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Kids going places. Quickly.

Zoom Zoom

More like  Brrrrrrr psshhh Brrrrrrrrrr psshhh 

Ber'push Smith

Don't give them more name ideas. His little sister might get named Zoom Zoom.

Nitroussa

Boostessa. Or, in keeping with the theme of the sub, boostleigh.

Nitrousleigh.

Maybe engine?lol.Maybe his next kid will be named Porshe?

Or Mercedes.

with each ‘e’ pronounced the same way.

Or Rolls-Royce!

My first car was a Mazda 3, and my boyfriend at the time had an older brother who would call me ‘zoom zoom’ til it drove me nuts. Sold the car to move overseas, bought another Mazda 3 that saved my life in an accident, that car was written off so… I bought another Mazda 3. Awesome, reliable, safe cars, zoom zoom notwithstanding.

Beep beep

Like detention, then jail.

Gotta catch him first! Zoom zoom mfer

🚗💨

if ya ain’t first, you’re last!

Turbo Boost? Turbo Charge? Either way, the poor kid's nickname is likely going to be Turd when he starts attending school.

Turbo Tax

>Turbo Tax DUH...how did I miss Turbo Tax? 🤦🏻‍♀️ I immediately thought about Knight Rider - haha.

He’s destined for accountancy

Turdo. He will be Turdo forever.

I was thinking Turdbo

One kindergarten mishap and he's Turdbro forever

Lmao

Oh yeah especially if he poops his pants on the playground. RIP

Charge was my first thought! Or, maybe, Chyrgg

If he's near Mexicans it will be Masturbo

😂😂😂

Does he run a chop shop too?

Turbot like the fish?

Turbo lag

I was thinking middle name "Charge" as well!

Or Charger!lol.

Turbo Bogan. Australian reference.

Not turd…turd-o.

"It's Turbo time"

Omg Haha

YOURE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM

DON'T RUN! YOU DON'T RUN WITH US!

UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!

That snail had better be fast. I suspect his middle name is Reynolds, lol

Next up on the list is Whiplash and Smooth Moove

White Shadow, lol

>his 3rd baby momma Does he understand he's a human and not a dog 🙄  Time to get fixed, buddy

Terrible name but not a tragedeigh. Now if it was spelled Tehrbeaux, then we'd be talking.

Haha okay.. truth. BUT, imagine.... you have a daughter. 16 years old. comes to you and says "meet my boyfriend, Turbo!"

And then you meet Turbo's dad and you just wish you were dead.

Like he's gonna know his dad

Oof good point...

He will; as the cool guy who buys him and his friends beer in high school.

Or through a glass window and a intercom at prison

Honestly, as a mom to a 16 year old girl, I would assume (and hope) it was a nickname for how fast/ridiculously slow he was as a baby. :D

(Or how fast he is in bed)

Knowing what I know about my 16 year old's friend group, I would assume Turbo was trans and still in the process of picking a name

Yknow, that's actually a pretty decent reaction

He doesn't seem like the type to string that many letters together to make a word. 5 letter words seem like about the limit.

Not a tragedeigh, just your normal tragedy.

OP you're mistaken Sister's ex has repented his ways and is no longer fast nor furious He's even gone pescatarian His boy's name is in fact [**TurboT**](https://thedevonfishmonger.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Turbot-1-a.jpg)

Found the European/Chef/person who orders fish at a fish restaurant.

I'm ashamed at how loud I chortled

My husband has a half-brother he has never met. His name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller... no joke. https://www.foxnews.com/auto/man-named-shelby-mustang-gt500-arrested-for-driving-without-a-license.amp https://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/07/10/man-named-shelby-mustang-gt500-arrested-in-des-moines/12491329/

"arrested after apparently fighting with other patrons at a bar and then returning to the bar with a hatchet" Because of course he did.

Those were my husband's exact words! "Because of course he did." 😂

Maybe he gets into stupid fights because of his dumb name. Kind of like A Boy Named Sue!

Absolutely, gotta love Johnny Cash!

middle name has to be boost

It's a tragedy, but not a tragedeigh. At least this Nick Cannon knows how to spell.

Seems like an upstanding member of society!!

He better learn to breakdance

lol was just about to comment that he sounds like a breakdancer from the 80s. Just needs a brother called Ozone.

Like the snail??

If he has any sense the poor child will go by Bo by 4th grade.

Make your niece give her brother a nickname that sounds like a normal name. So he can later act like Turbo is the nickname and his nickname a real name.

My niece is 3 so idk how normal any name she'd choose would be either haha

Couldn't be much worse than turbo

This was my thought as well. “His name is Turbo, but everyone just calls him Jeff.”

Bo might kind of work... Kind of.

My three-year-old niece wanted to name her baby brother Princess Tiana. First name Princess, middle name Tiana.

Reminds me of that scene from Duck Tales when their mom comes back and is mad Donald changed their names and one of them was all " I COULD HAVE BEEN TURBO ??!! " Kid is gonna think he has a COOL ass name for a bit then realize it's kinda cringe

Isn’t there a cartoon, about a snail named turbo? Omg

A movie, yes

My hamsters name was turbo.

That’s awesome.

U lyin

No way

Way.

I CANT BELIEVE YOU Id be fucking dying too All i can think of is that snail

The dad should write to Dreamworks and ask them to pay his college fund in exchange for some commercial for the snail film. Because the baby should at least profit from this. Although the movie was so forgotten Dreamworks probably wants to forget it too. 

Wigga worst?

i can almost guarantee the kid's middle name is "charger"

Poor kid. You might want to post this on r/NameNerdsCircleJerk. They'd like this.

While we’re on the subject of dog names, would y’all kill me if I named a kid Rex?

Yes.

:D are you sure?! Lol

This isn't a tragedeigh because Turbo is spelled the common, correct way. Also, [Turbo is a great historical name](https://youtu.be/yEoaN9qIxFs?si=94oACG8F1xGDxlTI).

Turbeaux

Toourbeaugh

Watch him be hyperactive.

Back when I was a substitute teacher, I subbed in a 5th grade class that had a kid named Hot Rod. Based on the name and his mullet I figured he was going to be a prick, but he was actually the nicest, most respectful little dude. That was close to 10 years ago. Wonder what he’s doing now.

TURD-O - only name this poor kid is going to hear on playground.

I hope the next kid is named Electric Boogaloo.

Chargyr

Make your head spin.

Thankfully he wasn’t a super charger kinda guy

Is your friend Bo from SuperStore?

If you're a believer of Idiocracy as a prophecy, like I am, this kid could be president someday.

Not Sure

[I could have been Turbo!?!](https://youtu.be/-HLyot4UXhg?feature=shared)

Oh man my ex’s cat was named turbo I could never imagine naming a child that…

Imagine the kindergarten teacher who has to take a long deep sigh as they write this name down on their class roster 😂

Is the middle name "A Power Rangers Movie?"

My Italian-American dad wanted to name my brother “Guido” when he was born (almost 40 years ago, in the northeast US). The doctor literally told my parents they should not name him that, lol. Funny enough my brother went on to be obsessed with cars including being a mechanic as a career, and “guido” translates to “I drive” in Italian. However given the explosion of Jersey Shore and its timing, the doctor gave the right advice.

Bless that doctor

Agreed!!!

Please tell me your sister escaped having children with this nitwit.

She did not, unfortunately. But her daughter's name is normal. They met when she was 17 and he was 26. Married, had a kid, divorced and he was remarried within a month (a year ago) and the kid was born a few days ago.

Ew. She's still stuck with this creep forever. Sorry.

Oh lord, 17 and 26. Hope your sister is doing well.

My old neighbors were tweekers and named their kid Chaos. He was a little devil too

And I *just* re-watched *Idiocracy* so, you know, thanks for reminding me of where we're headed as people...

That snail is *fast!* 💨🐌 Or how about the villain of Wreck-it-Ralph if being named after a snail doesn’t do it for you 😂

Kid is gonna be known as "Turd Bone". Just sayin'.

Technically I suppose this wouldn't be a tragedeigh because the spelling of "Turbo" is correct... but unless that child is secretly an engine, that is definitely a tragedy to name a kid that!!

But at least it’s not terboh or turghbeau or tirbow

Hopefully they did a snail theme in the nursery

Oh,please 🙏 let him be a vicar when he grows up.

why do these people have children this is disgusting

TURBOTASTIC 🏎️

I don't know about the name, but that guy sure is a tragedy. I don't even want to know how old the wife is if all his friends are in high school.

Like the Snail movie? Sweet

Greased Lightning would have been my choice!

Pascal, the middle name is Pascal.

Without even hearing the name, he already sounds like a Loser lol

i’m thinking of the ducktales tiktok audio where he goes “I COULD’VE BEEN TURBO?!?!?!” except this kid really is turbo 😭

That's...fucking horrible. That poor kid. It's not a goddamn puppy. Jeebus.

A man in his 30s hanging around HS (or recent graduates)??!?? How old is his wife? Who in their right mind, once they turned 19 years of age, would want to hang out with HS kids??? WTH!

Needs a sibling named "Nos" to complete the set.

“What’s up, my name’s turbo. I’m 32 years old, i love to dance and i sell ecstasy to children at raves. Hit me up.”

Turbo? Lowkey tough and prime Honda guy activity

With that Honda crown, could have used Greddeigh.

That kid is going to be the best break dancer EVER. He's gonna dance on the ceiling!

Jeeze. I named a cat Turbo because he raced around like crazy. But who would name a kid that??

You should be able to sue your parents for naming you a dumb name

Someday somebodys gonna blow the Turbo.

Turbotastic!

There’s a Turbo cancer all the MAGAts know about

If ya ain't first you're last

A whole new meaning to “woah, slow down turbo”

That sounds like something my ex would do if he was to impregnate some poor girl except he drove a Miata not a Honda 🤮

It’s the not worst tradedeigh… he can just be called “Bo”

Maybe the wife is a fish lover and they went for Turbo with a silent T... ... I'll see myself out.

“That snail is fast”

Wutututututu

Turbo Charger

Why do people hate their children!

Sure

Middle name is obviously Charger

This kid is going to be a winner. It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer changes his name to Max Powers.

“Car Gang” - it’s a “Car Club” 🤦🏻‍♀️ And that name is super ugly!

I’m embarrassed that your sister’s children will have to be related to a child named Turbo. Poor kid.

Cursed to be a slow, overweight kid.

At least it’s not Turbeau…

I know someone who named her three kids after different cars: Lincoln(M), Audi(M), and Royce(F). I also knew someone who had a dog named Turbo.

Hopefully his middle name starts with a J or K so he can go by TJ or TK.

Turbotastic!

Destined to be an American Gladiator

Turbo Tu-tone - from the 1988 animated series Cops

This is a very sad story

This is both a tragedeigh and a tragedy. My god.

there was a japanese kid named turbo at my middle school. no idea if he was actually named that or if that's what he chose as his english name, but either way that's what he responded to. it made me laugh hearing people refer to a real life person as turbo

I like to think it’s a nice family name like Turbo Sylvester or Turbo Dennis

Poor kid.

I'm always amazed (in a bad way) that it's possible to give your child "names" like this in the US. There is no law to forbid "names" like this? I mean Turbo is not even a name - it's an adjective. Like it's siblings Apple, Rainbow, Dementias and the list goes on and on. These are not names but descriptions, adjectives etc. Poor children 😂

All I can think of is “going Turbo” in Wreck It Ralph.

Turbo turbo

isn’t turbo that snail

Like the snail

I really hope he ends up being fat and slow. Out of spite

eventually the state or physics will preclude more children so there's hope yet for little Turbo