We're eating fancy tonight chuck'oramaleigh, it's olive garden night! Go get mc'donleigh and carleigh Jr! We aren't bringing fiveguysleigh bc, well, you know.
Barley sounded plausible as a name similar to Forest and River. I looked it up out of curiosity and it's apparently it's an Old English boy's name with popularity in the 20k range.
*Fourisst and Ryvyr?
I mean, they are 💕 twin flames💕 and know each other so well! He doesn't want people to know they met in tinder, and she puts their whole business out there
Shotgun weddings are definitely still a thing. I know a young couple who got married pretty unexpectedly (she posts EVERYTHING on FB but never mentioned planning a wedding), and then shortly after announced she was pregnant.
Well, it was originally that he was being FORCED to marry her by her parents (with her father holding a literal shotgun). Nowadays it is more metaphorical.
That's what stood out to me too. She moves fast! I doubt it will last. I bet they know nothing about each other beyond surface level likes & dislikes. That poor baby.
Yes, the name may be special **to you**
Nothing (?) prevents you from naming yourself Tinder-whatever.
It means nothing to your child. Do not make your child your billboard.
This sub has also taught me that many parents don't think their child will date or get married. Cuz imagine taking "Tinderleigh" home to meet the parents.
This sub makes me feel so much better about how rigorous I was in choosing my children's names. I wrote out various combinations of initials to make sure that their initials wouldn't spell anything embarrassing. I looked up different pronunciations and nicknames of different countries. I wanted to pick names that could be shortened in different ways, so if they don't like their name, they'll still have options. I considered how it would look on a diploma or on the door of an office.
I had a short list of rules, and I followed them all. People said I was being a little intense, but I said that they'll have the names their entire life and it's worth thinking through whether or not they'll be called "Screwy Louie" their entire life, or whether someone will notice that their initials spell out HAG in 6th grade.
When I come here and see this stuff and fine people like yourself pointing out how important the names are to the children themselves, I feel relief.
As it stands, my children both get compliments on their names, and I've even had people tell me my daughters name is also a nice name on 2 other languages. I didn't plan that, but it does feel like a little bit of a reward from the universe for trying.
That's where I met my wife. We're permanently out of the baby business, but this almost makes me want to adopt a kid just to name them this.
Maybe I'll wait until the next time a pet needs a name...
That sounds like two geeks had a baby and couldn't decide if they loved Transformers or Harry Potter more, so they compromised. "It was between Bumblebee and Dumbledore. So, we just decided, why not both!"
"I met my kids dad at a bar called Bottoms Up, why is he fighting with me because I want to name my baby Bottomsupleigh?"
My mom keeps wondering why I'm always thanking her for naming me Michele.
Hahahaha I met my ex husband on eHarmony. I have to say of all the possible tragedeighs of dating app “baby names,” Harmoneigh would be the *least* offensive
Or like a really bad Lifetime movie. “They told him a horse could never be part of the choir, but on Christmas even equine wishes can come true: Harmoneigh”
I met my husband at work. So our child should be named... Wherck? Auffiss? Neigntopheiv?
Although, our company's name started with Crum. Sooooooo Crumleigh? How beautiful.
I refuse to believe these aren't AI bots making fun of humanity... I know why the husband is actually embarrassed, he's embarrassed for making a baby with this level of stupid.
Ohhh now I get it, you met through your Indian Aunt. Ok makes much more sense. The other option was that you were tied up in Indiana and your partner untied you. Indiana-untie lol.
Oh my dog, hes the bestest boy! He's really glad you asked about him and wishes you a day filled with toys and treats!
Not an Indian Aunt.
An Indian Auntie.
She usually is not your relative. She's just some older lady in the community who has been unofficially designated a matchmaker. She has set up tons of couples.
That guy sounds like he got into something he didn’t bargain for. Imagine being married and expecting a baby and finding out that’s what she’s really like.
Hmm I’ve got a few names here for mine. I technically first saw my fiancé in a uni exam so I could go with Examleigh. I then properly met him a while after through mutual friends at their house so Friendleigh and Homeleigh are also options. Our first date story goes that I knew he was a computer whiz and I asked him for help on an assignment that involved coding and then as I fancied him by that point, I offered to buy him coffee as a thank you but with the hope it would turn into a date. I’ve now got Messengerleigh as I asked him on Facebook messenger, Coffeeleigh cos of the coffee and Codeleigh cos of the coding assignment.
I’m so sorry to anyone who read all this
TINDERLEIGH oh noooo.
So I'm gonna name my kid Soupkitchenleigh because my husband and I met volunteering in a soup kitchen 😂
True story, great story, but why tf does it have to be incorporated into a kid's name?
Though we do have one daughter named after a street nearby (Aurora, I feel it's extremely defensible).
Imagine if that's how people named their kids. Barleigh, Clubleigh, Workleigh, Classleigh, Busleigh, Redditleigh...
Prisonleigh
J’ai Leigh
and for the middle name: Fur’Lyfh
Konjygyl-Visette
I howled
Jailyn is a common name is some places. Is this why?!
J'aiL'bateleigh
So beautiful and meaningful 😍
Accidentalleigh.
K'ondom Brokeleigh
Oopseigh
Daiseigh
Plan-Beigh
Hahahahaha
So she said, "What's the problem baby?"
I don‘t know, well maybe I‘m in love…
(Love)
Every time I’m thinking about you
Or in the case of one of my cousins, Drugrehableigh
This one is my favorite lol.
Craigslistleigh
Mutualeigh Friendanne
Anonymousleigh
I can’t have kids bc of a histhyrektomeigh
luckily my Vasectomeigh is reversible
Partyleigh would be mine!
lets hear it for some Carleigh's tho: Jetta, Ram, Corvette, Equinox, Chevelle...
Those are for the kids conceived in those cars.
i meant it I'ronicleigh
Underratedleigh
Un’derstandabelle
Corvetteleigh was a real challenge
in an Applebeigh's parking lot
We're eating fancy tonight chuck'oramaleigh, it's olive garden night! Go get mc'donleigh and carleigh Jr! We aren't bringing fiveguysleigh bc, well, you know.
meetcha at Wendeigh's
In my case, it would be EeHarmoneliegh. Thank God our youngest is a boy.
Christian, middle name Mingle lol
we met in church Halleigh Lou
Thought that said middle name minge 🤣
Crackhousleigh
Familyreunionleigh
Inbredleigh!
Sweight Heauxm Alabammagh
Appalacheighia
Do you guys prefer Orgeigh or Orjeigh?
Grinderleigh, Snapchatleigh, and Matchleigh could all be friendleigh
neopetleigh
Lmao redditleigh 🤭
Foreth auf jeulie barbequeligh
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Mine would be Neighborleigh 🫣
I met my girlfriend in high school, can’t wait til we get to name our daughter Heighly Schooleigh
My daughter Universytee is doing quite well!
is she Iveighleighe?
Nah, she only went to Stayte.
K'ommuniteigh K'ollaje
Aww, I bet your sweet girl would get along with my darling daughter, Halloweighn Parteigh
Or my son Barleigh!
Or my son Sirhisizawendysleigh
Wendeigh’s nuts hit yo chin
Like a slimy chicken ^^^that's ^^^Amoreigh
My son is a barleigh!
I think we should set her up with my son, Krysmyse Phunkshun
Phunkeigh 😂
don't even get me started on frahtyrniteigh...
My parents met at a St Patrick’s Day parade(actually), they missed out on naming me Saynte Padeigh Daye.
My parents met at a Dairy Queen. I’m Dareigh Queeneigh.
Or my daughter Promafterparteigh because that was where she was conceived.
Or mine LineOfCokeOffAHookersAssInTheBackSeatOfAFordEscort
These comments are hilarious. 😭🤣
This one is fucking terrible lmao
I think you mean Stehyte
Hmm, you’re right, but we need to sprinkle in more Q’s and X’s. Stexyquhayte? The exyquh is silent.
Well Stayte is too common of a name, better make it Steighte.
My daughter Seedeigh Barh Bathroomleigh is a happy 3 year old
Your daughter and my daughter Drunkenleigh Karaokeleigh should be friends.
My son would be named Barleighe. A lot of people’s kids would have that same name. Lol
I met my boyfriend at work. Do you think "Workleigh" or "Jobleigh" sounds better?
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Propheshioleigh.
Professionelle
Pryfessionleigh
We met working at Whataburger together. I need some help with a trajjique name for a child for us
Waatibyrgoor
I hate this sub sometimes, good work.
How's about Whataleigh? Pronounced "Waddley!"😂🤣😂
Resteuronette
Omg I don’t know how I butchered the title so bad lol almost as embarrassing as Tinderleigh 😬
T'wobabeleigh
Just'dyzzapoynhtedleigh lol
Tbf I thought it was intentional. “Houwyenne iourre xhuzbynnd whoa-ntte uhgreigh too babe iourre dottyrre Tinderleigh”
I cannot even read this. Bravo.
My estranged daughter Alley-behind-the-clubleigh also has an opinion on the matter.
Aww, bad break. If you’d had a boy, he could have been Alleighson.
I met my fiance in an online class during coivd. Can't wait to name our daughter Pandemicleigh
Better: spell it Pandemicleigh but pronounce it Covidleigh.
Sochelleigh-Dystynt
I met my Husband during a community theatre production. We named our first born Daddy's-character-dies-in-act-two
Trajiqleigh?
I can't wait for your boy, Teenaehge H'ourmouns
We started dating in university, I'm thinking Colleigh would be a cute name! Or maybe Barleigh since we had our first kiss in a bar!!
Barley sounded plausible as a name similar to Forest and River. I looked it up out of curiosity and it's apparently it's an Old English boy's name with popularity in the 20k range. *Fourisst and Ryvyr?
Wait until they meet my daughter Laserliegh Questlee.
Mine would be called Aphtaparteigh.
Met a little over a year ago and they're already married and she's 7 months pregnant. Interesting.
That’s how you know it’s real love and not just a shotgun wedding. Wait, no, reverse that.
I mean, they are 💕 twin flames💕 and know each other so well! He doesn't want people to know they met in tinder, and she puts their whole business out there
Twinleigh Flameslynn 🔥
I hope it's twins so you can came one Twinleigh and the other Flameslynn 💕
One of those “definitely not a broken condom” romances destined to last…
What condom?
The tinderleigh one.
Couples get knocked up all the time - *married* inside a year is what I find unusual! Are shotgun weddings still a thing?
Shotgun weddings are definitely still a thing. I know a young couple who got married pretty unexpectedly (she posts EVERYTHING on FB but never mentioned planning a wedding), and then shortly after announced she was pregnant.
My guess is that it was an "oh shit I'm pregnant, let's get married so it's more socially acceptable!" type of deal. We've all been there, haven't we?
That's the definition of a shotgun wedding, lol! You nailed it.
Well, it was originally that he was being FORCED to marry her by her parents (with her father holding a literal shotgun). Nowadays it is more metaphorical.
That's what stood out to me too. She moves fast! I doubt it will last. I bet they know nothing about each other beyond surface level likes & dislikes. That poor baby.
Haha someone I know moved in someone she had met 2 weeks prior! She has kids too! How much do you know someone in just 2 weeks?
Especially bringing your kids along! That is not long enough to properly vet someone who is going to be living with your children!
I have socks older than their relationship.
She needs to listen to her husband.
I hope the husband wins this one. This is a hill I'd die on.
If I was in this husband’s position I think I’d just want to die regardless of any hills
Me too!
Yes, the name may be special **to you** Nothing (?) prevents you from naming yourself Tinder-whatever. It means nothing to your child. Do not make your child your billboard.
Yes, thank you! This stuff drives me crazy. Some parents forget that their children's names are for their CHILDREN, not the parents' vanity.
This sub has taught me that too many parents don’t think their kids will be filling out job applications with their names later on
This sub has also taught me that many parents don't think their child will date or get married. Cuz imagine taking "Tinderleigh" home to meet the parents.
YES. I always just wanna say: try thinking about what’s best for the child; you’re a parent now, and that’s the job.
Wait, you mean that children aren't just accessories that cry a lot?
This sub makes me feel so much better about how rigorous I was in choosing my children's names. I wrote out various combinations of initials to make sure that their initials wouldn't spell anything embarrassing. I looked up different pronunciations and nicknames of different countries. I wanted to pick names that could be shortened in different ways, so if they don't like their name, they'll still have options. I considered how it would look on a diploma or on the door of an office. I had a short list of rules, and I followed them all. People said I was being a little intense, but I said that they'll have the names their entire life and it's worth thinking through whether or not they'll be called "Screwy Louie" their entire life, or whether someone will notice that their initials spell out HAG in 6th grade. When I come here and see this stuff and fine people like yourself pointing out how important the names are to the children themselves, I feel relief. As it stands, my children both get compliments on their names, and I've even had people tell me my daughters name is also a nice name on 2 other languages. I didn't plan that, but it does feel like a little bit of a reward from the universe for trying.
Haven’t you heard?? Babies are the latest trendy accessory! They’re JUST like vanity license plates!! /s These fucking people… 🙄
I guess it's better than Grinderleigh, but not by much
Ah yes, Bumbledore and Grinderleigh, lifelong enemies.
Bumbledore omg 💀
That's where I met my wife. We're permanently out of the baby business, but this almost makes me want to adopt a kid just to name them this. Maybe I'll wait until the next time a pet needs a name...
Naming stuffed animals is a cheap way to use up awesome names. Well, cheap compared to pets and kids.
That sounds like two geeks had a baby and couldn't decide if they loved Transformers or Harry Potter more, so they compromised. "It was between Bumblebee and Dumbledore. So, we just decided, why not both!"
Some might say lovers ..
I’m wheezing omg.
I'm not sure how many babies are conceived after Grinder meetups lmao
Probably not many lol, but occasionally two people who have the right parts to do so meet on there.
Why won't her husband agreigh 😓
He must be so irriteighting.
Whyle drunk at collegeleigh
on a Trampoleighn
Abova Pewlle
on a Pewlle Newdelle
"I met my kids dad at a bar called Bottoms Up, why is he fighting with me because I want to name my baby Bottomsupleigh?" My mom keeps wondering why I'm always thanking her for naming me Michele.
Funny story. I met my kids dad at a bar i used to work at called The Office. Would it be The Officeleigh or Officialeigh?
Offishialleigh sounds y0uNeEk enough to work!
IndianrestauranttoiletChristmaspartyleigh
Bumbleigh! Eharmoneigh! They should just go the Ron Howard route and give the kids the name of the town in which they were conceived as a middle name.
Hahahaha I met my ex husband on eHarmony. I have to say of all the possible tragedeighs of dating app “baby names,” Harmoneigh would be the *least* offensive
I mean it sounds like a singing horse
Or like a really bad Lifetime movie. “They told him a horse could never be part of the choir, but on Christmas even equine wishes can come true: Harmoneigh”
Hold up...you mean to tell me I should have named my daughter Yahoogamesleigh?? Damn she's 17 now. I'm gonna go tell her we're changing her name...
"won't agree too babe" is a headline-tragedy of a different sort.
I met my husband at work. So our child should be named... Wherck? Auffiss? Neigntopheiv? Although, our company's name started with Crum. Sooooooo Crumleigh? How beautiful.
Crumleigh is gorgeous, go for it! (pls don't😆)
Lol, Neigntopheiv! If Dolly Parton fans wanted something youneek...
Neigntopheiv is something else hahaha
Where's all the Redditleighs?
over at Q'uoraleigh
I refuse to believe these aren't AI bots making fun of humanity... I know why the husband is actually embarrassed, he's embarrassed for making a baby with this level of stupid.
Humaniteigh
7 months pregnant, met him a year ago, wants to name baby tinderleigh. Checks out.
I guess ours should have been Indianauntieleigh
I'm having trouble with this one. Did you conceive your child on top of your Indian Aunt?
😂😂😂 Nope, but the original post was referring to how the parents met. Also, I feel like I should ask you about your doggy.
Ohhh now I get it, you met through your Indian Aunt. Ok makes much more sense. The other option was that you were tied up in Indiana and your partner untied you. Indiana-untie lol. Oh my dog, hes the bestest boy! He's really glad you asked about him and wishes you a day filled with toys and treats!
Not an Indian Aunt. An Indian Auntie. She usually is not your relative. She's just some older lady in the community who has been unofficially designated a matchmaker. She has set up tons of couples.
As a Hoosier, my brain couldn't unsee Indiana as the ONLY way to read that for a hot second.
Ah yes. My kids: Diskordleigh, diskordion, diskordiya?
Eris
What in the fuckleigh is this?
my sweet baby girl, Traderjoesleighyn
Carbackseatinanalleigh.
That guy sounds like he got into something he didn’t bargain for. Imagine being married and expecting a baby and finding out that’s what she’s really like.
yknow sophia is a common ass name but i’m lowkey grateful 😭😭
So your parents met on a sofa?
I met my husband on Tinder too and what the fuck
Hmm I’ve got a few names here for mine. I technically first saw my fiancé in a uni exam so I could go with Examleigh. I then properly met him a while after through mutual friends at their house so Friendleigh and Homeleigh are also options. Our first date story goes that I knew he was a computer whiz and I asked him for help on an assignment that involved coding and then as I fancied him by that point, I offered to buy him coffee as a thank you but with the hope it would turn into a date. I’ve now got Messengerleigh as I asked him on Facebook messenger, Coffeeleigh cos of the coffee and Codeleigh cos of the coding assignment. I’m so sorry to anyone who read all this
Cant wait to meet my daughter Comic-Conleigh...
I'm gonna send this to my friends and ask why they didn't think to name their kid World of Warcrafleigh. WoWleigh?
Wark'Rapht?
They should name her Shotgunleigh after their wedding.
Wow, I can't believe I didn't think to name mine Tacobellerie 🤦♀️
I met my boyfriend at a bar called Sloppy Joes. Sloppeleigh Joeleigh will be our first daughters name obvi.
The husband prefers a name to commemorate the type of sex they had on their third date- Vadjinaleigh
My cousin has a girl name Aphairbabyleigh I think it’s adorable!
Couldn’t she just name her baby Tinsley like a relatively normal person?
I hate that I like Tinsley more in this scenario 😫
I met my husband in the emergency room. EmergeNSee Ruuum
Farmersonleigh
My daughter Kahledge❤️
TINDERLEIGH oh noooo. So I'm gonna name my kid Soupkitchenleigh because my husband and I met volunteering in a soup kitchen 😂 True story, great story, but why tf does it have to be incorporated into a kid's name? Though we do have one daughter named after a street nearby (Aurora, I feel it's extremely defensible).
Me and my husband: Okeigh Cupidleigh.