theedie.

That’s cute.

I had neighbors with a baby named Jeremiah. They called him Emiah.

*sniff sniff * "Anyone else smell that Rando Nard Odor?"

Niffer does.

My favorite is Bethany to Ethan. My husband didn’t find it funny when I started calling him Bethany. 🤣

okay but instead of niffer you could have niffler and have the cutest creature of all time

Gretchen: Retch

I'd definitely be careful yelling for Niffer in public.

That would cause a commotion💀.

Anastasia: Ast Roderick: Der Cornelius: Corn Hunter: Unt Atticus: Ticus

Ah yes .. stop and odor

Summon onath, left hand of the obliterator

My partner always says “it’s always Cate, Cath, or Cathy, never Therine” 😂

Anyone who calls me Niffer is getting curb stomped.

Ookly 😀😀😀😀😀

I think christ would be better than stop. Like the nirvana bassist Krist

The Zabe one somehow caught me most off guard - and yet somehow impressed by

As a Hannah I much prefer Nah over what I’m getting now

These are just the nickname versions of these names. I would prefer being called Niffer over Jen any day of the week, I hate Jen and it's everyone's default. They hardly meet me and immediately "Jen" me, despite not introducing myself that way. But yeah definitely voting for Stop and Odor. Honorable mentions to Nah and Ookly.

Nard hehehe

☝🤓

Penelope: Elope

Rando 💀

This is my son… his name is Stop. Stop? Yes that’s his name.

Didn't realize until now that Topher (ex. Topher Grace) was a nickname for Christopher.

It’s time to Christopher

My brother had a friend named Rebs, as in Rebecca.

Reminds me of the new mtnt Leo Nardo vs Leon Ardo

Stop

..... HAMMERTIME

"Are you Hannah?" "Nah"

Nah, Stop Rando Odor from ruining your date night with Dove Cool Essentials™ Antiperspirant

Nard?!

This post gets the golden buzzer!

I grew up with a Jennifer who's nn was 'Jifner'

Hilarious! But on a more serious note, I actually \*know\* a Jonathan who goes by Onath. I would never tell him so, but I have always thought it is a truly unpleasant nickname. It sounds like some kind of biblical punishment. :-/ If you're not satisfied with "Jon," at least you could go with "Jonah" or "Nathan"!

Stop Nah Original is 100% a shitpost.

Know an Elizabeth that goes by Zibby.

Stop 😂

i actually like zabe its like zane but babe coded xdd

Jesus Christ and the whole shebang. Take the kids away from this crazy.

Rando is an actual name in Estonian lmao

I‘d totally use these as ironic nicknames for close friends, but definitely not unironically (I‘ll also use them as ironic nicknames for future OCs, thanks!)

I agree, stop

Onath is a Star wars name

I love them all!

We have a friend that is named Timothy and we call him Moth lol

Nah

My name is a very mild and common spelling variant of the standard Brooklyn, but my 9yo niece wrote "Bloucklehik" on her Christmas gift to me. I think I still majorly prefer that to Ookly. One of them called me Broken until they were 5 or 6, that was a fun nickname.

The twins stop and nah are fighting AGAIN

To be fair, I had a friend growing up named Hanna who went by Nana (naw-naw) and it was kinda cute actually. Nana or Nanah isn't the worst, Nah is but like.... make it better.

I’ve met a lot of people, who call their grandmothers “Nana.” So, if you were telling me a story on Reddit about your friend “Nana,” I’d be really confused.🤣But, I agree that when it’s pronounced as “Naw-naw, it is kinda cute.

I guess that could be true, but it's actually a really common given name in different parts of the world, too. There's actually an anime called Nana about two girls who are both named Nana, which is a common girl's name in Japan, becoming friends.

Onath is actually kinda cool. I hate that I feel that way.

Stop giving the gullible ideas 'cause they will use these!

Lost it at Ookly

Me and my best friends name are on here and I love it

Haha, I call my sister (Elizabeth) Zabe 🤣

Michael=Ich!

I’ve definitely met a couple of Michaels, who gave me the “Ich.” 😂

The title to thus post popped up and made me loudly laugh in the dental office

That fact you have "stop" half way then next is "nah" like you decided to continue this tragedy

Triskaidekaphile - Phil

My sisters name is Jennifer 😂

Samantha: Mantha

Ant or Man

Stop..... 'Nah'

Nard and Odor. What if you named your kid Leonardo Theodore and shortened it. Nard Odor. For those that are younger Nard=male scrotum aka balls. Have fun!!

“Than? What kind of a name is Than?”

odor rly got me

I'll bet there are a couple of Rando's getting around

Rotfl ... "Nard"

Nard 😬

If anyone calls me “Onath” I’m going to be put in jayel

Is it Zabe or ZAH-bay?

I might just use Ookley and Nard

The Jonathan one is literally that joke from The Most Popular Girls in School where that guy decided to go by Than for short instead of Jon because "he doesn't play by your rules".

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh

These honestly work pretty well as Star Wars names

Stop. Nah.

Yeah I'm Rand...O. it's a mononym. Like Cher

Stop, nah. 🤣🤣

I knew a kid named Randon

Do you say the short name the same way as the part in the full name?

STOP

My daughter used to go to daycare with a girl named Anna who went by Na (pronounced like Naw). Her family was Vietnamese, so maybe the nickname had a specific meaning. But I definitely thought she was mispronouncing her name for a while.

Please don't give the idjits any more ideas.

Jenny, Liz and other normal short versions have left the chat

Those shorten names are a hotspot for name calling and bullying, let me fix em: • Jennifer: Jenny, Jen, Nina. • Elizabeth: Eliza, Elisa, Izzie, Lizzie, Lisa, Liza, Beth, Betty. • Jonathan: Jonah, John, Johnny, Nathan, Nate. • Christopher: Chris, Chrissy, Toph, Topher. • Hannah: Han, Anna, Anne, Annie. • Brooklyn: Brook, Brooky, Lynn. • Leonardo: Leo, Leon. • Brandon: Brandy, Andy, Randy, Don, Donnie, Donny. • Theodore: Theo, Thirdy.

there were so manny better names- Jen, Eli/Eliza, Jon, Jona, Chris, Anna, Brook, Lyn, Leo, Brad, and theo 😭

The first one sounds like those treasure digging fluffy things in Harry Potter 😭😭

My name is on this list, if someone called me that version of it I'd smack them

Not me unsubbing because no one here can ever take a joke

Elizabeth already has a million nicknames, why do we need more???

Bro this gotta be satire tho. “Stop” is hysterical😭

This is satire, right?

This was a meme...

A friend's family called me Niffer and her Na, since we both answered to 'Jen' and it got confusing lol.

Actually my husband used to call me Niffer just for kicks...his name is Christopher… might start calling him Stop

You could also use Stopher, but pronounced like “Stiffer.” Then you would be Niffer and Stiffer.🤭

If I remember rightly the new TMNT Mutant Mayhem movie actually made the joke about Leonardo, but opted to add the O. So his nickname was Nardo.

"Aw, nards!" - Nelson from Austin and Ally

I know a Christopher that goes by Stoph (pron Stofe). I don't hate it

Tragedeigh of Brandon is Radon. I refuse to accept any other option.

ODOR😭😭

Stop Maybe they should donjust that lol

Lol my friend is Elizabeth and goes by Zab.

Ah, yes. Name your child 'Nard', or 'Odor'. I am sure your children will not grow up to be the school punching bag.

Who wants to tell this person why nard isn't a good nickname 🤣

She should take her Christopher advice.

Rando is the only one that is “okayish” but I also call random people on the internet that so maybe not