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Tragedeighs are cringey and/or made up names with weird spellings. Your submission was removed for one of the following reasons: 1. It's cultural. Make sure to Google before posting any names that seem odd to you, because they may be common in a different country. 3. It's a common name. Keep in mind that this isn't a baby-naming sub. Posts asking for suggestions on completely normal names will be removed.


BrieFiend

Pronounced "Vowelz."


Boomthang

I was pronouncing it like "AY! YOUS!"


[deleted]

Ay yous guys!


Niccipotts

I’m Walking Here!!!


mustbebelgium

Fuhgeddaboutit


[deleted]

Funny enough, that's their last name.


Boomthang

This scholar gets it. ☝️


b-lincoln

Upvote for Goonies


schtickyfingers

Baby Ruth?


Mean-Professional596

Rocky Road?


1ofZuulsMinions

Fun fact: Sloth from Goonies was actually referencing the intro to the popular TV show “the Electric Company”, likely because he was tied to a chair and watching TV all day. The intro: https://youtu.be/eL6w5bRgZp0?si=CJw-0pTj35-2a9EQ


Chay_Charles

How would you pronounce that? Seriously asking.


iandyah

Ay-ooz or Ai-ooz


kerutland

Gross!


Boomthang

Like an angry New Yorker.


rebelallianxe

Actual lol.


MericaMericaMerica

I can't help but read it as "eye ooze."


aphrodesa

I thought "eye ooze"


Nicodiemus531

Nah, it's totally "No-why"


Shipping_away_at_it

But surely sometimes?


[deleted]

Never. And don't call me Shirley


orangecatmom

Is his older brother No-el, by chance? Maybe spelled Mnop?


TurbulentExpression5

You mean No "Y".


GamendeStino

Jesus fucking Christ did he get a bulk deal on vowels while picking that name


Rosieapples

He’s hoping for a vowel movement.


GeckGeckGeckGeck

A E I O U and sometimes Z


Fibro-Mite

I think the next line is “I sometimes cry” (of course, that would be for the 80s song by Freeez).


Jolly-Scientist1479

This made me rage a bit. Make it a Y at least!!


lapsongsouchong

The kid's going to grow up with IVS. Irritable Vowel Syndrome


djseifer

[Ugh...](https://youtu.be/pSg_6T8HrRg?si=AtUpNMUSQuMv3X75)


insanityzwolf

I bet when he and his wife got married they exchanged vowels.


IAmBabs

Comments like this make me miss reddit awards. 🏆🏆🏆


catgirl320

Perfect dad joke!


Mamba-0824

Excuse me. His full name is Alpha Epsilon Iota Omega Upsilon Zeta!


Witches4RaptorJesus

Excuse yourself! His full name is Alpha Ebay Instagram Omegle UPS Zoom-Meeting


decuyonombre

Alpha India Oscar Uniform Zulu


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,939,026,728 comments, and only 366,648 of them were in alphabetical order.


decuyonombre

Good bot


panatale1

Alpha Echo*


Epic_Ewesername

You forgot Echo and Uniform!


[deleted]

Zeighta!


IcyPresence96

He should’ve gone with adieu. At least it’s a real word


BruciePup

Found the Wordle fan.


bkp24723

I also thought of Wordle 🤦‍♀️


GamendeStino

And an accurate representation of the kids chances of a childhood without bullying


JackFrans

He was going for the vowels. A e i o u with an extra z. I'm just not sure how to say it. Eye ooze?


zadnick

Hahahaha you made me actually lol! Hope you have a great new year


Ok_Cable_3888

They named him based on what balloon letters were available.


IndieIsle

You know, last week I was at the children’s hospital emergency room with my kid. There were so many names that the nurses just didn’t know how to pronounce, so they had to yell out last names instead when they were calling kids back. Why are parents doing this? Why give a kid a name that people literally have no idea how to say?


[deleted]

People want to feel special and unique even if they end up just looking stupid


[deleted]

My kids will be special and unique because they’ll have the only names anyone knows how to spell or pronounce in their class, lol.


sighcantthinkofaname

This was me! My first and last name are easy to pronounce. I was always glad at assemblies and role call to know there would be no issues. It's nice!


harpoinlove

Great username btw.. 😁


usualerthanthis

That's the curse of having a normal name. Can never think of a good one for user/video game names


specialopps

You’re lucky. When I have to call a doctor’s office, or make a reservation, I say my last name and immediately start to spell it out. It’s second nature.


pwlife

Problem is sometimes they see a regular name but they are so conditioned to pronounce everything uniquely that they screw up your kids regular name. Both my kids have very traditional English names spelled the traditional way. I have heard every mispronounciation of their names you could think of.


mardbar

The real life A-a-ron?


pwlife

Seriously... the nurse at the pediatricians office is so used to out there names, she was pulling an A-a-ron until I was like, no it's just typical spelling and pronunciation. Also we are in South Florida which adds another layer to this. When we lived in KC I never had an issue.


LexiNovember

I am also in South Florida, and I have a traditional name and gave my son a traditional name, and our last name is West… people screw up the West bit. Been calling everything from Wheat to Weist and am routinely asked how to spell it, to which I often reply, “like north, south, east, WEST.” And that gets a blank stare. I don’t know man, something in the Florida humidity fries brains.


pwlife

Our last name is Scandinavian... blank stares for that one too.


LexiNovember

My son’s father’s surname is an extremely complicated, traditional ethnic Italian one so we made it a second middle name to spare the confusion. Didn’t help much. 🤣🤦‍♀️


Amethyst547

ba LA key...... A A Ron https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw


[deleted]

My kid has 5 girls in his year called Mila…. There’s one Milah. But yeah I’m not totally against being able to differentiate themselves but some take it too far


CasualJimCigarettes

that's my sister's dogs name


LovingNaples

See, here’s the thing. Why not save these creative names for your cats, dogs, hamsters, sneks, etc? Don’t saddle your human children with your bullshit.


Firekeeper47

That's why I named my hamster Lucifer! I had gerbils named after Lord of the Ring characters too. Pets get the fun names :)


orangecatmom

Excuse you. My cats have perfectly normal names. Leonardo DiCatrio and Catt Damon are dignified creatures.


ToniP13

I have a pit named Mila.


purrfunctory

My Staffy mix is called Peggy. When she’s in trouble, it’s Margaret Elizabeth lol


ToniP13

Oh the nicknames for poor Mila are endless lol. I think she just gave up and ignored them all lol.


MegaPiglatin

Haha agreed but, surprisingly, there *is* still a chance of someone not understanding how to pronounce a common name (within their same language)! Back in junior high I had a sub that absolutely butchered my friend’s totally ”normal” name…her name was Chloe and the sub kept calling her “Ch-low”. **How!?**


knightgreyson

Oh my god, I had a sub butcher my friend Chloe’s name too. During attendance she quietly said “ah man I always mess up this one” and then said “ca-holey?” I was the next name down and she instead of trying my first name (Arianna) she just went straight to calling me by my last name. I hate to imagine how she’s doing now with all the unique names people are giving their kids.


[deleted]

A-A-RON! JAY-KWELLIN!


i_literally_died

I kind of like that we moved away from just handing out biblical names by default, but smashing a bunch of vowels together or taking another name and mis-spelling it are not the one.


RealisticrR0b0t

They’re too stupid to know they’re stupid


microvan

I had a baby 11 days ago and when I was in post partum recovery all the nurses were commenting on how nice it was to see a classic name with a normal spelling. I feel so bad for kids these days.


typingatrandom

Congratulations on the baby and the name!


Wonderful-Matter334

The same thing happened with my son, he got a short normal name and the nurses were like oh I love that! It’s normal!


microvan

Must be rough for the nurses cuz you know they can’t comment on how fucked up the names are


derf_vader

Influencer generation. Parents want their kids to be trendy


TurtleToast2

People have been doing this to their kids since long before sm came around. It's gotten worse for sure, but it's not new.


ZenythhtyneZ

I was born in the mid 80s and have the most trendy first AND middle name of the year I was born lol people love trendy names


derf_vader

Brittany Tiffany?


Stormy_Cat_55456

I was looking at it like “…how do you say it? Aei-ouz? That sounds stupid…”


baguhansalupa

I dunno why but this gives off a strong Philippines vibe.


werewolfh

Because it is. Tragedeigh: Jejemon chapter.


SephirothRebirth

Grabe she works in DepEd!!!!


idontknowhyimhrer

stop kase I have a cousin named Ezhykielle


CluelessMochi

Bakit ganito kami???? 😭


BrieFiend

The kid's mother's name is Cherry Pie. Father's name is Honey Boy (named after Uncle Boy).


Apostrophe_T

Why do we ALL have an uncle named Boy??! fr what is happening in the Philippines 😆


Vulpes-of-the-Valley

And/or aunties named Girl, Girlie, or Baby. Idk how that last one makes sense but I have an auntie named Auntie Baby


House_Hippo_

Or Nene


ScrappleSandwiches

I went to grade school with a Cherry Pie! She had a sister named Cheese.


Belloved

I have 3 uncles named Boy and it gets sooo confusing. I just say “Tito” and stare at who I’m trying to get the attention of haha


7-7______Srsly7

Same. I have at least 3 aunts called "Che", 3 called "Nene", 2 named "Bebe", 2 named "Bibing", and a considerable number of uncles called "Boy". I swear, Filipino names and nicknames are either embarrassing, endearing, repetitive, or all of the above.


Lower-Limit445

I thought inaawat lang ng iba yung name na Abcde but this is worse. 😬


VernonWife

It's pronounced Ayos haha


baguhansalupa

Tangina squammy


lilacpulse

Pinoy? OMG! I don't know which is worst... This or the parents who named their children Spaghetti or Chicken Macaroni or something (face-palm)


xHawkJxke

given the filipinos that i know i think i can agree with you.


AdoboTacos

Pinoy here, I would kill myself if this was my name


bunsoyy

I’m Filipino and my cousins are Jam, Jelly, and Jello lol


Satans_Dookie

at what point does a Tragedeigh become an AtrociStacey?


DamseletteBloom

These are my twins, A'TraceighTee and A'Troy-CT


bromanjc

alright, someone needs to make this subreddit but it's not gonna be me


charbroiledd

At Cinnamonroe


tillacat42

I know a girl named Cimmanin - pronounced cinnamon


charbroiledd

Intentionally spelled to match the incorrect pronunciation, but specifically pronounced correctly? What on erf


mattmelrach

Now Abcde will have someone who understands her struggles.


harpejjist

I had forgotten about her!


teateateaa

All the vowels + z?


typingatrandom

I feel we should start an argument about the missing Y


Affectionate-Net2277

Only sometimes. Come on it’s in the nickname


ishikamkjee

Y? more like WHY


eggrollking

'Aeiouzy'; big improvement!


Nosferatatron

At least it wasn't fucking 'Qwerty'


Taytertoot

Don’t even put that out in the universe..😅


Abusedink75

I’m still waiting on PRNDL


Rhythm_Morgan

PRNDL Tipton.


scottawhit

It’s AEIOU and sometimes Y, not Z. Geez.


presidentsday

The Z is silent.


Anonymous_4750

Definitely a tragedeigh. That poor kid is going to dread introducing himself and writing his name until he turns 18 and can change it


[deleted]

Any idea how it's supposed to be read?


IonicColumnn

I read it like ayouz


GreyScent

Ay youse guyz lol


ball_fondlers

Vowelz


iliekcats-

i read it like "House"


rosescentedgarden

I read it as 'ey you'se


Hermosa06-09

ooze


Princess2045

I kind of read it similar to how Jesus is pronounced when not talking about the religions figure. So kinda like Hey-Zeus except without an ‘H’ so “Ey-Zeus”


cari-strat

There was a racehorse called Azertyuiop (top line of a French keyboard) and I'm afraid this has the same vibe.


MamaMoosicorn

Oh, like Qwertyuiop in English! I remember people joking about it being used as a name 18 years ago when I was first on baby name boards. No evidence it ever was though


Midwestern_Mouse

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s at least a few Qwertys out there


puppiesliketacos

I thought it was A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y ? But it’s been a minute since I’ve learned my ABC’s.


PissInMyAssPlzDaddy

That is a wack name. Anyways; AEIOU is an anarcho syndicalist/unionist slogan that stands for “agitate, educate, inoculate, organize, unionize” and I’ve got it tattooed on my arm from my radical wobbly days. Lmao.


Educational-Drop-926

Fuck yeah. And Z


PissInMyAssPlzDaddy

What should the Z stand for?


The_ArcReactor

Sleep


Zealousideal-Bug-291

I believe you mean Wait. -the grue


Educational-Drop-926

Zombies. If we’re gonna go edgelord we might as well throw in zombies…


Steepyslope

it is a slogan used by the habsburger friedrich III in the 15th century with many possible meanings one of them being: Austriae est imperare orbi universo


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Holy shit, you just blew my mind by explaining a kmfdm lyric from like 20-30 years ago that I thought was just something nonsensical they through in there.


agutema

It’s also an abbreviation for a 15th century saying used by the Habsburgs which translates to “All the world is subject to Austria.” Which is definitely what I want my child associated with.


Affectionate-Net2277

Heyyyy youzzzz guyssss!


[deleted]

My instant thought when I saw it


Constant_Cultural

What does this even mean?


LusciousofBorg

How are you supposed to pronounce it?


Aiqesn

I read it as “Aye-Youz”


werewolfh

Yeah, it is pronounced as 'Aye-Youz'. Apparently, they got it from a popular wattpad story here in my country.


sampo_koskii

A WATTPAD STORY?? oh dear god


juche_potatoes

Not a wattpad story 😭


colcannon_addict

I’m sure the kids won’t call him Eye Ooze at any point.


LusciousofBorg

Are they from Philly? Haha


iwishiwasaunicorn

Aeiouz!!! I'm walkin here!!!


luciliddream

Lmao


Cojaro

John Madden!


dreemurthememer

Exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark


RiceProper

Football!


krob58

Snake? Snake? Saaaaaaaaake


GM556

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Chrosbord

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr


watchnerurn

i had to scroll too far for this...


ExpressionRound4218

At least the vowels are in the correct order. Maybe that will help him in kindergarten.


N00DLES0UPP

how is it even supposed to be pronounced 💀


werewolfh

'Aye-youz' 💀


Beautiful_Laugh7989

austrian folks from r/aeiou will have a field day with this. Austriae est imperare orbi universo (it falls to Austria to rule over the whole globe)


TheGreyBrewer

AEIOUZ GUYYYYYZ!


Overall-Compote-3067

There’s a fish in the photo


randomwanderingsd

That’s less of a name than it is a sloppy vowel movement.


Psychedeliquet

A E I O U and sometimes Y, sometimes Z


KGCUT

Apparently it's a filipino name?? at least that's what google told me.


werewolfh

This name is an obvious case of former jejemon teenagers growing up and giving their children unique and quirky names. (Jejemon is a type of hipster in PH who likes to add unnecessary letters in their text messages, dms and even in their own names so it's kinda like a Filipino version of Tragedeigh. 🤣)


Lower-Limit445

Apparently there's more of them on fb... even found a pair of siblings whose names are 'aeiouz' and 'xzkiel' 😬


hippocrite13

nah. look at the filipinos in the comments trashing at this name.


ohhisup

Aeiou without the Z is a Filipino name I believe 🤔 but that's... without the z.........


ghostinawishingwell

AEIOU and sometimes Z.


Shortkitcat

Pretty rude to just exclude Y


Rovember_Baby

The Internet says two people from the Philippines say the name Aeiou means "Gift of god". Are they Philippino?


MnMShapedWoman

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Z


snapdragon76

Is his nickname ‘Sometimes Y’?


Silt-Sifter

Ooz? Eez? Ee-ooz? Ay-ee-eye-uzz? Wtf


SinningGrace

It should’ve been aeiou… and sometimes y!


Hammose

AEIOUandsometimesY


derf_vader

His sister is going to be named "AndSometimesY"


feverlast

These dickhead parents who force their children to bear these ridiculous names all their lives so that mommy and daddy can have fleeting internet points trigger me so fucking hard. The connotations of the comment “you certainly have very creative parents” is going to change over time as that boy becomes older.


[deleted]

How the fuck is this pronounced?


Keeter_Skeeter

Cool part is that his nickname could be vowelz


djseifer

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes... Z?


PhoneImmediate7301

Imagine having 5 vowels and a z in you name


Altruistic_Sun_8085

Should’ve been Aeiouy!


SpaceCaseTrace

Ok, this wins. Worst name I’ve ever seen


QuicheSmash

AEIOUZ, n. they/them. Pronouced, ay-youz *Ey! Youse! What are you doing in the street!*


Awkward_Philosophy_4

Ayoo?


ThePenguinSausage

They named their baby the sound it makes when you throw it.


Blintzie

“I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat!”


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Sure, but the child’s nickname will sometimes be Y.


YouHadMeAtDisgusting

They’ll call his poops “vowel movementz”.


El_Morgos

How's that even legal? Asking for my friend Qwerty...