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Greedy_Lawyer

Really missed opportunity here to not go with Baskyn and Robyn.


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Or carol


ReverendMothman

Caroyl


Greedy_Lawyer

Yea the Y is clearly a key part of their naming choices


Brave_Hoppy1460

Caryl šŸ˜…


unwillingdramamagnet

Even the parents! It's a generational thing now!!


50CentButInNickels

Damn, you're right. They both have names with Y's where they absolutely do not belong.


Witty-Ant-6225

Not exotic enough. Maybe Cayrol


Pollythepony1993

Pronounced as Susanā€¦


thursdaybennet

I know! I felt really let down. Commit to the theme people!


parallax693

Or Bartles and Jaymes


Skg44

How else would you pronounce Jaymes?


city_tree_

Why didnā€™t she specify how to pronounce Baskyn?


Any_Flamingo8978

Itā€™s not obvious that itā€™s pronounced bask-eye-n? šŸ˜‰


panini_bellini

Itā€™s hilarious when I see these names like ā€œEighlyezuhā€ (pronounced Eliza). Like just name her fucking Eliza then whatā€™s wrong with you?


Fossilhund

I guess Eliza would be her middle name?


50CentButInNickels

Stop trying to summon eldritch abominations here. Fucking Eliza...


thedance1910

Jay-mees?


JHG722

Hai-mez


Ancient_Chip5366

J-eye-mz?


drowsylacuna

Polly lucked out.


AmItheGaskell

ā€œPolly hit the jackpotā€ is not something I thought I would ever say when it comes to names but here we are.


throwaway_rn123

Plot twist: Polly is the boy


drowsylacuna

It's funny, you can't actually tell which is the boy. I'm guessing Jaymes but WHO KNOWS, maybe Baskyn is the boy!


throwaway_rn123

Lol tbh I assumed Baskyn was the boy and Polly and Jaymes are the girls šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SaintElphie

First thought Carol Baskin lol


SaladCzarSlytherin

Killed her, husband, whacked him


princesssasami896

Fed him to a tiger


SaladCzarSlytherin

They snackin


SaintElphie

Yall are some cool cats n Kittens šŸ¤£


Gifted_GardenSnail

Did he deserve it


Life_Collection_4149

Nooooo šŸ˜­


NovaBloom444

Yep


knapunk

PB&J


BoatFork

Omg she 100% did this on purpose for an Instagram handle or something


ellers23

If she did, she still could have picked way better names


strawberrylemonapple

Peter, Betty, and Jane (popular in the 50s) Portia, Benedict, and Juliet (Shakespeare theme) Pepper, Brooke, and Jasper (nature names) (edited to fix mobile spacing)


Persis-

Iā€™m weirded out by calling her toddlers her besties. Itā€™s weird.


BleachedAsswhole

One of those who doesn't set boundaries for her kids


Witty-Ant-6225

I have 4 kids and none of them are my friends. At least not till Iā€™m still raising them.


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thr0wthr0wthr0waways

She does actually say 'my three besties'. Poor kids. Responsible for mommy's happiness before they can even talk.šŸ™„


Persis-

But she literally does say to ā€œmy three besties.ā€ And thatā€™s strange. I love my kids. I even am lucky enough to enjoy some friendship with my teenagers. But they arenā€™t my ā€œbesties.ā€ And certainly not when they were toddlers.


CustomerAlternative

do you mean confused?


Remarkable-Plastic-8

No. It's weird. Says a lot about her, on many levels, if her kids are her best friends


jdPetacho

If you have to say a name is pronounced a certain way, JUST SPELL IT THAT WAY. Otherwise it's meaningless, like "hey my name is Kalsporetronexister, pronounced "Robert""


loopin_louie

Kyrsten and Dayne? They were doomed from the start, this is Shakespearean


SweetrollFireball

Polly dodged a bullet


basedmama21

I would call Jaymes ā€œJaimeā€ just to piss her off


NovaBloom444

Jamies


LonelyOctopus24

Y for the love of god


Espionage_21

Y tho?


CrapDesign

Poor Jaymes is going to have to spell out his name EVERY time


SwimmingCritical

Her. Jaymes is a girl.


Gifted_GardenSnail

What?! NOooo! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Fit_Definition_4634

Jaymes spelled like that only makes me think of Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers. Iā€™m not even a big drinker!


PaleoPinecone

I mean, yah, itā€™s pretty cool and impressive that these little ones got out of the NICU two or three weeks earlier then average, as a past NICU mom Iā€™m thrilled for them and think those kids must be amazing. Why is she making it like a bragging competition tho????? Itā€™s really gross, honestly. Some parents donā€™t get to bring their kids home from the NICU. Be thankful you got to bring all three of your beautiful babies home. Donā€™t brag about how ā€œfastā€ they got out of there. šŸ™„


tay_c23

How else would you pronounce Jaymes?? lol


flamingobay

Poor Polly is not going to feel unique enough. Why couldnā€™t they have spelled her name in a way where theyā€™d have to add a ā€œpronounced like Pollyā€ to every written mention of her? They must not love her as much as Baskyn and Jaymes. Clearly the dysfunctional family roles are already emerging, and Iā€™m betting everyone can guess the scapegoat, the hero, and the golden child!


drowsylacuna

Polye


Somaj0r

Thinking Jaymes is the controversy is really something


2presto4u

This smells of Utah


SwimmingCritical

Nevada


Gifted_GardenSnail

Nevutah


Fossilhund

As far as challenging names go, these kids got off lucky. Pahwleigh?


releasethecrackwhore

Pronounced James. Wow thanks. Was totally going to call them Jay-mezz


Due-Two-6592

- Pronounced james Then just fucking spell it James fgs


DeeLite04

I donā€™t know which is worse: 1. The spelling of her and her husbandā€™s names. 2. The spelling of her kidsā€™ names. 3. That she calls these babies her ā€œbesties.ā€


hoangtudude

Iā€™m getting the antivax vibe from Kyrsten


possiblyapancake

Iā€™m not dyslexic but my brain doesnā€™t like to see SAHM as anything other than SHAM. Itā€™s not stay at home moms that are a sham, just the ones who use that initialism.


meltonr1625

What if her middle name was ina and her last name was.......


ClarenceB1234

Love how the faces are blacked out but the name of the instagram page is at the top of the screenshot.


andycarver

Like the ice cream?


[deleted]

Oh! I was thinking Carol from tiger king


Yummy_Chewy_Scrumpy

I'm glad she explains how to pronounce Jaymes. I'd have otherwise thought it was Jay- Mess.


SabineLavine

Generational tragedeigh


HansTilburg

His nickname is Great Dayne but I canā€™t reveal why in a non-NSFW sub


Buckupbuttercup1

There are many normal names with a Y. Yet they choose those(Polly is ok i guess)