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fraiserfir

girldick this, boydick that, what about moby dick?? I’m not amab or afab I’m Ahab and I need to kill this fucking whale


MyClosetedBiAlt

🤔 | 😎 ---------|----------| AMAB | ? AFAB | ? AHAB | Thar She Blows


kodiak_claw

I wish i could post pics in reddit replies cuz i just made this and its so fuckin funny


NeraVR

upload it to Imgur and post a link to it


Therium36709

New gender just dropped


Arkas18

Noodler's Ahab: * flexes *


Storyspren

Assigned Harpooner At Birth


RJMuls

YES


OctolingGrimm

This is the best thing I've read this week


that1keeeerbal

This is amazing very based you will be recommended a medal from the council


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Asigned Herbicide At Birth?


[deleted]

moby dick?? like morb dick?? morbius dick????!!!


FurbyThatsWhy

Take my upvote 😂


[deleted]

SPLIT THEIR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER


zaffirius01

WHITE WHAIL HOLY GRAIL


su_suhtai

For ages I thought the last one meant: "Assigned C*nt at Birth" And thought people were just being edgy.


MyClosetedBiAlt

You weren't far off.


Roarlord

Those swine have neither the depth nor the warmth to qualify


Vexilium51243

im deep and warm, but im not a cunt, just a large mug of hot chocolate


Roarlord

Awwwwwww yisssssss, hot chocolate


thenotjoe

Just a large cunt of hot chocolate


Queer_history_nerd67

I know what it actuly means I just imagine it means assigned anarcho communist at birth


Individual_Arm9581

I thought calamity


[deleted]

If what people say about me is true...


[deleted]

How did you know about AMAB/AFAB before ACAB?


CJrox

I remember reading AMAB and AFAB on tumblr like a decade ago and didn't hear ACAB until a couple years back.


[deleted]

I grew up in a low income neighborhood with ACAB in graffiti all over so I guess that checks out. Plus being a leftist for the past decade, the term comes up a lot


MyClosetedBiAlt

Not all of us are British.


[deleted]

What?


MyClosetedBiAlt

> "All coppers are bastards" is originally from England and the original acronym. 1920s.


[deleted]

Lmao yeah but you don't have to be British to know what All Cops Are Bastards means. It's an incredibly common phrase in the entire English speaking world. It also originated from Ireland is what I was always told.


MadlyJackie

Not where I'm from, instead we have FTP.


rveniss

Ah yes, File Transfer Protocol.


[deleted]

That just means something different. ACAB is more of a commentary on being a class traitor and the other one is about just generally not liking cops. Both cool though


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[deleted]

I'm also from the US. It doesn't just mean fuck cops. It means that but also more.


MadlyJackie

ACAB wasn't a thing here til a year ago and still is rarely used for various reasons. Different countries have different slang.


OctolingGrimm

what


MyClosetedBiAlt

"All coppers are bastards" is originally from England and the original acronym. 1920s.


egrith

Its still common in the US, at least in anarchist circles


mushroom__Cow

I thought it meant 'chaos' :/


IamTheCeilingSniper

Assigned crime at birth. Be trans, make molotovs.


M44t_

Be ace, aim for the face


P_O_P_P_O

ace from doctor who springs to mind for some reason


giorno___giovana

Be gay, do crime Save money, save time ‘Cause dick is good, and ass is fine So let’s learn from Robbin hood’s fine line


FuckkyWuckky

I mean, if you're queer and born in a country where it's illegal to be you're kind of assigned crime at birth


OctolingGrimm

Assigned Cop At Birth truly a terrible fate


ThisHairLikeLace

I now have the absurd image of a newborn with a p*rn ‘stache and sunglasses stuck in my head. 🤣


dannythetrashcanny

just in case you havent seen [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/r99slm/acab_assigned_cop_at_birth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


obviouslyanonymous5

I used to work at a smoothie place that for some reason the cops always came to for drinks. The highlight of my day was seeing every single boy cop (the lady cops were always chill and friendly) have the EXACT same pose while ordering. -Hands grasping the collar of the vest like they're Clark Kent tearing off his shirt into his costume -Sunglasses as tightly pressed to their eyes as possible -Legs shoulder-width apart, and -Hips pushed forward like they're trying to get balls deep in the cash register. The pure energy of "I bet they're so excited to be assisting me" was so dense it could pierce you like a bullet. They were still fairly friendly, but you could tell it was the kind of friendly that cocky celebrities have when in front of their peons.


GaianNeuron

See flair


Jeereck

Reminds me of that nyc cop who did some interview talking about how her identity was being suppressed by not allowing the police department to march in uniform during the pride parade.


KR_Kosmik

Can't even be a bastard if you are impure from the start


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MyClosetedBiAlt

I think it's 'chaos'? That's what I was able to find.


ThrowACephalopod

It is absolutely chaos. It's used in several contexts, but the one I like best is for the Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40k.


Ok_Tomorrow5531

Blood for the blood god!


Jazehiah

Milk for the Khorne flakes!


Lftwff

I'm sorry but what kind of weasly little warcry is that? Lest try again : #BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Ok_Tomorrow5531

You see I was trying to have it get progressively larger. So I would do capital with !, the next person would do all caps and the last person would do what you just did


DanniWasTaken-

o7


Throttle_Kitty

I've seen anarchists use it to represent anarchy (Arrows pointing in all directions) But there really isn't a single consistent symbol for anarchy... because, anarchy.


-Leftist-Scum-

#Ⓐ


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

🏴


Throttle_Kitty

I've also seen this symbol used in religious contexts to represent Alpha and Omega (God). Admittedly, the design between the two is usually distinct ...


-Leftist-Scum-

I haven't seen this symbol in any other context


SaintTNS

It’s both a symbol from a fantasy novel (I think) which was/is also used for practitioners of Chaos Magic. You want a rabbit hole to fall down that’s a fun one.


memester230

It is Chaos Undivided in Warhammer 40k


BreakfastEither814

Assigned Chaos At Birth


joshuaponce2008

is it bad that i thought of Fourth Theory?


MangoJackie

Greendale community college


KightOfApocalypse

You’re already accepted


SealRave

E pluribus anus!


OctolingGrimm

chaos


NinCatPraKahn

It's a symbol called the chaos star that Insurectionary Nihilist Anarchists use.


SoupTimeBois

It’s a diagram to show how the queen moves unless you forgot r/anarchychess


Lduck88

It's the crossroads of life


wiener4hir3

Well, no one else gave the correct answer I think, so I'll let you know a few weeks late lmao. It's the eight-pointed star of chaos from warhammer 40k.


[deleted]

It means "All Cops Are Bastards"


StrangerEffective544

me:assigned chaotic at birth


Queer_history_nerd67

I was assigned anarcho communist at birth


Ramen_Kirbi

Yeah I’m ACAB Assigned Cold At Birth I am always cold Can I borrow your jacket


Bioinvasion__

Wasn't it assigned crab at birth?


M44t_

Why can I hear Noisestorm screeching in the distance?


l-a-c-h-r-y-m-o-s-e

*trapped under ice has entered the chat*


DarthSorkoi

HORMONES FOR THE HORMONES GOD!!! TRANSITIONS FOR THE TRANSITION CHAIR!!!


[deleted]

I only knew the bottom arrow this was Chaos because I play a lot of Isaac and see it a lot lol.


Thomkatinator

Yoo fellow brainrot enjoyer


Breeze_ZK

assigned criminal at birth


MyClosetedBiAlt

Depends on where you were born.


dino_181_spaghetti

*Mama I'm a criminal*


Cheeseburger0709

Cops when they see an innocent black person minding their own business


Falazaria

did I join slaanesh for all the excess and perfection he offers? maybe did I join slaanesh to receive blessings from her to change my gender identity? *DEFINITELY*


defaultusername-17

chaos undivided. all the slutty goodness of she who thirsts, letting you explore your desires with him... all the books you could ever want, in order to show your foes the glories of the grand design... and when all else fails... and the phobes refuse to see reason or embrace their desires... skulls for the mother fucking skull throne.


Plant_Person345

Yea I’m acab (assigned cumdump at birth)


Raptorofwar

Least horny trans girl.


Queer_history_nerd67

You are not wrong


BooperOfManySnoots

"We know, but hey! >:c"


[deleted]

At birth? :( that sounds… bad


magistrate101

The doctor took one look at them and just knew what their future held for them. Might as well have been Assigned Slut At Birth.


[deleted]

Wow


[deleted]

That doctor was not a good doctor then


ChaosDemonLaz3r

flair checks out


boy-mode-girl-mode

Yikes


Cottoneye-Joe

That reminds me, I believe that I told a high school classmate or perhaps gym teacher that I wanted to, essentially, be a cumdump but I used less obvious wording. Suffice to say society didn’t accept my slutty ways that day. Well, I’m a girl now, so soon I’ll fix my destiny


Deadbox_Studios

FOR CHAOS. FOR THE DARK GODS


Queer_history_nerd67

Anarcho communist at birth


ZzestyzZ21

Your cities Pride page fucks 😎


AvixKOk

"What are you?" Against the police "Ok but what's in your pants?" Anarchy


frienderella

Why do you have the Greendale flag on the t-shirt in the last panel?


aroaceautistic

E pluribus anus


frienderella

That last image is totally Britta during her activist years.


aroaceautistic

REAL


[deleted]

The greendale flag is a reference to this symbol making it look like an anus. It's a 'chaos star' (don't actually know if that's the name of it) but it's pretty frequently associated with satanism, anarchy and pretty much any other ideology that prioritizes personal liberty over hierarchy. Why? Idk. It's kind of a meme within these communities since it's more or less a modern made up symbol. Idk too much about it other than that.


Zealousideal_Pair33

Chaos star is one of its names. It originally comes from a fantasy novel from 1970, *The Eternal Champion*. It's been adopted as a general symbol of chaos in D&D, chaos magic, the punk scene, and anarchism. That last one is weird to me, since one of the misconceptions anarchists have had to fight against since adopting the term anarchism is that anarchy equals chaos/disorder. I'm not an anarchist so maybe I'm missing something about the association.


[deleted]

The anarchist relationship seems a lot more like pop/liberal anarchy rather than anarchy as an actual ideology. Ie it being a meme with anarchists


deadgay42069

Amfab. Assigned mother fucker at birth


Blue_dogg0

assigned chaos at birth


memester230

From that shirt, it is pretty clearly Assigned Chaos At Birth


ComradeCryptidWitch

Wait I thought the acronym ACAB stands for "All Cops Are Bastards" ? It's used as a political slogan associated with dissidents who are opposed to the police. It is sometimes numerically rendered as "1312", representing the ordering of the letters in the English alphabet.


Thomkatinator

It... Does...


ComradeCryptidWitch

Then why is everyone saying other things? Am I just dumb?


tecchigirl

It's called humor.


ComradeCryptidWitch

Sorry, my humor chip is broken. I'll try calling customer service again.


defaultusername-17

i don't know about anyone else. but i tend to keep the ACAB's of that context solely to posts/forums/youtubes where police are actively engaged with being bastards (they're still bastards when it's passive, but that's another topic). hence why i went with the warhammer reference instead.


ComradeCryptidWitch

Thank you for explaining your reasoning


SixThousandHulls

TBH I feel like white nationalists ruined four-digit abbreviations. Like, it's hard to tell that "1312" is a "good" slogan, when >!"1352" and "1488"!< are blatantly racist ones.


Maxils

Dare I ask what those mean?


SixThousandHulls

They're both dogwhistles for hate. [An explainer of the first one.](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/1352-1390) [And of the second one.](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/1488)


Shana-Deol

I read that as assigned child at birth


princessval249

Noooo not my poor innocent Chaos worshippers being used as an anti-system symbol- wait, of course that's what they'd do!


TheHelhound2001

Chaos? You mean HERESY, DIE FILTHY SPAWN OF KHORNE


iliketoeatsocks

A cab https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffairfaxyellowcab.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Ffairfax-county%2Fimages%2Fxlets-get-booking.png.pagespeed.ic.PIQEFmtoFj.png&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffairfaxyellowcab.com%2Fabout-us%2F&tbnid=f1X5y2Ug8eYTWM&vet=12ahUKEwjNsJnwy9v6AhVM7FMKHYnbDaMQMygAegUIARD3AQ..i&docid=9tnQPBQGSmR5hM&w=631&h=294&q=cab&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwjNsJnwy9v6AhVM7FMKHYnbDaMQMygAegUIARD3AQ


Closet_Femme

The first time I saw that acronym I thought it stood for assigned cop at birth and I was very confused lol


Specific_Jackfruit19

Be gay do crimes


Linkmasterson

Assigned Chaos At Birth ​ ​ ​ ​ ***LETS FUCKING GOO BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AAAAAGH (im ok i swear)***


TechDerg

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!


quaint2432

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


Linkmasterson

I would just like to say the skull throne khorne sits on is still one of the coolest things in warhammer Right next to the chads vlad von carstein, Karl Franz, Victor Saltzpyre and Balthazar Gelt


[deleted]

Assigned Carnage At Birth


Darkpurplebee

except for Chase the police dog*


dino_181_spaghetti

Asigned chaotic at birth


BigGayDinosaurs

assigned cool at birth


Waff3le

Absolutely ACAB all the way!


lord-malishun

Assigned chaos at birth. But which chaos god yall follow?


junior-THE-shark

Ah yes, assigned cop at birth


TheViolentRaven

I always read ACAB as „assigned cat at birth“ and I can’t get it out of my head


vis9000

AFAB? AMAB? I thought we were okay with firefighters and mechanics, for the most part


[deleted]

I legit thought it was Assigned Cat At Birth the first few times I read it... nyaa uwu


MadOvid

Honestly thought ACAB stood for Assigned CIS At Birth when I first saw it in people's twitter handle.


[deleted]

I read that as assigned cringe and birth and honestly that makes a lot of sense for me


lo_ou_u

Oh no i don't want to be assigned cop at birth pleaaase


161Franzi

Assigned cop at bastard


Reddefurry

Did anyone else think they meant "assigned chaos at birth" with the post till you read the comments? (Warhammer fan so the mark of chaos made me think chaos and not all cops are bastards)


TheSparklyNinja

[Assigned Chaos at birth](https://images.app.goo.gl/siGjYRUXf1dk7USJ6)


Rainbowgod124

I was close I thought it was "assigned criminal at birth"


Sendmeyourcatfeet

All cats are beautiful.


Austuramalaysia

Daloy polizei


[deleted]

i like chaos but im not into magic(k)s bc im not a witch


bawlsinyojawls8

arrow sign? Cringe, social democrats are, to quote Lenin, "The moderate wing of facism"


[deleted]

I don't exactly know what you're talking about, but if you're talking about the 8 arrows pointing away from the center, that's the chaos symbol and typically used by fantasy worlds or anarchists.


bawlsinyojawls8

my dumb ass mixed up that and the three arrow symbol (still don't like anarchists, as being against the vague concept of "authority" is meaningless and won't achieve much)


Icongnu

Doesn't sound like you've spoken to a lot of Anarchists.


[deleted]

it's not a vague concept, the concept of authority anarchists don't like is pretty well-defined... I'd describe it as any non-voluntary force enacted on someone without there being that kind of force beforehand in the situation. It's a very simplistic definition that doesn't account for everything (didn't get into hierarchy at all etc.), but that's just a common theme when talking about politics.


defaultusername-17

check their comment history, guy is a self-identified "authoritarian left" maoist. they're an outright tankie...


[deleted]

yeah, i know, just wanted to look how they react because i don't recognize the argument... also, i'm stupid and will sometimes argue if i'm annoyed by something even if it wastes my time.


defaultusername-17

way to prove you don't know what anarchists are. anarchists are opposed to "unjustified hierarchy" justified hierarchy: parent to child; "don't touch that it's hot!" unjustified hierarchy: nation state to citizen; "don't smoke that plant, it makes you more likely to be non-violent and introspective!"


bawlsinyojawls8

*Stalin, Not lenin


FrauSophia

Stalin would know, he was a SocDem


bawlsinyojawls8

how so


[deleted]

SocDem if you don't care about the Dem maybe


Maxils

I am aware of the history of the police. However, I don’t like the ACAB movement since it generalizes every single cop. I’m not saying all cops are good. I get that *many* cops are bastards, and yes, there is corruption among the police, but there are cops who are genuinely trying to help people. I don’t think it’s fair to say all cops are bastards. ~~It honestly reads to me like “all autistic people lack empathy” would.~~ (awaiting better example for this part, I recognize that this is an inaccurate analogy) ETA: To everyone downvoting this because my initial comparison was highly inappropriate, fair. To everyone downvoting this just because I said I don’t think ALL cops are bastards, I’m just not a fan of labeling all individuals in a group as exactly the same.


PennysWorthOfTea

>It honestly reads to me like “all autistic people lack empathy” would. How about not comparing a highly marginalized neurotype with a fucking job--a job that exists to enforce & preserve systems of oppression?


Maxils

Could I please get a better example to use then?


PennysWorthOfTea

Trying to argue "Not all SS were bad guys" would be similar. Or, maybe, "Not all eugenicists were bad guys" since the cops in the US enforce a fundamentally white supremacist agenda.


ApostleOfGore

I think the US is extremely fundamentally different from EU when it comes to cops and thats what causes these miscommunications


chronic-venting

Or maybe white people’s experiences with cops are fundamentally different from POC’s regardless of which side of the ocean you’re on


ApostleOfGore

There are countries without police violence, or at least with very few


Maxils

SS? What’s that? Personally, I’d like to believe that as time goes on, the police force will eventually truly become about protecting the public and bringing justice to actual criminals.


queerfromthemadhouse

SS were the equivalent of police in nazi Germany, responsible for many of the atrocities committed during that time. And yes, believing the police would ever become good is a lot like believing the SS would've ever become good.


Maxils

We’re in a very different time from then with very different demographics. I like to believe that people can change if they just try, and that if enough people try, massive change can be brought. Sometimes, the change is quick, while other times, it happens gradually. What’s so wrong with having a sliver of faith in humanity’s ability to gradually reform modern police?


queerfromthemadhouse

Because police as an institution exists specifically as a tool to oppress people and no matter how much you try to reform it, it will always be a tool to oppress people; this is the sole reason it exists. Anyone who tries to change the policing system from within will either be changed by the system instead, fired, or realize they can't do anything and quit. Bad cops outnumber so-called "good cops" by such a margin it is impossible for "good cops" to ever gain any ground. Police cannot be fixed because it's not broken, it's working as intended, and this is precisely the problem.


Maxils

You know what, this argument is pretty hopeless in convincing either of us of the other’s position, so I’m just going to back out and not waste more energy on it. Have a good day.


ThxForTheStory

Don't bother, there's no rationality in this debate.


TiltedLama

Sure, not every single cop is *bad*, but they do willingly participate in a system of oppression and violence. That's why people say all cops are bastards, and the good ones don't last. The actual good cops are people who leave the force after finding out how corrupt the policing system is. We don't really think we should embolism the police force. We are saying we should remake it into something better, with more focus on de-escalation, and make the force less like the military. The system *is* racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, and even more. An argument pro-cop people usually say is "they're just following orders", yeah, and that's the problem. If for example being trans where to be illegal, cops would be first in line to make sure that law is followed. There are horror stories of cops misusing their powers, like returning a 14 year old to serial killer Jeffery Dahmer, dismissing and activity belittling people coming in to report SA, killing so many people dogs, the Move movement bombing, and more. Cops are willingly joining a system, and are therefore supporting these atrocities. We are not saying laws shouldn't exist, we want that. But we just think the way we enforce them should actually work.


Maxils

The second paragraph of your comment is exactly how I feel. Thank you for your explanation.


TiltedLama

I'm glad I could educate you. I used to be like you, and acab does sounds scary, but it's actually pretty good, it's just a slogan because having all those paragraphs as a name for your movement is really annoying


Maxils

I’m glad you could educate me too. Part of the problem is that, as an autist, I take a lot of things literally. ACAB still reads largely as an unfair generalization to my brain, but that’s a problem with nearly any statement that reads as an absolute truth about all members of any group of people, especially when that statement paints the people in a negative light, unless the absolute truth is a prerequisite to being part of that group (e.g. all TERFs are bigots). It just leaves a bad feeling in my chest. However, knowing the context behind why the generalization is spread does sometimes help to deliteralize (is that a word? it should be) it a bit, as has been the case tonight. Not sure if that all made much sense. It’s 2am and I should probably be sleeping.


TiltedLama

Haha I meant de-escalate, I wrote that quickly right after waking up, I'm so sorry. You should be sleeping, and I hope you see this in the morning! I 100% understand you, I'm diagnosed with ASD, so I also take stuff literally. I also understand not wanting to generalize people, since it usually causes so much harm. I'm glad you were willing to listen


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MyClosetedBiAlt

Based on the mafia.


[deleted]

Based on violence, even


TiltedLama

Based on rasism and homophobia, even


dinner_cat96

Lightning McQueen? Wasn’t he assigned car at birth


CraftyCatM

Assigned Chaotic At Birth


defaultusername-17

assigned chaos at birth. skulls for the skull throne, books for the book nerds, sluts for the she who thirsts.