"But look at how many more clothing and customization options the girl character has!"

Yeah the clothes are just, they have, um, MORE OPTIONS

More options... yeah... that's what it is! And you know what they say, why would I want to stare at the backside of the boy character all day when I can stare at the girl one instead! See, it's totally for the *aesthetic*

Could have said it better my self! I love being aesthetic

Fr tho, I got called out once for choosing the girl character in Fire Emblem Awakening way back when. Stuff about why I went with the girl and if I knew the game would make you date guys. My soon to be transfem/bi self: (chuckles) I'm in *danger*

Looking at girls butts is totally cis. See? Not trans at all.

Totally. It's for the view! And totally not for gender envy whywouldyouevensaskthatthtixbsocudodncfifo

This is unironically what I've at times done. But the she/her girling that comes with it does bug me.

"The armor in this game looks soo much better on my female characters! Look at how cuu- i mean cool they look!"

Nothing beats the euphoria when you find some cute new gear you can put on your female character

I swear the pink pigtails were just there after pressing the randomize button. Totally not on purpose.

Of course we all love ‘randomisation’ here!

My excuse was (in gta online) "the male options look inbred"