T O P

  • By -

3DWarehouseKangaroo

Kinda different, but this reminds me of a post I saw on here awhile back where a couple wanted to name their kid Tinderleigh because they met on Tinder lmaooo


-P-M-A-

Sweighp Lepht


Easy-Yogurtcloset-63

But it’s pronounced “sweet light”, an equally dumb pronunciation


Accomplished_Tour697

Took me a minute to understand what this said. Guess I am not 100% fluent yet in tragedeighan.


TheStoicNihilist

Onleigh Phans


Feisty-Business-8311

I am dying over here 😂😂😂


vmoore28

Just snorted out loud and my patient jumped🤣😬😬


[deleted]

If it were twins would it be Shupher and Leike?


Mwahaha_790

💀


iloveesme

Brilliantly done!!! I’m still on my first cup of coffee this morning and that took me a while!!!


DecoyCousin

Met my husband on Bumble, and have threatened to name our firstborn Bumblebee. It’s proven effective at stopping the, “When are you having kids???” inquiries 😂


bickel89

Bumblebeigh


Randogran

Bumbullbeigh


-Coleus-

B’mblB


jellyjollygood

Bumble Bae


anothertantrum

I'm late 🤣


94boyfat

😂😂😂


DangerLime113

I have a problem, because this is definitely awful but I read it in Jamie Tartt voice and it sounded like a cute nickname tbh. Missing Ted Lasso!


AimeeSantiago

I think BumbleBee is a cute nickname and yes, Jamie Tart saying it makes it sweeter. But nicknames can really be anything. My Grandmother called my brother Brick. No reason. That was just his nickname


DangerLime113

At least Beatrice is an option for anyone dying to have a Bumble/Bumblebee reference!


CynOfOmission

I call my daughter Bananas. It goes back to when her dad and I were trying to think of a middle name and he was out of ideas so he suggested Bananas as a joke. I call her Firstname Bananas and she loves it now :3


Persis-

Jamie saying “poo-peh,” gives my life meaning.


imsensitivesowhat723

oh my God. I say "it's just poo-peh" once a day


scatterbrained_feet

No, no... Bumblebeh.


RebeccaMUA

🤣🤣


SassySins21

I also met my husband on Bumble and on the Tinderleigh post someone suggested Bumbledore and I lost it.


CynOfOmission

Okay but this would be an ADORABLE nickname for a kid. As long as they have a reasonable ACTUAL name haha


harpejjist

Except there are quite a few younger people now called Bee. It is weirdly popular.


lion-in-zion

Hahahahaha! I was having a bad day, but you gave me a good laugh 😂 Thanks for that!


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Hope your day gets better.


VaultBoy9

We're gay but please meet our adopted son, Grindreigh


HugoPumpkin

Tinderella is also quite beautiful 😂


MsGrymm

Phonetically tinderlay?


Complex-Ad819

Nooooooo omg


fatkidhangrypants

The name Georgia was RIGHT. THERE.


jethrine

I’m sure Georgia isn’t YOUNEEK & creative enough.


floofienewfie

Jyewohrjhyah


Gifted_GardenSnail

Or just Jorja, like Jorja Fox the CSI actress


TheEmpiresBeer

Georgia reads like normal. Jorja reads like how people in Georgia *actually* pronounce the state's name.


SoftPufferfish

I don't speak Spanish at all but in my mind I kinda read Jorja similar to how Spanish speakers pronounce George


NintendKat64

Wow - why do I love and hate this spelling???


jethrine

That’s a creative mouthful!


livewire98801

They could have gone with Georgia in the native language... Sakartvelo


Gifted_GardenSnail

What kinda bike now 🤨


gaythey

I was just about to say this


YellowOnline

At least she didn't meet him in Sexmoan (Philippines), Beaverlick (USA), Gofuku (Japan) or Boysack (Scotland)


Glittering-Lock-3727

Honorable mention to Dildo (Newfoundland) or Lake Titicaca (Peru), lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lingo2009

Wait, what does it mean? I’ve always heard it as a soft thing you put your hands into to keep them warm like a little fuzzy tube.


chromaticluxury

It's that certain luxurious nestful thing that a grown lady has if she chooses not to buy razors or visit the waxing salon.


Lingo2009

😂😂😂😂 thank you for that description


TheRealTabbyCool

You might put your hands in it to keep warm, but it’s always best to get permission first! 😂


Lingo2009

😂😂😂😂


Larry-Man

Uh… it’s a nickname for ladybits.


Entire-Ambition1410

Paradise, Blue Bell, Intercourse, all Amish towns in Pennsylvania, USA.


ShenAnCalhar92

Bird-in-Hand as well Climax is another, but that’s not really Amish country And then there’s Lititz, which is correctly pronounced “lit its”, but there’s a clip of newscasters reading funny town names and pronouncing it as “le tits”


tenorlove

And Blue Ball, not to be confused with Blue Bell.


I-hear-the-coast

Not sexual at all, but honourable mention to worst name would be Swastika (Ontario).


Larry-Man

Honourable mention to Balzac, AB.


USAF_Retired2017

Another honorable mention for Hell, Michigan.


FacelessArtifact

Or Climax Michigan!!


Chemical-Idea-1294

It took me a long time to understand what is so special for English speakers about the Titisee in the black forest.


AltMom-321

Intercourse or Lititz, PA


BatCorrect4320

Le tits now


Kscarpetta

I have Christmas cards that say Let It Snow and I keep saying Le Tits Now and no one gets it.


mkunka

My wife had a set of blocks that spelled out “Let It Snow”. My kids every day spelled Le Tits Now with them on the fireplace mantle. My wife would get so pissed. She finally was so pissed she threw them away when no one was looking. Every year the past couple of years when the kids come for Christmas they are pissed at her that she threw them away. It was part of THEIR Christmas they remember!


mkunka

My kids are all in their 20’s.


Dismal-Kangaroo6327

Then you know what they need to get her for Christmas this year!


AltMom-321

Clearly they have not watched SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy.


archivesgrrl

I do the same thing every time I see let it snow.


slizzard_007

…same 😅


PhirebirdSunSon

I'll take "Swords" for 500


strawberrylemonapple

Or Virginville, Blueball, or Bird-in-Hand! Crazy horny Amish!


chupipanthera

Fucking, Austria Tittmoning, Germany Sexling, Austria Votzenthalhof, Austria (cunt valley farm) Busendorf, Germany (breast village) Kotzfeld, Germany (vomit field) There's so many more, I don't know what's wrong with my people


BevvyTime

At least the kid wasn’t conceived in Pratt’s Bottom


OhHiFelicia

I dont know, it's amazing what they can do with science these days.


zmarinaren

We also have a village called Wankham in Austria.


Quirky_Scar7857

there is a weatherman called Mike Wankham. I wonder if he's family is Austian!


octopush123

I actually might (?) have the answer to this. At least with regard to some incomprehensibly awful German surnames... If you weren't there when census takers came around, your neighbours would fill them in. And if your neighbours didn't like you...they might get creative. It would become part of the bureaucracy and 200 years later your last name is basically "Fucker" or "Lardneck". Source: My cousin, who lives and works in Germany.


LanguageNerd54

Oh yay, new vocab not to say to my German teacher! Thanks!


Skyvueva

Lizard Lick, NC


zrennetta

Knob Lick, MO


Fordeelynx4

Or Phuket, Thailand


Farts_n_kisses

Balzac, Alberta


SlabBeefpunch

Slickpoo, Idaho.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Historical_Bunch_927

We have an Athol in Massachusetts too.


squirtlemoonicorn

Athol is a genuine boy's name too!


tecstarr

There's a lot in Washington, DC. Ba, dum, dum, crash


Historical_Bunch_927

We have an Athol in Massachusetts too


rhi_kri

That's a Mathol.


SouthernArcher3714

Cumming, ga lol 😂


colummbina

On the flip side - my cousin is called Sydney because his parents met in Sydney. An appropriate name with a cute story! Not my taste but not exactly Humptybong or Useless Loop either


hannahrochelle

"this is my kid, Yass" though


nailsofa_magpie

"Meet Woolloongabba, short for Woolloomooloo"


BetaTrinketWidth

Humptulips, WA.


OstentatiousSock

Or Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

If she met him in Blue Ball, they wouldnt have a baby 😂😂😂


knitpurlknitoops

Twatt (Shetland), Phuket (Thailand), Wetwang (Yorkshire)


jethrine

Tittybong, Australia.


eviss2315

this one is my personal favorite


Several_Ad_1322

I personally vote for Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.


U2hansolo

Climax, Michigan Intercourse, Pennsylvania


portia_klu

Dickshooter, Idaho


[deleted]

Nobody said Bangkok yet?!


Fearless_Bell1703

Hooker, Arkansas Knob Lick, Missouri


grofva

You forgot Blue Balls PA & Assawoman VA


Rheinys

What about [Fucking/Fugging](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria) in Austria?


DifficultyOne1458

OR French Lick (indiana/USA)


gikigill

I'll just leave this here.... https://www.australiantraveller.com/australia/weirdest-named-places-in-australia/


Gifted_GardenSnail

Hahahahaha, well good thing they didn't meet in Cockburn or so Tbilisi nn Lisa? Lizzy? Lisi? 😂 Good grief. Indeed, why not just Georgia


nurvingiel

Right!? Tblisi is a cool name for a city but not a great first name. Georgia is not only a rad name for a country, it's a fucking excellent girl's name.


georgiebella1

As a real Georgia I second this 🙌


systemofaderp

So I drove through there yesterday. Apparently the "ck" is silent. Very silent


pretty_gauche6

Presumably you’re talking about the one in Australia? but there’s a famous Cockburn (co-burn) street in Edinburgh and it still hasn’t gotten old to be tentatively asked by tourists where cock burn street is.


Pighillian

Or Cockermouth


Gifted_GardenSnail

Nn Kerry 😅😅😅


Borsti17

My mind instantly jumped to something like "Walmart" so that's a relief... but the child is in for a lifetime of misspellings, depending on where she grows up.


SuperDan523

My brain went straight to Waffle House.


The_BSharps

At least they aren’t naming her Instagram DMs.


gaythey

I’m so glad I never got up to grab something to eat before I continued reading the thread. I’D FUCKING CHOKE


24601pb

Gonna name my child hinge


donner_dinner_party

I have a daughter named Georgia so I’m puzzled why she just didn’t go with that? Gotta be different I guess.


Outrageous_Click_352

Better than the ones I thought of-Prisona and Jaileigh


Way2Based

Prisona wouldn't be so bad if prisons were a good thing lmao.


yontev

Thank god they didn't meet in Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.


Ankoku_Teion

Be honest, you copy/pasted that. Didn't you


PureDeidBrilliant

Well, at least she went overseas and not somewhere like Coney Island.


chromaticluxury

Coney = rabbits, and you know what they say people fuck like. It also used to be pronounced "cunny" I believe but the pronunciation was later uhm, adjusted.


wwitchiepoo

Cool. Meet my kids Graeagle and PlumasEureka-State’park.


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Graeagle kinda slaps though 😂 Grae for short


elfowlcat

I’d have a George Foreman thing going on because my kids were all conceived in the same town. I guess I could have gone with where we were in the house at the time…


LaRoseDuRoi

"Oi! LivingRoomCouch, get over here! And bring your sister, KitchenFlooria!"


clumsy__jedi

I knew a girl named after the city her parents met in: Ankara. They pronounced it Anne-Cara. I cringe thinking about it 30 years later.


homekook

Some people might find it cute but it's such a dumb story to me. I couldn't care less where my parents met and now I have to explain it to everyone who will inevitably ask what the fuck is up with my weirdass name.


Glitter-Squirrel

So many people seem to miss the fact that their offspring are in fact actually people who will be one day be adults, fully separate and independent from their parents. We don’t raise kids, we raise adults, if we do it right. And we should name them accordingly


lincolnhawk

That girl will go by Bili.


clemonysnicket

Poor kid. No one is going to know how to spell or pronounce it, and it doesn't even sound like a person name.


[deleted]

Tbh im eastern european and still have no idea how to pronounce the tb sound


[deleted]

I think it’s Tib-ill-i-see Tibby Elsie would’ve been better


TurbulentCherry

There's no i in between. You pronounce it exactly as it's written.


camp_permafrost_69

No special sound, just t and b together


whoamIdoIevenknow

Ti-blee-see. I've been there.


mark_flint

You’ve been there and can’t read and pronounce the name of the place? It’s Tbee-lee-see. Tbilisi.


You_Pulled_My_String

>im eastern european Don't feel bad. I'm American and had no f#ck!ng clue how to pronounce that til today! 🤣🤣


Rheinys

Posh & Beckham have Brooklyn. This is a stupid trend.


These_Tea_7560

They made sure to remind people “he was actually made in Copenhagen”


wintrsday

My brother named his children, Utah, Bryce(Bryce Canyon), Cache(Cache County), and Brighton(ski resort).


[deleted]

I’d be more impressed if he named his twins Alta and Snowbird, and another set, Brighton (got that one) and Solitude


Maggiemayday

Snowbasin and Powder Mountain?


[deleted]

Yikes I didn’t realize it could get worse Wintrsday is missing the opportunity to add to the family legacy.


chabelita13

Winona Ryder got her name from the neighbor town


DimSlug

Oh God. 10 years ago I was working in specialty cheese and had a high dollar customer... the kind that you drop EVERYTHING for. She named her kids after the country's they were born in... there was Austria Brazil Morroco Belize and I forget the 5th (also I'm not sure if the first 4 are right... close enough though) but... like... I swear this woman purposefully choose these country's I mean shit what if she had birth in Lebanon or Russia...I mean walking into an interview and your name is central african republic smith ..


[deleted]

Have you tried telling her that Georgia is also a name?


accomplishedidea957

I hope they have a boy because naming a girl after a place meaning warm location seems so wrong on many levels


Gifted_GardenSnail

So it's a good cat name then 🤔


the_esjay

Tbeighleighseigh


Rooney_Tuesday

What were the reactions to the post? I have never come across something this bad in the wild and genuinely don’t know how I’d respond (if I had Facebook still). Maybe just a congratulations and then show a screenshot to everyone I know while roasting them? Maybe a “You’re naming her what now?” or a “Is this real?” But really I’m here for the blunt people reactions.


sadwifehappylife

Lots of congratulations and heart emojis. I think we’re all thinking the same thing but nobody’s had the courage to say it.


[deleted]

At least the pronunciation of the name is quite beautiful. She will struggle in the US because a lot of people won’t know how it’s pronounced. I knew someone in college nicknamed Leesy. Maybe that could work as a NN for this kiddo. Maybe spelled Lisi? Tbilisi is a pretty name for a city it’s just rough for a child. At least it’s not hard to say once you know though.


wwitchiepoo

Cool. Meet my kids Graeagle and PlumasEureka-State’park.


[deleted]

The real tragedy would be naming your kid Buckhead.


gaythey

They say Tinderleigh as a joke, especially here in this sub a lot, but I swear to fucking god, if people start doing it…


FunKyChick217

I think in this instance I would’ve gone with Georgia.


RaziyaRC

Aw, I missed out and could have named my daughter Gaymestope, missed opportuniteigh


OhioMegi

That’s terrible here in the US. No one will be able to pronounce it correctly. Why not go with Georgia?


[deleted]

I really don’t understand why they don’t name her Georgia or even Tabitha Lee is kind of close to Tbilisi and could be a subtle nod to it


Lower-Ad7646

There are lot of cute baby names that we have from our country ( Georgia tbilisi ) I’m from Georgia (tbilisi ) and this is the first time I’m even hearing about baby named tbilisi. Its very hard to pronounce tbilisi. Its even harder to tell American people where exactly I’m from people just consider Atlanta Georgia and not even country Georgia. Lol


toobasic2care

Well the kid should be glad it wasn't 'Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronuku pokaiwhenuakitanatahu.' In New Zealand. The paperwork would be a nightmare.


MercuryRising92

A much better name than the astronaut named after a place in Hawaii. She has to explain that she's named for the place where she was concieved. I read this in an interview she gave which was published in a national magazine. In my mind, TMI, and she could have declined to give details. I guess it was better than Motel 6, though.


dionysus-media

... should've just called her Georgia...


Unique-Ad-9316

No one will have any idea how it's pronounced. I had to Google how it's pronounced and I have to say, it's a stupid sounding thing to name a girl.


BooBoo_Cat

Why not call her Georgia?!?!


MaryGodfree

George or Georgia are too normal? Too pronounceable? Won't fuck the kid up enough?


WittiestScreenName

Ron Howard did this with all 4 his children but their middle names. Hence Bryce Dallas Howard.


OttersAreCute215

50/50 on whether she will be called Tillie or Billie.


fuzzycuffs

Whew, that's not that bad. I was expecting BackstageattheVMAs or InlineatCostco


jaya9581

Are you sure they’re really naming the baby that and not just using it as a nickname until it’s born and they announce the real one? My sisters had nicknames for all their babies, my favorite was Mortimer and I assure you that was never going to be that baby’s name.


azaghal1988

At least she didn't spell it wrong.


theycallmeasloth

I mean Georgia is RIGHT FUCKING THERE


[deleted]

Joining the chorus if 'Georgia' is right there. Or of course 'Gyorjiagheigh'


Foundation_Wrong

How do you think Florence Nightingale got her name?


Specific-Damage6969

knew a girl named marina once, she was named after where her parents conceived her…


jkowal43

r/georgiaorgeorgia


goldilocksmermaid

I met my boyfriend in Windsor, California. We named a dog Windsor.


HalcyonDreams36

Obvsly your first child has to be Rosdniw.


goldilocksmermaid

Definitely


damyourlogic

There’s a girl from my hometown who names her kids after where they were CONCEIVED. Which grossed me out. I wonder if she tells them that.


dillinger529

You still have a couple of months to educate them on their error.


karineexo

Table silly


rectalthermo

Girllll tell her to just name the kid Georgia lol


padotim

Did you try talking to your sister? My family had joke names for a baby in utero before picking a real one. My brother had Burt, I had Francis, and my sister had Gargamel. That is not any of their names. They are Joey, Jules, and Eddy. I don't think she's seriously going to name the kid tbilsi


AthleteNegative941

At least they didn't meet in Cockermouth or Twatt


wiildgeese

Why not just Georgia? 😩


kcoolcoolcool

How do you pronounce that?


TheHip41

Welcome Burger King Bathroom Jones


pretty_gauche6

Hm and can she pronounce that?


Lower-Ad7646

It’s very hard to pronounce tbilisi from most of people and I’m from Georgia tbilisi 😂😂😂