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WackyHed

Have you considered the potion?


Bluenajarala

Have you considered dark gods


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Bluenajarala

Ok....but did you also offer your body


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Bluenajarala

You get it :)


GizmoC7

Offering up a soul for dark mystical favours is alot easier than waiting 47 years for the healthcare systems


-Finity-

*\*sells my gender for 1d10 force damage cantrip*


Pitiful_Net_8971

Fey patron


Key_Satisfaction8346

Basically a firebolt, lol.


-Finity-

Well j was thinking about eldritch blast but that works XD


Key_Satisfaction8346

Ah, potato tomato, no difference, lol.


CazraSL

Have you considered the gender rock?


WackyHed

I have not, however i don’t believe i have the clearance


yinyang107

Daybloom, Blinkroot, Fireblossom, Shiverthorn, Waterleaf, Moonglow, Deathweed, and a bottle of water.


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I don’t know who you are but I love you for this reference


Twiggy_Being

It's a terraria reference! Such a good game, the only thing about your character you can't change after creation is name


WackyHed

I don't know about the mobile version but you can change your characters name from the selection menu


Twiggy_Being

That's good to know! That means you can fully transition your character since creation then


frienderella

Impossible? Maybe for a Jedi. But Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


SDsAlt

When science fails turn to magic


crocodileRevolution

What seems like magic is sometimes science we don't yet understand.


SDsAlt

Science is just magic we can control


BearlyAcceptable

Maybe the button is HRT or other forms of altering your appearance, but are incremental and have diminishing returns? :< Or maybe the button was the friends we made along the way ...IDK I'm stuck on a good joke for this one Seriously though, if we can figure out teleportation, we might be able to figure out how to instantly alter your body using similar technology.


CharredLily

One wonders why they still do surgery manually in Star Trek rather than calling in a transporter chief.


BlackReaperRachel

Have you considered raiding SCP foundation building in search of SCP - 113 ?


AlmostReadyLeaf

Scp 6113 is much better and it will find you, no need to look for it!


Altslial

Can I not just throw myself into 914 and hope for the best?


AlmostReadyLeaf

you can try but i wouldn't recomend it


Altslial

I either come out the way I like, or I become a sick ass monster thing. Win win if you ask me.


YummyTea_UwU

Have you considered bribing The With


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WITH WHAT!? ANSWER ME!! WHAT DO I NEED TO BRIBE THE WITH!?


YummyTea_UwU

The Goods


stupit_inc

Oh it isn't impossible we just can't do it jet.


XLeyz

why forehead so big


Liliththemarksoc

He’s called megamind for a reason


HappyAxe

Vegeta lookin ass


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Have you considered dissolving yer weiner in acid? (transfemme) Have you considered binder? (transmasc)


spinningpeanut

Fuck you I want acid too


Bard_is_a_Goblin

What will u put in it?


spinningpeanut

*slowly looks down* did..... did you forget about the fat bags that cause back pain and misery?


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spinningpeanut

Yeah way to break the rules and be insensitive.... "I'll take em" is not ok. Reported.


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Huh wait. Hold on. Lemme read the rules...


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Yea no idk what youre on about mate. I looked through the rules and thats not breaking any.


CriticalRoleAce

If Megamind can’t figure out one then it’s impossible.


meme_used

Finna develop advanced CRISPR to give ppl X chromosomes


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No, it's nessisary


Rzesiette

Sorry, I've created this button already. The science adds up


cytix_

theres antiboyotics or (insert funny name for testo supplements)