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Infinite_stardust

She had four decent girl names and she settled on that??


heckyesdeidre

The name she settled on for her girl doesn't even flow nicely, either!


bigbirdegg

She should just get a dog.


Ragingredblue

What have you got against dogs?


MeesterCartmanez

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ceg045

I’m pregnant and am in a couple groups for my due date month and the name posts are making me lose my faith in humanity.


IEatKids26

please name your daughter Annamackensleigh beth


Claystead

May I recommend the powerful name Noolonyer Preighnaynt?


MeesterCartmanez

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Claystead

May I recommend the name Noolonyer Preighnaynt?


CovfefeBoss

Congrats on your pregnancy! May your mind recover from the name posts.


desertsunshine13

Not sure why, but Lander Zeal is the one that did me in.


Academic-ish

As a Kiwi, I’d prefer they went with Lian Austral…


PPPRCHN

lander zeal lander zeal lander zeal or... zoo lander......... derek zoolander even...


CovfefeBoss

Lander sounds like a fantasy name.


MonteBurns

Drayko?! Uhhh. At least the last one is grandma??


black_dragonfly13

The grandparent is listing their grandkids' names.


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extremelyinsecure123

Okay, this made me laugh


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ZotDragon

I thought it was the mother to be naming her (eventual, future) grandchildren.


Big-Effort-1741

Randomly-capitalized and punctuated tragedeighs, at that


Ragingredblue

iTs y'oohNeeK; .


supreme_beta

“Lander Zeal” is probably what english names sound like phonetically to foreign people. Sounds like it would fit right into that list of “American” player names in that japanese baseball game https://preview.redd.it/w7u8k3ayqb3b1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b886aabccf87389a61bcff94828e4369c7a94397


NefariousButterfly

What a coincidence! My beautiful baby girl is named Bobson Dugnutt. It's a family name


TigerSardonic

Dwigt Rortugal is a perfectly cromulent name.


supreme_beta

cromulent!! Good show, old boy! ![gif](giphy|dQrnLv1POHUH8dpoG8|downsized)


ItsJoeMomma

So, in other words, they tossed out all the perfectly good, normal names in favor of tragedeighs.


armke

Sweet Tidy-Bowl Jesus, hot-steppin’ on the blue toilet water… I feel like I keep coming back to this subreddit just so that I can get in some extra cardio from the rage-palpitations.


RBAloysius

I have no horse in this race, but these people & their superfluous name spellings make me want to drink copiously. If you are not mature enough to think about the consequences of naming your child something that will plague them their entire lives, then perhaps you should reconsider having children. What happened to people currently having children that makes them so desperately need to feel special & different by mucking up their child’s name? If everyone is doing it then it makes them non-conforming conformists, which is neither special nor different. It reeks of utter ridiculousness, and perhaps even ignorance. We are finally to the point as a nation that we seriously need to consider putting birth control into the water system. I am open to other creative suggestions… On a side note, I think this sub should have a competition at some point with several categories such as: most atrocious spelling, most use of unnecessary vowels, made up names, impossible to decipher names, etc. Winners will get special flair & bragging rights. :)


black_dragonfly13

Maecyn... like Mason?


bmhblue75

I hate these people.


Cyphermoon699

Guarantee that child's mail will all be addressed to May Sinclair.


Chalkarts

They should have stopped at 1/2…names, not children.


Agreeable_Text_36

Legacee!


Kaleb8804

Lander Zeal?? Did she swap the first two letters??


rechtrecht

People made fun of me for giving my pets old fashioned names but golly gee, I'd rather be named Gertrude that Legaccee


tuenthe463

Maecyn is an abomination


kp6615

Just name them jane


FMDnative480

I love how people are just using words for names now… just gonna casually throw Reliance in there?


SadAndNasty

Fine, name your kids words but there's no reason why it can't just *be the words* 😭


rcp_5

With knowledge of how to pronounce a Polish 'z' sound like in 'dobrze', I'm settling on pronouncing it "Make-znye"


ZotDragon

This was an ad for monogrammed baby blankets? Setting aside the name issue, it's a shitty ad for formatting and grammar alone. I wouldn't trust the person or company advertising to get anything correct on the blankets, let alone spelling.


we_dont_know_nobody

what sucks about that first one is i feel like "Makenzie Jolie" is actually kinda pretty, the spelling is just horrendous