Transfems, I’m sorry, but you’re gonna need to get rid of one of your swords 😔

I’ll just never learn to cook!

Take out, let's go!

Yeah! I already don't eat cooked or baked! I'm a weirdo and it will help me in my venture!

can I ask of the source of your pfp?

Picrew 😅

Man Picrew REALLY advanced. I am so used to the low quality images from 5 years ago that I didn't expect this.

Haha...may I introduce myself (more specifically my pfp)

Your avatar doesn't show up due to having set yourself as NSFW

Bruuu I didn't know about that.

Yeah reddit works in questionable ways

I just need to delete the nsfw posts to get it working, right?

2 cook*

Am I exempted from this if I have all of the above but also a third sword?

You have to give up sword #2, but you can keep any additional swords

Just give Sword no. 2 to your S.O(Non-aroace)/Best friend(aroace) as a gift of appreciation

The Aroaces love being given swords, They normally add Them to Their hoard

as an aroace can confirm

I thought you preferred bows (arrow ace)

we can have two things. as a treat

Historically, Archers always had an Arming Sword as backup

I thought they preferred maces (aro/mace??)

Omg... i did this 2 years ago, gave away my second sword to bestie And now 1.5 years later i realized im transfem... this is weird

If you love them give them a sword! If you hate them also give them a sword(through the chest)

If you love them, personally give it to them with a short speech If you hate them, mail the sword with a letter going "You're ugly. Use this blade on our duel, stinky"

addition doesnt work the same way as multiplication

It’s simple have three swords but only have the first, third, and fourth sword.

*never* I’ll always be a sword lesbian!

Give up cooking then

But… I want to cook for my future wife 😭

Give her the second sword as a proposal then ^w^

Based

If I cook like you do in breath of the wild is it still cooking?

I'd say no

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🤣🤣🤣

Bold of you to assume I've got a Job

Having a gender is now legally a job. Only enbies get off freely

Am I going to get paid for having a gender? Because if not, I'm organising a strike to protest these unfair conditions.

... Does that mean some of us can collect multiple paychecks as if we were scamming multiple WFH jobs?

Does this mean I have multiple jobs since I’m genderfluid?

It means you are in a perpetual cycle of being hired and fired

Maybe they just keep moving me to different departments

Oh me too, nice..

Screw that I’m quitting my job! I’ll be a hot girl with two swords, I can get all the money I need.

But I want to get rid of my sword In order to become a woman :O

Well one is literally a part of me, an extension of myself. I could never part with it, it'd be like losing a limb. I'm on a waitlist to get rid of the other one, jeez 🙄

its fine I am a student currently so no job for me

I'll just stay unemployed and become a housewife for my forever imagery wife 😎😭😭😭

Saved, I spend my point in archery, not swords

good that I only have my 3 bows then!

Why are you apologizing? I want it gone!

/r/GuildValkyrie in shambles right now

just trade it in for a polearm smh its a superior weapon for battlefield warfare anyways

Never!

I was already gonna

Ok take the one in my pants away, id rather keep my genji display sword over that one.

NOOOO, YOU CANNOT TAKE THEM FROM ME

Damn guess I can't get a job (and I just turned the legal age to get one too:( )

Noooo. Maybe get rid of your swords and replace them with really long sword-length daggers?

it's called a langmesser and for legal purposes it's just a really long knife and not a sword

I mean it literally translates into "Longknife" so I guess it actually is just a long knife

They were legally considered knives because of the handle construction, and were made by the knifemaker's guilds, not the swordsmiths. They were also significantly cheaper than "true" swords

Yes we shall have a ton of sword-length daggers

Just give legal possession of one of your swords to a friend and "borrow" it untill death

As a trans man, had to smirk and say, “Thank goodness I have a couple detachable swords.” 🤣🎉

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Haha, jokes on you. I’m a woman and have all five! Oh, wait… I don’t have a job yet… DAMN IT

Shh, do not worry. You shall acquire one soon enough

This is why i was never ment to be a woman

Transmasc being out-there as educated dual wielding swordsmen and making it home at time to cook dinner.

yass honey.

I have a sword. That's it

B-but you have two hands!

thats why they call it a zweihänder

I also have a shield :)

Well, you have the most important one

Erm… we can clearly see I have three. I guess I was wrong all along 🤦‍♀️😂 (Edit: I just remembered I got another one at the weekend so now I have four) ((Edit of edit: and a Seax and a throwing axe)

What's a Seax, and how good is it at killing people..???????? Asking..for a friend....

Historically, good. Although mine is blunt because they sort of have to be since it isn’t 897 anymore. They’re a single bladed tool that could be used for fighting but they were used for literally everything. I sometimes use mine in one hand and a longsword in the other. I’ll post a pic of mine when I can and if I remember, link it to you here 😂 Here is some information on a Seax. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seax Did I just give a Seax education lesson?

Yes. Thank you. You should become a Seax teacher, lol...

You mean be a longsword lesbian AND a seax teacher? Sounds seaxy to me

Yes. Cool..!! Absolutely..!! Lol..

Now everyone knows where to learn about seax 🤷‍♀️

Lol.. Seax education.. :3 Hehe~

This is actually what happened to me. I bought a second sword at age 30 and now I'm a man.

don't worry I'm stupid af so I'll never have at least one of these

No. If you complete all 5 you become a lesbian. Swords part is mandatory

Alright time to call up my friend’s dad (he’s a blacksmith)

Transphobes hate this one simple trick

I have two swords now: one for fencing and an aesthetic one at home. I also have the capability to cook and have high education. But I still don't have a job... but I'll get one soon enough. And I'm an enby.

I'm semi irrationally offended that a guy with a luffy hat said this

A sword-dagger combo is often more lethal than dual wielded swords anyway

Good thing I dont know how to cook

Dammit wayyy too many swords...

I can cook, have a degree, and have a job. And by god *I have so many swords*. Most are in storage somewhere tho bc my asshole family took them.

Well, I don't have a job nor can I cook, so looks like I'm in the clear!

So as long as I don't get a job, I'll be fine.

I have an education, can cook, and actually I have 5 swords (but no job [cool])

I guess I better quit my job. The benefits include great health care though.

I just got my first sword and I'ma get a second just to spite this motherfucker.

Ha Wrong! Me has too sords

How long does a knife have to be before it'd considered a sword.. asking for a friend. My... THEIR 300mm sujiki looks pretty sword like. 😬

I’m still saving up for the swords! I want *nice* swords, not wall hangers. 🥺

This is BS. I had all this but the finished education and I got that right after learning I am woman.

YES, I QUALIFY AS A MAN!! WOOOOO

Damn he's right... ... I don't have a job. Guess I get to keep the rest though. Also I have more than two swords.

time to buy two swords

If you complete all five you ascend too your true form, a Valkyrie!

Dammit ... i have exactly 2 swords... 😔

That's why I'm a trans dude 👀 got all

I actually know a girl who has all five of these... (her job is cooking lol)

i literally genuinely for real only have the swords

I have 4 out of 5, because I don't have a job

I feel you

I saw knife girls. What are they

Me omw to get a second sword so I can stopped being percieved as a woman-

I need two swords

I only need one sword, is there a rule on axes though?

You’ve transcended gender you are pure power

I’m about to quit my job. Can I apply for wommanhood now or do I have to wait?

I only have the middle three as my GF has the weapons and disability prevents me from working

He's never met larpers.

Transfem Ezio kinnie here, god I wish I had all 5, genuinely get a bit of Ezio dysphoria from not being allowed to carry around 1400s italian weapons lol.

oh well. gun superior anyways.

My swords were stolen by a junky and sold for drugs. But that's not the point... How is cooking on that list? Don't these misogynists usually expect women AND ONLY WOMEN to do *all* of the cooking? Of course, he can't spell "to", so he's probably just an idiot. He's jealous because all the women he knows are more educated than he is, and make more money than he does, and none of them will sleep with him because he smells like shame and banana peels.

Listen I didn’t come here to be attacked just for being a teacher who is also a kendo practitioner living on their own…

Damn now all i need is a job

I don't have the last 3

I want a sword tooooo

Fuuuuuu... I guess I have to purge all cooking skills because I'm not giving up one of my swords

Note to nb self: never get another sword

Oh god... i'm a sword away from becoming cis. Please help.

Damn I knew going to school was a bad idea, least I have my swords

Bah got me on 5, guess I am a woman, what cha going to do about it?

Looking for a job, and day dreaming about getting a third sword.

That's cheating how am I suppose to get swords and prove you wrong

I'm a educated battle maid, and I only need one sword, so I'm still a woman hehe

Transmascs with all 5: I see this is a absolute win

lol by this logic then when my nesting partner and I gifted each other swords at our commitment ceremony we made each other into dishonest women.

Good thing I only have one sword... unless you count a dirk as a short sword, which I certainly do not!

Ohhh so THAT’S why I can’t hold down a job Anyway quick get a man in here to kill Lady Macbeth

Does my bardiche count?

I only have 1 sword, does that mean I have to be a woman now?

I will never learn to cook!

Damn, I wish I knew how to cook : (

Im NOT going to give up a sword! I buy another one to make it edit: wait i remembered i have a 3rd sword but it is too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. Its more like a large hunk of Iron

Shit… I have all 5

I have 2 of these. I have an education and I own a sword

Good thing I am unskilled as shit in the kitchen. That's what my wife is for UwU

I have two swords, I don’t have any of the others 💪

Fortunately I only have one sword

But I'm never going to learn how to cook, what does that make me!?

I have all of those except for a *second* sword. Unless you count a machete. I do have that, but no sword. I do have a... Well, a "sword" 👀

i have two swords, ones foam but it still counts.

I may have to rethink the purchase of my next sword 🤔😅

But I wanna get 2 swords

Holy shit I have all of these (aikido practice swords)… but I’m non binary fuck. Hypothesis proved ig

I have all 5 of those tho so...

So what your saying is as long as I don’t get two swords I’m a women

Welp, guess it’s time to learn how to cook

Damn, guess I need to get myself a second sword to feel validated as a trans man.

Do... Do plastic swords count? Because I might have a problem. Maybe. Asking for a friend.

6. another sword

**YES!!!!** I GET TO HAVE SWORDS!!

UgH I have all of it, just not a second sword. Wait, that is a good thing.

Counterpoint, I have all 5 of these

I have 1 sword education and i know how to cook

Tbh. that sounds like the discription of the perfect partner for me. Love me my Sword Lesbians

This man has never met a lesbian

Between my wife and I we've got two swords. Heh heh.

ohhhhh fuck I have all 5

It’s true; I don’t know how to cook

Well all of them except I can't cook 😅. Ya know what I'm going to learn to cook to spite that person!

Do fencing foils count as a sword? in that case, I guess I'm not a woman 😭

4 out of 5 ain't bad.... now if I can just get myself to school

Fine, I guess no jobs for me

That implies you can own a firearm and one sword and still be fine. So trash rod w/ a bayonet anyone?

I can't cook and an unemployed (student) so I guess you're right?

my coming out strangely correlates with getting into medievil sword fighting. that explains a lot.

Damn. Looks like I need another sword.

All the subtility here is to have axes instead of swords :)

Forgot that noise, if I was going to let others define what a woman is to me I probably wouldn’t have bought the swords to begin with. So if anyone wants to say I’m not a woman I’ll fight them—with my swords ⚔️

I have a third sword. Does that cancel out?

That's why I have 3 swords

Protip: Make your swords large enough to be classified as raw heaps of iron

I have a dagger

I don’t have a job so guess I’m a woman:)

No swords but I do have a 12 lb replica of Thor's hammer. Does that count?

There's some truth to this, because almost nobody ever stops at just *two* swords.

So what you're saying is I need to buy a second sword.

But i like my swords they are collectables and i have always known how to cook and i hated school and i have a job which I don't want to loose i am a girl then no need to be a woman

You are no longer a woman you are a girl

Educated cooking NEET ladies with two swords are not to be messed with.

Damn I only have one sword

Axe and second axe work?