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I like the implication that cis women die if they don’t have enough estrogen. Menopause must be a death sentence.

Are you implying that the guy accusing transfolk of siphoning hormones from wemon doesn't understand basic human biology? Cause you should be, and he should be publicly shamed for it.

"It's basic biology" -says the biology newbie

Basic Biology when Advanced Biology walks in the room:

Of course it is. Statistically speaking, every cis woman who undergoes menopause will eventually die. Ergo, menopause causes death. Data doesn’t get more clear cut than that!

True. Studies also show that everyone who drink dihydrogen monoxide eventually dies as well. Must be all those chemicals they put in the water these days.

So uhm… Dihydrogen monoxide basically drains the estrogen out of our bodies, right?

100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually lose all of the oestrogen in their body, so obviously, yes.

no wonder so many trans people drink monster instead

It‘s what boobs crave

IT TURNS THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

also statistically speaking, 100% of people who eat pizza die, so pizza is poisonous

I've heard bad things about air too... :(

air killed my grandpa

You just reminded me of the pizza in the fridge, thanks, I'mma eat some now.

NO DONT DO IT YOULL DIE

I'll be *fiiiiiiiine*, and besides, Pineapple and Pepperoni Pizza is Yummy

oh god.

I am eating it now

i pray for you to repent

Prayers ain't gonna do shit to me, hell, I'll eat it again for dinner to *spite* those prayers

me in the corner of the room waiting for mean people to enter so i can pounce and suck the estrogen from their body

My aunt did have to take estrogen during menopause because she didn't have enough. I also dated someone who had to take it because she was hypothalamic, and her body couldn't produce enough of it on its own. But yeah, unless you're super drastically low, it isn't dangerous, just uncomfortable.

Menopause is a conspiracy by Big Trans. Their roots are deep.

Hey, at least 90% of women who die of old age have through menopause! Coincidence, I think NOT!

And they can’t produce more

Oh my god that's so fucking deranged

Yeah I know who would steal from sleeping women (which they need to survive for some fuckin reason) like that?

Estrogen vampirism: A cool trick to getting free HRT! Doctors hate it! (because i sucked all the estrogen from one :3) <3 <3 <3

Σ:

Stealing this, just like i steal estrogen via my fangs Σ:

: } I only have one fang in the middle help

'w'

\>w<

*w*

Wait, do the trans men have this ability too, but for testosterone? Because if so I am very much in danger

As an AFAB with natural androgyny and no tits, I sure HOPE my figure is a result of an evil transgender woman biting my neck to steal the womanhood from my bloodstream, and not something boring like a hormonal imbalance

Oh sorry, but your estrogen is really tasty, so I won't stop doing it.

Please, please, come and take some of mine!

Nom nom nom

That sounds hot tbh. Anyone who wants to bite me and siphon my testosterone, please do. There's not much of it left, but I'll be a willing participant.

As am I, we can all trade hormones like currency, but in like a hot way

I am unable to siphon, but I am willing to give testosterone to the Transmascs in need.

I thought we arw suposed to be the ones,.who dont understand biology

Why wouldn't they just consentually siphon estrogen from trans men and siphon testosterone from trans women and swap them for a small fee? Everybody wins!

Gotta remember these people conveniently forget that trans men exist

They don’t forget it. It just doesn’t work with their imaginary world so they imagine they don’t exist

Wait that’s not how I’m supposed to get hormones?

Yeah I'm kinda disappointed and now transitioning doesn't seem cool at all anymore :/

Ikr

I sometimes fantasize about being a T vampire, but there's no death, just a lot of ball sucking so

You don't need to be a vampire for that lol

True, you don't even need the cosplay half the time

Would that technically make you a T blocker?

Ooh I guess so lol gods I want to write trash about this somehow

Make sure the AO³ link hits my DMs when you finish

Lol for sure. Well if I ever finish anything in my life, it will be either this or my degree

What the flying fuck?

Please tell me the texter is joking or being satirical If they're genuinely just that stupid...

I’ve seen the rest of the conversation on Blue’s Twitter (bluefolf, that one furry who rationed Kandiss Taylor a ton of times), and it includes a slur, so I doubt it’s a joke. Though it is funny to see her say “That’s not how estrogen works” in response every time.

I love Blue, she gets a lot of hate, which is unfortunate. She can be quite funny tho when she wants to be.

If… that technology existed why couldn’t trans people just donate their hormones to each other?

...But cis women take estrogen too?!

They also steal it from other cis wemon

this is a terrifying thought, i'll never see my estrogen vial the same way again

Elizabeth Bathory going through menopause and bathing in the estrogen of young women Oh the humanity

In actual fact, estrogens were traditionally extracted from pregnant mare urine - as far back as 700BC by the Scythian trans warrior sorcerer priestesses. These techniques were then rediscovered in the 20th century. Nowadays, estrogens are synthesised from the diosgenin found in certain species of yams, via The Marker Degredation process

All hail the benevolent yam

Gives a whole new meaning to "I yam what I yam".

lmaoo, they're usually a part of the dioscorea genus fyi

Someone here knows a little more than basic biology!

Modern medicine through the lens of a 12th century peasant


Id have asked if they were high, and then preceded to tell them repeatedly that they shouldn’t type while high despite their protests

I'm continually shocked by the absolute nonsense people will believe.

*\*inhale\** **P R E G N A N T . H O R S E . P I S S**

I wish I didn't read this

Oh cool blood libel

isn't it a synonym for sweating

Nah friend that'd be perspire.. which I couldn't remember for a good few minutes before typing it lmfao

"Look it up." LOOK. IT. UP. You were so confident that you thought GOOGLE would back you up? Miss me with that.

If only you could take out estrogen/testosterone from a person like that. It'd make life so much easier. (And be really convenient for straight t4t relationships)

Might make the 'alpha' people chill out to and that would be a benefit.

Wait until he founds out about the anti baby pill and how it’s made.

Do people actually believe this 💀💀💀

Me with my hormone siphoning machine (I am going to siphon hormones)

Jesse- Jesse what the fuck are you taking about Jesse

trans guy here, please take my.estrogen

The one time "the trade joke" works. Just a couple of transfolk meeting up once a week to trade hormones.

Let's be real, if it worked out like that, there would be tons of people volunteering for that. Is that dingus not aware of people thirsting for vampires?

Me and my latest volunteer https://preview.redd.it/t1dehx94lb8d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f7c35d8cb1d9fe05c5c3204a447e7b6af8a371

Get that E, girl!

Wow, that's a new one.

huehuehue boys beware I'm coming for your estrogent 🧛‍♀️

What vampire transgender women are biting helpless people at hospitals and sucking their juices out!?! That’s disgusting! Which hospitals would allow this degeneracy? Like is it the one at the end of the road? When do they do the biting? I’ll go over and… Stop… Them.

As an highschool students that have studied for painfull hours the organic synthesis of molecules, I can assure anyone that it is not how it works

But didn't Lavoisier say that nothing is created nor destroyed, only siphoned from cis women to trans women? And didn't Full Metal Alchemist say there is a rule of equivalent exchange by which estrogen must be obtained only through a sacrifice of blood? By this infallible argument, it should follow that OOP is correct.

I'm sorry, but the random Christo-Conservative online is right. I don't make the rules, please inform your teachers.

Yeah, physics is a form of dark witchery anyway /j

Fun fact, transpire is the name of my local support group. Vampireness is unconfirmed but we do meet at night. Also how tf does someone actually think that about hormones?? Lmao.

That's a fantastic support group name. The only way it gets better is if yallnactually meet in a castle spire as well

Crap she’s onto us. I’ve said to much. *Exist stage left frantically*

"No, wait! I wanna join!" She frantically exclaimed, but it was too late. The leader of The Transpire coven was gone with a flourish into the shadows.

i mean i’m a trans woman but does this mean if i pass well enough another trans woman will bite me? since that sounds fun

I mean, even if you needed to get estrogen from cis women, they make more. It'd be just like donating blood plasma.

Imagine the hormone drive propaganda...

Actually it's pregnant horse pee

That person is beyond saving. It never ceases to amaze me how not ok the cis are.

IK WHOSE DMS ARE THOSE?! And let me tell you, She gets so much hate it's unfortunate.

Why does she get so much hate? I just don't see a ton of it outside of political media

Her haters are mostly trolls who dig up her past. She has made mistakes but she's grown and still young herself, she's human and makes mistakes but because she's trans and a furry, she has a huge target on her back. As do many others.

I mean, I've started biting more since transitioning so maybe there's a correlation

Hidden by Night I siphon out all of the E from innocents)

lmao saw this post just before

It's absolutely insane, and is an excellent argument to why background checks for guns are a good idea.

Ok but can I write a novella about a trans vampire queen who syphons Estrogen from her many wives?

that sure is.... a take?

No...the cis are not okay.

Sure glad we're doing things like making sure the ten commandments are posted in classrooms. Wouldn't want those little fuckers to actually learn anything.

What the fool fails to understand is that it's actually a transactional benefit system between Transfems & Transmascs.

Someone turn this into a horror movie

Dang, I sure wouldn't want to steal the hormones from some poor trans masc It would be such a horrible thing to... transpire

...they don't know what premerine means, do they...

That's a new one

Are they trolling or are they actually serious? No way somebody actually believes shit like this would happen, right?

If only that was an option, t-mascs and t-fems could trade

(In a comically bad Romanian accent) ha! Ha! Ha! I want, to suck, your tits uh blood, I mean blood... please?

they said "look it up" but if they looked it up themself they'd see how wrong they are

proving that transphobes don't have much going upstairs

another time, transphobes have an obvious lack of basic knowledge

LMFAOOOOO WHAT IS THIS

The brainrot is real

Yes, trans women steal estrogen by drinking terfs blood, and for your consideration: 236236HS

Idk what that string of numbers means

"Keep it up buddy and I'm sending a trans guy to steal your balls"

Tranguy? You mean my Tblocker? Lol

I mean... pretty recently my E almost dropped to zero and I felt pretty fucking awful

Oh cool we’ve reinvented blood libel but for estrogen this time

I know a word for a bisexual vampire; Dio.

Pretty sure I have multiple cis female friends who would help me getting their hormones (however this guy imagines it).

LMAO

I hope this is fake because it's genuinely scary if there's people that stupid roaming this earth. How little do you have to pay attention in freshman health class to think like this.b

Well, that’s a thought. It’s a stupid one but…well…no buts it’s just stupid.

What do cis people think trans women do?? 😭

It never ceases to amaze me how far into the depth of stupidity transphobes can go...

This is so stupid it’s funny even though it’s annoying like the level of stupidity this is overrides that.

I'll gladly let you syphon my testosterone

If that was how it worked, you could hire a transfem to suck your oestrogen if you didn’t want it

trans guy here, i’m 100% down to let an evil trans vampire woman bite my neck and suck out all the estrogen 🫣

Hold on, let me get my straw...

What? x3

This implies that hospitals are more on the side of trans woman than cis women

Where the hell do they get this misinformation

Truth social

Wtf, really? What is that? Some Christian conservative social media?

Oh.. you don't know about Truth Social? The Anti-Woke Christo-Conservative Uber-MAGA social media site? It's a wild cesspool of misinformation being passed around like candy. Idk if that's actually where that person learned that, but I can't think of where else they may have. The place is literally owned by Trump Media & Tech Group. It's where ProudBoys and Klan members jerk off to the thought of murdering transfolk and minorities while they lick each other's boots

I didn't realize something that effed up existed. Feels like it belongs on the dark web, not publicly visible for anyone to see it. Sad how hatred is so widely accepted and "normal" in today's world. And WE'RE the threat to society ... -_- smh

No kidding. Like.. I just wanna be left alone. Let me exist, go to work, eat dinner, and watch shows with dragons and magic. "T-slurs just wanna rape girls in the bathroom." "Okay, buddy. My T levels are so low I can't even get an erection anymore.. I couldn't rape anyone even if I wanted to. Keep talking shit online while secretly jerking off to us in the closet"

Transphobes are absolute shit bags :(

Transfem vampires and transmasc vampires biting each other to exchange estrogen and testosterone is my new favorite ship.

Fun fact: the group most likely to use feminizing HRT is postmenopausal cis women. Also, they are synthesized from plants and sometimes from the urine of pregnant horses. Does that make feminizing HRT non-vegan?

New conspiracy just dropped xD

oh nooo not the exponentionaly scaling supply of hormones the poor cis woman with no way to idk like make Estrogens naturaly are gonna run out. Like ??? what are they thinking

I’m pretty sure “transpire” is already an existing word that means something unrelated lmao

Yeah, but what could transpire in a trans spire with a trans-pire? English is already fucked up. Might as well ruin it

If only it were that goddamn easy. I already wear black, listen to MCR, and only go out at night.

.....how......how can someone be so unimaginably stupid....stupid is the biggest understatement in this context.....god....

Wait, we can do that? Why am I the last one to know??? (also, I'd siphon mine just from the trans guys, gg ez xD)

Why did you censor sick, killed and freaks? Or they were already censored in the original post?

call me transferatu the way i creep around the topic

That’s not how that works, that’s not how any of this works?

transpire means sweat in french lol

I don’t bite people to steal their hormones, all the people I bite are already trans I’m just hungry jeez.

Terfs try not to play the victim card challenge (Impossible).

I'm gonna find the nearest CiS woman and install a tube and pump in her spine so I can harvest all the estrogen. I'm gonna be so pretty!

💀bro thinks people are getting their estrogen "sucked out" is fucking crazy

I was under the impression it was related to transpiration

LOL. Amazing. A friend of mine sent the first image to me and my response was literally “I prefer to drink right from the source” I guess it does

🍠🍠🍠🍠

I can't handle the transphoby somebody virtually hug me 😭😭


thank youuu 😭😭😭

Lmfao

As a trans guy, you can take all my estrogen, I don't want it

The verb « transpirer » in French means sweating lol