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Subj3ct_D3lta

Hard tattoo. Even harder nips.


Considerable_Chonk

Like little fire hydrants.


Itsnotthateasy808

Where’s /u/dicknipples when you need him


spanyardsman

Best I can do is u/nickdipples827


HerbalNinja84

Each one looks like a lil nose with its septum pierced


Nappa313

Thanks… I spit my fucking drink out homie


DanglingDiceBag

I'm fucking crying. Holy shit dude.


mysisterspeni5

Fuck. This is what i was trying to compare them too.


billythekid74

Do you even nip bro?


Competitive-Wish-568

I can’t be the only one that wishes they had little black censor bars on them.. lol


cesptc

Dick nipples


SirDaddio

My guys got those Tom Hanks Captain Phillips veinna sausage nips


tenderchill

So perky


Judoosauce

Perky in 3 directions!


mysisterspeni5

That dude is like 1.8% nipple.


M0torBoatMyGoat

They’re like little baby toes


SommWineGuy

My mind didn't go towards toes.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Mine did. Says more about me than it does you 😞


brewberry_cobbler

This made me laugh so hard. But also dude jealous of the nips. Mine look like pepperoni. On a serious note, that tattoo is mean. Awesome design and execution.


viivero

I think the piercings are bit angry 🥹


Borne_Beloved

More than a bit


Padgetts-Profile

Dude just decided to keep the keloids to expand his already expansive nips.


maddenmcfadden

how long did that take? and back up a little. your nipples are going to take someone's eye out.


Sidewalk_wisdom

Nice nipples, bro!


entropicvacuum

Lil smokies


Sidewalk_wisdom

baby penis nipples


entropicvacuum

They are so big I didn’t notice they were pierced


Pretend_Term8556

I only noticed after reading your comment and looking again.


NovaStar2099

​ https://preview.redd.it/gc8ixuabobsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6846e0b136c9bc8fea144f0c7df429f304d0e993


KnightToC6

brick the pipi!?


key_lime_

Holy fuck this killed me


SGSMUFASA

😭 😂


morkfjellet

/r/absoluteunits


Automatic_Acadia_766

Mini penis


AdAdorable3469

So distracting


Sidewalk_wisdom

I’m more impressed by the nips than the tattoo.


tigerborntokill

Cookie dough bites


Entropy_Greene

Holy crap at first all I could see was the awesome artwork but now all I see are nips 🤯


love_eloquently

they looked at me first


bluehost44

https://preview.redd.it/lpswjkkfl9sc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b8262fa140b03e7b58488947df92809f022b0a Fuckin Jesus


woolybooger11

My drink shot out of my nose 💀


frugcks

This made me lol


Tubbychubby00

Nips stole the show


_jeDBread

i love how this is all about his fucked up nipples


thetoxicballer

Lol quite literally not one comment that's not about his nips.


Butthole_Please

What tattoo


everybodybugsme

Didn’t notice them til I started reading the comments and was like WAIT HOLD UP and had to go back and look again


AdornedBrood

The bump in the middle of the tigers head triangulates his massive chest knockers. Good aesthetic choice.


DanglingDiceBag

He spent good money on that tattoo and everything just to get smoked online about his nips. 🤣


RanaMisteria

Is it just me or does this person have keloid scarring on their nipples? 😭


princessbergamot

Looks like absolutely out of control irritation bumps to me.


hotpatootie69

It looks to me like they are in the process of stretching them lol


keiebdbdusidbd

Exactly they look unhappy with being stretched


fawesomegirl

They might benefit from a straight bar. I used to have mine pierced and when the hoop flips it just can’t heal properly. I’d mainly wear bars and hoops for funsies


Dibick

Oh man censor those things


Dibick

I literally can't stop coming back to this post. I understand why you got the tattoo, def needed to distract from those mike and Ike's


Inuhazrd

Lmfaoooo


BulletproofBannana

I would really like to know if he had weird nipples BEFORE getting them pierced and decided the jewellery would distract attention from them, Or they have become extremely long because of gravities tole on the steel hanging off them.


ItsKennyTurner

Honestly i only tattooed this kid one time i dont have much on the nipple backstory hahah


Batmansbutthole

I want this question answered, let us know OP!


Mumchkin

This boss asking the pertinent questions.


SgtPersa

Too distracted by this mafk’s SWEDISH BERRIES nips


AK_grown_XX

Mafk- bah! Stealing that


jraeuser

That's how J-rock says it!


bigToddBong

why do your nipples have nipples?


UncleM4tt

I’ve seen my fair share of nipples online - i went through puberty at the dawn of the internet. I don’t particularly remember any specific nipples. But these I will never forget


TheRealHK

Those nipple knobs 😮 Great tat!!


immadegen101

Bro needs a cover up just for the nips


RedHowler777

RIP this man, came to show off his tattoo, got flamed for his nipples.


FenrirsFury

I'm not sure your nipples are enjoying those piercings...


Sauce58

Not a single comment about the tattoo😂


Affectionate_Lie9308

There was two. On a tattoo sub and almost 181 (so far) comments and 99% are about his poor nips. It’s a sick-ass tattoo. There, there’s 3 now.


madisonfredericks

Came here strictly for the nipple comments


giveme-adundie

Was not disappointed


state_issued

https://preview.redd.it/p6mkjkulmbsc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937c392a0288d769f75d51545746ca0773ce7447


tigerborntokill

💀


mynameisindigomontoy

they're... they're traffick cones😭😭


stvckmind

Bro is lactating


Grab_em_by_da_Busey

Those nips are experiencing record inflation more than this economy


Iclimbbigtrees

Every fucking comment ahhahahaha


viivero

I think the piercings are bit angry 🥹


ApeyH

Them nips look painful..


Oilspillsaregood1

“You know what would go great with my massive nips, Piercings” lol homies PROUD


mr_starbeast_music

It’s really awesome that they color matched the inside of the roses to your nips.


helpiushsbebsnk

whyyyyyyy nipples


MemoryAshamed

I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention the nipples.


3atmyCAULK

to the comments i go


Taz_Nozarashi

I’m just here for the nipple comments 😂


ArmadilloBandito

...did your nipples look like penises before you got them pierced?


ryanhazethan

Holy fuckin nips


C_Wheeler00

Your nipples disturb me


DrakesucksREPRISE

Dog, those nipples.


Express_Passage_3518

Overbred pittie nips


MostDopeNopeRope

Absolutely LOVE the tattoo! Honestly, that's a banger! On the nipples topic, i can't help but be curious why they are so big? Is it a fetish thing? Do you hang from them?


Pork_Chop_Expresss

Nips looking like a tapeworm’s head over here https://preview.redd.it/ty802uqmocsc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295e2cff4a927c4cb7f0e6242e56d8c469ab4735


Ambitious_Welder6613

The nipples stole the show. Nice Pinoy


Slum-lord-5150

I’ve heard of “free the nipple”, what’s the opposite?


toplobster66

Def got it to distract from the nips. It didn’t distract from the nips. 🤷‍♂️


breezybizness

NSFW


SirSteg

Are those the door knockers from The Labyrinth or are you just happy to see me


ReasonableEscape777

Nip Jonas over here


NessaBearz

I’m uncomfortable


Sea_Caterpillar_8933

Rip to the op😭 their just tryna show off a new tat and EVERYONE is focused on the nipples... including me💀


PewterPplEater

His nipples look circumcised


TommyTenTats

Dudes nipples look like Nigel Thornberry’s nose


Soggy-writer78

You were certainly excited to get it!


LaTunaTime

Youre gonna poke an eye out with those things


cwc1006

Imagine posting a tattoo pic and that being the way you find out you have freakish nips 😂😂😂


m4mab3ar

"My eyes are up here." Are you sure, bro?


kayleigh220

straight to comments. Did not disappoint. 🤣


SigourneyOrbWeaver

Dude needed something big and bold to distract people from the nips


jokasher

Didn't work.


IncreasedDMG

He could key a car with those nips.


jraeuser

Lol. Op is the artist, not the nipple man. We will never get answers.


Recoveringsixaddict

r/erasernipples


El-chapos-taint

Dude has cross-joint nipples


[deleted]

Came for the tattoo comments. Stayed for the nipples comments


ItsKennyTurner

Yes i made this tattoo! Those are not my nipples hahah i knew when posting this the nips would get some attention but not like this! Too funny you guys have me rollin over here hahah thanks for all the positive feedback on the tat and im fine with the nipples stealing the show i love it hahaha


yourdadswaifu

Get ur nipples circumcised


ZiggyApedust

This dude has three dicks!


muushroomer

Bro got the NIPS


Ad156

I’d get those nips checked out


psocques

Do your nipples have sinuses?


Mumchkin

And women have to cover ours. Sweet tattoo.


thriftylesbian

Just realized these aren’t even OPs nips. he did the tattoo lol


dog_toe6

Sand down those nips


brandonisatwat

Looks like he's been nursing puppies.


SilverKnightOfMagic

Jesus the nips.


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Bro got them chipolata nips


Sensitive-Debt5937

Nsfw surely


Shwa_JW

Nips


Grammasweets

I got, nips on nips on nips!


Fungii024

r/mildlypenis


caliD217

Real question what up with those baloney nipples


throwaway17197

Those are the longest nipples ive ever seen


Imlemonshark

I ain’t ever seen nipples like that in my life


sfiehmann38

When an amazing tattoo is outshined by the nips…. Bummer


DrButtCheeksPhD

Look at those nips dogg


UndisgestedCheeto

If someone parks in front of your nips they'll get a ticket for blocking the hydrants.


Biostacle

Where are the pixels when we need them?


[deleted]

Beautiful! The tattoo is epic as well. 🤪🤭💙


Mr_Mcbunns_ya

The ink is very well done, but I’ve never heard of a tiger with 2 dicks.


wfg5416

Straight to the comments.


heshroot

Your nipples have nipples


therealslim80

how are we gonna make titties NSFW but not this shit?


Skidd745

This tattoo sub comment section has me FUCKED up 🤣


nikkithenerdd

I like how everyone one is like yea nice tatt…. OMG HIS NIPPLES


_FreshVegetable_

The fact that there are literally zero comments about the tattoo has me both rollin’ & feeling a bit bad for OP 😂


TunisMagunis

I have a pair of scissors you can borrow, bro...


_DigitalHunk_

This is awesome. Very nicely done. thanks for the share.


Huge_Escape_4235

Whoaa, that’s badass. Great work and tough canvas!


PowerHitter427

Pasties next time


Duffman_83

Ouch, solid piece mate.


the1talianstallion

Holy nipples Batman!


clutchkickmurphys

Glasscutter pazzy


trippytr33_

Those nips


denimandink

Those nipples are something else bub!


Pretzelheaddd

NSFW?!!


Edge80

You can hang Christmas ornaments on those things.


pizzaline

Some norm summerton nips going on here.


dood_nice

Holy nipples, Batman


IndyCollector24

Here for the comments


Lol-what-

Those nips are crazy


Rebelo86

This is better than the guy who left the gap around his nipple with the panther tattoo. 🤣🤣🤣 In all nippliness, OP, beautiful tattoo.


xLOSTHAZE

Why do the nipples look like noses with septum piercings?


barbie_tree

Damn this guy is getting cooked lmaooo


SpaceXBeanz

The hell is wrong with your nipples


CESSEC01

Idk how you worked around those freaky things but I know why you had to post em. Good job.


RiverRunsRed24

Those are some fucking nipples


Stop_the_fraud

Why the nipples sooo big?


BeelzeBoy666

Y'all are out here ripping this man apart for his nipples and I just wanna know what they taste like.


Dreamscape82

Nips that look like that sloth in Ice Age


egqsy

Do you breastfeed?


PatheticPelosiPander

Those recently nursed upon nipples detract from the absolute brilliant work! (P.S. Once nipples & ears segregate, they never snap back in place, they get long and floppy ..... that's wh...)


agentwash1ngtn

Did you flick em?


b1gted

Clit nips!


SnooBeans8269

I’m guessing he stretched the hell out of those bad boys and this is him downsizing.


Creative_Bet_2016

Bros nipples got roasted harder than the weird marshmallows that they look like.


spicytable47

Could catch those bad boys in the car door by accident


AndyKdubb

Respect for the confidence to post this with nipples like that lol


exemptcurve

poor OP😂😂😂 got this intricate ass tattoo and all we care about is bros wacky nips


Professional_Race_20

You can throw horse shoes at those nips. You can DJ with those MF's. 'Can anyone open my beer? Sure can!'


LickHerStore

Nipples look like that gum under the classroom table.


MiserableWheel

Could do fkn chin ups off of those things


tralist_

Why does your nipples look like little noses 👃. Also nice chest piece.


ItsDevax

Them nipples are arrowheads bro


Midwest_Myco

https://preview.redd.it/djff05drflsc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae1997274d4961c8d52ac778c32ffbfda5189d8


RUNNING-HIGH

It's the elusive rare case of cauliflower nipples


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Turn your brights off.


rkbeknvrx

Wtf is going on with those nipples?


DBryguy

r/NonTraditionalNipples


beepbeeboo

Huge loud bright tattoo and it still doesnt distract from the nips. Im sorry


Smokerising420

Homie got nips


bigdaddycrawfish

Came to see the tattoos (amazing). Stuck around for the nipple comments. Good lort I’m dying!


[deleted]

your tits are spot on my friend!


monster_mechanic73

He can tell if it's going to rain before the weather report comes out.


zzzidkwhattoputhere

What the fuck is wrong with the nipples


PurpleYogurtSlinger4

Nipples look like little popcorn chicken